Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

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Cue call from Dumbfuckistan: "Hey there, Chris; it's your older brother Moviebob."

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Covid is Darwinism in action, nature's way to phase out Whiteness:
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Speaking of Darwin, I seem to recall Moviebob's physique standing much closer to the amoeboid side of the evolutionary scale that toward Homo Sapiens.

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Bobby twirls his Machiavellian moustache again.
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Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman, everybody!

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Deranged crypto hate:
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Bobby and co. denounce crypto because the generation of crypto wastes too much electric power. I want to see the bills of Disney's render farms.

I can see Moviebob's dream world using Disney Dollars. In Mickey We Trust™!

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The Japs need instructions eating KFC:
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The closest Moviebob would ever come to being that clean of a chicken eater is if he eats a drumstick as if he was typing up badly-written review on a typewriter.

 

[Red Hood]

Speaking of Riker, remember that time Jonathan Frakes dropped in to tell us the truth about Bob's sex life, firearms knowledge and weight lifting prowess?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Are there listening data for Podcasts? I wonder if anyone except Chris and his wife are listening to his podcast at all.


I watched all of Trek. DS9 IS the best show. It's not even a question.
But Roberto proves here again that he is not a movie critic but a miserable childish ball of diebetes ridden fat pretending to be one. Theme parks? Hanging out with Riker on the promenode? What are you talking about?
I will not bore you with huge treatise on why it is the best show, but every person (especially if they have critical mind) who watch it can see it has better character arcs, better character developement, mature and interesting themes explored, matuiration of all the older Star Trek ideas so they can test them in less than clean and more complex close to reality world, most interesting villains etc. etc. I can go on for such an autistic 10000 words rant here but I won't. Roberto a'int worth it.
Point is, again, when confronted with anything resembling complex ideas and thought, all Roberto can do is jump up and down and say "THEME PARKS". And then seriously tell the world that his Capeshit replicating Thor 1 themes is complex.

2022 just started Blob, leave some room for bad "critic" takes for the rest of the year.

"The Big Picture" should be called "The Smallest Mind"

The only Riker I recall being on the Promenade, is Thomas Riker, that clone from the TNG episode Second Chances. And that was only one episode. The USS Enterprise D did stop at DS9, ONCE, at the start of the series, but I don't recall Riker being on the station (IIRC the only member of the Enterprise crew - except Miles O'Brien who was transferring to DS9 anyway - that anyone saw in the first episode was Captain Picard, and that was on board the Enterprise itself). Thomas Riker didn't show up again after his initial visit, and was in very very deep trouble due to his actions, which was to hijack the Defiant to help the Maquis.

Now, if Bob had said he wanted to hang out on the promenade/in the same bar as Chief O'Brien, or Worf (later seasons) or Dr. Bashir and Garak, or hell, even Morn, he wouldn't sound half as fake a DS9 fan as he does with those comments. Or hell, the beetus could have eaten his brain already and his memories are shot. It happens.

Also Bob is super fake DS9 fan for not thirsting over Nana Visitor or Terry Farrell.

 

[Cactuar King]

but I don't recall Riker being on the station (IIRC the only member of the Enterprise crew - except Miles O'Brien who was transferring to DS9 anyway

He was there once at least, Quark owed him dabo money.

 

[ChefKiss]

It's not just the "Jesus People" who dont want to hire you Bob, nobody does, nobody ever has. Not one single person has ever looked at Bob and thought he was a talented person who needed to be hired for a job.. The only job he ever had was given to him out of pity and he helped destroy that company. The only reason he ever got the job back is because Russ Pitts is an actual retard who destroyed his life to own gamergate.

I know you're desperate to pretend your failures are actually just you being oppressed but the "Jesus people" dont really blacklist people for their politics, that's all you

 

[TowinKarz]

Nobody who hates crypto REALLY hates it for the "environmental effects"

They hate it because it allows a person to operate outside of the influence of increasingly-intrusive Government. Especially people like Bob who think it's the primary job of government to crush dissonance in the populace (benignly of course) so that the superior futcha gets here faster.

That's it.

Anyone who says 'but muh environment', in fact, is not upset at the thing they scorn for dirtying the planet. It's because people they don't like can use it to escape their finger-wagging and keep living a lifestyle the wagger disapproves of.

