Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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While I’m not a fan of DC or Marvel anymore, I totally agree with you.

The problem with legacy characters is that they’re too much like the original except inferior.

For example: Wonder Girl (Cassie Sandsmark and Donna Troy. They have the same powers and heritage as Wonder Woman. And they’re related to her.

The Bat-Family: A lot of Batman’s protégés come from the same background as him. They also operate as he does and have his gadgets.

Gwen and Miles: Same powers as Peter Parker.

If DC and Marvel want to do legacy characters, they need to make them different from their predecessors.
It's not just "The same Powers", even though reducing a character to its powers alone goes in itself against the themes of many superhero stories (See: Superman 2, Spider-Man 2, Iron Man 3...). Replacing a character with another just because they have the same powers is insulting.
But more than that, these"new gen" characters do not have original stories or personality. They either retread stories of the original charcter or they just add "being PoC" or whatever "minorirty virtue" instead of a personality trait to an existing one.

Miles Morales is really egregious in that sense, he is basically "Highschool Peter Parker". No original stories. No original villains. Just copy and paste with a blackface added.

Truth of the matter, you can have many characters with similar (even identical) powers and they can all tell original stories of their own. Colossus is nothing like The Thing which is nothing like The Juggernaut. But their powers are extremely similar.

The moment you need to "use" an established character mantle is the moment you admit the character you created does not stand on its own. I dare Marvel to change Miles Morales hero name to something else and then attempt to sell it.
 
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Knowing Bob, he probably thinks the Holy Roman Empire was just the Roman Empire but Catholic. But he's your typical idiot: wants a leadership position without considering the Sword of Damocles.
Granted, the HRE isn't exactly the easiest thing for most to grasp. It's one of those strange concepts that somehow persisted along until Napoleon showed up.

But Bob's perception of holding power is entirely dependent on the idea that there will be no opposition and once his faction takes control, it will never relinquish it again. So, of course he assumes he or those he thinks are with him will be the ultimate authority. But life isn't like the Mushroom Kingdom where Peach rules eternal with her Italian plumber commandos ready to defeat all who challenge her authority. The wolves outside are plenty dangerous to be sure, but the schemes and lust for power from within can be even worse.
 
I don't know what the fuck he is talking about any more:
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Robert seems to be suggesting that Biden cannot send out COVID tests for free (despite saying he would do so) because it would remind people that COVID exists while Biden is ideologically committed to pretending it doesn't.
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Good riddance and good luck finding a white, penis-having meal ticket.
Robert is, yet again, retweeting something irrelevant from over a year ago.

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As Bobby brought out Synder's "Rand hangup", the subject shifted to Atlas Shrugged -- and Bobby knows a lot of feminists in academia.

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So in summary, Dagny is the personification of female resentment in fiction; Hillary is the personification of female resentment in real life.
Snyder has stated he just likes The Fountainhead story, which is enough to mock him for. But instead Robert invents an elaborate theory about women liking Rand in which he indicates that women are irrational so he can't understand a man liking something written by Rand. (Even though both Luke, and Robert himself talking about others, are further evidence of a Democrat like Snyder liking a Rand story not being a strange thing that needs an elaborate theory to explain.)
 
Granted, the HRE isn't exactly the easiest thing for most to grasp. It's one of those strange concepts that somehow persisted along until Napoleon showed up.

But Bob's perception of holding power is entirely dependent on the idea that there will be no opposition and once his faction takes control, it will never relinquish it again. So, of course he assumes he or those he thinks are with him will be the ultimate authority. But life isn't like the Mushroom Kingdom where Peach rules eternal with her Italian plumber commandos ready to defeat all who challenge her authority. The wolves outside are plenty dangerous to be sure, but the schemes and lust for power from within can be even worse.
Longest dynasty to rule in Japan was the Tokugawa Shogunate. That family had total power for 106 years. Yes, a long time but that's...what, a lifetime and a third? Meanwhile in Europe families were tossing the crown back and forth nearly constantly. Even Genghis Khan's massive empire only survived for two generations. No ruler in human history rules forever. Look at Emperor Chin: immortalized as eternal God Empower and "ruled" for hundreds of years...then Chairman Mao became a thing.

My point is: anyone who thinks they or their group will hold power forever is retarded.
 
