Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

It's weird, the "goofy Batman sucks" was a reaction thing for so long that it's now kind of come full circle with people like "I'm tired of dark Batman, I want wacky Batman back!" Of course, they're two different interpretations and can both be very enjoyable in their own right.

So, where was Bob when Batman: The Brave and The Bold was airing? That was a "wacky" Batman that was very well received. But a lot of people ignored it because the only animated Batman they want is 90's BTAS. So Bob, where were you then? You had your chance.

Bob hates anything "mature" because that is what dudebros like and they don't like Mario and called him a faggot. If someone isn't shouting out a quip a minute or letting a scene rest to allow pathos to happen, It makes smooth brained Bobby angry because some MAGA-Chud might be liking the film. Its ultimately the reason why he is so blatantly biased in his reviews of Nolan and Villeneuve films because "review bros" like them and think they are deep.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

It's a loser's coping mechanism. These guys behave precisely like Chris did on his heyday, when Chris blamed the existence of other men on his being single, never working towards improving himself. Ugly people exist everywhere, if only gorgeous people reproduced we wouldn't have ugly people around on the basis of simple logic!

So he is pretty much that villain that Woody Allen played in Casino Royale(1967) who wanted to exterminate any male of a bigger height then himself in the world and fill it with beautiful women.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[RainwaterDrop]

So he is pretty much that villain that Woody Allen played in Casino Royale(1967) who wanted to exterminate any male of a bigger height then himself in the world and fill it with beautiful women.

Precisely! In a way, this also reflects Bob, considering how binary his vision of the world is. He hates everyone that holds different beliefs than his, if Bob found himself on a Southern house, being warmly received by the locals, he would still find a way to make himself miserable on grounds of his tribalism!

I wouldn't doubt that Bob actually holds a similar world view to that character you mentioned. Again, not powerleveling, but looks aren't everything despite their importance. A guy with meager looks can punch above his weight if he is a nice person with interesting traits, just like a handsome guy can end up punching below his weight if he is an unlikable retard that can't hold a basic conversation. Just like boxing, of course, the heavyweights probably do better when fighting lighter weights, but a lightweight that knows his game can still give them a world of hurt!

Bob wouldn't be a virgin if he worked on improving himself. If anything I would bet he had some shots at dating considering he held some fame on the web before, but with his narcissism he probably thought he was above the girls that presented themselves to him!

Bob hates anything "mature" because that is what dudebros like and they don't like Mario and called him a faggot. If someone isn't shouting out a quip a minute or letting a scene rest to allow pathos to happen, It makes smooth brained Bobby angry because some MAGA-Chud might be liking the film. Its ultimately the reason why he is so blatantly biased in his reviews of Nolan and Villeneuve films because "review bros" like them and think they are deep.

Bob is such a manbaby that I can't fucking stomach it. This is literal childish behaviour, and it's frankly surprising he made it to minimal relevance as a content creator with his views on entertainment, just imagine the fucking pain in the ass it was working with this guy, he would drag the publisher's name to the dregs with every retarded review he made based on nothing but his personal likes. It goes below judging a book by it's cover, because at least the cover is a technical aspect of the work to a shallow degree, he isn't even judging the work, he's judging a pseudo version of it that only exists inside his mind!

My main bone to pick with the shallow politization of entertainment is that it allows MovieBob types to flourish. A movie isn't horseshit because it carries a message you politically disagree with, what makes a movie is the overall quality of the work. Disagreeing with the message but still doing a technical critique of it is what a mature critic does, a fucking manbaby critic dislikes or likes the movie precisely because of political reasons and nothing else, which is exactly what fucking MovieBob does!

 

[The Valeyard]

You just know that Saint Wanda is gonna be exempt from all punishment for villlainious acts both past and future...

Yeah, it really bothers me how Wanda faces no consequences for her actions in Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness seems no different.

”Wanda.”
”Well, I knew sooner or later you’d show up. I made mistakes and people were hurt.” “I’m not here to talk about Westview.”

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't see it that way. As I've often said, I firmly believe Bob's dream society looks E-X-actly like Nazi Germany... y'know, with Bob's love of eugenics, his dehumanization of political opponents, his desire for despotic one-party control, et cetera. Hell would be an substantial upgrade from Bob's dystopian utopia.

Well actually Bob's utopia would be a woke version of Nazi Germany combined with the futures portrayed in The Jetsons and Wall-E

 

[JambledUpWords]

Blob would like this guy, so long as he got rid of the people he thinks are defective (such as everyone that lives in a red state)

 

[TowinKarz]

I find it laughable that people like Bob claim to be feminists and yet treat women with double standards. If they redid Joker with a woman playing the character, Bob would probably side with her on basis of her being a woman, the writers could write her to be a fucking monster that wipes villages off the map and Bob would probably come up with an excuse to defend her!

