Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Brother Wind]

you are 40 you useless piece of shit. i was living on my own at 25 and that is old for some people

Christ you fucking stunted man child. I had a divorce under my belt at that point.

Arguably true Powerlevelling aside, I do wonder if thats the root of whats happened to culture. I hang out with sad nerds. And its amazing how a split has been forming between those who work, and provide, even if living at home, to those who just leech and mooch. Not only from their parents, but those around them.

 

[King Dead]

The future of entertainment is life-like CGI "actors":
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That top tweet is so incredibly wrong, it pales in comparison to the rest of Bobby's rambling (which I somewhat agree with, I do believe Hollywood wants to use deepfakes more for a variety of reasons). People aren't glomming onto CGI Luke because it's a thing they recognize and they're too afraid of change, they're doing so because it actually resembles the character that they remember and isn't a character assassination like Rian Johnson did in TLJ. I think Hamill did a fine job in that movie given what he had to work with, but performance is only part of it. When a character has been rewritten to shit on all of their best traits and destroy their entire arc in order to elevate their plank of wood replacement, fans are not gonna be thrilled, and anything that seems to "correct" this will be latched onto (though unless the Disney Trilogy got retconned, it doesn't matter because Luke still ends up a sad hobo anyway).

The question you should be asking is, why didn't Disney give Hamill good material that respected Luke's character to work with in the first place?

On a side note, Bob's increasing use of the "not a person" epithet made me wonder when he started doing this exactly. Twitter's search might cause some to slip through the cracks, but from what I can tell, he never used the exact phrase "not a person" until 2021 with this tweet:

(The "true fact" Bob mentions is that Samantha Bee played Sailor Moon in a Canadian stage production. In the mind of a pop culture-obsessed retard like Bob, that means she's literally Sailor Moon.)

He did the same to Tom Cotton three months later when he had the audacity to ask the Secretary of Defense about diversity training in the military:


He didn't do it again until October, and that's when he started using it on Twitter randos instead of public figures. It seems like he'll do it multiple times a day to dunk on everyone he perceives as being a bot, and then stop for a while before firing off another salvo. The thing is, none of those tweets have more engagement than any of his others, so my initial theory of "Bob incessantly repeating a thing that gave him a minute amount of popularity" seems baseless. I think he legitimately thinks he's found a very clever way to shut down anyone that promotes wrongthink, so he's going to keep on doing it until his thumbs fall off.

 

[Mr Processor]

He keeps saying it, so it's apparently the new Superah Feuchah, but if Bob Chipman, The Chippa and PotatoNiece are all persons, why would anyone aspire to be one?

Don't hurt him! He has the mind of a child!

Is Bob expecting to inherit a lot of money when his Mom dies? Because I don't see any other way for his dream to come true. It's possibly he underestimates the actual cost of cars and "living spaces" since he's been coddled for so many years. I'd guess he's in complete denial of his economic circumstances, and also his economic trajectory.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Is Bob expecting to inherit a lot of money when his Mom dies? Because I don't see any other way for his dream to come true. It's possibly he underestimates the actual cost of cars and "living spaces" since he's been coddled for so many years. I'd guess he's in complete denial of his economic circumstances, and also his economic trajectory.

If Bob had any concept of economics, he'd spend less time tweeting and more time trying to patch the holes in the swiss cheese raft of his career.

Or getting into a more lucrative and fulfilling career like grocery store clerk.

 

[BScCollateral]

If Bob had any concept of economics, he'd spend less time tweeting and more time trying to patch the holes in the swiss cheese raft of his career.

YouTube is wasted on the young, My favorite alter-media figures are almost all retired and doing it for fun.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby comments on sissy hypno:
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How long would Bobby "last" watching shemale porn?

The Working Class vs "The Wording Class".
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The difference is, of course, that the "the wording class" is absolutely dispensable and mostly despicable. Most of them deserve to be lined up against a wall anyway. Treat a working class person like shit and you'll get your comeuppance; treat a "wording class" creature like shit and an Angel get his cock snipped.

Bobby educates us more on the nature of work:
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If you are smart, you work like Bobby does -- not at all.