Bobby diverges more of his covid-inspired power fantasy:
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I'm shocked to discover that Robert finds the same people that he blames for literally everything to also be the creators of COVID who need to be held responsible for "doing this to the rest of us."
If it doesn't eradicate the epidemic, then it isn't a TRUE AND HONEST lockdown:
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The Thinker At Work: We need a perpetual national lockdown which seals the border and shuts down the economy until a global pandemic ends.
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Again, let me ask how many children under 18 have died from covid?
This is just the United States, which is all Robert cares about anyway:
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It's not just "The same Powers", even though reducing a character to its powers alone goes in itself against the themes of many superhero stories (See: Superman 2, Spider-Man 2, Iron Man 3...). Replacing a character with another just because they have the same powers is insulting.
But more than that, these"new gen" characters do not have original stories or personality. They either retread stories of the original charcter or they just add "being PoC" or whatever "minorirty virtue" instead of a personality trait to an existing one.

Miles Morales is really egregious in that sense, he is basically "Highschool Peter Parker". No original stories. No original villains. Just copy and paste with a blackface added.

Truth of the matter, you can have many characters with similar (even identical) powers and they can all tell original stories of their own. Colossus is nothing like The Thing which is nothing like The Juggernaut. But their powers are extremely similar.

The moment you need to "use" an established character mantle is the moment you admit the character you created does not stand on its own. I dare Marvel to change Miles Morales hero name to something else and then attempt to sell it.
Excellent points.

Now that I think about it, do any of the legacy characters from DC or Marvel have their own rogue galleries? Do any of them have an archenemy?
 
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More about that so-called insurrection:
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Jimmy Dore gets to the bottom of the covid vaccine mandate: if the vaxed are as likely to spread the virus as the unvaxed, then why pretend the unvaxed to be our nemesis?
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Graham Elwood has a point in that the unvaxed are more likely to be hospitalized once that catch the disease, and hospital beds are an important resource -- but this point has never been the focus of vaccination propaganda. BTW Elwood is also a comedian and I can't see why Bobby thinks he is more qualified to talk on covid than Dore does.

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We should close schools, lock down, and give Black parents free money, so that they can stay home and teach their kids "Black history" at home.
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"...cryptobros as just the apotheosis of 'the guys we'd always have been better off without.'"
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Peter Coffin offends a young Black woman.
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Relax Robert: "poetesses" might be wild (and not very choosy) in movies, but that thot won't fuck you.

Bobby analyzes the slapfight between Coffin and Breadtube. Despite his gnarled syntax and opaque lingo, Bobby seems to get the basic idea. Breadtube has always been in bed with Big Money, and they draw the ire of the likes of Coffin ostensibly because they don't strictly follow Marx's playbook and focus their attention to dismantling social class (But then, neither does Coffin).
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Dude, where's my jetpack?
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As they say, the man who dies with the most toys wins.


Jewish erasure in Batman.
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Lass_Library does what Jews do best.
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Jews love to hold grudges over non-entities. So that's pretty on brand.

Roland Emmerich and Moonfall:
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When they say deaths involving X, do they mean people who died with X or people who died by X? Because that strikes me as a pretty important distinction.
COVID (like the flu and many other viruses including stuff like yellow fever) doesn't kill you directly, that's the result of your bodies response to them. In the case of COVID it is in many instances damage to the respiratory system from fighting it that you then die of. For the records you don't just put down "COVID" but like lung failure or whatever. They add a notation that the person had COVID so you know why they probably had lung failure. That's how it has the now famous 99.8% survival rate, most people fight it off and heal.

"It's ABSOLUTELY true that a lockdown would've stopped COVID before" - A Thinker.

As for the rest of this, nobody will be surprised to see Robert calling for a massive deliberately violent pogrom to wipe out Republicans starting with the removal of legally elected and appointed officials/judges/etc.
 
Truth of the matter, you can have many characters with similar (even identical) powers and they can all tell original stories of their own. Colossus is nothing like The Thing which is nothing like The Juggernaut. But their powers are extremely similar.

The moment you need to "use" an established character mantle is the moment you admit the character you created does not stand on its own. I dare Marvel to change Miles Morales hero name to something else and then attempt to sell it.

