Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I think it's funny that the "Disabled" section of the privilege list doesn't have anything for disabled that isn't dead, sperg, or paralyzed.

Like: missing a leg, loss of use of an arm, damaged back.

It just shows you what kind of 'disabled' use those lists on people.

Disability studies is really wild stuff. Many people are now aware of the members of the Deaf Community who think getting hearing aids or cochlear implants is being a "traitor" to your disabled community. But the actually published stuff in the field justifies all the dumb shit on Twitter, it's all about how using medical science to eliminate disabilities is a form of genocide, how Disability Pride should be the next Pride movement to erase the "stigma" of being disabled so people no longer feel they need to get rid of their disabilities and can instead be proud of being part of a group, how self-diagnosis is the only acceptable form of diagnosis because doctors can't know your lived experience as well as you can plus giving anyone a "monopoly" on defining what disabled is and how it's determined is oppression, how curing or fixing disabilities isn't a "solution" because the only acceptable solution is society not disadvantaging disabilities in the first place, how the disabled community should focus their efforts on ending capitalism, etc.

Fat studies is very similar. And I mention it because Bob is fat and should be studied.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

And I mention it because Bob is fat and should be studied.

No budget. Formaldehyde runs like sixty bucks a gallon - do you realize how much we'd need?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Disability studies is really wild stuff. Many people are now aware of the members of the Deaf Community who think getting hearing aids or cochlear implants is being a "traitor" to your disabled community. But the actually published stuff in the field justifies all the dumb shit on Twitter, it's all about how using medical science to eliminate disabilities is a form of genocide, how Disability Pride should be the next Pride movement to erase the "stigma" of being disabled so people no longer feel they need to get rid of their disabilities and can instead be proud of being part of a group, how self-diagnosis is the only acceptable form of diagnosis because doctors can't know your lived experience as well as you can plus giving anyone a "monopoly" on defining what disabled is and how it's determined is oppression, how curing or fixing disabilities isn't a "solution" because the only acceptable solution is society not disadvantaging disabilities in the first place, how the disabled community should focus their efforts on ending capitalism, etc.

Fat studies is very similar. And I mention it because Bob is fat and should be studied.

There was a tumblr post around 2013 going around saying that any movie showing a disabled person getting better was just fantasy and was actually harmful. They seemed to be under the impression that once you were in the wheelchair, no amount of physical therapy was ever going to get you out of it.

Bob likely has no problem with it because he believes that magical science makes everything possible once the evil mayoghouls are eliminated.

 

[JayHarrison]

OK so, in that one @Positron post, someone mentions in that Trucker Convoy chain of tweets that "The highest ranking politician that supported the truckers lost his job"

Um, NO?

Erin O'Toole did NOT support the truckers. He literally lost his job, to someone (as of now) that SUPPORTS THE TRUCKERS EVEN MORE (Candice Bergen)

HOLY FUCK BOB'S TWITTER FEED IS FULL OF IGNORANT EXCEPTIONALS.

Well, duh. Moviebob's Twitter feed attracts ignorant exceptionals because Moviebob is an ignorant exceptional. They all "think" alike..

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Oh! This is Happy Hour. Lust Posts buy one get one free!
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Romantic advice. Yet another topic Moviebob fails at.

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Another rando fails to appreciate Bobby's "jokes":
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Moviebob (2018.09.22): "...I [...] find acceptable racism against whites funny [...] Nothing ACTUALLY gets in any real way harmed, but idiots piss and moan anyway. It's hilarious."

That statement alone should permanently remove Moviebob's eligibilty of using any race card.

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Burning Harry Potter books are a-okay but what will they burn next?
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Book burnings are the most peaceful of protests and I have no fucking idea what they are raging about. Trannies hold Harry Potter book burning seemingly weekly these days.

And if anyone were to be dumb enough to gift me any physical copies of any of Moviebob's books, it's being desingated as kindling.

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The Mary Sue slams Ben Shapiro. How unsurprising indeed.
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Regardless how good or bad this Ben Shapiro screenplay actually is, the odds of Shaprio's works being better-written than the entirety of Moviebob's screenplay concepts hovers microscopically below 100%.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Regardless how good or bad this Ben Shapiro screenplay actually is, the odds of Shaprio's works being better-written than the entirety of Moviebob's screenplay concepts hovers microscopically below 100%.

Shapiro also got a JD from Harvard, is married with a house, and can produce semen.

Bob got a useless media studies degree at a community college where he was on academic probation, lives in his mom’s basement as a single incel, and had diabetes.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

There was a tumblr post around 2013 going around saying that any movie showing a disabled person getting better was just fantasy and was actually harmful.