Trucker protests is the very example of slacktivism. Bobby probably thinks truckers aren't working class because they sit all day drinking coffee.
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John Vinals introduces a strange detour: Fedoraism:
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Don't mind the Founding Fathers: MovieBob is the guiding light of Liberty and the value of life.
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Whatever happens, Jews most involved.
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Someone points out an inconvenient fact: that much of what Bobby consooms has passed between unvaccinated hands.
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Can you still call it "shooting the messenger" if you've decided the messenger isn't even a person?

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Curiously, Bobby retweets a piece of news that shows how vaccine passports is a dumb idea.
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"Afraid of killing"? I'm sure both Bobby and Chu-chu are only too happy to kill those people -- or at least put them permanently "on their knees" -- who they think have bullied them.

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Rogan's backdown is not doing him any favors:
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Joe Rogan and The Transformers. I'm sure it is a valid analogy:
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Free Speech:
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If you don't want your kids to be groomed by pedo teachers, you might just be a non-person.
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I'd pay to see Bobby punch a trucker dad who is protesting in a PTA meeting.

But at the end of the day, Bobby and his ilk are craven cowards.
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Kevin Feige is the savior to all young visionary film-makers today:
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The use of "nigger" in Pulp Fiction.
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Bobby cares about movie fandoms than the movie themselves.
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The future of entertainment is life-like CGI "actors":
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Cartoon:
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Howard Stern
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The tweet by Amy is a reddit meme; there is no such person as trotskysbuttplug420. I'd seriously doubt any 19-year-old Canuck knows who Trotsky is anyway.

Bobby mentions (by implication) Vancouver hockey riots as an attempt to dunk on Batman. Lovely. Funny thing is, the idiots doing the rioting are all NDP and would go to a BLM riot in a heartbeat.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't get why so many leftists are seriously convinced that everyone apart from them is a Russian bot.

True AI is basically impossible, and yet these people think the Russians managed to develop it and use it to post boomer memes on Twitter.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't get why so many leftists are seriously convinced that everyone apart from them is a Russian bot.

True AI is basically impossible, and yet these people think the Russians managed to develop it and use it to post boomer memes on Twitter.

I think most leftists (except maybe our own crayon-eater thread topic exceptional individual) know full well that AI/bots aren't so advanced. It's more of a thing that bots are usually programmed to stick to a set of phrases/talking points, and if you're dealing with a bot or suspect you are, you can quickly confuse it. Bots generally don't mouth off unless they've been keyword-programmed to do so in specific instances. Bob on the other hand has been convinced that AI is so advanced, that returning certain phrases to his remarks immediately identifies a "not-a-person" AI bot. Such as, anything remotely republican-sounding, even if the account is an avowed Leftist.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Someone mentioned Bob's shitty reaction art in his videos and I remembered one other person besides Yahtzee who did the same thing in his videos, namely Metokur. In his decline of the 5th Estate video series he uses the same snooty guy, but the actual picture not a re-draw of the picture. It's at like 00:00:38 seconds in this video, the video is from 2010. Now three realities exist from this because Bob started the Big Picture around the same time in 2010: either Bob or someone at the Escapist knew of Metokur's content when he was the Internet Aristocrat, Jim copied Bob's format (I doubt it), or it was a meme like Rage Comics and I forgot it was and it was just a similar idea to use in video essays.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I think most leftists (except maybe our own crayon-eater thread topic exceptional individual) know full well that AI/bots aren't so advanced. It's more of a thing that bots are usually programmed to stick to a set of phrases/talking points, and if you're dealing with a bot or suspect you are, you can quickly confuse it. Bots generally don't mouth off unless they've been keyword-programmed to do so in specific instances. Bob on the other hand has been convinced that AI is so advanced, that returning certain phrases to his remarks immediately identifies a "not-a-person" AI bot. Such as, anything remotely republican-sounding, even if the account is an avowed Leftist.

I would LOVE to see Bob interact, in person, with the people he hates so much. The only way to actually have a chance at making it work would be to kidnap him and put one of those exploding collars from Fallout on him (Maybe 2 or 3, just to make sure it fits around his neck).

We all know he’d probably have a legit mental breakdown because his mind wouldn’t allow him to even THINK about anyone who disagrees with him as human and, assuming he doesn’t recreate Kurt Cobain’s last day afterward he’ll still do his retarded sperging on Twitter but at least we can say we traumatized an entire town by letting a fat alcoholic asshole spend the afternoon with them.

