Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Viral Fedora
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Bob thinks he's people. It would be cute if it wasn't so sad.

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Was BvS made by "white trash who still do church bullsh__"?

I know of these people. "The Twelve Tribes" are not so much a Christian sect as a "Cult of Christ". They live communally, emulating the original Christians. They own the Common Ground cafe on Main St in Hyannis, MA. Massachusetts white trash, Bobbo.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'm an old Castlevania sperg and I don't have idea one what he's talking about. Castlevania tends to be over when you're done with Dracula.

Beetus brain, most likely.

The fact that Bob can only understand the world in terms of vidya and pop culture speaks volumes about his intelligence.

But ignore that, he's totally a thinker.

So this is some 'tism but I looked at that selfie again and I noticed something: while Chris is sweating fairly profusely his mask is completely dry. Meaning, that if my theory is correct, Chris put the mask on JUST for the picture. So this faggot went in, did the bike for not even thirty minutes, he then gets a new mask (probably from the desk girl/guy) and snaps a pic with it on. Look at the mask, it's never been worn or touched, the bend in the wire is too perfect. My lord, what astounding faggots the Chipmans are.

Thank you for looking closely at Chris's face so the rest of us don't have to. Your sacrifice will be remembered.

 

[Bolo]

Did you skip an image when making your post? There's not a single thing here that even hints at Castlevania. Or games at all.

Robert made fun of Michael malice by using the term "Cathedral", didn't know that the term is used by many to mean "the establishment" (I didn't know either), got called out and in typical movie Robert fashion, acted as if he knew all along and even googled a name to serve as proof.

Even the Castlevania joke doesn't make much sense to be funny, the whole thing about castlevania is that the most of the games take place IN the castle. Also, never played Castlevania since most of the Castlevania games do have a "cathedral" or Chapel level.

Then robert tried to backtrack and said he was making fun of Malice because he was using the term Cathedral and that made him look like a immature dumb dumb, but looks like the "Cathedral" used in polical terms seems to be already pretty stablished and used by a lot of people, so Robert went to seethe and sneed.

@Positron already posted, but gonna repost this one in a abridged thread:

So there we have it folks, the reason why Robert loves the Wizards at Disney so much is that they can manipulate them chuds to act as they want, and Robert being the giga galaxy Brain that he is, only he can see the man behind the curtain.

But seriously, help me see the logic in this shit, so Disney manipulates the retards like the Fandom Menace into telling everybody that Captain Marvel sucks and she isn't relatable and Brie Larson is a SJW and blah blah blah, allll that so they can make a "heel turn" in the movie version of Civil War II.

Again, that doesn't make a lick of sense, for a heel turn to work, you gotta like the fucking character to begin with don't you Robert? you fucking retard. So what good it is for people to bitch non-stop about how much the DON'T LIKE CAROL DENVERS!!!! At this point people expect for her to imprison teenagers out of a future vision some hipster is having after taking in too much Terrigen gas (or mist, whatever, shit sucked).

Also, again, Robert doesn't read comics, as usual, because the fucking writing on Civil War II was so inept that the author has to spell it out that it Captain Marvel wasn't in the wrong and she didn't do nothing wrong, the clear objective of the story was to NOT portrait Denvers in a bad light.

Context, Beast was explaining Iron Man's condition in a coma to Captain Marvel who just put him in that state, because Denvers wanted to imprison people according to precog visions some guy was having before they did anything (yes, it is the Minority Report premise).

But no, you see, Tony trusted Carol, no really guys, he was just concerned about other bad people who would use the precog profiling for bad uses, but he wasn't fighting Captain Marvel, she is good and noble. Yeah, fucking bite me Bendis with this contrived bullshit, wrote himself into a corner and now has to pull this crap, no wonder you are stuck writing comics and Feige never returned your calls.

Also, Robert, pretty please, can you stop with this bullshit "the comics are a test drive for the MCU". "But the Hawkeye series is taken from the recent Matt Fraction", what? nothing that happened in that series happened in the comics, the characters don't even talk and act like they do in the comics, so what they used the same thugs from the Fraction run, they could just made up another thugs, they are thugs, who gives a shit?

As last, I thought Robert liked the MCU Captain Marvel, so he wants to see her powers sucked out of her and to end up in a coma? Also, Rogue with flight and super strengh was always lame, people only liked it because of the cartoon, but in the comics she works much better by having only her powers, but as we have seen, Robert doesn't read comics.

 

[Lensherr]

Here, they drive minibuses which they park in the middle of the street, on corners and generally anywhere they feel like. Driving in the Jewish neighbourhood on Purim is a nightmare because all of them seem to think that they can drive drunk without any consequences. They have their own police (the Shomrim) which refuses to do anything about the million and one ways Jews break British law regularly and only exists to kvetch about anti-Semitism. Jewish schools, which, let me point out, are funded by the UK government and so by Gentile taxpayers, teach Jewish children to hate Gentiles. They teach in Yiddish, despite the fact that every other religious school in the UK, even Muslim ones (which often have lots of kids who don't speak English as a first language because basically every Muslim here is an immigrant) teaches in English or Welsh. The local branch of the Conservative Party (UK "right-wing" party, basically the Britbong version of Mitt Romney's politics) is effectively run by Orthodox Jews and has only ever selected Jews for certain seats on the local council. And all this is before I get around to how Orthodox rabbis literally give newborn babies blowjobs when they're circumcised.

