Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Someone explained just that to Bobby.
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MovieBob's reaction here is pretty much what I would have expected. The general rule here is that when you attempt to do something like "Cancel Joe Rogan" and you fail, you are the one who loses some power, not him.

But the attempt to explain it to him just slid right off of Bob's brain. I think maybe his brain is not just smooth, but iced over.
 
I'm going to float this idea to you fellow Bobologists.

The original Biden Mega Thread was about this size when it was shut down because it was so slow for the mods to do their thing. Do you think we should retire this one and open a new one?
Does this thread need heavy mod operations here? Because the Biden one would get bogged down by faggy bitchslap fights every now and then, so I thinks the mods had to go clean that up, and this one... well, if we are being honest, we are kinda just repeating ourselves here, because Robert, as much as sperg as he is, he just repeates himself on his little twitter bubble, because his content is dog shit basic bitch current movie reviews and whatever "marvel theory" he has on his other show that no one gives a shit about.

Most of the autism here is just going through the motions, which is fine, I'm too old to hate other people, and what I'm going to do? bitch about Hasam Piker? No thanks.

And I don't know how mods work, so if it is getting to be a pain in the ass to have a thread this big, sure make another one, I don't see whats the big deal.

But if not, maybe we can get to the 5K mark before calling it, you know, for the cornerstone.

And it isn't like we have much to say, that is up to Null and his mods, I don't really care either way.
 
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I saw this on YouTube and it sums up my thoughts with Eternals and how Bob shills for it.

Whereas Bob consumes Eternals because brand reason, this video and thoughts feel that the movie gets sandwiched with boring characters that have no reason to be in it and the main plot we’re supposed to care about gets put on the sidelines in order to have flashback moments

 
I saw this on YouTube and it sums up my thoughts with Eternals and how Bob shills for it.

Whereas Bob consumes Eternals because brand reason, this video and thoughts feel that the movie gets sandwiched with boring characters that have no reason to be in it and the main plot we’re supposed to care about gets put on the sidelines in order to have flashback moments


Filmentio is a great source for filmmaking tips for any up and coming writer.

However, even without the boring characters, the soil this movie is made up is simply not fit for that film. It should've been a tv series, or mini series because of how many cooks it wants to have in the kitchen with those concept and ideas. But even still Bob will never accept that because his loyalty is too much on brand to let go at this rate. And I can see him using this movie to shit all over The Batman once it comes out as it is clear he is going into it fully waiting to hate it. Solely because it's fucking Batman and he is liked people the fatass hates.
 
Psaki tells her followers to cope.
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Ask Bobby where to score cheap Margaritas.

The Dems make no secret that they want to cosplay as Stalin:
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Ukraine and Russia:
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Pokemon Avatar must be new to Bobby's Twitter: Bobby is for everything the Dem does.

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The non-existent cancel culture continues to claim victims:
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Cancel culture doesn't exist, see Whoopi Goldberg?
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I agree you have to be pretty dumb to get caught by the FBI.

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One person's trash and all that.


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Indiewire article.
 
MovieBob's reaction here is pretty much what I would have expected. The general rule here is that when you attempt to do something like "Cancel Joe Rogan" and you fail, you are the one who loses some power, not him.

But the attempt to explain it to him just slid right off of Bob's brain. I think maybe his brain is not just smooth, but iced over.
I see Bob's brain as being too tiny to comprehend anything more complicated that black and white. And it's been abused by excess sugar consumption, lack of meaningful input, and assault by moronic tweets day in and day out.

The brain is like any other muscle, you use it or lose it. Bob, as a Thinker, doesn't use his.
 
MovieBob is like a David Cage game. At first you think the possibilities are limitless, but after you've gone through it long enough you realize the same thing is going to keep happening again and again, and the magic wares off. First time Bob did his woefully stupid, juvenile "thinkers and believers" rant? It was shocking. And the next few times he repeated it, it was a little stunning given the amount of times he was dragged for it. Now? It feels like he just has the script lying around in a notepad and drags it up when he's got nothing else to say.
 
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I see Bob's brain as being too tiny to comprehend anything more complicated that black and white. And it's been abused by excess sugar consumption, lack of meaningful input, and assault by moronic tweets day in and day out.

The brain is like any other muscle, you use it or lose it. Bob, as a Thinker, doesn't use his.
His ego is the one thing larger than his sagging gut, and it shows. Refusing to go along with his anger management therapy really distorted his self-image.
I'm going to float this idea to you fellow Bobologists.

The original Biden Mega Thread was about this size when it was shut down because it was so slow for the mods to do their thing. Do you think we should retire this one and open a new one?
No.

The Biden megathread was a microcosm of /pol/- that is, an unfunny shitshow- and I'm glad it was locked. The only thread I can think of that was locked for length was DSP's main thread, because it was over 10,000 pages long, or more than twice the length of this thread. We can revisit the idea when we reach 10k pages- assuming the Diabetic Dictator lives that long.
 
