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Gotta love how the supposed Nazi hater constantly dehumanizes people.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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JayHarrison
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Moviebob has one serious problem: Regardless if he's wearing a trilby, a fedora, a beanie, or a Boston Red Sox baseball cap, Bob has always has been--and will always be--a contemptible douchebag. (My apologies to the feminine hygiene industry for that comparison.)
Every time Moviebob refers to someone as "not a person" or claims the target "does not exist"... I've brought this up this reference several times in the past, but it's worth repeating as it perfectly summarizes Moviebob (this one slightly edited from the previous image):
I'll add to it: As I mentioned on 2022.01.23, Democrat strategist Paul Begala's commented about the Dems not having bad leaders, instead pinning the blame on "bad Democrat followers". That is a statement on which Moviebob would completely comply.
Grumpy Pickle Rick
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Sorry if this sounds dumb but the more I look at Bob and his ilk, the more I understand why the bullies and popular kids would want to pick on them.
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Bob stood over the MAGA ghoul, his fat head blocking the sun.i mean he could say "You're a pre-programmed Bot" like everybody else, but I think the whole "you're not a Person" gives him a hardon.
"I've been waiting for this moment" Bob said as he took out his nintendo zapper from its Super Mario holster. "This is Lynn, you mayo ghoul. We care about people here, and you aren't even a person"
Bob pulled the red trigger, smirking smugly in his ill fitted trench coat. The zapper did its dirty work.
"And now you're not even a mayo-ghoul."
His blood lust was satisfied, but his lust for progressive justice remained. It was his heroic burden, to cleanse the world of un-persons.
Princess Rescuer
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In the Game Overthinker episode about Sturgeon's Law, Bob said that 90% of everything is basically worthless... and then clarified that it was 98% of people. I initially thought it was some sort of audacious joke, but it sure is harsher in hindsight now. He really thinks that only 200M people out of the current population deserve to exist. Whenever I hear Bob say this (or feminists mention the high amount of "low value men") I like to ask what the worldwide national and ethnic makeup is exactly. You'd think the "minority ally" would have a bit more self-awareness.
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What is with Bob and always having the most faggy comebacks and sayings of all time? It's like, for a dude who is paid to talk about shit, he sure is terrible at it. The worst are these attempts at catchphrases or whatever his autism brain is up to.
"You are not a person"
"Believers not thinkers"
"I'm fat, diabetic, and gay".
It's all so tiresome to hear over and over again and I'm shocked that even his handful of paypigs can stand it.
"You are not a person"
"Believers not thinkers"
"I'm fat, diabetic, and gay".
It's all so tiresome to hear over and over again and I'm shocked that even his handful of paypigs can stand it.
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And then Bob woke up on January 2024 and immediately had an aneurysm. Donald Trump had just been re-elected and his heart finally exploded from all the Mountain Dew marinated chicken and small amounts of McDonald's for average sized people. In his dying dream, he saw Mario. "D-did I do good?" Bob managed to say through his massive coronary, stroke, and aneurysm. Mario looked down at him. His icy blue eyes pierced into Bob. Mario said nothing. The figurine stood its silent vigil as the Lord of Lynn took his last breath on this Earth. His final question unanswered, and his wish for immortality unfulfilled. At the end, Robert Chipman was not special. Not unique. He died just like everyone else.
THE END.
I think we make a good team.
JayHarrison
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You forgot Bob's occasional responses involving "yer mum", which may be the single laziest comeback anyone can think of.
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even the 12 year old edgelords that use this don't realize how gross this makes them look, so I don't expect Bob to comprehend, but holy shit someone needs to go "NO UR MOM" on his ass and see his reaction.
The very idea that Bob was with ANY woman "last night" (or any night), let alone some rando on twitter's mom, even as a "joke/pwn", is so laughable it makes him look even more like an incel virgin with rage
. Bob, total sex-haver, ladies and gentlemen. 
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*Marvel mid credit sequence*
In a safehouse in the ruined remains of a housing development in Boston, members of The East Atlantic Resistance are frantically rounding up supplies and destroying documents. After failing to beat the Chud menace in the past two years they cannot afford to leave any evidence to where they will be fleeing to. A woman with the sides of her head shaved and her tits bound is screaming at a flustered stick of a man wearing broken glasses and a Brentalfloss shirt.
"I don't know HOW alright!? All I know is that DESPITE the masks we were spotted and this place is no longer secure! He wasn't even supposed to be an issue...he was supposed to be gone GODDAMNIT!"
She struggles to compose herself, panting heavily while sweat drips off her many piercings. She fails doing that just like she's failed the past two years, she thinks to herself
"Three years this place has been home and safety for so many trying to escape and overthrow the fascism and racism in our country. How did I fuck up this badly?!"
The tears are flowing freely now.
"Home of the brave?! What bravery is there in denying hormone replacement therapy to a trans child? What courage is there in refusing refugees a place in your home? All those racists claiming discrimination in our anti-racism practices? Saying we're bullying their children? YOU CAN'T BULLY A BULLY YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!"
