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Gotta love how the supposed Nazi hater constantly dehumanizes people.
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Moviebob has one serious problem: Regardless if he's wearing a trilby, a fedora, a beanie, or a Boston Red Sox baseball cap, Bob has always has been--and will always be--a contemptible douchebag. (My apologies to the feminine hygiene industry for that comparison.)Bob is completely different:
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"NOT A PERSON", Robert cries as people mock him for being a creepy incel with shit opinions:
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Blobby I know you think "Not a Person" is you owning the Internet. But think how that's going to look spray painted on your tombstone?
Every time Moviebob refers to someone as "not a person" or claims the target "does not exist"... I've brought this up this reference several times in the past, but it's worth repeating as it perfectly summarizes Moviebob (this one slightly edited from the previous image):Even if a "bot" isn't a technical person, someone made them. SO the person behind the bot, is a person.
Wrong, Bob is completely different:
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"NOT A PERSON", Robert cries as people mock him for being a creepy incel with shit opinions:
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Sorry if this sounds dumb but the more I look at Bob and his ilk, the more I understand why the bullies and popular kids would want to pick on them.
Bob stood over the MAGA ghoul, his fat head blocking the sun.i mean he could say "You're a pre-programmed Bot" like everybody else, but I think the whole "you're not a Person" gives him a hardon.
And then Bob woke up on January 2024 and immediately had an aneurysm. Donald Trump had just been re-elected and his heart finally exploded from all the Mountain Dew marinated chicken and small amounts of McDonald's for average sized people. In his dying dream, he saw Mario. "D-did I do good?" Bob managed to say through his massive coronary, stroke, and aneurysm. Mario looked down at him. His icy blue eyes pierced into Bob. Mario said nothing. The figurine stood its silent vigil as the Lord of Lynn took his last breath on this Earth. His final question unanswered, and his wish for immortality unfulfilled. At the end, Robert Chipman was not special. Not unique. He died just like everyone else.Bob stood over the MAGA ghoul, his fat head blocking the sun.
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"I've been waiting for this moment" Bob said as he took out his nintendo zapper from its Super Mario holster. "This is Lynn, you mayo ghoul. We care about people here, and you aren't even a person"
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Bob pulled the red trigger, smirking smugly in his ill fitted trench coat. The zapper did its dirty work.
"And now you're not even a mayo-ghoul."
His blood lust was satisfied, but his lust for progressive justice remained. It was his heroic burden, to cleanse the world of un-persons.
You forgot Bob's occasional responses involving "yer mum", which may be the single laziest comeback anyone can think of....for a dude who is paid to talk about shit, he sure is terrible at it. The worst are these attempts at catchphrases or whatever his autism brain is up to.
"You are not a person"
"Believers not thinkers"
"I'm fat, diabetic, and gay".
It's all so tiresome to hear over and over again and I'm shocked that even his handful of paypigs can stand it.
even the 12 year old edgelords that use this don't realize how gross this makes them look, so I don't expect Bob to comprehend, but holy shit someone needs to go "NO UR MOM" on his ass and see his reaction.You forgot Bob's occasional responses involving "yer mum", which may be the single laziest comeback anyone can think of.
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Bob pulled the red trigger, smirking smugly in his ill fitted trench coat. The zapper did its dirty work.
"And now you're not even a mayo-ghoul."
His blood lust was satisfied, but his lust for progressive justice remained. It was his heroic burden, to cleanse the world of un-persons.
*Marvel mid credit sequence*And then Bob woke up on January 2024 and immediately had an aneurysm. Donald Trump had just been re-elected and his heart finally exploded from all the Mountain Dew marinated chicken and small amounts of McDonald's for average sized people. In his dying dream, he saw Mario. "D-did I do good?" Bob managed to say through his massive coronary, stroke, and aneurysm. Mario looked down at him. His icy blue eyes pierced into Bob. Mario said nothing. The figurine stood its silent vigil as the Lord of Lynn took his last breath on this Earth. His final question unanswered, and his wish for immortality unfulfilled. At the end, Robert Chipman was not special. Not unique. He died just like everyone else.