If I didn't already consider Tumblr to be far more harmful than any movie I certainly would now.

(You denigrate Heidi, Girl of the Alps at your peril, Tumblr.)

 

[Positron]

Lesser Brother had some fun with Faceapp:



How did the shoe-print get on there?

Spoiler: Aphex Twinesque horror

In the Elite part of Bahstan, parents bring kids to see Jackass.

 

[Oats12345]

The Daily Wire movie bob was talking about

Just looks like a generic lower budgeted horror movie, nothing really stands out about it from the trailer good or bad. It's doesn't look incompetent made as Pureflix movies do, so really don't get the reaction for it outside they don't like The Daily Wire and Ben Shapiro.

Also, the first movie they made was Run Hide Fight, which seems like a Die Hard clone set during a school shooting.

I think their just mad that conservatives are starting to make their own non religious content now. That and the Daily Wire promise to hire any actor who gets canceled by them.

I'm sure the Daily Wire is please that Bob is giving them more unsponsored promotion.

Also that reminds me I have to really update the Daily Wire entertainment thread.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Lesser Brother had some fun with Faceapp:
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How did the shoe-print get on there?

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Spoiler: Aphex Twinesque horror

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In the Elite part of Bahstan, parents bring kids to see Jackass.
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So is Chris going for the Jack Murphy look to lowkey confirm his cuckness?

 

[Positron]

Geopolitics:

I don't get the Fat Tony part, but I don't think China wants war. I don't know Russia.


I too would be eager to see how those Emmas With Two Moms would face real battle.

The Honkening:


Only the unevolved think package delivery is done through magic or small postal cars; the Properly Evolved know it is done by drones or Boston Dynamics robots.


Your "working class" status depends on whether you took the jab or not -- unless if you are privileged enough to work through Zoom, then you are a bona fide working class.


"Working class" is just a costume, and it supposedly gives you immunity for criticism:

If I want to spew bad opinion and want people take me seriously, I'd have a much better chance if I wear a bad wig and have my dress go spinny.

Dan Crenshaw supports Joe Rogan -- guess he's backed the wrong horse as Rogan has chickened out and apologized.



I predict this "no-fly list" will be denounced as "racist" in 6 months.

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Peter Coffin disrespect Little Mommy Greta, again!





Thunberg is a puppet with as much brain as Joe Biden, but what she regurgitated is true: climate change will likely result in epidemics occurring at "unlikely" places. I won't comment on Bobby's tinfoil hat bullshit.

Bobby's Angel Sean MacLaggan doesn't know how the stock market works:


UPenn claims their women's swimming team totally support a man flashing at them in the locker room.



Who?


Such as "transwomen are women"?


Such a grown-up response.

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Seems like The Halo Movie has girls in it. Incels took the bait and raged while Bobby laughs. Bobby also thinks Rey is "nerdy waifu Luke".


Star Wars fandom is the saddest; they even imagine there are in-fightings in Lucafilms!



The message is clear: if you join a fandom, you automatically becomes a product.

Bobby wishes The Boys didn't piss on MCU and on rainbow merchandizing:




Bobby brought up The Hunger Games out of nowhere.

Hasn't Bobby explained it already? Flashy = queer-coded. Bobby's sole remaining brain cell will overload with something more complex.

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A bigger incel than Bobby blames Gamergate for men's apprehension for lesbun threesomes.


Bobby explains customer service:

Who is Sakai?

He is generous in dispensing his business acumen, about how to make money form a dead mall:


Bobby remembers fondly the days he had to stay in his car playing Nintendo DS until the whole family were asleep:

 

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bobbo brain doesnt go beyond what if x property was in y setting
why the fuck he thinks the world needs his geopolitical hottakes

 

[Terra Pax]

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Lmao. An "awful dereliction of duty". Calm down MovieBob, at the Z-tier efag court-martial they aren't going to take away your GamerGate campaign medal or the purple checkmark from that time Lindsey Ellis shot you in the heart.

For real though. It always the little tricks like this that betray the real MovieBob below the preening smug blustering. In this case, the fanciful notion that as a critic (I'm not sure he has ever gone so far as to call himself an actual journalist) have some higher duty to vouchsafe their enlightened opinions onto the masses. The duty he failed, to the masses, was not attributing blame properly back in 2010 but partaking in bullying Megan Fox for being a wooden actress - thereby enabling the proliferation of anti-woman think.

Really encapsulates part of his world view as it being his responsibility (cross-to-bear undoubtedly in Bob's mind) to ensure that the masses are properly informed about meaningless pop culture tat.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I think a lot of people forget that underneath all that social justice posturing, Bob is an extremely creepy, sexist person himself. The way he talks about women he finds attractive goes beyond awkward or cringe. It's genuinely uncomfortable to listen to.

