Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I dont know Lindsay at all. She may be horrible but as a sucker for drama I had a look on why was she cancelled, and for the love of god, cancelling someone for saying a cartoon is similar to another cartoon is one of the stupidest shit ever.

Yes it is extremely stupid -- but she is among the horde of SJWs who do exactly the same things to other people. Live by the woke, die by the woke.

Tranny apologetics:

Exactly. If trannies want to avoid the torches and pitchforks, they should get out of the spotlight and keep their sexual fetishes in the bedroom.

Greenwald again dons the hat of Captain Obvious.


Bobby gives America a very compelling reason not to take the jab:

(Archive of Carney's piece on Washington Examiner)

Crossover with Banana Wu:

Spoiler: Screenshots of those "misogynist", "white supremacist" tweets

Bobby has fapped the last dreg of his brain out; I don't even begin to understand what he yammers about. Is he fantasizing which orifice he's been invited to penetrate?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

To be fair, religious pogroms have actually taken place on American soil.

Tell me again how the Great Crusade to bring globohomo and secularism to Afghanistan went?

 

[Cactuar King]

Bob's white knights spring into action!

Sooo...making a parody account is "evil", but Bob taking joy in the death and suffering of people he doesn't like isn't?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert can use as many emojis as he wants. We know he’s seething that Chu didn’t get his pathetic attempt at “shtick.” As if he has any personal experience whatsoever with any archetype of attractive woman, let alone two.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Thanks for that, Bob. Everybody wanted to imagine your erection.

Dude, he's trying to imagine his erection.

Motherfucker's probably never seen his penis in over twenty years lmao

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Robert can use as many emojis as he wants. We know he’s seething that Chu didn’t get his pathetic attempt at “shtick.” As if he has any personal experience whatsoever with any archetype of attractive woman, let alone two.

To be fair, with Bob, you never know whether he's joking or not. But you do know afterwards he'll say he was joking if he gets dunked on.

And looks like we'll reach page 4500 before the end of the year. Good job, Film Robert.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Sooo...making a parody account is "evil", but Bob taking joy in the death and suffering of people he doesn't like isn't?

something something tactics targets

in other words, taking joy in the death and suffering of THE ENEMY (because "the enemy" allegedly wants to gas ALL the diverse muhnorities, leaving only straight white cishets) is Good, because it protects the muhnority diversities! - Bob, probably.

Robert can use as many emojis as he wants. We know he’s seething that Chu didn’t get his pathetic attempt at “shtick.” As if he has any personal experience whatsoever with any archetype of attractive woman, let alone two.

Thirsty Bob doing a "OMG Lesbuns make me sooo hard, these are lesbuns, right?" "schtick" isn't a schtick, it's fucking pathetic and predictable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We might never find out for sure, but I’m very comfortable calling it: Robert has reached out to Lindsay at least once in the past 36 hours, offering her a shoulder to caterwaul on. He’ll never give up on their special bond, nor will he let go of the fantasy that someday he’ll be able to pwn the haters with their beautiful friendship.

 

[TowinKarz]

To be fair, with Bob, you never know whether he's joking or not. But you do know afterwards he'll say he was joking if he gets dunked on.

I've said it before, but I'll do so again.

Bob is "Schrodinger's Asshole" - Whether or not he was being serious or "just joking" is retroactively dependent on how the public reaction shakes out.

Whenever he gets criticized, he smugly tells you it was because you took it the wrong way, "didn't get it" or "are clearly stupid/being disingenuous" and like an Oceanan newspaper, the defense can change between faulting Eastasia or Eurasia within the time frame it takes for you to read the tweet itself.

But the end result is always the same, vindication for him, he's not the asshole, YOU are the asshole for making such an OBVIOUS misinterpretation of his musings.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

'No reply?' Mothefucker, this bitch burned your ass publically. Why would you still protect her? At this rate, she will never reach out to you and offer an olive branch. For all the talk about retribution for yourself. This is the perfect chance to laugh at her pain the same way she did. And you chose not?!

Man, keep being a little bitch.

We might never find out for sure, but I’m very comfortable calling it: Robert has reached out to Lindsay at least once in the past 36 hours, offering her a shoulder to caterwaul on. He’ll never give up on their special bond, nor will he let go of the fantasy that someday he’ll be able to pwn the haters with their beautiful friendship.

That is pathetic if true. Lindsay will only see for herself alone. And unless that friendship benefits Lindsay more than Bob then it's never gonna happen. She is too narcissistic and selfish. And Bob is still a bitch for trying despite being more than clear that nothing good will come out of it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You know Bob is a shit """comedian""" when literally no one can tell when he's joking or not. At least according to Bob himself.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Bobby has fapped the last dreg of his brain out; I don't even begin to understand what he yammers about. Is he fantasizing which orifice he's been invited to penetrate?