The stickman hisses harshly at her.
"Shut up Seth! You can't say that out loud! You know what happens when you say that ou-"
The stickman is cut off as muffled pops can be heard at the end of the corridor. They are followed shortly by a singular, high pitched scream. It ends even quicker. The woman falls backwards at the deafening silence. She unconsciously reaches out her hand to the stickman for comfort and finds none in his cold grasp. She stutters a faint mumble.
"Wh-wh-wh-wh...Juan...?"
The room explodes with a bang as an unknown force hits the reinforced door at the end of the corridor. The slamming continues over and over again like canon fire. The hinges groan. The woman sobs. The stickman falls on his knees with a barely audible cracking noise of wet celery and twigs amongst the cacophony. The door flies out of it's frame and crashing into the fuse box sending a cascading waterfall of yellow and white sparks. The bunker is now dark. There should be light coming in from the broken door way but something is there obscuring any and all light. She meekly calls out.
"...why are you doing this?"
A horse whisper comes out of the darkness to answer her.
"I feel deeply hurt, confused, and borderline gaslighted"
As she and the stickman scream in terror the screen goes to black and the chorus to Down With the Sickness plays.
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Coherence comes with maturity and well thought political discourse. Bob is a fucking manbaby tribalistic asshole that believes himself to be a thinker, any expectations of coherence from him are bond to fail!
His paypigs are as deranged and retarded as he is, they probably enjoy his retarded comebacks. I would actually love to see Bob debate someone live, even a 12 year old could crush this lardball asshole with ease considering he can't craft any arguments worth a damn!
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It would only be interesting if he had any curveballs to throw, but it would probably end up like one of like those religious/atheist debates such as the one where Richard Carrier and Dan Barker bitch slapped Islamic apologist Hassanain Rajibali and Christian whack-a-loon Michael Corey (now pushing up daisies). Both were really ad hoc, ad hominem and strawman, but it was clear that the theists had no interest in hearing out the much more rational non-believer arguments. I mean, most of these debates were like that, but this one stands out as one of the most one-sided crocks of shit I've ever seen and Movie Poop would be the believer side; completely full of shit, full of himself and so engulfed in rhetoric it putrifies everyone's intellect.
I linked the full discussion if any of you want to have a look.
An informative debate on existence of God - Debate II
http://www.yanabi.com - I have never seen Atheists being gobsmacked like this. This is the second debate between Hassanain Rajabali and Dan Barker. This one ...
youtu.be
ChampFantana
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You who still makes jokes about fucking "your Mum" past the 90s? Virgins who will never know the touch of a woman.
BaconBoobs
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I can guarantee Bob has googled all his school bullies and I will bet a kidney every single last one of them are successful family men. This is why Bob rages on Twitter. Twitter is just full of the type of kids that deserve constant bullying. Being the manchild he is he feels at home there.
But yeah let that sink in Bob a 40 year old man spends most of his time on a social media website mostly populated by underage kids that pretend to be trans furries. Just waiting for the Bob on a sex offender register arc to start.
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"Hahaha I fucked your mom, friendo! How's that feel? Never mind I've never met your mom and have no idea what she looks like, or whether she's dead or alive, or is ackshually into women, but take this somehow sick burn!" - Moviebob, probably
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Let's be honest, barring necrophlia any of our moms can beat up Moviebob. And I'm only about 50% the dead ones can't.
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He's too inept for this.
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Fox News' Peter Doocy asks Joe Biden about whether or not inflation is bad for Joe's record. Unsurprisingly (ed.), fuckwit film fan cheers the fuckwitted response from the Fuckwit in Chief (last post decensored):
Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.
Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.
Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
Moviebob and FiC Biden are both intellectual heliumweights.
Moviebob and FiC Biden are also bullies.
Ergo, based on Moviebob's own rules, it's impossible to be a bully against Joe Biden, and you sure as FUCK can't be a bully against Moviebob.
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Bob could teach him that the value to being a good person is have your words be mistaken for the words of a nazi. Truly the best of our people.
Eternal virgin Bob happy that he can lose his virginity at the age of 50.
Bob is right that the M&M campaign is a clear diversion from the companies use of child slave labor (though let's be real he heard this from someone else), but then Bob had to be Bob and make it somehow more about the Republicans being stupid. Bob really seems to care more about his favorite junk food company making meaningless culture war buzz than about said junk food company exploiting child labor, real classy Bob.
Bob's projection on Kevin Feige is probably the closest thing I can say about Bob as definitely gay because man Kevin Feige likely thinks less of Bob than whatever Sony is doing.
Bob malding because he knows that the "Douchebag hat" is used to describe people like him.
Bob would be malding if it was Trump who called reporters stupid, which funny enough he did and Bob got pissed about it. But at least we know that Bob's ideal presidential candidate is just a female version of himself.
Also Bob's retarded if he thinks that gaffe would stick to that reporter. It's not like it was a Trump nickname that people still use to this day.
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