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I'm just going to say you all are lucky Bob hasn't said anything about Jojo yet because the effort post I would unleash would shake the heavens. But yes, I noticed that. Every time Bob posts about anime it's literally a vague .post that could be talking about anything, yet he expects us to take him seriously.

I mean, I know why. He's a pissbaby who bought into the geek culture lark and subsequently ruined it with stupid fandom bullshit.

I would've suggested suicide if a cartoon triggered him that bad. He clearly should not breed.
OH I really hope Bob says something stupid about JoJo I really fucking do. JoJo fans are nuts... Shonen Jump fans as a whole are fucking nuts. And the way Shonen Jump destroys Marvel in pure comic book sales its only a matter of time before Bob has a diabetes induced brain fart about it.


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I mean, I know why. He's a pissbaby who bought into the geek culture lark and subsequently ruined it with stupid fandom bullshit.
The acceptance of nerd culture and its consequences has been a disasster for the human race
No.

The Biden megathread was a microcosm of /pol/- that is, an unfunny shitshow- and I'm glad it was locked. The only thread I can think of that was locked for length was DSP's main thread, because it was over 10,000 pages long, or more than twice the length of this thread. We can revisit the idea when we reach 10k pages- assuming the Diabetic Dictator lives that long.
I'm putting my bet on the 5K curse. Like Dobson, once Bob reaches 5K in this thread the meme magic will make him have a stroke with an average sized mcdonalds meal and he will be cut off from twitter, his youtube account forevermore.

>reminding me of current year /pol/ and cuckchan

why do you hurt me so?

OH I really hope Bob says something stupid about JoJo I really fucking do. JoJo fans are nuts... Shonen Jump fans as a whole are fucking nuts. And the way Shonen Jump destroys Marvel in pure comic book sales its only a matter of time before Bob has a diabetes induced brain fart about it.

Sorry but he activated his Stand power, "The user has blocked the ability to comment on his tweets". You can't work around that one.
 
OH I really hope Bob says something stupid about JoJo I really fucking do. JoJo fans are nuts... Shonen Jump fans as a whole are fucking nuts. And the way Shonen Jump destroys Marvel in pure comic book sales its only a matter of time before Bob has a diabetes induced brain fart about it.


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It kinda has to come up often because it's a very common misconception but Bob actually dislikes comics and views them as the domain of incels. He's strictly an adaptation (Read as "MCU") secondary.

The only time he brings up comics is in relation to movies or because of his delusion that he'll be seen as an old sage of a popular thing which he thinks makes him popular by extension. He talks about this mindset in his book. That's why he loves using wikis as a subsitute for knowledge too because he's essentially some kind of a leech.

It explains a lot about how he acts with a bunch of topics really.
 
He's a pissbaby who bought into the geek culture lark and subsequently ruined it with stupid fandom bullshit.

Bob's pissed because he was a super-nerd in school and got wedgies instead of sex. I'm sure there's an old video where he opines that were he in-school now he'd be Mr Popular
because he'd be able to impress people with his knowledge of comic lore and predictions. As with all things bitterness over High School is the root cause.

Dagny Taggart is some hyper-objectivist character from Atlas Shrugged, which Bob claimed he's read cuz he was into Randian Objectivism years ago, and Bob of course thinks if she were real she'd be disappointed at not being the only person who thought the way she thinks.
Bob still is philosophically objectivist. He doesn't buy into the hyper-capitalist economics but he still believes that the world should (morally) be ran by a cabal of Galtian Ubermensch and that everyone else should be like Eddie Willers - a willing and worshipful bootlicker of their self-evident moral superiors. Imagine taking objectivism and somehow warping its tenants into something even stupider. What was it that great review of Atlas Shrugged said...

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
 
Psaki tells her followers to cope.
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Ask Bobby where to score cheap Margaritas.
Given his tastes in food, a Moviebob-arita is basically nothing more than spiked Mountain Dew in a salted margarita glass.



The Dems make no secret that they want to cosplay as Stalin:
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That last post. The one saying "Democrats are the party of censorship and authoritarian government? That's the only one post shown that's actually based in reality.



Ukraine and Russia:
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Pokemon Avatar must be new to Bobby's Twitter: Bobby is for everything the Dem does.
Moviebob blindly supports damn near everything that Democrats do... just so long as they don't do anything that even remotely goes against Moviebob's despotic desires (see Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema, and Tulsi Gabbard, three of the few sane Democrats to have recently held federal office).



Cancel culture doesn't exist, see Whoopi Goldberg?
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I wonder if Misogynistbob would have held Carino in higher regard as a thespian if either (a) Carino didn't come out as either a conservative or a Trump supporter, or (b) followed Bob's example and knelt to the Democrats' oligarchic rule.