Well, that's the thing, these characters were never supposed to have a "mantle" to begin with, their costumes and hero name sake just as much as a part of the character, they are not interchangeable. Spider-man IS Peter parker, Captain America IS Steve Rogers, Iron Man IS Tony Stark, because it was these characters who went throught the tribulations and triumphs that makes part of what it is to be a hero (in fiction that is).

Power settings and costumes have nothing to do on why people like a character, you need the whole package, which means you can't just give the same set of power and costume to another character and expect the same result, because you will get this:

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In the original game, they didn't need to specify that Spider-man IS Peter Parker. And yes, I'm aware that there was a comic series called "pter parker: Spider-man" and it was a vanity project Marvel did to keep Todd McFarlane happy to be the writer and artist of the book, problem was that McFarlane can't write for shit, and soon we would go and do his Spawn comics anyway.

And shit, even Super Heroes that were supposed to be a "title" or a "mantle" to be passed on, have a lot of problem to introduce new characters. Fuck, for over a decade the DC boys bitched about Hal Jordan being evil and gone and how much they hated Kyle Rayner and bitch bitch bitch, till Geoff Johns came along and brought Jordan back. And the funny thing is, Hal Jordan wasn't "THE" Green Lantern, he was "A" Green Lantern, and he wasn't the only Human Lantern either, Guy Gardner and John Stewart were already kicking around long before Rayner showed up. But the way DC set it up was to Rayner to take Hal's place, and in the reader's mind, Hal Jordan IS the Green Lantern.

And that was in the 90's, comics have been trying this "pass of the mantle" shit for decades now, way, WAY before this "All-New, All-Different Marvel" shit from 2015, with mixed to little sucess.

And in a business way, it is understandable, you gotta refresh the IP for a new generation and for the creators is a way to get their hands on royalties. Bit of a snag here though, capeshit comics audience ain't getting renewed, capeshit comics is being read by old farts that want the old characters back, the younger audience might watch the movies, but they read manga and webtoons, and so the characters from the fucking 60's have to keep coming back.

And it ain't just the case of old VS new characters, but the utter clusterfuck that is comic continuity, and even new Characters like Kamala Kahn for example, they might be new, but they are still pigeon held to a old and confusing universe, the origin of her powers for example comes from the Inhumans... who the fuck knows who the Inhumans are for starters?

DC does a lot of reboot, but still keep their assload truck of characters around, but they mitigate the damage by doing a lot of issues that are just "the caper of the week".

Marvel though? that shit is utterly insane, I used to think that I was somewhat versed in capeshit to at least enjoy a comic here and there and get the gist of it, and I went on to read some of the new X-men issues and that shit is beyond comprehensible, no wonder there are a lot of rumors that Marvel will bite the bullet and reboot the whole thing. Shit thing is, we already seen modern Marvel doing a clean slate universe, and it didn't end well.

Honestly I don't think this problem has a solution. As I grow older, one thing keeps getting certain to me, everything has a time and place, and that goes for fiction and art.

Ever saw one of the new Simpsons episodes and noticed how weird and wrong is to see Bart Simpson with a smartphone? i get the feeling that even if someone who never saw The Simpsons before would say that looks wrong, because the Simpsons is from the 80's and 90's, it's characters and iconography don't fit with the present we have.

Same shit goes for Super Heroes, maybe they can be more malleable because it is can be more about the characters and not the time period, but not for over half a fucking century, because you will wear down the character to the point that prettymuch every single support character in the Spiderman comics already has/had spider powers (or a symbiote). The energy behind "the big two" comics is that they are tired, old and "Simpsons Already Did It" vibe.

And capshit movies and series might be heading there, sooner of later, because for one thing I can say is that the dialogue of these Marvel flicks are getting dated as fuck, because whenever I get the sight of their quippy banter in other stuff, the first thing my mind says is: "this is so 2010, Jesus."
 
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Okay, so the unscheduled Capitol tour of 2021 is simultaneously the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ and a bunch of dorks who couldn't get anything done. Right.

Gettin' real tired of the Left pulling shit like this. They did it with Trump constantly, alternating between cowering in fear of his oncoming right-wing death squads (still waiting on those) and mocking him for being a complete incompetent buffoon. They do it with pretty much anyone they're opposed to, and hell, they even do it to themselves whenever they see the need to swap between total badass and powerless victim.

