Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Nucleae (sic) family is a made-up thing".
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A man whose marriage has failed can nevertheless uphold heterosexual monogamy as the highest ideal. And I'd like to ask "Mac" and other respondents of Bobby what brings them happiness (apart from covid vaccines and seeing conservatives suffer.)

The honks go on:
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The Canadian convoy paves the road for the inevitable world domination of Boston Dynamics.
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I'm not interested in Zhang Yimou so no comment.

Nymphomachy loves some attention:
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They refuse to denounce the riots because they support it. They see rioting and looting as ways to flex their power and get what they want and believe the rioters are on their side.

When the left riots it's allies who are fighting the good fight, only do what's necessary for the cause and would never hurt anyone on purpose, but if they do they deserved it.

When the right riots it's scary, dangerous terrorists who inevitably will go too far, cannot be controlled, and will murder if given the chance.

And vice versa for the right.
A lot of people don't have principles, only allegiances. "Riots are the voice of the unheard, I believe this because everyone on My Team says so" never comes into conflict with "Jan 6 was worse than 10 Holocausts because everyone on My Team says so" because they don't ever actually think about these things. They just make sure to rep their team jersey.
 
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Seeing Bob's trends in arguments he never comes with his own stuff, "GQP", etc. Do you know if any one of his senpais used the "you're a bot" insult and he immediatelly started using it as his own?
Dismissing people as "bots" is a fairly common leftist Twitter insult after the "Russian bots" claim during 2016.
 
I call bullshit. Not to powerlevel too much, but someone in my extended family is actually immunocompromised and has been fine. She's also in her 80's. Unless this hypothetical person is 600lb and asthmatic (which could actually be true) she has nothing to worry about.
 
Damn, imagine if a BLM protestor burnt a man to death inside a building

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But the man inside was probably a midwestern fascist who had to die for the superior future(tm)

Pretty sure it was another rioter peaceful protester, in fact. Doesn't make the sentence any less bullshit.

Has Bob ever mentioned the loss of Uncle Hugo's Used Books? A hell of a lot more was lost than "a Wendy's," but the enlightened Kiwis on this thread know that. I suppose Bob's never brought it up because he's functionally illiterate.
 
What "restrictions" does Bob think are in place in the world outside Boston "burning house"?

Forgot my masks were drying on the oven handle, went in the grocery store anyway, nothing happened and half the customers weren't wearing them anyway. Only a few places like this store still request them with a sign, only like two places I go require them by policy and will tell you to leave without one. It was a "law" (not even an executive order under emergency shit, really a recommendation by the Democratic Governor and people followed it because businesses requested you do) for a few months back in 2020 in this Biden voting and two Democratic Senators state.

Canada's obviously different, and the trucker thing started as a specific protest against a specific requirement for vaccination to cross the border, but Bob really has no clue what even those he considers "people" are doing. Two Democratic Governors (Polis of Colorado and Murphy of New Jersey*) have literally tweeted (so it happened in Bob's world) that mask requirements (along with most still lingering restrictions) are dumb and they're done with them.

*To the anger of the Zero COVID Cult on Twitter, have a few:
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Pretty sure it was another rioter peaceful protester, in fact. Doesn't make the sentence any less bullshit.

Has Bob ever mentioned the loss of Uncle Hugo's Used Books? A hell of a lot more was lost than "a Wendy's," but the enlightened Kiwis on this thread know that. I suppose Bob's never brought it up because he's functionally illiterate.
If he was aware, he never mentioned it on Twitter, much like John Flynt didn't as I discussed over on his thread.

But even if he did know of it, he wouldn't have tweeted about it. Doing more thinking about it after I made that post, I realized that the SocJus hivemind wouldn't have forgiven anyone for bemoaning the pointless destruction of thousands of classic books at the height of the St. Floyd of Fentanyl riots. They'd screech about how you care more about property than every pee-oh-see life extinguished at the hands of the huwhite supremacist police, and force you to recant your position that hey, maybe burning down a bookstore isn't the best method of protest. I remember seeing plenty of tweets along those lines; similarly, I remember a bunch of Covidian tweets yelling about how people care more about businesses than people's lives when they dared to say that maybe shutting down the economy over a cold was a bad idea.