I don't see Bob advocating that movies that bomb are a disaster for the environment..... and need to pay some kind of fine for wasting the world's resources, but I never expected him to.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Nobody who hates crypto REALLY hates it for the "environmental effects"

They hate it because it allows a person to operate outside of the influence of increasingly-intrusive Government. Especially people like Bob who think it's the primary job of government to crush dissonance in the populace (benignly of course) so that the superior futcha gets here faster.

That's it.

Anyone who says 'but muh environment', in fact, is not upset at the thing they scorn for dirtying the planet. It's because people they don't like can use it to escape their finger-wagging and keep living a lifestyle the wagger disapproves of.

I don't see Bob advocating that movies that bomb are a disaster for the environment..... and need to pay some kind of fine for wasting the world's resources, but I never expected him to.

Again, you're overcomplicating it. Bob doesn't like Crypto because he didn't get rich off it. That's it. Bob is BIG BRAIN smarty pants and will never accept that some people gambled and won on crypto and NFT's (keywork being "gambled"). He's just jealous - that's all.

If he had, somehow, got ahold of some crypto cash you would see him arguing in favor of it with his usual lack of grace.

Anyways, 4500 pages baby!! whooo! I wonder if Bob will be hit with the curse once we reach 5K and disappear off the face of the earth (like Dobson)?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Aww, poor Bobby, did people smarter than you make money that you missed out on? Is that why you make fun of it so much? You keep saying it's an environmental disaster if you like. I mean, it uses power, but like 40% of that's renewable and growing, but you keep on banging that drum that crypto's the boogeyman. Forgive me, I guess I hadn't noticed cars run on goose feathers and tap water now. My mistake.

The rest of us know you're nursing a terminal case of butthurt from being a broke ass, stupid motherfucker that missed the train. Crypto ain't going nowhere for a reason no matter how many times you predict the end times, you jealous, trailer trash, Romney-care by default, no job, begging your mother for a room, no kids, no pets having diabetes fatality in-waiting fat child.

Happy New Year, you living carcass. I'm sure all the big studios will reach out this year because they need a middle aged man with no accomplishments on their roster to really turn things around for them. I wish you all the miseries of 2021 with compounding interest for us to spitefully enjoy here in what's going to be an awful 2022 for you. Just keep being you, Bob, it's a winning formula for us.

He'll have to learn eventually, since as things are going, Crypto is going to be the only way to buy porn and tip cam whores soon. Otherwise he'll have no way to pretend he has a girlfriend.

Are there listening data for Podcasts? I wonder if anyone except Chris and his wife are listening to his podcast at all.


I watched all of Trek. DS9 IS the best show. It's not even a question.
But Roberto proves here again that he is not a movie critic but a miserable childish ball of diebetes ridden fat pretending to be one. Theme parks? Hanging out with Riker on the promenode? What are you talking about?
I will not bore you with huge treatise on why it is the best show, but every person (especially if they have critical mind) who watch it can see it has better character arcs, better character developement, mature and interesting themes explored, matuiration of all the older Star Trek ideas so they can test them in less than clean and more complex close to reality world, most interesting villains etc. etc. I can go on for such an autistic 10000 words rant here but I won't. Roberto a'int worth it.
Point is, again, when confronted with anything resembling complex ideas and thought, all Roberto can do is jump up and down and say "THEME PARKS". And then seriously tell the world that his Capeshit replicating Thor 1 themes is complex.

2022 just started Blob, leave some room for bad "critic" takes for the rest of the year.

"The Big Picture" should be called "The Smallest Mind"

Bob likes it feeling more real because it helps his delusion that the superior future of Star Trek is going to be available in his life time.

Also, "The Anti-Thinker" is the perfect name for Bob.

 

[Adamska]

The only Riker I recall being on the Promenade, is Thomas Riker, that clone from the TNG episode Second Chances. And that was only one episode. The USS Enterprise D did stop at DS9, ONCE, at the start of the series, but I don't recall Riker being on the station (IIRC the only member of the Enterprise crew - except Miles O'Brien who was transferring to DS9 anyway - that anyone saw in the first episode was Captain Picard, and that was on board the Enterprise itself). Thomas Riker didn't show up again after his initial visit, and was in very very deep trouble due to his actions, which was to hijack the Defiant to help the Maquis.