THE END.
I think we make a good team.
Coherence comes with maturity and well thought political discourse. Bob is a fucking manbaby tribalistic asshole that believes himself to be a thinker, any expectations of coherence from him are bond to fail!Gotta love how the supposed Nazi hater constantly dehumanizes people.
His paypigs are as deranged and retarded as he is, they probably enjoy his retarded comebacks. I would actually love to see Bob debate someone live, even a 12 year old could crush this lardball asshole with ease considering he can't craft any arguments worth a damn!It's all so tiresome to hear over and over again and I'm shocked that even his handful of paypigs can stand it.
It would only be interesting if he had any curveballs to throw, but it would probably end up like one of like those religious/atheist debates such as the one where Richard Carrier and Dan Barker bitch slapped Islamic apologist Hassanain Rajibali and Christian whack-a-loon Michael Corey (now pushing up daisies). Both were really ad hoc, ad hominem and strawman, but it was clear that the theists had no interest in hearing out the much more rational non-believer arguments. I mean, most of these debates were like that, but this one stands out as one of the most one-sided crocks of shit I've ever seen and Movie Poop would be the believer side; completely full of shit, full of himself and so engulfed in rhetoric it putrifies everyone's intellect.I would actually love to see Bob debate someone live, even a 12 year old could crush this lardball asshole with ease considering he can't craft any arguments worth a damn!
You who still makes jokes about fucking "your Mum" past the 90s? Virgins who will never know the touch of a woman.You forgot Bob's occasional responses involving "yer mum", which may be the single laziest comeback anyone can think of.
I can guarantee Bob has googled all his school bullies and I will bet a kidney every single last one of them are successful family men. This is why Bob rages on Twitter. Twitter is just full of the type of kids that deserve constant bullying. Being the manchild he is he feels at home there.I can see Brainless Bobby gutterally screaming how his bullies aren't people as he cries himself to sleep as a kid as a pathetic coping mechanism.
"Hahaha I fucked your mom, friendo! How's that feel? Never mind I've never met your mom and have no idea what she looks like, or whether she's dead or alive, or is ackshually into women, but take this somehow sick burn!" - Moviebob, probablyYou who still makes jokes about fucking "your Mum" past the 90s? Virgins who will never know the touch of a woman.
Let's be honest, barring necrophlia any of our moms can beat up Moviebob. And I'm only about 50% the dead ones can't."Hahaha I fucked your mom, friendo! How's that feel? Never mind I've never met your mom and have no idea what she looks like, or whether she's dead or alive, or is ackshually into women, but take this somehow sick burn!" - Moviebob, probably
He's too inept for this.Just waiting for the Bob on a sex offender register arc to start.
Bob could teach him that the value to being a good person is have your words be mistaken for the words of a nazi. Truly the best of our people.Moviebob claims to be a good person, LOL!:
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Eternal virgin Bob happy that he can lose his virginity at the age of 50.So perhaps it is best that sexbot technology is coming to men's rescue.
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Bob is right that the M&M campaign is a clear diversion from the companies use of child slave labor (though let's be real he heard this from someone else), but then Bob had to be Bob and make it somehow more about the Republicans being stupid. Bob really seems to care more about his favorite junk food company making meaningless culture war buzz than about said junk food company exploiting child labor, real classy Bob.View attachment 2912625
Bobby sees through Mars/M&Ms's faux-woke campaign...
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... that it is actually a trolling plan at conservatives' expense!
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Bob's projection on Kevin Feige is probably the closest thing I can say about Bob as definitely gay because man Kevin Feige likely thinks less of Bob than whatever Sony is doing.The new Venom film, according to Wikipedia, has reached $500M global. 100M more than you-know-what.
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So I wonder why MCU didn't brag about their CinemaScore...
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Bob malding because he knows that the "Douchebag hat" is used to describe people like him.Wrong, Bob is completely different:
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Bob would be malding if it was Trump who called reporters stupid, which funny enough he did and Bob got pissed about it. But at least we know that Bob's ideal presidential candidate is just a female version of himself.Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Un, fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
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