It goes beyond simple destruction too, of which there was a lot more than "a Wendy's" as you said. Not only were a lot of businesses destroyed, but police were hamstrung by lowered budgets and reduced morale, which made previously safe areas much less so. This in turn had a negative impact on other businesses, many of which had to shut down permanently. And that's without getting into things like the idiotic "bail reform" laws that turn the criminal justice system into a revolving door, where criminals just walk out the door and do more crime. Or how San Francisco keeps losing businesses because looters can just walk in, pull anything off the shelves, and walk out without being arrested. The knock-on effects of these actions will continue to have lasting effects for years to come, and despite how some cities have had to walk back some of their anti-cop rhetoric and restore police funding they cut, the damage has already been done.

Bob has to keep downplaying the level of destruction as "a Wendy's burned down." He literally has no other option. To admit that more was lost would mean admitting that the chuds have a point, and Bob simply can't allow that.
What "restrictions" does Bob think are in place in the world outside Boston "burning house"?

Forgot my masks were drying on the oven handle, went in the grocery store anyway, nothing happened and half the customers weren't wearing them anyway. Only a few places like this store still request them with a sign, only like two places I go require them by policy and will tell you to leave without one. It was a "law" (not even an executive order under emergency shit, really a recommendation by the Democratic Governor and people followed it because businesses requested you do) for a few months back in 2020 in this Biden voting and two Democratic Senators state.

Canada's obviously different, and the trucker thing started as a specific protest against a specific requirement for vaccination to cross the border, but Bob really has no clue what even those he considers "people" are doing. Two Democratic Governors (Polis of Colorado and Murphy of New Jersey*) have literally tweeted (so it happened in Bob's world) that mask requirements (along with most still lingering restrictions) are dumb and they're done with them.

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In my area, we haven't had mandates for about a year now, and as soon as they were dropped, I quit wearing a mask entirely. It took some time for others to do the same, likely because of social pressure being too high for them. Nobody likes to stand out in a crowd, and when everyone else is still masked up, you don't want to be the only one not to. Still, things improved over time, and slowly people shed their masks. These days, I'd estimate maybe 10-20% of people still mask up, and they're overwhelmingly boomers. I have not been asked to wear a mask at all since then except for my local comic shop, which I put up with because I like the owner and don't want to upset him. I feel he'll probably be done with it soon too.

I'd argue that most people were done with the pandemic last year when even the dreaded Delta variant proved to be pretty much a nothingburger, to say nothing of OmIcrOn. It's pretty much just the serially-online lefties that are still living in fear of a literal cold. I mean, look at all those histrionics on display in your post: overstating the efficacy of masks (I got the coof when I was masking up everywhere, and in the time since dropping it I haven't been sick once despite being in public plenty), whinging about the "immunocompromised" (aka deathfats that ate themselves into the betus (I know, some have a legit issue, but plenty of them have gotten over the coof just fine)), conflating transmission with severity, blind faith in the statistics they've been fed, and hyperbolic "neverending nightmare" statements.

Meanwhile, in the real world, you wouldn't even know a "pandemic" was happening, barring the occasional mask you might see. They're living in an alternate reality that they can't escape from. Can't say I'm going to miss them.
 
MK died after UMK; everything after that was just a cash grab.
My favorite Mortal Kombat is whichever one ended up in modders swapping character models:


I don't know what's better, demon-horse-riding alien from the Quan Chi swap or cigar-smoking alien from the Jax swap.

Only Bob (or a moronic journalist) could see a story that can be summed up as "Some truckers tried to seal the doors and burn down my building so I went to bed and didn't tell anyone until the next day." and believe it.

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Yep, let's just load that container onto the back of a Prius, it'll be fine.
 
"Nucleae (sic) family is a made-up thing".
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A man whose marriage has failed can nevertheless uphold heterosexual monogamy as the highest ideal. And I'd like to ask "Mac" and other respondents of Bobby what brings them happiness (apart from covid vaccines and seeing conservatives suffer.)
What Moviebob says here is "Americans should do what brings them [the] most happiness and prosperity on their terms". What he really means is "Americans should be forced into doing what makes my life more convenient on my terms becuase I deserve a superiaa fyuuchaa".