Treating women and men as equals means punishing a deranged female villain as much as you would do so to a male villain. I do get that some viewers (myself included) get more sensible with violence against women, it comes with instinct so I can understand if the writers tone it down, but this doesn't mean that Harley Quinn should get away or be defended when she bombs a building full of civilians!

I'd really love to peel back the onion in this case and figure out how much of Bob's "You go girl!" attitude is performative for women (Look! I respect you! Unlike others!) performative for men ( You're all useless, toxic, dudebros! THIS is how a man should act!) sincerely held (It's RIGHT for a woman to be able to kill a man if she wants, all men are just potential abusers due to patriarchy) or just reflexive mimicry of what goes around in his circles without really thinking about it so he stays comfortable and in their good graces? (Awwwk... believe all women! awwwwk! rape culture! awwwk!)

Because I suspect, like most vocal ideologues, if the chips were down, he wouldn't hold true to any of his expressed beliefs because he doesn't truly hold them, he just uses them as shields and cudgels alternatively to beat on or defend himself from others.

If you had him strapped to a lie detector (for the sake of argument, lets say it's one that can detect untruth for 100% certainty) and told him every time it registered false, you'd chop off a finger, I wonder which view breaks down first as he cracks? He's stubborn enough to lose a couple in blind defiance or betting he can fool the machine.... but once he realizes the jig is up, what is the REAL reason Movie Bob simps for the ladies?

 

[make_it_so]

It's weird, the "goofy Batman sucks" was a reaction thing for so long that it's now kind of come full circle with people like "I'm tired of dark Batman, I want wacky Batman back!" Of course, they're two different interpretations and can both be very enjoyable in their own right.

So, where was Bob when Batman: The Brave and The Bold was airing? That was a "wacky" Batman that was very well received. But a lot of people ignored it because the only animated Batman they want is 90's BTAS. So Bob, where were you then? You had your chance.

Even that "wacky" Batman still had its dramatic and mature moments, particularly this:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Even that "wacky" Batman still had its dramatic and mature moments, particularly this:

I unironically loved Batman the Brave and the Bold. Yeah its goofy as hell, but its very intentional, and the show was smart, in that Batman was still a serious character, but he makes a great comedic straight man to all the wacky bullshit. Though to be fair, that's true of all the great incarnations of Batman that I can think of.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Plastic is the new bling:

You know, in someone else's hands this idea could be clever. Mock obnoxious fashion by pointing out its resemblance to an old toy. (And now that damned theme song is in my head.) But instead of dropping something like "My Pet Monster called, he wants his accessories back." Bob makes himself the focus of it: "LOOK AT ME I REMEMBER OLD THING!"

The smallest of Ws is dropped on his lap and he still manages to make it an L.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'd really love to peel back the onion in this case and figure out how much of Bob's "You go girl!" attitude is performative for women (Look! I respect you! Unlike others!) performative for men ( You're all useless, toxic, dudebros! THIS is how a man should act!) sincerely held (It's RIGHT for a woman to be able to kill a man if she wants, all men are just potential abusers due to patriarchy) or just reflexive mimicry of what goes around in his circles without really thinking about it so he stays comfortable and in their good graces? (Awwwk... believe all women! awwwwk! rape culture! awwwk!)

Because I suspect, like most vocal ideologues, if the chips were down, he wouldn't hold true to any of his expressed beliefs because he doesn't truly hold them, he just uses them as shields and cudgels alternatively to beat on or defend himself from others.

If you had him strapped to a lie detector (for the sake of argument, lets say it's one that can detect untruth for 100% certainty) and told him every time it registered false, you'd chop off a finger, I wonder which view breaks down first as he cracks? He's stubborn enough to lose a couple in blind defiance or betting he can fool the machine.... but once he realizes the jig is up, what is the REAL reason Movie Bob simps for the ladies?

Bob's an open creep. He's pro lesbian because, as he's repeatedly shown on his Twitter feed, girl on girl makes him horny. If that's anything to go on, it's typical incel simp behavior where he (at least subconsciously) thinks if he's nice enough to women it'll eventually lead to one fucking him. He's a dick to men because they're his competition and humiliate him. He also thinks it helps him be on the right side of history and stick it to the MAGA mayo ghoul subhumans.

It's literally the same behavior type as Chris Chan.

 

[starborn427614]

Yeah, it really bothers me how Wanda faces no consequences for her actions in Wandavision and Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness seems no different.

”Wanda.”
”Well, I knew sooner or later you’d show up. I made mistakes and people were hurt.” “I’m not here to talk about Westview.”

If the leaks are true and she ends up becoming infected with dark magic that's probably as close to consequences that you can put on someone near God-tier in terms of power.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's an open creep. He's pro lesbian because, as he's repeatedly shown on his Twitter feed, girl on girl makes him horny. If that's anything to go on, it's typical incel simp behavior where he (at least subconsciously) thinks if he's nice enough to women it'll eventually lead to one fucking him. He's a dick to men because they're his competition and humiliate him. He also thinks it helps him be on the right side of history and stick it to the MAGA mayo ghoul subhumans.

