Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My one disappointment about Bob is that he wasn't able to crap out enough content to give us 5,000 pages by 2022. Ah, well! Maybe he'll give us 6,000 by the end of the year.

I wish a happy new year to all my fellow Bobologists. And Bob, I hope you live to see the Superior Future being instituted by the obsoletes you hate so much.

 

[Koby_Fish]

My one disappointment about Bob is that he wasn't able to crap out enough content to give us 5,000 pages by 2022. Ah, well! Maybe he'll give us 6,000 by the end of the year.

I wish a happy new year to all my fellow Bobologists. And Bob, I hope you live to see the Superior Future being instituted by the obsoletes you hate so much.

well to be fair, almost 4500 by 2022 isn't bad.

 

[stupid moron]

I don’t normally give a shit about peoples spelling or grammar, but fuck Bob’s is atrocious. For someone who tries to give off such a smart and intellectual vibe he mixes up their, they’re, and there way too frequently. It makes his “tweeting at a workstation while a video is rendering sweaty ” look like even more bullshit. Unless he’s actually typing out the wrong words and it’s not being autocorrected, in which case he’s even more dumb than I thought.

It makes me pause a lot more often than I should while trying to decipher his word-salad because I think I’m misunderstanding something.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love how Bob joyfully mocked Venom fans for not getting what they wanted in the new movie, and now he's angrily stomping his feet like an infant because people wound up really liking Garfield's Spiderman and are demanding more.

Get fucked, fatso.

 

[cypocryphy]

Don't worry, Bob and company...pro wrestling will become more and more of a niche free from bros and normal people watching.

 

[John Carmack]

I think Jim is more concerned about witnessing the industry he spent forty years of his life working in being destroyed by carpetbagging troons.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wasn't Nyla Rose the guy that trooned out so he could beat women? Or was that Jim Sterling. Its hard to keep track.

 

[BubbleButt]

Wasn't Nyla Rose the guy that trooned out so he could beat women? Or was that Jim Sterling. Its hard to keep track.

The answer is probably yes

 

[TigerGoblin]

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Don't worry, Bob and company...pro wrestling will become more and more of a niche free from bros and normal people watching.

Moviebob is, and continues to be, a massive prick prepetually angry that lierally everyone is more successful than he is at life.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Moviebob is, and continues to be, a massive prick prepetually angry that lierally everyone is more successful than he is at life.

Can't wait for his first heart attack. "SUPERIOR FUTURE" doesn't include fattys, lol

 

[TowinKarz]

Funny that he's calling others "suburbanite slobs" too.

My guess is, no matter where you live, what the population density is, how many neighbors you have, how close they are and what your highest level of local government is (township, boro, city, etc) Bob will declare you a "suburbanite slob" if you have at least a mowed patch of grass under your care.....

 

[Koby_Fish]

My guess is, no matter where you live, what the population density is, how many neighbors you have, how close they are and what your highest level of local government is (township, boro, city, etc) Bob will declare you a "suburbanite slob" if you have at least a mowed patch of grass under your care.....

that's rich coming from the Bob that hoards tin cans to build into trash pyramids as a monument to his alcoholism.

 

[TowinKarz]

that's rich coming from the Bob that hoards tin cans to build into trash pyramids as a monument to his alcoholism.

But that's why he does it, it's all just a way to convince himself he's not the worst person out there.... so what if he has enough beer cans he could stack them in a pyramid to rival Giza? He knows that as long as he doesn't drink openly on the porch with his shirt off, he's BETTER than the suburban white trash scum that DO.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

well to be fair, almost 4500 by 2022 isn't bad.

I'm actually surprised we didn't reach 4500 right at the end there. Oh well, new year, new opportunities for Bob to give us new content.

Can't wait for his first heart attack. "SUPERIOR FUTURE" doesn't include fattys, lol

The future will be superior because it will not involve Bob.

 

[BubbleButt]

I'm actually surprised we didn't reach 4500 right at the end there. Oh well, new year, new opportunities for Bob to give us new content.

Just another way for Bob to have failed the people that know him

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

See I've got no problem with the Chipmans cooking shitty white trash food, everyone makes some weird or just bad food from time to time, either through experimenting or inexperience. My issue is that for some reason Chris feels the need to broadcast even dish he makes to the internet. I dislike food posting in general, but it's at least acceptable when it's either good looking, hard to make or has a nice story around it.

Honestly I feel like most of us have accidently crafted a toasterbortion or a bland meal that just didn't work out the way we had planned.
The difference is cows (in this case the Chipman brothers) feel the need to broadcast to the world their shitty cooking for interwebs likes.

I'm actually surprised we didn't reach 4500 right at the end there. Oh well, new year, new opportunities for Bob to give us new content.

Especially now that Chris is fully on the Farms' radar.

 

[Red Hood]

Yeah, it's getting ridiculous, Chris is acting like a damn selfie thot with all these damn pictures. What's next, Chippa in the third person ASMRs on Twitch?

Fatass Wheezing and Near Death after Ascending Stairs [ASMR]

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Don't worry, Bob and company...pro wrestling will become more and more of a niche free from bros and normal people watching.

The ironic thing is that Cornette is a raging leftist and has fully bought into all the LGBT stuff. Take a slight deviation from the approved rhetoric and suddenly you are the biggest to their existence.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Honestly I feel like most of us have accidently crafted a toasterbortion or a bland meal that just didn't work out the way we had planned.
The difference is cows (in this case the Chipman brothers) feel the need to broadcast to the world their shitty cooking for interwebs likes.


Especially now that Chris is fully on the Farms' radar.

Well not only that, but pretend that their shitty cooking is good and recommending it to others as if it was so great everybody should try it. I mean, that chicken noodle casserole is something anybody could noob up; nobody needs the bland-ass recipe to that. Does he think he has a bunch of followers that have toddlers who don't already know how to make that, rather than being childless weirdos with terrible palates?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So what exactly does Bob really hate about the first Transformers movie? I’m not much of a Transformer lore guy but does it relate to nostalgia bias from the cartoon movie or is there something more to it?