And Moviebob's input on any political dialogue, when translated to English from his native language of Dumbfuck, sounds (and even looks) like this (from
Bruce Almighty, which follows Bob's reference to Jim Carrey):
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What's with Bob's "oh no" crap? You'd think he'd be ecstatic about Elon Musk losing money because reasons.
Bob is right about being a unsuccessful and a lowlife... but nerds are typically smart.
Only eugenicists like Moviebob believe pro-life women should have abortions because something, something.
Irrelevant.
Stupid Son of a Bitch from Assholechusetts defends the Stupid Son of a Bitch who's been running America into the ground since 2021 (decensored):
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I'm pretty sure Bob's "oh no" is a sarcastic one, and he is ecstatic.
Bob's referring to the fact that there are some in the Republican Party (now, whether they're "on the Right" is debatable, after all Republicans In Name Only
are a thing) who will secretly force (or at least enable) their mistresses/girlfriends/whatever to have abortions when it's inconvenient for them for the baby to be born, thus making them hypocrites if they vote against abortion. Which, yeah, that's scummy, but it's hardly the case universally among the Pro-Life crowd. I wouldn't put it past some opportunistic politicians to have a fig leaf like opposition to abortion as a public face, in order to make it seem unlikely that they or theirs had abortions. But that hardly invalidates the entire Pro-Life movement, let alone pro-life politicians in general. (And, earth to Bob, there were Pro-Life Democrats as long ago as 20 years ago. But yes, yes, I know, they're filthy "believers"...)
That was a hell of a non-answer, and I've listened to Justin Trudeau during Question Period, which is called such because it's only Questions, never any answers. Bob ignores that the press was at the time the Question was being asked,
being actively hustled out the building by Joe's handlers. You could hear it while dude was asking the question and after, while Biden "answered". It was all "Let's go, let's go, thank you" in the most passive-aggressive pseudo-Canadian bullshit way. I don't recall Evil Drumpf having HIS handlers shove the press out during press conferences like that. Inflation isn't a great asset. Bob's smooth brain can't comprehend that the cost of his precious mountain dew, beer, and chicken will all go up, waaaaaaaaay up.
Not at all. It’s been speculated about in this thread certainly as long as I’ve been here (a couple years?). I’m sort of surprised Chris finally admitted it. Then again, he loves to out his family members’ private health information (like his daughter’s autism).
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Chris and Robert are two cautionary tales demonstrating what often happens to the adult children of alcoholics. They both need to get their fat asses to Al-Anon meetings before they fuck up their lives even more. Especially Chris, because his kids are suffering due to this untreated bullshit. Not to mention his own unfortunate choice to elevate getting wasted to a hobby. (It can still be alcoholism if you’re drinking expensive beer, Chris, especially when you’re simultaneously begging for money to cover basic bills and knocking back as many $14 cans of IPA as you can on a weeknight.)
Bob and probably Chippa would undoubtedly dismiss Al-Anon out-of-hand, lapsed Catholics as they both are, as Al-Anon does focus on a Higher Power. It's a rather Ecumenical Higher Power, but a Higher Power nonetheless. But whether Al-Anon or something else, the both of them need intensive therapy regarding this specific issue. Bob would waste time fedora-tipping, shitting on Believers over Thinkers, and walk out in disgust of an AA meeting, claiming everyone else in the room is an unevolved, nonperson Mayoghoulen.
I don't think either Bob or Chris acknowledge, either in public or to themselves, that they are in fact functional alcoholics (and Chris's wife might even be one too, or borderline). Chris may have come to terms with his father's alcoholism, but I guarantee you he sure as shit HASN'T come to terms with his OWN alcoholism. How much y'all wanna bet his broken "boxer's break" hand injury was alcohol-fuelled tard rage?
Here's today's Hitlerbob post:
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Double dosage of dumb here.
To begin, solar farms are only viable in regions in which sunlight is perpatually available (Hawai'i, California, Nevada, the Southwest; the Gulf states, and maybe no further north than Maryland on the Atlantic coast), which limits solar power's practicality. Even then, renewables like solar and wind have are unreliable under stressful loads; given my home state of California's size and dense metro areas, summer blackouts are commonplace because there's too much strain on green-energy infrastructure. (Hint: Nuclear!)
As to Moviebob's point: Is he even capable of pulling his head out of his intestinal tract without decapitating himself? Has he noticed that those blue districts--those he calls "evolved", "culturally diverse", and "intelligent"--also happen to have deteriorating quality of due to ongoing crime? Has he noticed that Democrat mayors in major metro areas tend to be more concerned about identitarian optics than they are about their citizens' safety? Is he even aware that America's red Trumplandian regions could better sustain themselves than the country's blue Democratistani regions can?
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But you see, FRIENDO, the alleged crime is just a racist dogwhistle from people eager to fuel the school-to-prison-pipeline so melanated individuals can be sent to private prisons to serve as slave labor. There's not actually more crime, silly mayoghoulen. They just want to make you afraid so they can control you and put forth their regressive, unevolved agenda" - Bob, who lives nowhere near Gang Central, and has no clue what goes on outside his Assholechussetts bubble even though his own city is a white trash shithole and never mind that there's a TON of Urban Blight, which, spoiler alert, is in SUPER BLUE areas. Baltimore, Detroit, ...need I go on?
Ah, it would appear Moviebob is channeling Joni Mitchell. Pave over
Paradise Trumpland, put up a
Parking Lot Solar Farm.
