Lenin is the layup here. This tweet, if genuine, has big "instead we will simply say he is an enemy of the people" energy. That said, I do have my doubts about it's authenticity: the spelling and grammar appear correct, and it's a series of concise sentences in contrast to Bob's typical run-on sprawl and tendency to stretch one banal thought across half a dozen tweets in a fatuous attempt to look like an intellectual.
If it helps, I
autistically did a character count, and assuming I didn't mess up, I got 277. Just barely under the line for a single tweet, but using just about every character he was allotted.
At least I know I'm not
that autistic.
It's also sad that this is how Bob views entertainment: if it can't be reduced to an X + Y - Z equation, it's not worth thinking about. He needs everything to be safe and formulaic, nothing to challenge his smoothbrain, no complex characters or gray motivations. Any sort of artistry doesn't factor into his enjoyment of a piece of entertainment, it's just "I recognize pattern therefore I smart."
Also, if the reactions from the Star Wars thread are any indication, The Book of Blorba Fatt is an atrocious waste of everyone's time, the definition of spinning wheels because Mando S3 got delayed and shitting on Boba in the process, just like everything else Disney produces. The real equation is more like, (Legacy Character - Accomplishments - Positive Traits) + ("Diverse" Replacement + Everything Good from Legacy Character) + Quippy Bullshit.
I don't know what Blobbo is trying to say here. While each movie in the M:I franchise is more or less standalone, it's clear that they started introducing additional long-term story elements pretty early on (it's been a while, but I'd like to say the third movie). So yeah, obviously some of it is going to matter if they're aiming to reach a story conclusion.
I recall that Bob always has a stick up his ass about the M:I series, and I honestly don't know why. They're fun spy movies that haven't been bogged down in depressing bullshit like the Daniel Craig Bond movies, and Cruise's stuntwork is
legitimately impressive. I'd rather have a passion project from a crazy Scientologist than the generic garbage Disney churns out every month.