When you live near a large Hasidic Jewish community, it becomes very easy to understand exactly why there was so much bad blood between Eastern Europeans and Jews for such a long time.

I know that this is somewhat off-topic, but what, in your opinion, is the solution to this problem? Does Sicut Judaeis (the series of papal bulls that forbade Christians, on pain of excommunication, from forcing Jews to convert, from harming them, from taking their property, from disturbing the celebration of their festivals, and from interfering with their cemeteries) still stand?

Bob has spent the post half hour getting into a slap fight with comedian Michael Malice. It didn't end well.
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God bless Michael Malice. I was having a shit day, and seeing him dunk on the Half-Price Harkonnen instantly made me feel 10 times better.

 

[Positron]

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob thinks he's people. It would be cute if it wasn't so sad.

He doesn't think he's people, he thinks he's better than people, an evolved biped who just happens to share some genetic similarities to the unevolved human race.

That's just sad.

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And yet he never feels guilty about not cleaning the pig sty that is his house.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I know that this is somewhat off-topic, but what, in your opinion, is the solution to this problem? Does Sicut Judaeis (the series of papal bulls that forbade Christians, on pain of excommunication, from forcing Jews to convert, from harming them, from taking their property, from disturbing the celebration of their festivals, and from interfering with their cemeteries) still stand?



God bless Michael Malice. I was having a shit day, and seeing him dunk on the Half-Price Harkonnen instantly made me feel 10 times better.

What's hilarious is Bob's insistence that the guy that Malice referenced wasn't worth his time (according to google and wiki the Mendicus guy was associated with the "alt-right"), but Bob's rock-stupid here. Any sperg worth their salt would KNOW that it's smart to learn what the "enemy" says. "Know your enemy" as the saying goes. Bob does not do this. A dude being associated with (or part of) the Alt-right doesn't preclude the person from making correct statements about things (such as "The Cathedral"). Maybe Bob's like Dobson - paranoid that if he reads things by the "Alt-Right", he will become one?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

All this MCU talk is making me think of a new poll for this thread.

Poll title: What would happen to Bob if and when the MCU ends?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

All this MCU talk is making me think of a new poll for this thread.

Poll title: What would happen to Bob if and when the MCU ends?

His rage would have no end. Every other tweet would bring up the MCU.

 

[Positron]

Poll title: What would happen to Bob if and when the MCU ends?

Bobby will end before MCU does.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

What's hilarious is Bob's insistence that the guy that Malice referenced wasn't worth his time (according to google and wiki the Mendicus guy was associated with the "alt-right"), but Bob's rock-stupid here.

That's a real stretch. Moldbug has more in common with Nick Land or Elizer Yudkowski than (say) Richard Spencer. He wrote a lot of stuff that was influential with the alt-right, but that's not the same thing as being it himself.

Any sperg worth their salt would KNOW that it's smart to learn what the "enemy" says. "Know your enemy" as the saying goes. Bob does not do this. A dude being associated with (or part of) the Alt-right doesn't preclude the person from making correct statements about things (such as "The Cathedral"). Maybe Bob's like Dobson - paranoid that if he reads things by the "Alt-Right", he will become one?

I think he had no idea what Malice was talking about (and like most idiots, assumed that Malice didn't have a deeper point because he didn't get it) until the other guy brought up Moldbug, who he promptly googled then pretended to be familiar with. Anyone who's actually familiar with Moldbug (or Land, who has expounded on his work) would be familiar with the Cathedral as, more or less, the web of interconnected institutions that hold actual power in the United States (and it's imperial satrapies) primarily expressed in the form of propaganda and manufacturing consent. Going from there to fucking Castlevania shows that he wasn't even in the right time zone as the actual idea here.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby will end before MCU does.

Indeed, I find it highly probable that Bob will die in the middle of Avengers 9 and people would only notice after the post-credits scene.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More DC-MCU antagonism:
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How did Warner Bros. "[destroy their] 100 year-old studio brand" with BvS? The studio made $30 billion dollars last year. What outside of their superhero product, and maybe Tenet and Dune because he felt obligated to because of Twitter discussion (and The Matrix out of troon solidarity), has he even cared about in the last two years?

White men continue to be a threat to America; we must eliminate them before....
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What "legally actionable series of threats of violent assault and harassment enacted en masse against myself and multiple colleagues by members of organized hate groups targeting journalists at online outlets in 2014?"

Especially the "against myself" part but mostly I just wanted to repeat that mess of words.

Democrat voters love free money:
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Good to see he still has no idea how the House is allocated.