Now, if Bob had said he wanted to hang out on the promenade/in the same bar as Chief O'Brien, or Worf (later seasons) or Dr. Bashir and Garak, or hell, even Morn, he wouldn't sound half as fake a DS9 fan as he does with those comments. Or hell, the beetus could have eaten his brain already and his memories are shot. It happens.

Also Bob is super fake DS9 fan for not thirsting over Nana Visitor or Terry Farrell.

Bob's a fake Star Trek Fan in general. He repeatedly pretends that the only one he watched was ToS and actually tries to sometimes throw the other shows under the bus. But given he never talks about even the fun or bad episodes of ToS, or the dynamic between the crew and so on I know he's full of shit.

He only says he watched it because nerds watch it right? I'm a nerd so therefore I have to say I watched it. I'll just watch the parodies since this shit's boring.

Reminder this crayon eating retard admitted in his manifesto that he did the same thing with gaming by watching and reading other people's playthroughs and opinions and made them his own. If he does it for games, I fully believe he does it for all media, especially movies and TV because he's decided that's what he's "good" at.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Autism is strong with Nymphomachy, and for some reason, Chu-chu thinks conservatives force kids to have social contact in physical campuses because they don't want kids to grow up happy.

No one ever doubted Bobby is very good at dealing with people.

"We". Did anyone ever see the 2018 movie The Predator where the Predator aliens kidnap an autistic child because they advance their species by stealing the genetic code from other species and they kidnap the kid to steal his autism because the movie establishes that autism is a super power and the next step in human evolution? I have no problem believing that Bob believes the same thing. I bet Bob instead of having a lady pit would have a tism pit where he'd throw people on the spectrum in until he skins them.

I am super curious if we could ever find anyone who even remembers going to school with Robert and get their opinions on how well he's adapted and whether or not they think he's made it to adulthood.

Lass_Library calls himself an "ace lesbian" -- because anyone who claims to be an "ace lesbian" is one.

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fucking autistic coomers man...

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

"We". Did anyone ever see the 2018 movie The Predator where the Predator aliens kidnap an autistic child because they advance their species by stealing the genetic code from other species and they kidnap the kid to steal his autism because the movie establishes that autism is a super power and the next step in human evolution? I have no problem believing that Bob believes the same thing. I bet Bob instead of having a lady pit would have a tism pit where he'd throw people on the spectrum in until he skins them.

I am super curious if we could ever find anyone who even remembers going to school with Robert and get their opinions on how well he's adapted and whether or not they think he's made it to adulthood.
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fucking autistic coomers man...

He's bisexual with extra steps but realizes that the fake masculinity of "transmen" results in goblinoid manlets that somehow end up more unappesling than "transwomen". I fully endorse his endevor to get snipped, because it will remove all desire to have sex and remove the driving force behind his madness, and lock him into a hell of his own making where nothing will bring him pleasure again. His life will be empty and meaningless, since as with all these other genderspecials his life his driven by his need to coom.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'm honestly not surprised that retarded coomer trannies who have insane mental problems and offer no value to society at all are Moviebob fans. Bob really gathers the SUPERIOR members of society into his intellectual debates.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Late on commenting on this, but its amazing how much Bob "video game expert" Chipman doesn't know about extremely popular video games.

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Even as early as Resident Evil 1, and especially 2 and 3, the game made a pretty clear distinction between "experimental bio-weapons" in the Tyrants, and "oops, we spilled the virus" in the Zombies and Mutants. Many monsters are shown to be effectively controlled, and there really hasn't been uncontrollable monsters as the main enemies since before 4. 3 did show the kinds of products Umbrella was making through real world ads, and it was mostly stuff like anti-aging cream and painkillers.

Later games (5 and up) would clarify that the whole zombies and mutant soldiers thing was Umbrella's founder wanting to make himself an immortal god ruling over super soldiers. Which makes all the failed undead shit make sense in a B-movie logic way.

But as established, Bob does not play video games and is an idiot.

 

[Chilson]

I watched all of Trek. DS9 IS the best show. It's not even a question.
But Roberto proves here again that he is not a movie critic but a miserable childish ball of diebetes ridden fat pretending to be one. Theme parks? Hanging out with Riker on the promenode? What are you talking about?
I will not bore you with huge treatise on why it is the best show, but every person (especially if they have critical mind) who watch it can see it has better character arcs, better character developement, mature and interesting themes explored, matuiration of all the older Star Trek ideas so they can test them in less than clean and more complex close to reality world, most interesting villains etc. etc. I can go on for such an autistic 10000 words rant here but I won't. Roberto a'int worth it.
Point is, again, when confronted with anything resembling complex ideas and thought, all Roberto can do is jump up and down and say "THEME PARKS". And then seriously tell the world that his Capeshit replicating Thor 1 themes is complex.