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Moviebob, 2022.02.02: "All I see [with truck drivers protesting mask mandates] is a bunch of douchebags actively trying to make me feel less and less bad about how soon a lot of these machines will drive themselves."

So, yeah. Fuck you, Moviebob!

I don't take political advice from film critics, thankyouvery much. And I sure as hell will never take political advice from Moviebob, a film critic who never mattered in the first place.

For someone who repeately talks about braininess, Moviebob clearly demonstrates his complete lack of it. Granted, not re-entering a burning building makes sense under many circumstances. But what if not everybody person and animal that's living in that building isn't accounted for once you escape? Would you rather go back in and rescue them, or would you rather stay outside and let them fend for themselves? And, besides, don't firefighters enter burning buildings when situations deem necessary?

Again, I say this from the bottom of my heart...
FUCK YOU, MOVIEBOB!



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Given that Moviebob is repeatedly talking about replacing famers with robots, as well as getting rid of truck drivers and deivery workers in favor of self-driving vehicles (as cited above), Bob is most definitely not pro-worker.



Neither is Moviebob. As long as Bob continues his "you're not a person" bullshit, I will treat him as the sentient, human-shaped pile of shit he actually is.
 
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Conversely my state is trying to double down on masks again and has since January. I kind of despise the homunculus with the tiny penis and delusions of dictatorship that's running it.

Vaccines don't work for this bug or they do and we don't need masks anymore. One or the other you stupid fuckers. Only moviebob could perfectly do doublethink, and that's purely because he doesn't think about anything.
 
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Top ten Americans in Vidja

10. BJ Blazkowicz (Wolfenstein) "Ain't nothing more American than punching Nazis! What about Family? NOPE, it's punching Nazis."
pretty sure, given his name and the historical period, he was a first-generation Polish immigrant who lived in Bob's hated midwest
(Tom Hall, lead designer of Wolfenstein 3D, is from Wisconsin, which has the largest Polish-American population in the US - about 9% - and Commander Keen, implied to be Blazkowicz's grandson and loosely based on a young Tom Hall, usually wears a Green Bay Packers shirt)
also, joining somebody else's army to continue the fight after your country's been occupied was something an awful lot of Polish and Czech men did in World War II; many of them joined the RAF and fought in the Battle of Britain, so it's quite believable that a Polish-American army officer would volunteer for high-risk commando duty in Nazi Germany out of patriotric pride for the motherland
 
A lot of people don't have principles, only allegiances. "Riots are the voice of the unheard, I believe this because everyone on My Team says so" never comes into conflict with "Jan 6 was worse than 10 Holocausts because everyone on My Team says so" because they don't ever actually think about these things. They just make sure to rep their team jersey.
If a building was torched then by their standard it's "mostly peaceful". It's only when you sit in Nancy Pelosi's chair that it becomes terrorism.
 
Dismissing people as "bots" is a fairly common leftist Twitter insult after the "Russian bots" claim during 2016.
He's not dismissing them as bots, that was just some lame cover he used once IIRC. It's the natural evolution of his original "Who are you/I don't even know who you are" that was his previous go-to. He's literally saying that they are not human-beings because he's a would-be violent nutcase.

I really wish Bob would go on a trip to Lisbon.
 
He's not dismissing them as bots, that was just some lame cover he used once IIRC. It's the natural evolution of his original "Who are you/I don't even know who you are" that was his previous go-to. He's literally saying that they are not human-beings because he's a would-be violent nutcase.

I really wish Bob would go on a trip to Lisbon.
The only people Bob "knows" are his family, e-celebs he thirsts for like Lindsay, and Hollywood actors. It should be a mark of honor for Bob to not know who you are.
 