 

[Positron]

What "legally actionable series of threats of violent assault and harassment enacted en masse against myself and multiple colleagues by members of organized hate groups targeting journalists at online outlets in 2014?"

If G_me_g__e were "legally actionable" then why hasn't anyone sued? BTW whoever harassed him back then? All I recall was someone sending a picture that say Mario calls him a faggot.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If G_me_g__e were "legally actionable" then why hasn't anyone sued? BTW whoever harassed him back then? All I recall was someone sending a picture that say Mario calls him a faggot.

Bob's mom drank while Bob was in utero. Change my mind.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob has spent the post half hour getting into a slap fight with comedian Michael Malice. It didn't end well.
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This is the purest essence of Bobert The Fat Eunuch. On one side we have Michael Malice, a man who makes Booby look like one of the lower primates, effortlessly shitting on Bob with something as simple and low effort as a fat joke. On the other we have Bob, a helmet clad retard, eating his own boogers and shitting himself. Yet, Bob genuinely thinks he got one over on Mr. Malice.

I just love it when Bob's Dunning-Kruger gets him into fights he can't win. He's so stupid I'm genuinely surprised that he can walk upright instead of crawling on all fours like the common beasts that are his intellectual peers.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is the purest essence of Bobert The Fat Eunuch. On one side we have Michael Malice, a man who makes Booby look like one of the lower primates, effortlessly shitting on Bob with something as simple and low effort as a fat joke. On the other we have Bob, a helmet clad retard, eating his own boogers and shitting himself. Yet, Bob genuinely thinks he got one over on Mr. Malice.

I just love it when Bob's Dunning-Kruger gets him into fights he can't win. He's so stupid I'm genuinely surprised that he can walk upright instead of crawling on all fours like the common beasts that are his intellectual peers.

The hilarious part of that is you don't need obesity to catch you some Type-II diabeetus, as there are other risk factors that do not involve being fucking fat. So Bob's projecting like an exceptional IMAX, again.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

BTW whoever harassed him back then? All I recall was someone sending a picture that say Mario calls him a faggot.

The only "harassment" I remember was that he was occasionally used as an illustration of Airport's Law: "Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he becomes a feminist." Invariably followed by one of his many thumbs-up-I-sidehugged-a-girl convention photos.

So I guess GG harassed him like we harass him: By sitting 50 miles away and screencapping his retardation for entertainment purposes.

 

[King Dead]

The only "harassment" I remember was that he was occasionally used as an illustration of Airport's Law: "Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he becomes a feminist." Invariably followed by one of his many thumbs-up-I-sidehugged-a-girl convention photos.

So I guess GG harassed him like we harass him: By sitting 50 miles away and screencapping his retardation for entertainment purposes.

That's one of the more hilarious things about Bob, and really a lot of lolcows, but especially someone as terminally online as Bob: he never understands that this is a hell of his own making.

We've discussed his, quite frankly, insane Twitter output, and the double entendre is intentional. Not only is he putting out dozens of tweets a day, if not getting into the triple digits sometimes, and also spending time scrolling through others' feeds and liking/retweeting them, he's putting out some blistering takes that could easily be taken as a sign of definite mental problems. And whenever he flies too close to the sun (fairly frequently, actually), he gets roundly mocked for it by just about everyone. He's a great punching bag, resemblance in shape to one notwithstanding.

The thing is, there's an easy way for him to stop this, or at least limit the damage: just shut the fuck up. The biggest reason Bob has such an enormous thread on the farms (4500 pages and counting!) is that he never shuts up. Every day, he's spewing his textual diarrhea onto Twitter, and occasionally he'll add some verbal through Youtube. If he did the smart thing and abandoned his Twitter account, choosing to focus solely on his Youtube...well, he probably still wouldn't be a success given the direction his channel's been going, but at least he'd stop giving everyone ammo.

But he won't stop, for several reasons. One is his unfailing belief that he's right and good and knows the way to the Superior Future, so he needs to do his part in enlightening the masses (frequently calling himself Cassandra because they just won't listen!). Also, anyone who disagrees with him is evil, so their opinions don't matter and they should be shipped off to the gulags. And I'm not sure if this is more or less important, but he's also hopelessly addicted to the dopamine rush that Twitter provides. It's probably worn off years ago, but he keeps chasing that high, wanting to tweet something that blows up in a good way and showers him in likes and retweets. Probably also has something to do with his autistic fascination in watching numbers go up.

It's really quite simple, Bobbo: if you quit saying stupid shit, we'll stop having stupid shit to mock. But you can't, so you won't, so we'll keep making fun of you until you finally keel over from a rage/obesity-fueled heart attack.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If he limited his Twitter sperging to his movie content he'd put a gigantic dent in his "harassment" which is why he doesn't do it. He spends all day looking for political shit to dunk on with a witty one liner paragraphs of gibberish and then he complains when he gets any kind of attention.

The only time he ever actually seems happy is when he's sperging about movies he likes and even then half the time he's upset about other people not liking them as much as he does or not treating his opinion as important as he thinks it should be.