Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fictional Character]

I need to watch the Russian Holmes and Watson. Does Bob have an opinion on subtitled Soviet-era TV, I wonder?

Bob has an opinion on everything. Sometimes it's even based on hearing about the subject once before.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Bob has an opinion on everything. Sometimes it's even based on hearing about the subject once before.

He'll share said opinion when nobody fucking asked him to.

 

[JayHarrison]

Weird how this keeps happening:
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It's almost like Robert, a confident expert on every subject, is completely ignorant about his own state.

Not to mention damn near everything else.

I mean, I know I have my lack of education on political matters, and I'll admit to acting like a smug know-it-all jackass in my past. Nowadays, I do my best not to feign encyclopedic knowledge on subjects I hardly know anything about.

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More fallouts from the Sonny Brunch - Kirstein Lopez slapfight. Robert The White will defend the disabled and deformed!
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Bobby also retweets a ton from that Kirstein Lopez creature. I'll spare you.

Moviebob suffers from a mental disorder known as megalomania.

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Victim blaming. Bobby forgets some people are physically not fit to take the vax.
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As is always the case with Moviebob, he refuses to punch up. He can only punch down (or stomp his feet like an angry toddler, because punching down would require physical effort).

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Somehow Bobby sees the flag on the moon as a divine sign that we can vax everyone. Lunatic.
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This brings up one pertinent question: At what point in time did the perpetual groveller known as Moviebob ever have a spine?

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Note to Moviebob and Brother_Alpha: The culprit's political affiliation is not disclosed here.

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Neither does Moviebob... unless you're a hard-left Democrat who's building that unaffordable robodog that you'll give Moviebob for free just for being a Moviebob.

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Kyrsten Sinema supports the Freedom To Vote Act, but she will continue to fillibuster. Bobby, predictably, focuses on her fashion sense:
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Checking my Moviebob Bingo card and... yep! "Blatantly Sexist Comment" is on it!

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Some dems are aware that their ship is leaking. Not Bobby of course.
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Question: "The Democrats' agenda seems to be in the dumpster right now, along with Biden's approval rating. What happened?"

Answer: An increasing number of Americans are being red-pilled and waking up to the reality that Joe Biden is a legitimately bad person and an even worse "president". The "Ridin' with Biden" cult is, like Moviebob, still enveloped in blissful ignorance, asleep in their beds, too afraid to wake up to the reality that they're all completely wrong about the Biden regime.

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Joe Rogan recognizes the political shitstorm for what it is, because keeps an objective distance from it. "The mainstream media needs a Trump; they need a boogeyman...a lot of it is editorial opinion pieces by morons. The reason they got into that places is not because they are courageous, pioneering thinkers." I have no idea what Bobby wants to say.
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As spoken by the single most embarrassing alumnus of The Escapist, ScrewAttack, and Geek.com.

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Bobby cries a little whenever he sees other men doing childish things:
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With few exceptions, the only times I believe Moviebob's tears are genuine are whenever someone's cutting onions right under his nose.

 

[Terra Pax]

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Imagine being this gay unironically. Yeah Borbitors, why does Lindsey Ellis not want that picture posted again? Oh right, I remember, its because she thinks that the person who took it was a repulsive creep and doesn't want to risk being reminded of him ever again.

Also love Bob later responding using the term "professional mutuals" because he knows that he'll get stung if he uses the word "colleagues" again.

 

[JayHarrison]

"Listen to one of the somart ones"? That statement automatically--and permanently--DQ's Moviebob:

I'll take Joe Rogan's political opinions over Moviebob's any day. Hell, I'll even take a toadstool's political opinions over Moviebob's.

 

[Big Nasty]

Does anyone else besides Bob use "You are not a person/ You do not exist"?

 

[JayHarrison]

Does anyone else besides Bob use "You are not a person/ You do not exist"?

Every time he falls back onto that response, I've been tempted to reply with "And neither are you, Mr Chipman". I haven't because I'd rather stay on a higher intellectual road and not willfully sink down to Moviebob's intellectual level.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Does anyone else besides Bob use "You are not a person/ You do not exist"?

I've never seen it come out of an actual human unironically. Most people have enough self-awareness to realize it makes them sound like a cartoon villain.

 

[Jack Awful]

Does anyone else besides Bob use "You are not a person/ You do not exist"?

I see some liberals dismiss people as "Russian bots" sometimes on Twitter.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

the entire reason this picture is such a huge burn is because Bob is a dumbass that doesn’t understand boundaries. He thought a girl he met once was his friend and “colleague.” By ignoring him and not telling him to fuck off sooner he thought that meant she liked him. And as Lindsay has been canceled for hating Asians or something what she wants is no longer of concern. Keep posting the picture!!!!

It's even better because it punctured a huge hole in how Bob sees himself and he later confirmed he genuinely believe he and her were friends, and that he also sees other people on twitter as his friends, even though they were in a similar position where Bob would reply to their tweets and they wouldn't acknowledge him. At this point he seems to have recovered and convinced himself he's not as pathetic as he really is, but the incident, and his reaction, really highlighted just what a weak understanding of relationships Bob has.

 

[Harambe]

Does anyone else besides Bob use "You are not a person/ You do not exist"?

This is entirely his way of trying to provoke a second reply by calling a person a bot, he'll then just block them.

