Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

The US should send Bob to Ukraine, no way Putin would want it then.

God forgive us though, if we had to do that to Ukraine.

he could go as a suicide bomber - there's plenty of room on him for explosives
and with all that fat, he could be an incendiary suicide bomber too

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you have diabetes, the amount of alcohol you should be taking ever again is absolutely zero. That's just stacking risk factor on risk factor. Has he said anything in the last 2-3 years about currently drinking? If so, he's an alcoholic.

Bob has been pictured proudly holding pints of beer in recent years and bragging about his drinking.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If you have diabetes, the amount of alcohol you should be taking ever again is absolutely zero. That's just stacking risk factor on risk factor. Has he said anything in the last 2-3 years about currently drinking? If so, he's an alcoholic.

The humblebrag about having rum with breakfast was just this past year (2021).

 

[Mola Ram]

The humblebrag about having rum with breakfast was just this past year (2021).

Pretty sure I was the one who caught that tweet, and I was right:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/page-3728#post-8726345

It's timestamped rather than datestamped (I really need to be better about screencapping dates), but I posted on April 8. The tweet would have been within a day of that.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The fact that he's still drinking and treating it like it's cute and quirky is very, very fucking scary. Drinking alcohol when you're diabetic is slow suicide.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Drinking alcohol when you're diabetic is slow suicide.

This is sad. Hurry up, Robert!

 

[Neko GF]

The US supreme court doesn't come to solutions that Robert agrees with 100% and the judges have opposing believes. That's why it needs to be abolished replaced with a superior future council filled with people who agree with Robert on everything:

Tweet | Archive

 

[Koby_Fish]

Pretty sure I was the one who caught that tweet, and I was right:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/page-3728#post-8726345

It's timestamped rather than datestamped (I really need to be better about screencapping dates), but I posted on April 8. The tweet would have been within a day of that.

Ugh, just, re-reading that tweet, holy shit. There's more pathology there in Bob than I originally parsed. He deliberately "worked hard for" a job that SOMETIMES lets him have rum with breakfast (SOMETIMES?!) and he "wants to enjoy it". Good lord Bob is such a lush that he deliberately went for an occupation that would let him drink MORE, IN THE MORNING NO LESS (only the worst boozehounds drink before LUNCH ffs, and a REAL job would like him to be SOBER, which is unbearable to him), and we're not just talking beer, here, folks, we're talking the hard stuff. Besides the tweet basically admitting he's having rum for breakfast that very day. Like yeah, Bob thinks he's badass for drinking the hard stuff with hs bacon and eggs or capn' crunch or whatever, but also he's very openly admitting that it's a damn cope. His life is so unbearable, he must booze it up right out of the starting gate in the morning. I guess those mornings he doesn't have rum with breakfast, he has beer?

Like, I dunno, maybe some should tweet to bob, "Hey, Bob, when you made that tweet about sometimes having rum with breakfast, what on earth made you think that statement made you look anything EXCEPT pathetic? OH LOOK AT ME I'M FANCY I HAVE RUM WITH BREAKFAST, FRIENDO! AA, Bob. Get you some."

 

[EnemyStand]

The US supreme court doesn't come to solutions that Robert agrees with 100% and the judges have opposing believes. That's why it needs to be abolished replaced with a superior future council filled with people who agree with Robert on everything:
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Well, if that's the case then literally every Supreme Court decision should be wiped from the books. I for one look forward to illegal abortions and niggers being booted from white schools again.

Ugh, just, re-reading that tweet, holy shit. There's more pathology there in Bob than I originally parsed. He deliberately "worked hard for" a job that SOMETIMES lets him have rum with breakfast (SOMETIMES?!) and he "wants to enjoy it". Good lord Bob is such a lush that he deliberately went for an occupation that would let him drink MORE, IN THE MORNING NO LESS (only the worst boozehounds drink before LUNCH ffs, and a REAL job would like him to be SOBER, which is unbearable to him), and we're not just talking beer, here, folks, we're talking the hard stuff. Besides the tweet basically admitting he's having rum for breakfast that very day. Like yeah, Bob thinks he's badass for drinking the hard stuff with hs bacon and eggs or capn' crunch or whatever, but also he's very openly admitting that it's a damn cope. His life is so unbearable, he must booze it up right out of the starting gate in the morning. I guess those mornings he doesn't have rum with breakfast, he has beer?

Like, I dunno, maybe some should tweet to bob, "Hey, Bob, when you made that tweet about sometimes having rum with breakfast, what on earth made you think that statement made you look anything EXCEPT pathetic? OH LOOK AT ME I'M FANCY I HAVE RUM WITH BREAKFAST, FRIENDO! AA, Bob. Get you some."