Anyone who pays attention sees this for what it is, but it's annoying how frequently they manage to get away with rhetorical tricks like this (fucking lol at (((Dean Obeidallah))) complaining about double standards). Bob happily plays along because he's retarded.
Jimmy Dore gets to the bottom of the covid vaccine mandate: if the vaxed are as likely to spread the virus as the unvaxed, then why pretend the unvaxed to be our nemesis?
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Graham Elwood has a point in that the unvaxed are more likely to be hospitalized once that catch the disease, and hospital beds are an important resource -- but this point has never been the focus of vaccination propaganda. BTW Elwood is also a comedian and I can't see why Bobby thinks he is more qualified to talk on covid than Dore does.

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We should close schools, lock down, and give Black parents free money, so that they can stay home and teach their kids "Black history" at home.
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I don't feel the need to go over why the idea that a lockdown would have done anything to stop the coof is peak retardation, barring China actually locking down Wuhan the second they thought there might have been a leak (and even then, no guarantees). I've already done it, it's not feasible, it wouldn't have worked, whatever.

I just want to point out how Bob and those like him who go around cheering whenever someone they don't like dies of the coof think that they're the good guys. Seriously, you're (metaphorically...god, I hope just metaphorically) jerking off over this? Fucking neck yourself.
 
Roland Emmerich and Moonfall:
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Only Bob could write so much and say absolutely nothing.
Die Another Day is not some obscure forgotten film, I'm not sure why this person is acting like it is. MovieBob must attract orbiters that are even more ignorant of film and pop culture than he is.
 
Excellent points.

Now that I think about it, do any of the legacy characters from DC or Marvel have their own rogue galleries? Do any of them have an archenemy?
Back in the late 00s/early 10s, before the New 52 ruined things, Grant Morrison did a Batman arc in which Dick Grayson, the first Robin, became Batman with Damian, Bruce's son, as Robin. It was actually pretty solid, mainly because Morrison did try to establish Dick as his own Batman with his own Rogues Gallery, such as Professor Pyg and the Flamingo. He also tried to establish Jason Todd, the second Robin, as Dick's Joker (It was a terrible idea and thankfully they never did anything with it).

The big difference between Dick's Batman and most other legacy characters was that there was a plan in place beyond "Let's have a new character take up the mantle and just do the same thing all over again."

Die Another Day is not some obscure forgotten film, I'm not sure why this person is acting like it is. MovieBob must attract orbiters that are even more ignorant of film and pop culture than he is.
They're probably too young to know about it. People born in 2003 are 18 now, and I doubt many people much older than that bothered to go back and watch one of Pierce Brosnan's worst Bond movies. I say one of because I barely remember any of them, I just remember thinking they were mostly shit except for Goldeneye.
 
Um... doesn't that last tweet here constitute a TOS violation?



More about that so-called insurrection:
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I call bullshit on that last statement. Forgive me if I'm wrong here, but Moviebob actually show support toward insurrective activities in 2016 after Donald Trump defeated that Führer Hillary?



Jimmy Dore gets to the bottom of the covid vaccine mandate: if the vaxed are as likely to spread the virus as the unvaxed, then why pretend the unvaxed to be our nemesis?
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Graham Elwood has a point in that the unvaxed are more likely to be hospitalized once that catch the disease, and hospital beds are an important resource -- but this point has never been the focus of vaccination propaganda. BTW Elwood is also a comedian and I can't see why Bobby thinks he is more qualified to talk on covid than Dore does.
That's because Moviebob's qualification level to talk about COVID-19 is around the same as my qualification level in regards to instructing dental patients to perform do-it-yourself root canals.



Shut up, Hitlerbob!



Bears repeating: My opinion is that the unvaxxed are more in tune with reality than the vaxxed. Just look at Moviebob, who only took the vaccine because Trump wasn't the one distributing it.



In the game of Darwinistic chess, Moviebob is a checker.



We should close schools, lock down, and give Black parents free money, so that they can stay home and teach their kids "Black history" at home.
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And these two things are related... how, exactly?



"...cryptobros as just the apotheosis of 'the guys we'd always have been better off without.'"
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So says Moviebob, a human-shaped entity that humanity would be much better off without.



Peter Coffin offends a young Black woman.
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Relax Robert: "poetesses" might be wild (and not very choosy) in movies, but that thot won't fuck you.
Moviebob: "Nothing these 'people' love more than [an] opporunity to pile hate onto young Black women."