I really wish that ChuChu was taking the piss out of Bobby but we all know he's too autistic for that.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Spoiler: Screenshots of those "misogynist", "white supremacist" tweets

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It's amazing the how much these people are reaching for things that are flat out not there. It was just yesterday that Bob was running defense for Biden saying he will do nothing about Covid because it's a state issue and not a federal issue by saying "IT'S A 4 SECOND CLIP! YOU'VE TAKEN IT OUT OF CONTEXT!". If you actually listened to the 4 minute clip you'll realize half of it is some senator from Arizona asking Biden to please save us from the wu-flu, ends with sucking Biden's cock and it's immediately followed up by Joe saying "There is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level". Biden does not go forward and give context or explanation or anything that doesn't make it seem like he's passing the buck. I know. I've listened to it. Granted, he never could've done anything as he's limited by the Constitution but it doesn't seem like that piece of parchment means much of anything anymore.

There was something else a few weeks ago, now that I think about it, where Bob did the same exact thing. It was the press release from the White House where Biden said that the unvaxed were gonna die this winter. He and Bimbo got all huffy because The Federalist, iirc, posted that paragraph and it too was somehow out of context. Nevermind that if you did read the release there was no further explanation nor context given and the rest just reinforced their point that everyone's gonna die because someone didn't get the sacred poke.

I can get pretty doomer about stuff and I don't like that aspect of me. I do not know how we can continue as a country when voting aged adults act like this. Neverland has spilled out from their personal lives and is now in the streets.

EDIT:
I couldn't find the original tweet of the guy crying about more context with Biden nopeing right out of covid responsibility aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

I didn't even say anything to him. I quote tweeted him once and that was deemed dangerous by the algorithm. Just throwing this out here as a warning to all my fellow Bobologists. It's getting weird out there. Stay safe and cozy.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Ah, I do like how we can take a situation like the Omelas Declaration and accurately predict Bob's reaction. Maybe his brain CAN be transferred into computer - make a Twitter API for QBasic and we should be able to code him a few hours.

Crossover with Banana Wu:

Yes, children's and teenagers' vaccination rates being so damn high when the disease has less risk of side effects than the vaccine in that age group is definitely on us. And by "us" I mean people with functioning reproductive organs.

 

[Blacklight]

Bob has absolutely no positive characteristics. The nicest things you can say about him are negations of negative things like, "He hasn't murdered anybody," "He doesn't delight in torturing animals," "I don't think he's ever tried to poison anyone," etc. He's the absolute nadir of human existence without being an actual criminal.

You don't remember the chicken in the hot sauce or mountain dew marainated chicken? Bob has tried on numerous occasions to poison someone else.

 

[make_it_so]

TL : DR - Bob's idea of harmony is chocolate cake with gravy.... two mutually pleasing things forced to come together in a way that destroys both.

Given what we've seen of the Chipman clan cooking, maybe Bob doesn't think that's disgusting.

Sooo...making a parody account is "evil", but Bob taking joy in the death and suffering of people he doesn't like isn't?

Of course. Bob's on the right side of history, while that parody account is made by an alt-right fascist Trumper nazi who is obsolete and deserves to die.

And it looks like they succeeded in flagging it off of Twitter. You're a pathetic, thin-skinned bitch, Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby gives America a very compelling reason not to take the jab:

(Archive of Carney's piece on Washington Examiner)

The following is in direct response to this. You may not be able to catch fatness but it is 100% preventable

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1476163327894200323

What you can catch from fat is cancer, heart disease, mental issues, skin problems, general organ failure, and the thread favorite the beetus. Obesity is a bigger strain on the medical system than the coof is.

Of course. Bob's on the right side of history, while that parody account is made by an alt-right fascist Trumper nazi who is obsolete and deserves to die.

And it looks like they succeeded in flagging it off of Twitter. You're a pathetic, thin-skinned bitch, Bob.

The message I'm getting is that the account doesn't exist which would tell me that whoever this was deleted their account.

It would've said suspended had it been flagged down. Why the sped cut and ran I have no idea. Awoooooga you kinda funny guy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

What you can catch from fat is cancer, heart disease, mental issues, skin problems, general organ failure, and the thread favorite the beetus. Obesity is a bigger strain on the medical system than the coof is.

Bob's niece is overweight, if I recall correctly. Given the Chipman predisposition for obesity (well, maybe Chris and Bob), I don't have high hopes for his nephew unless the kid turns out to have athletic talent. Bob should worry more about that than the 'rona.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I didn't even say anything to him. I quote tweeted him once and that was deemed dangerous by the algorithm. Just throwing this out here as a warning to all my fellow Bobologists. It's getting weird out there. Stay safe and cozy.

Try opening he/they's twitter in private browsing. He hasn't protected his account, he's just turned the hugbox setting on:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tranny apologetics:
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"Someone did, however, once say something about injustice anywhere being a threat to justice everywhere..." Unless you live in a state that voted for Trump in 2016 then fuck you forever!