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It goes beyond simple destruction too, of which there was a lot more than "a Wendy's" as you said. Not only were a lot of businesses destroyed, but police were hamstrung by lowered budgets and reduced morale, which made previously safe areas much less so. This in turn had a negative impact on other businesses, many of which had to shut down permanently. And that's without getting into things like the idiotic "bail reform" laws that turn the criminal justice system into a revolving door, where criminals just walk out the door and do more crime. Or how San Francisco keeps losing businesses because looters can just walk in, pull anything off the shelves, and walk out without being arrested. The knock-on effects of these actions will continue to have lasting effects for years to come, and despite how some cities have had to walk back some of their anti-cop rhetoric and restore police funding they cut, the damage has already been done.

Oh believe me, I know. I live in one of the Blue Hells Bob and his idiot brother admire most, and while NYC didn't get put to the torch, it suffered enormous damage. I have a cop buddy who compared being in his precinct during the Floyd Riots to being a Rohirrim fighter at Helm's Deep. Windows were broken all up and down 5th Avenue. The general decline of law and order has led to multiple cops getting shot (and, maybe unsurprisingly, a severe lack of sympathy from people who used to be big NYPD supporters because of the way they've enforced the idiot mandates). At this point the only thing you can do is get out, if at all possible. Sheltered in momma's basement (or, I suppose, his childhood bedroom), Bob will never, ever grasp how bad the real world is, and if you subjected him to it he'd shrivel up into a quivering ball of fat and denial.
 
I had to double back to this one:
Yep, let's just load that container onto the back of a Prius, it'll be fine.
Bob is blisteringly ignorant of the problems facing the trucking industry. It was already bad pre-coof, with various trucking companies having shortages of drivers, and the coof only made that shortage worse. I'd imagine it was more stressful for truckers during the height of the coof as more and more people bought shit online since they were stuck at home, adding to the workload.

And no, you can't just get "someone else" to drive them. The process of becoming a trucker is not insurmountable, but it does take time. According to the FMCSA website, you'll need to get your commercial learner's permit first, which involves a driving record check over the last ten years across all 50 states, as well as requiring associated medical paperwork and fees. Then, you'll need to complete entry-level driving training, both theory and behind-the-wheel. Only after completing training and having your permit for 14 days can you then take your license skills test, which you have to pass to get your license (and probably pay more fees). And then, depending on state, you might have to wait for them to mail you your license before you can start trucking.

So bare minimum, you're looking at two weeks to get a new trucker up to speed. Here's the kicker: notice how that chart in the tweet shows just how much of society breaks down after one week of stopped trucks. Even if you somehow managed to get enough newbies to replace the truckers on strike, you'd still have massive supply chain disruptions that would probably take months to clear up, to say nothing of the potential issues of thousands of greenhorns on the roads.

And what "alternate conveyance" does Bob think exists? There are a lot of railroads, but they don't go everywhere, and it's not like you can just drop off a container car wherever you feel like. Airplanes can travel to more places, but that would be ridiculously expensive and could not replace trucks as a whole. And don't even get me started on boats.

Finally, I know he didn't mention it this time, but since he has in the past: no, Bob, robo-trucks aren't going to be a thing anytime soon. It's bad enough when a Tesla autopilot rams into a bollard at high speed, can you even imagine what would happen if an entire convoy of robo-trucks careened into oncoming traffic?

This fat fuck is just so monumentally stupid. He's so ensconced in his bubble of smug superiority that he can't even see how retarded he truly is.
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Oh believe me, I know. I live in one of the Blue Hells Bob and his idiot brother admire most, and while NYC didn't get put to the torch, it suffered enormous damage. I have a cop buddy who compared being in his precinct during the Floyd Riots to being a Rohirrim fighter at Helm's Deep. Windows were broken all up and down 5th Avenue. The general decline of law and order has led to multiple cops getting shot (and, maybe unsurprisingly, a severe lack of sympathy from people who used to be big NYPD supporters because of the way they've enforced the idiot mandates). At this point the only thing you can do is get out, if at all possible. Sheltered in momma's basement (or, I suppose, his childhood bedroom), Bob will never, ever grasp how bad the real world is, and if you subjected him to it he'd shrivel up into a quivering ball of fat and denial.
I'll send a prayer to Kali for you.
 
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