Speaking of a "person" who loves piling hate onto young Black women, let's look at how the openly racist and sexist Moviebob responds to Candace Owens (whom I am not attempting to white-knight for)...

Moviebob (2019.09.20): "There [...] IS a [...] Black conservative/centrist bloc in U.S. politics--but they largely don't wanna be seen with YOU. Why is that, Candace?"

Also Moviebob (2019.12.21): "...next time they power-down 'Candace Owens' for maintenance and firmware updates, someone tell whoever is in charge of the shell-plating to use more of a matte finish..."

Also Moviebob (2020.01.15): "...it totally is okay when bad things happen to Candace Owens."

Also Moviebob (2020.11.16): "I keep wanting to use a harmlessly diminishing shorthand nickname for Candance Owens, but I [...] I'd be ruining one of Rick Ocasek's better songs by association..."

Also Moviebob (2021.09.18`): "Owens DOES appear to [...] be legitimately [...] stupid [...] she's a well-groomed puppet..."



Bobby analyzes the slapfight between Coffin and Breadtube. Despite his gnarled syntax and opaque lingo, Bobby seems to get the basic idea. Breadtube has always been in bed with Big Money, and they draw the ire of the likes of Coffin ostensibly because they don't strictly follow Marx's playbook and focus their attention to dismantling social class (But then, neither does Coffin).
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"Lesser-evil Democrats". Or, as they're more accurately known, Centrists.



Dude, where's my jetpack?
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As they say, the man who dies with the most toys wins.
Well, of course Moviebob has never asked "Where is EVERYBODY ELSE'S jetpack?" As long as he gets the jetpack he EARNED without anyone else getting one, why would he even care?
 
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They're probably too young to know about it. People born in 2003 are 18 now, and I doubt many people much older than that bothered to go back and watch one of Pierce Brosnan's worst Bond movies. I say one of because I barely remember any of them, I just remember thinking they were mostly shit except for Goldeneye.
Just looked up their Twitter bio, and apparently they joined in 2013 - so I can't imagine they're that young.

Also, pronouns in bio:
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Bob only attracts the best.
 
"What "burning down neighborhoods"? You mean the Wendy's?"
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Ted Cruz eats crow for calling Jan 6 "a violent terrorist attack". If only Bobby -- or AOC for that matter -- had Cruz's humility.
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Covid. Bobby is very much willing to give everyone free money but for some reason he can't.
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I agree that more young people aspire to be able to fly than to have two moms.

Once again, Bobby emphasizes he is a working-class misanthrope:
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He is fucking nuts.
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I wonder why.
 
I love that they talk about Batman being Jewish, and even though his mother is/was, I remember a video I saw of Chuck Dixon who mentioned that it was a debate a bunch of the Batman writers had about what his religious upbringing was. I forget what Chuck had originally said he thought it was but in the end he said that he was convinced by the other writers that Batman was a Catholic.
Because of all the guilt.
 
Back in the late 00s/early 10s, before the New 52 ruined things, Grant Morrison did a Batman arc in which Dick Grayson, the first Robin, became Batman with Damian, Bruce's son, as Robin. It was actually pretty solid, mainly because Morrison did try to establish Dick as his own Batman with his own Rogues Gallery, such as Professor Pyg and the Flamingo. He also tried to establish Jason Todd, the second Robin, as Dick's Joker (It was a terrible idea and thankfully they never did anything with it).

The big difference between Dick's Batman and most other legacy characters was that there was a plan in place beyond "Let's have a new character take up the mantle and just do the same thing all over again."


They're probably too young to know about it. People born in 2003 are 18 now, and I doubt many people much older than that bothered to go back and watch one of Pierce Brosnan's worst Bond movies. I say one of because I barely remember any of them, I just remember thinking they were mostly shit except for Goldeneye.
Bob thinks he's Boris, and he is eeenveeenceeeble.
 
I love that they talk about Batman being Jewish, and even though his mother is/was, I remember a video I saw of Chuck Dixon who mentioned that it was a debate a bunch of the Batman writers had about what his religious upbringing was. I forget what Chuck had originally said he thought it was but in the end he said that he was convinced by the other writers that Batman was a Catholic.
Because of all the guilt.
Their thought process is likely along the lines of "Batman is rich, therefore he is Jewish."
 
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