 

[BaconBoobs]

I would LOVE to see Bob interact, in person, with the people he hates so much. The only way to actually have a chance at making it work would be to kidnap him and put one of those exploding collars from Fallout on him (Maybe 2 or 3, just to make sure it fits around his neck).

We all know he’d probably have a legit mental breakdown because his mind wouldn’t allow him to even THINK about anyone who disagrees with him as human and, assuming he doesn’t recreate Kurt Cobain’s last day afterward he’ll still do his retarded sperging on Twitter but at least we can say we traumatized an entire town by letting a fat alcoholic asshole spend the afternoon with them.

Bob would not interact with the people he attacks online. He is a stereotypical internet tough guy, basically a fat sad middle aged failure of a manchild that hides behind the internet and a social media site full of children. If he had to interact with people who disagree with him in real life his counter argument would be to run the fuck away (or what ever someone that fucking fat mistakes for running).

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob would not interact with the people he attacks online. He is a stereotypical internet tough guy, basically a fat sad middle aged failure of a manchild that hides behind the internet and a social media site full of children. If he had to interact with people who disagree with him in real life his counter argument would be to run the fuck away (or what ever someone that fucking fat mistakes for running).

Lardy Retardy would be sucking down his "small amounts of McDonald's" through a straw if he tried to pull his tough guy bullshit on a real life Trump supporter.

I just love watching Booby slobbering about "I are Bob, me am tough. Me are smarterer than you Midwest stoopids!"

It's incredibly entertaining watching a fat, retarded virgin LARPing as a tough guy from the safety of his Mommy's basement.

 

[Toxinophile]

Today, Bob has "remastered" one of his 4th of July videos and released it on FUCKING FEBRUARY THE 7TH.

TL;DW:
Top ten Americans in Vidja

10. BJ Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein) "Ain't nothing more American than punching Nazis! What about Family? NOPE, it's punching Nazis."

9. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) "The actor who played her in the movies was North Carolina's own Jaime Pressly, which makes the character double American."

8. President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos) "The president fights the vice-president in giant battle mechas for supremacy? At least it's a better than the electoral college!"

7. Mario (Mario Bros.) "HE WAS KNOWN AS A PLUMBER FROM BROOKLYN IN 1990s AMERICA AND HE'S STILL KNOWN AS AN AMERICAN PUMBER TO ME!"

6. Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) "He's a villainous and right-wing extremist politician that uses superpowers to fight the hero, so all in all a pretty accurate representation."

5. Blade & Striker (Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja) "Just two bad dudes saving the president from ninjas all because of a dare."

4. Jax (Mortal Kombat) "Jax is EXTRA, EXTRA like traveling back in time to prevent slavery EXTRA."

3. Guile (Street Fighter) "For a game about racist stereotypes, he's pretty cool."

2. Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) "The best and worst of the American Dream condensed into a single wacky otaku assassin."

1. The Boss (Saints Row) "This Tabula rasa is a hilarious, glowing example of American exceptionalism and profoundly represents the classic saying that ANYONE can be an American!"

some of Bob's extra "jokes"
-The US has 50 states and we only use like, 7 of them.
-No really at least one of the States in the middle has ZERO people in them, it more or less a glorified warehouse for cans of Chef Boyardee
-Guile from street fighter inspired Johnny Bravo
-The Saints Row games are unironically funny.

Bob at this point has become The Colbert Report for movies and video games. These are the most bland, tepid, and myopic jokes I've ever heard. The kind of jokes that you would only laugh and clap at if you were exactly as much of a narcissistic, brain-dead asshole like Bob. I don't even know why Bob made this video as a top ten when half the time he's cracking jokes instead of explaining his list. It feels so arbitrary.

 

[Adamska]

Yes Brainless Bobby; editing two or three scenes means you can reupload a dead series that is the closest thing you have to a film project.

Oh wait, your cratering view count proves otherwise.

 

[The Valeyard]

4. Jax (Mortal Kombat) "Jax is EXTRA, EXTRA like traveling back in time to prevent slavery EXTRA."

For those who don’t play Mortal Kombat, Jax going back in time to end slavery turns the United States into a black ethnostate like Marvel’s Wakanda.