If you want a genuine example of what objectifying women sounds like, as in reducing women to just their sexual characteristics, even going so far as to compare them to meat or exotic commodities, ignore the bullshit on twitter. Just listen to the first minute or so of his Jennifer's Body review and the way he talks about Megan Fox.

What I think is most interesting is that the way he phrases a lot of these types of encounters in his videos and now on twitter, they're all taken from pop culture. Like his repeated fantasies of being the Last Man on Earth with various female celebrities (which would obviously guarantee that they fuck him, because of...the implication, I guess), or frat-cheering over girls making out (because softcore lesbian smooching is the hottest thing ever), or having hot celebrities feed him food (of fucking course, hit two birds with one stone, right Bob?). These were all bits you'd see in comedy movies/sitcoms from the 80s/90s, and it just comes across to me like an autist who has no real understanding of proper relationship dynamics due to having little to no personal experiences to draw from trying to act out the way that media said was okay. The irony that Moviebob then accuses gamers and other people of taking the exact same awful lessons away from media so that it warps their perceptions of what's acceptable should be lost on no one.

Honestly, that makes me wonder what Linkara really thinks of him(he follows him on twitter although so do I). He also fetisheses East Asians in that review with the whole ''because she is kinda exotic and vaguely other wordly looking so whatever the hell she is I have never seen one naked before'' comment about Daphne Aoki. I mean seriously and this guy was calling Donald Trump a racist.

Also, Movie Bob is making me more and more excited for Pattisons Batman with his tweets

 

[cypocryphy]

Of course Bob sides with the tranny and not the girls who feel very uncomfortable having to get changed with him. Such a great feminist, way to believe those women.

 

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bob hates women even more than he hates himself

 

[Toxinophile]

Speaking of wooden acting, Bob today discusses Milla Jovovich and the Resident Evil movies she stars in.

TL;DW: Bob reminds us today that he unironically likes the Resident Evil movies, even more so than the actual games. A constant point of argument Bob claims is that the standalone storyline of the movies work very well, as personally he isn't so enthusiastic about the main story in the games. In his own words, he says the game series' stories are convoluted, dumb, and at one point very racist.

I find it hypocritical that Bob will gleefully consume Resident Evil when mutilated thru Holywood's sensibilities but will cry foul when Mario is voiced by a famous celebrity. Then again, Bob most likely equates what Illumination did to Mario as heretical desecration.

 

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there is no way in hell that retardo has played the RE games

 

[Fictional Character]

there is no way in hell that retardo has played the RE games

To be fair, neither has anyone else who complained about the racism in them, since all the complaints about RE5 were about the start of the game and not the literal ooga-booga spearchucker zombies later.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I too would be eager to see how those Emmas With Two Moms would face real battle.

Bob, how many civilian casualties do you think will happen if the United States and Russia get into a war?

Your "working class" status depends on whether you took the jab or not -- unless if you are privileged enough to work through Zoom, then you are a bona fide working class.
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"I thought the virus unleashed by GQP incompetence ruined my life"

Sad to see a Thinker like Bob continuing to spread misinformation and conspiracy theories about the origin of COVID-19, I hope he doesn't get deplatformed.

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I predict this "no-fly list" will be denounced as "racist" in 6 months.

The No-Fly List, a successful complete disaster with zero due process implemented by the GQP Bush Administration. Bob salivates at the idea of another even though he never flies anywhere.

Bobby explains customer service:
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Who is Sakai?

J. Sakai, author of Settlers, a revisionist history of the United States painting it as a settler-class capitalist conspiracy to oppress racial minorities. Bob has likely been told many times by the Online Marxists he can't stop trying to dunk on to READ SETTLERS: https://readsettlers.org/

It's a fairly entertaining book if you aren't looking for a deep investigative history with strong accuracy or proper use of sources but I've always been amused that it shakes the foundations of so many people online, I guess a lot of people really do go through life thinking people have never done bad things ever or something, especially in less enlightened times and that this somehow justifies rejecting liberal democracy for endless race war while shouting Marxist slogans.

Bobby remembers fondly the days he had to stay in his car playing Nintendo DS until the whole family were asleep:
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This tweet will never be thrown in Bob's face because despite what he implies here he will never have that much money being a YouTube popular film reviewer.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

there is no way in hell that retardo has played the RE games

Can't remember if it was a movie review or a game overthinker episode, but I've seen Bob talk about RE, he has never played one in his life I guarantee it.