I'll be honest, on certain holidays I'll drink early (for example had whiskey on Christmas morning and St. Patrick's day if I'm not going to work I'll do a hot toddy). But it's a special thing and I certainly don't brag about it on social media. If Bob is seriously starting at breakfast more than once in a blue moon while Mars is in retrograde and the eye of Ursa Minor is slightly brighter than usual, he's likely a drunk. All the drunks I know of start when they wake up.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The fact that he's still drinking and treating it like it's cute and quirky is very, very fucking scary. Drinking alcohol when you're diabetic is slow suicide.

Underneath the bluster he knows that it's over, and he's not getting his precious superior future, so why not?

 

[blablabla]

There is no way that badass, party animal and SEX HAVER Boblo Chipman actually believes this retardation. So why does he do it? He is banking the last of his political soapbox on fucking trannies? I dont get it.

 

[EnemyStand]

There is no way that badass, party animal and SEX HAVER Boblo Chipman actually believes this retardation. So why does he do it? He is banking the last of his political soapbox on fucking trannies? I dont get it.
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So here's the deal, Cass. The second group are lying.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

There is no way that badass, party animal and SEX HAVER Boblo Chipman actually believes this retardation. So why does he do it? He is banking the last of his political soapbox on fucking trannies? I dont get it.
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I don't even know what "cis" person even says that and even then only people I've seen who've done this coding shit are transpeople or gays

 

[JayHarrison]

The US supreme court doesn't come to solutions that Robert agrees with 100% and the judges have opposing believes. That's why it needs to be abolished replaced with a superior future council filled with people who agree with Robert on everything:
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The fact that Führer Hillary lost to Donald Trump is still something that makes me smile. It means Hitlerian fascists like Moviebob didn't get their way by seeing six Leftist judges get appointed and confirmed as SCOTUS Justices.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Underneath the bluster he knows that it's over, and he's not getting his precious superior future, so why not?

I mean ffs, he has less subs than fucking DarksydePhil.

 

[glib]

There is no way that badass, party animal and SEX HAVER Boblo Chipman actually believes this retardation. So why does he do it? He is banking the last of his political soapbox on fucking trannies? I dont get it.
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"i'm too weak to open a jar, therefore i'm a woman now"
Another confirmation MtF are sexist against women.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Found in the wild

 

[JayHarrison]

Found in the wild
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I'm surprised that Seven Deadly Sins poster doesn't look like this:

Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception. (Though, to be honest, I always thought Vanity was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.)

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'll be honest, on certain holidays I'll drink early (for example had whiskey on Christmas morning and St. Patrick's day if I'm not going to work I'll do a hot toddy). But it's a special thing and I certainly don't brag about it on social media.

Y'see, that's the thing. Most of us actually have jobs where we could drink rum with breakfast - one drink is not going to unhinge most adults enough that their employer will notice. We don't drink with breakfast not because we are forced to abstain, but because we're not drunks. Not only could we stop at one if we wanted, most mornings we stop at zero.

But I suspect his idea of a morning drink involves a water glass.

I'm surprised that Seven Deadly Sins poster doesn't look like this:
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Let's face it: Moviebob is guilty of at least six of those sins--Lust being the only possible exception.

Nope, his retweeting of every set of cleavage on Twitter is proof enough of that one.

(Though, to be honest, I always thought Vanity was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.)

Possible reasons:
1) "Pride" is a weak word compared to the sin. "Hubris" would be better, but the most common synonym I see is "vainglory" which is itself sometimes a synonym for "vanity",

2) Stuff targeted at kids often drops lust and fills in the blank with something, perhaps that is coloring it for you. DC Comics of the Golden Age, for instance, rebranded 'em as the "Seven Enemies of Mankind" and swapped out lust for crime or something.

Edit: I was not quite right. I have since Moviebobbed it:

In the original Fawcett stories and most other versions, the Seven Sins were "censored" to an extent in keeping with 1940s standards, identified as the "Seven Deadly Enemies of Man" and including Pride, Envy, Greed, Hatred, Laziness, Selfishness, and Injustice among their ranks.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Anyone with a brain can tell you that invading Ukraine to "protect" it from Russia would be the opposite of harm reduction. It would cause far more death, destruction and suffering. But Bob has the same comprehension of global geopolitics as a child.

I'm certain the average child comprehends global geopolitics better than Bob. The child knows that war means dead people and that is bad. Bob knows nothing.