I've never watched The Masked Singer... but I have to admit that having Rudy Giuliani as a mystery guest demonstrates that the showrunners appear to be better examples of humanity than Dr. Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke are.
 
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It kinda has to come up often because it's a very common misconception but Bob actually dislikes comics and views them as the domain of incels. He's strictly an adaptation (Read as "MCU") secondary.

The only time he brings up comics is in relation to movies or because of his delusion that he'll be seen as an old sage of a popular thing which he thinks makes him popular by extension. He talks about this mindset in his book. That's why he loves using wikis as a subsitute for knowledge too because he's essentially some kind of a leech.

It explains a lot about how he acts with a bunch of topics really.
Basically Bob knows fuck all about the history of the Marvel characters he fanbois over he just likes sucking Disney dick. He must really like the taste of that Fourth Reich mouse cock.
 
Has Robert weighed in on the Honkening yet? I'm curious to see if he comes up with some weird new autistic term for the truckers or just falls back on "muh russia" like a good little drone.
Of course he has. And these Obsoletes, who stubbornly refuse to bow down to Science™, are making Elon Musk look essential for Superior Future.
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Are you sure it isn't both?

When you've convinced yourself that everyone you hate is "not a person", you can proudly announce you are fighting for "ALL people":
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It is not your call to tell whether a joke is "extant" or not.

Apparently Mountain-Dew Chicken is fairly common among the "working class", as least as sexual degenerates define the term.
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Someone drew Bobby's attention by reviving a 2-month old tweet of Peter Coffin (something something ignorance is evil etc ect).
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Terf Island is planning the next wave of genocide:
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Bobby explains the problems with WB and how one Zach Synder could allegedly caused the company to be sold off.
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(Video. 22 minutes)

Sad news:
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Of course he has. And these Obsoletes, who stubbornly refuse to bow down to Science™, are making Elon Musk look essential for Superior Future.
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Are you sure it isn't both?

When you've convinced yourself that everyone you hate is "not a person", you can proudly announce you are fighting for "ALL people":
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It is not your call to tell whether a joke is "extant" or not.

Apparently Mountain-Dew Chicken is fairly common among the "working class", as least as sexual degenerates define the term.
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Someone drew Bobby's attention by reviving a 2-month old tweet of Peter Coffin (something something ignorance is evil etc ect).
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Terf Island is planning the next wave of genocide:
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Bobby explains the problems with WB and how one Zach Synder could allegedly caused the company to be sold off.
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Sad news:
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Wow, fuck that One Topic video.

Could barely make it 2 minutes.
 
Of course he has. And these Obsoletes, who stubbornly refuse to bow down to Science™, are making Elon Musk look essential for Superior Future.
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Bimbo, who is a man who literally gets off on the idea of screwing with someone's head until they turn trans and take it up the ass, seems to believe that we are in a Jetson's timeline where a single farmer goes out, pushes a button and *WHAMO* carrots appear at the grocery store. New tractors today do have GPS in them so you can track where you've planted and sort of paint your farm with crops. That way you can get the most absolute bang for you acreage buck possible. You don't flip a switch and go "Have it ya o'l Deutz girl". You also just don't sit in the cab and jerk off while complaining about minorities. You have to watch and monitor everything that's going on. Are you harvesting soy beans so Bimbo can drink his Soylent and a sudden rain happens? Do you:

A. Keep going because everything is automated in this magical world of whimsy and you're just there to think about books you wanna ban?

B. Stop everything because that added moisture turns your harvest into paste that your combine cannot process and you need to clean it out asap?

Side note, did you know your car is fully automated too? You hit cruise control and it will take you straight to the doctor who's given up and will gladly sign off on your HRT because it's easier than actually treating you and pays better too! You just get in and pretend to drive as one would pretend to be a woman.
Apparently Mountain-Dew Chicken is fairly common among the "working class", as least as sexual degenerates define the term.
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Nobody adds Mountain Dew to cooking, outside of maybe some kinds angel food cakes or cobblers. Even for those I've really only seen people use 7-up or some kind of ginger ale. People will use Coke and Dr Pepper for quick and dirty marinades or barbeque recipes because the acidity will help break down the meat. You don't let it sit in the soda for 3 days like it's a salt brine. Someone who uses Mountain Dew fairly common in their cooking is someone who makes up a bag of egg noodles, throws in a stick of butter, three cups of catsup, and calls it sketti.

TrueMetis needs his books dumped and for him to be shoved into a locker. His wording is so incredibly out of touch of "the working class". Nobody who HAS to use this "simple cooking hack fairly common to the working class" or even use them by choice refers to themselves as "the working class". This retard, champagne socialist watched Honey-Booboo once and is suddenly a learned anthropologist who uses his superior knowledge to educate submentals on why they're wrong and why the Lord of Lynn soaking a chicken for three days in Mountain Dew is not only a good thing but it's a common practice, chud!
 
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