It's even better because it punctured a huge hole in how Bob sees himself and he later confirmed he genuinely believe he and her were friends, and that he also sees other people on twitter as his friends, even though they were in a similar position where Bob would reply to their tweets and they wouldn't acknowledge him. At this point he seems to have recovered and convinced himself he's not as pathetic as he really is, but the incident, and his reaction, really highlighted just what a weak understanding of relationships Bob has.

You know, his only friends are probably that "shut up nazi troll" replyguy he's got and whatever other barely-alive simps he's got. But there's a lot of evidence that he doesn't regard them as anything more than ego props. It's kind of funny, his best mates in terms of personality are slightly more insignificant nobodies that he doesn't give a shit about.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I need to watch the Russian Holmes and Watson. Does Bob have an opinion on subtitled Soviet-era TV, I wonder?

"Russian man bad" seems to be his general stance when it comes to that part of the world, although he'll definitely abandon that stance if he thinks it will either pwn the mayonnaise ghouls or make him look like an intellectual man of taste.

 

[dzonatan]

Robert just so much inane, horrifying shit with such regularity and in large amounts that it all runs together.

Like @Ralph Barnhardt says he's been doing this for over a fucking decade. I know that he's a talentless hack but imagine the headway he could have made on any actual project if he directed that energy towards it.

I know right?

As always the fun math is to be had:

270k tweets.
11 years.
Average of 67 tweets/day.
Let's get generous and say he spews 1 tweet per minute.
That's still 1 hour everyday for that last 11 years wasted arguing on the internet.

Now imagine he did Gym instead of twitter.
He could actually back up his BS about his grip strength.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

"Listen to one of the somart ones"? That statement automatically--and permanently--DQ's Moviebob:
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I'll take Joe Rogan's political opinions over Moviebob's any day. Hell, I'll even take a toadstool's political opinions over Moviebob's.

Congratulations, Generalissimo Blobbo. You just confirmed further that you're an elitist piece of shit.
Even from a purely populist point of view, implying that the vast majority of the country's population aren't "smart" and even outright saying their opinions are a "problem" is no way to earn the respect of your peers. Especially ones that fancy themselves "Of the people".

Way to go, pigboy!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Congratulations, Generalissimo Blobbo. You just confirmed further that you're an elitist piece of shit.
Even from a purely populist point of view, implying that the vast majority of the country's population aren't "smart" and even outright saying their opinions are a "problem" is no way to earn the respect of your peers. Especially ones that fancy themselves "Of the people".

Way to go, pigboy!

Ah, but no friendo. Bob is far above the people. The people ignorantly stand in his way and hold him back from the SUPERIOR FUTURE that he has earned though bettering himself and organizing his life around the development of intellectual capital. Once the march of history sweeps aside the backwards people then Bob can ascend to his rightful place that he deserves. That Bob has not taken such means into his own hands is because of his monumental and benevolent patience.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Did Bob say something about this yet?

https://comicbook.com/movies/amp/news/ben-affleck-says-movie-theaters-only-for-marvel-movies/

 

[Positron]

Bobby dons a wig and blackface, and moonlights as a MSNBC host:


Sinema:




Psaki regurgitates how awesome America is doing the last year, and laments how difficult it is to get legislations pass "if you only have a small margins":


Bobby gets interested in the hardware aspects of crypto mining:

Early in the mining craze there have indeed been custom-designed tiny processors just for mining. I didn't know what happened to these.

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Eternals shilling:




More on that critic bubble article. Bobby calls other people "long-winded".




Bobby's Angels.


Not a fucking clue:




Chu-chu rages about medical fatphobia, tells people how it is IMPOSSIBLE to lose weight, and give false medical info, while Bobby tells his diabetes story:

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Ah, but no friendo. Bob is far above the people. The people ignorantly stand in his way and hold him back from the SUPERIOR FUTURE that he has earned though bettering himself and organizing his life around the development of intellectual capital. Once the march of history sweeps aside the backwards people then Bob can ascend to his rightful place that he deserves. That Bob has not taken such means into his own hands is because of his monumental and benevolent patience.

Congratulations, Generalissimo Blobbo. You just confirmed further that you're an elitist piece of shit.
Even from a purely populist point of view, implying that the vast majority of the country's population aren't "smart" and even outright saying their opinions are a "problem" is no way to earn the respect of your peers. Especially ones that fancy themselves "Of the people".

Way to go, pigboy!

If you ask me, Bob should be grateful he doesn’t live in a country or time period where they still lynch losers like him.

You know, the Nazis use to murder people like Bob. People with physical and mental disabilities were targeted for murder in what the Nazis called the "T-4," or "euthanasia," program.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I know right?

As always the fun math is to be had:

270k tweets.
11 years.
Average of 67 tweets/day.
Let's get generous and say he spews 1 tweet per minute.
That's still 1 hour everyday for that last 11 years wasted arguing on the internet.

Now imagine he did Gym instead of twitter.
He could actually back up his BS about his grip strength.

To be fair, I wouldn't doubt Bob's claims on his grip strength. Lord knows it's a muscle group that sees some pretty frequent use.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I see some liberals dismiss people as "Russian bots" sometimes on Twitter.

Why are Russians the only one of America's "enemies" that leftists are okay with openly hating?

Is it because they are white, and thus fair game?