Quite a 180 from his alternate costume in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Today, Bob has "remastered" one of his 4th of July videos and released it on FUCKING FEBRUARY THE 7TH.

TL;DW:
Top ten Americans in Vidja

10. BJ Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein) "Ain't nothing more American than punching Nazis! What about Family? NOPE, it's punching Nazis."

9. Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) "The actor who played her in the movies was North Carolina's own Jaime Pressly, which makes the character double American."

8. President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos) "The president fights the vice-president in giant battle mechas for supremacy? At least it's a better than the electoral college!"

7. Mario (Mario Bros.) "HE WAS KNOWN AS A PLUMBER FROM BROOKLYN IN 1990s AMERICA AND HE'S STILL KNOWN AS AN AMERICAN PUMBER TO ME!"

6. Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) "He's a villainous and right-wing extremist politician that uses superpowers to fight the hero, so all in all a pretty accurate representation."

5. Blade & Striker (Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja) "Just two bad dudes saving the president from ninjas all because of a dare."

4. Jax (Mortal Kombat) "Jax is EXTRA, EXTRA like traveling back in time to prevent slavery EXTRA."

3. Guile (Street Fighter) "For a game about racist stereotypes, he's pretty cool."

2. Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) "The best and worst of the American Dream condensed into a single wacky otaku assassin."

1. The Boss (Saints Row) "This Tabula rasa is a hilarious, glowing example of American exceptionalism and profoundly represents the classic saying that ANYONE can be an American!"

some of Bob's extra "jokes"
-The US has 50 states and we only use like, 7 of them.
-No really at least one of the States in the middle has ZERO people in them, it more or less a glorified warehouse for cans of Chef Boyardee
-Guile from street fighter inspired Johnny Bravo
-The Saints Row games are unironically funny.

Bob at this point has become The Colbert Report for movies and video games. These are the most bland, tepid, and myopic jokes I've ever heard. The kind of jokes that you would only laugh and clap at if you were exactly as much of a narcissistic, brain-dead asshole like Bob. I don't even know why Bob made this video as a top ten when half the time he's cracking jokes instead of explaining his list. It feels so arbitrary.

I remember the ED page on the humanoid wombat.
It described its brand of "humor" like this: If you took the guys from Plato's Cave and showed them a MovieBob video as an example of comedy and entertainment, they'd hate the concepts and crawl back to their cave to spend their days in solitude forevermore.

And this just proves it could have the same effect on perfectly normal people exposed to a lifetime of comedy and entertainment as well.

 

[Common Shadow]

For those who don’t play Mortal Kombat, Jax going back in time to end slavery turns the United States into a black ethnostate like Marvel’s Wakanda.

Quite a 180 from his alternate costume in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
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MK died after UMK; everything after that was just a cash grab.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Does Bob know that Silent Hill and Raccoon City are both located in the United States?

(Also, does Daniel Garner from the Painkiller games have a stated nationality?)

 

[Keavy Rain]

Bob would not interact with the people he attacks online. He is a stereotypical internet tough guy, basically a fat sad middle aged failure of a manchild that hides behind the internet and a social media site full of children. If he had to interact with people who disagree with him in real life his counter argument would be to run the fuck away (or what ever someone that fucking fat mistakes for running).

That’s why we put the exploding collars (Let’s be honest, it’s going to take at least two collars to fit his fat neck) on him, so if he doesn’t wanna cooperate he doesn’t get to see his “SOOPERIYAH FOOCHAH”

 

[Belvedere]

If I were to pick the single, most reprehensible aspect of Bob's entire persona is his malicious and downright repulsive dehumanization of people who hold different opinions and views that himself.

There is something so inherently wrong and broken within a person's psyche to continually and frequently repeat time and time again the phrase: "You are not a person". It is so abhorrent how he just nonchalantly expresses this dehumanizing mantra at anyone at the drop of a hat.

And if I were to pick the single, most heartening aspect of Bob's entire persona is that I don't have to fear that he'll ever enact any of his genocidal wet dreams because he is a powerless, irrelevant alcoholic fat ass whose delusions of grandeur amount to sperging into the intellectual void that is Twitter.