Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Blasterisk]

Take a sip whenever Bob say he is a thinker, while he is the biggest believer I have seen

Hope it's water or tea.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bobby stirs up a hornet nest of Japanese-cartoon spergs.
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Bob's rep is so toxic that whenever he steps out of his hugbox and into unfamiliar waters, barking dogs chase him away.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

I’m not worried.

Because Bob and his followers are cowards weaklings and stupid. They’re never going to do anything but talk tough.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I’m not worried.

Because Bob and his followers are cowards weaklings and stupid. They’re never going to do anything but talk tough.

Well, that and they are parasites who mostly consist of trannys and baby furys. I really can't think of people who have less power or worth in society.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

WAIT! How could I forget the time he recreated the chess scene from The Seventh Seal with himself dressed as Captain N playing Mario Chess and did such a bad job with the “Green screen” that the bottle of dish soap in the background was displaying his overlay.

Ah, I remember Chris Ray Gun dismembering that scene - we now officially have too many people named "Chris" in this thread. Was interesting to hear someone with actual experience editing video for Youtube tear it apart. Oh, good, someone mirrored it because like hell I was going to hunt for it:

(Oh God, Chris shills Senator Pocahontas of the Blue Jacket Tribe.)

I can't believe Bob had such a hardon for using that Mario chess set that he didn't realize the koopas would clash with his greenscreen effects. And yes, I consider this worse than the soap. The dish soap is failing during implementation. The koopa is failing at the planning stage.

Though re-watching it I was amused to see Chris said "You don't have Christmas specials!" minutes after you said:

You’re giving me flashbacks to his “Christmas special” where the exceptional moron used a Mario fire sprite in a fireplace as he “lectured” your relatives.

 

[Keavy Rain]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

The only “Influence” Bob has is over the number of posts per day this thread gets.

As many other people have pointed out his fans are his equals and have as much power and influence as he does. Plus, they’re all crabs in a bucket, pulling each other down, so I say let the tards have their fun.

 

[TowinKarz]

I do like how Bob claims that he is global, and not limited by borders, when he's been living in the same basic area, in the same state, in the same country, for his entire life.

Why mess with perfection eh Bob?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Does Bob hate anime because by the time he was graduating high school anime were the "cool kids cartoons" meanwhile he was still obsessed with Transformers from when he was 8?

Dragonball Z was taking off with its American dub in the late 90s. The "cool nerds" probably picked on him.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Spoiler: not Bob tangent

"give me money or I'll kill myself" is a great way to get people to give you pitty bucks.

Let's CSI this shit. I saw the the GFM and the pic seemed off to me too. This is what he claims to have looked like 10 years ago.

Every pic is from the same angle. I opened its Twitter, avatar - same angle. Random pic below that - same angle! It's like the Phantom of the Opera taking selfies here.

Hope it's water or tea.

Nah, someone tried to use water for a Bob-being-stupid drinking game. It didn't end well.

Why mess with perfection eh Bob

He'd call it God's Country but that's Believer talk!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

Bob's sycophants are like him: middle-aged, suffering from their own terrible decisions, and unwilling to engage in critical thinking.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Ah, I remember Chris Ray Gun dismembering that scene - we now officially have too many people named "Chris" in this thread. Was interesting to hear someone with actual experience editing video for Youtube tear it apart. Oh, good, someone mirrored it because like hell I was going to hunt for it:

(Oh God, Chris shills Senator Pocahontas of the Blue Jacket Tribe.)

I can't believe Bob had such a hardon for using that Mario chess set that he didn't realize the koopas would clash with his greenscreen effects. And yes, I consider this worse than the soap. The dish soap is failing during implementation. The koopa is failing at the planning stage.

Though re-watching it I was amused to see Chris said "You don't have Christmas specials!" minutes after you said:

He has no problem hating males and white people. Jet his gamer identity is the one that he worries about.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That never happened. He watched Good Will Hunting and inserted himself into this scene. It's about an overlooked working-class genius from Bah-stan using his high IQ to own authority figures and bang hot Harvard chicks, so you can see why he'd try to live vicariously though it.

I always assumed it was based on that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Malcolm gets out of class by faking a nervous break down and studies psychology books to stay ahead of the school counselor.

Though I agree he probably watched Good Will Hunting and thought "Yep, I would totally be smart enough to figure out equations that Harvard students can't."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Every pic is from the same angle. I opened its Twitter, avatar - same angle. Random pic below that - same angle! It's like the Phantom of the Opera taking selfies here.

He knows the best angle of himself to get the damaged coomers like Bob to give him money.

 

[Red Hood]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

If he finds out he could be influential there's a chance of a GroomyBob saga

 

[RainwaterDrop]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

Even the worst leaders in recorded history had supporters as they were marching to the end of their rule. Some retarded asshole like Bob having fans isn't surprising, I would dare say Chris is scarier than MovieBob is as Chris is very manipulative just like Barb. A competent Chris would be a nightmare, same as a competent Bob, but these two are so fucking retarded that they are too idiotic to be able to cause harm in a large scale. Lunatics like Bob exist in organized political groups, fuck, there are entire groups of lunatics that go around protesting and harassing people, but they are incapable of actually challenging the current order as their numbers are far too small for that, the hypothetical Chipman Cult would be such a case but in an even smaller scale lol!

I’m not worried.

Because Bob and his followers are cowards weaklings and stupid. They’re never going to do anything but talk tough.

They are mostly losers as well. All it takes is a single asshole on the right place at the right time for a disaster to happen, but I doubt any of these retards are capable of even planning something of the sorts!

If he finds out he could be influential there's a chance of a GroomyBob saga

Precisely, just like Chris with Barb. A competent Bob could be leading some sort of militia group, just like a competent Chris could be a sex pest with a long list of crimes, but they aren't so. That doesn't mean they aren't capable of harming people, just less capable, as seen on the example I mentioned!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

"There's two kinds of people in the modern world: thinkers and believers!" there it is. His canned, rehearsed phrase. His bumper sticker.

 

[lolwatagain]

You know the worst part of Moviebob's most toxic takes?
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He finds people who listen to them and agree.

The scariest thing Moviebob could be is influential.

CinemaRobert isn't influential. Before he was saying the quiet part out loud, now the people in charge just decided to say "Fuck it" and gave up on hiding it.

He's just consooming.

 

[Nod Flenders]

CinemaRobert isn't influential. Before he was saying the quiet part out loud, now the people in charge just decided to say "Fuck it" and gave up on hiding it.

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He's just consooming.

Shows just how out of touch Bob and his ilk are.

 

[EnemyStand]

CinemaRobert isn't influential. Before he was saying the quiet part out loud, now the people in charge just decided to say "Fuck it" and gave up on hiding it.

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He's just consooming.

Man, they can't even crack 50% after those first two issues (which let's be honest, that majority of Dems just don't want to work or go outside). Completely deluded psychopaths. You want a competent Bob? Look at Washington.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Man, they can't even crack 50% after those first two issues (which let's be honest, that majority of Dems just don't want to work or go outside). Completely deluded psychopaths. You want a competent Bob? Look at Washington.

In a non-clown world, none of those ideas would even break 25% among Democrats alone, let alone overall.