2022 just started Blob, leave some room for bad "critic" takes for the rest of the year.

"The Big Picture" should be called "The Smallest Mind"

Its absurd, but not surprising that this stupid take of Bob's started because he combined his inner coomer and consoomer to fantasize about an actual club filled with half naked Twileks in a Disney park.

It doesn't matter that Disney as a park is primarily advertised for children and families, and a hooter's-esque club would actively push away that demographic. Despite the wine aunts and coomers infesting them, the family and child demographic is still the largest and most profitable for Disney's parks.

Its nice to see Bob be his typical Feminist Self though.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Its absurd, but not surprising that this stupid take of Bob's started because he combined his inner coomer and consoomer to fantasize about an actual club filled with half naked Twileks in a Disney park.

It doesn't matter that Disney as a park is primarily advertised for children and families, and a hooter's-esque club would actively push away that demographic. Despite the wine aunts and coomers infesting them, the family and child demographic is still the largest and most profitable for Disney's parks.

Its nice to see Bob be his typical Feminist Self though.

It just shows that Bob is clueless, knowing how Disney covered up Jasmine:

 

[make_it_so]

I watched all of Trek. DS9 IS the best show. It's not even a question.
But Roberto proves here again that he is not a movie critic but a miserable childish ball of diebetes ridden fat pretending to be one. Theme parks? Hanging out with Riker on the promenode? What are you talking about?
I will not bore you with huge treatise on why it is the best show, but every person (especially if they have critical mind) who watch it can see it has better character arcs, better character developement, mature and interesting themes explored, matuiration of all the older Star Trek ideas so they can test them in less than clean and more complex close to reality world, most interesting villains etc. etc. I can go on for such an autistic 10000 words rant here but I won't. Roberto a'int worth it.
Point is, again, when confronted with anything resembling complex ideas and thought, all Roberto can do is jump up and down and say "THEME PARKS". And then seriously tell the world that his Capeshit replicating Thor 1 themes is complex.

I doubt Blobbo Retardo is aware of this, but there essentially was a Star Trek theme park in the form of the Star Trek: The Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel and Casino. And it did feature a full on DS9 Promenade including Quark's bar.

And you know what happened? It closed down.

Now granted, that was more due to a combination of a licensing rights clusterfuck and the 2008 stock market crash. But attendance still had greatly diminished by the time the doors were shuttered, proving that Bob's idiotic theme park idea is just like so many of his other ideas: not workable in the long term.

I greatly anticipate Disney's shitty Star Wars Galaxy's Edge park to face a similar fate in the coming years.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He was there once at least, Quark owed him dabo money.

yeah but that was a TNG episode, not a DS9 ep. Kinda half forgot, but it was all offscreen (actually playing dabo) anyway.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'm sorry, did I just develop aphasia while reading this or did Chris while writing it? I've read it three times and I still can't understand it.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Or learn from Moviebob, in which they should actively practice eugenics because they shouldn't reproduce.

Actually Bob needs his perceived “enemies” like he needs oxygen. The rage he unleashes on Twitter would otherwise be turned exactly where it belongs: inward, on himself, the true architect of all his miseries. His Twitter fights are what keep him from facing reality and improving his life. That’s why he’ll always lose. He’ll never change and he’ll always be miserable. It’s the biggest self-own imaginable.

sounds like the quintesencial cow behaviour

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm sorry, did I just develop aphasia while reading this or did Chris while writing it? I've read it three times and I still can't understand it.

I think Chris used a highly idiosyncratic "empty brackets" to represent two random objects, instead of something more common like X and Y.

"Put" is probably an autocorrected "our" typo. So it was supposed to read "If only all of our high school friends ... " the implication being Chris, his friends, and maybe Bob used to sit around thinking how awesome it would be if various things they liked were mashed up. Like, say, Wendy's Frosty and breakfast cereal.

The longer you stay on this thread the better you get at interpreting Twitter Retardese (Chipman dialects).