It's literally the same behavior type as Chris Chan.

It really is that simple. Bob's rage is literally impotent. I sincerely believe that if he just popped his cork once or twice he might take it down a notch, at least temporarily. If nothing else having something important in his life besides pop culture sludge, capeshit, and political bullshit he will never be able to affect a jot or a tittle might give him enough perspective to realize maybe not everyone he disagrees with needs to be sterilized.

But there's a lot of machismo in there as well, which given his occasional forays into denouncing "toxic masculinity" is typically hypocritical of him. You just know he wants to brag about crushing pussy without it referring to that one time he sat on the family cat.

 

[Adamska]

I find it absolutely pants-shitting exceptional that Bob dislikes Pokemon just because HOW DARE Pikachu take the limelight away from Mario, even though they're both fucking NINTENDO GAMES. Plus, Bob is bad at games, and I'm pretty sure he's no fan/player of RPGs, and basically Pokemon is just one big JRPG with rock-paper-scissors style elements.

Oh if we're going to talk about RPGs I have a hypothesis why Bob only rarely references stuff like Final Fantasy, since he did bring it up in his manifesto. I think it's a mixture of the gameplay being too hard for him to enjoy and the fact that Final Fantasy eventually betrayed his first ever psychological pin, Nintendo.

Ignore that Nintendo treated their 3rd parties like shit and censored their games ruthlessly. Ignore that they would also lie to their 3rd party devs about their newest machine's performance specs too. Square betrayed Nintendo, and Bob probably took that super hard.

I'm curious actually if that ruined his love of Super Mario RPG. Since from what I can tell it's the only one besides FF4 and FF6 maybe that he's ever played.

 

[TopTierHealer]

It really is that simple. Bob's rage is literally impotent. I sincerely believe that if he just popped his cork once or twice he might take it down a notch, at least temporarily. If nothing else having something important in his life besides pop culture sludge, capeshit, and political bullshit he will never be able to affect a jot or a tittle might give him enough perspective to realize maybe not everyone he disagrees with needs to be sterilized.

But there's a lot of machismo in there as well, which given his occasional forays into denouncing "toxic masculinity" is typically hypocritical of him. You just know he wants to brag about crushing pussy without it referring to that one time he sat on the family cat.

It was pointed out before but Bob will never be happy with what he has. If he gets laid via hooker it wouldn't count; if he gets laid with a fan, he will find a defect with her; if he gets laid with a victorias secret model who hold a phd in quantum physics he would complain her sister didn't join.
If only it were that simple as busting a nut inside a woman he would not ve a cow.

 

[link1234]

Why are transphobes so thin-skinned?

OK nobody brought this up because there is not much to say but I'm not going to let this go unnoticed. Blob is calling this guy a pussy but he is too afraid of the consequences of saying the word pussy so he self censors himself like a pussy. If you are too afraid of saying "pussy" just have the comeback be "coward" or "weakling" or something.

 

[Koby_Fish]

OK nobody brought this up because there is not much to say but I'm not going to let this go unnoticed. Blob is calling this guy a pussy but he is too afraid of the consequences of saying the word pussy so he self censors himself like a pussy. If you are too afraid of saying "pussy" just have the comeback be "coward" or "weakling" or something.

And for most of us, Bob's crayon-eating exceptional excuse 'Hurr durr, censoring words is funny!" doesn't wash.

It really is that simple. Bob's rage is literally impotent. I sincerely believe that if he just popped his cork once or twice he might take it down a notch, at least temporarily. If nothing else having something important in his life besides pop culture sludge, capeshit, and political bullshit he will never be able to affect a jot or a tittle might give him enough perspective to realize maybe not everyone he disagrees with needs to be sterilized.

But there's a lot of machismo in there as well, which given his occasional forays into denouncing "toxic masculinity" is typically hypocritical of him. You just know he wants to brag about crushing pussy without it referring to that one time he sat on the family cat.

I'm of the mind that Bob absolutely beats his meat raw as often as possible, but maybe nowadays he has trouble getting it up. Cuz, y'know, beetus. It would be the irony of ironies (if it was possible, lol) for his dick to shrivel up and drop off instead of (or in addition to), his foot.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm of the mind that Bob absolutely beats his meat raw as often as possible, but maybe nowadays he has trouble getting it up. Cuz, y'know, beetus. It would be the irony of ironies (if it was possible, lol) for his dick to shrivel up and drop off instead of (or in addition to), his foot.

Beetus, plus obesity, plus turning 40. Bob may not be completely impotent but the odds are he doesn't have the ... stamina he did only a year ago. If nothing else, a grim reminder that for all his talk about Superior Futures he's managed to turn himself into an evolutionary dead end.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

If the leaks are true and she ends up becoming infected with dark magic that's probably as close to consequences that you can put on someone near God-tier in terms of power.

What do you mean by that?