Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I'm not sure if he even plays the 3D Marios, and I bet he hated the N64 since it focused a lot of dark FPS games.

At least he bought and presumably played the remake, so no hard feelings.

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Not even the NYC mayor is keen on keeping workers out of the office. He should consult Bobby about how the economy works.

Why is "work from home" = Democrat?

The American Child Love Union is suing somebody again:



Everyone knows what are Jesus, guns, and babies. All of them are real and and many people care about them.
Peacemaker, Adebayo, and Vigilante are not real, and none but overgrown children care about them.

How about the Proud Boys?




The blue-voters are projecting their incest fantasy on Ben Shapiro, of all people.




Bobby's Angels.

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Sandnigger found a way to extend the fun.

This has to be a sexual innuendo but I can't figure it out.

 

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those fucking mongoloid eyes man

 

[Force and Character]

Bobby has seen (or rather, can name) a lot of ultra-gory films, yet he doesn't have the guts to see this.
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I note in passing that the stuffed elephant is called "Cutie".

What's this, the tough fighting man from the mean streets of Boston is scared of cartoon puppets? Someone should tell Bob that moral outrage over a children's video game doesn't suit a hard-boiled badass like him at all.

 

[TowinKarz]

"Urban Economies are Resiliant!"

As Mayors are begging people to rent out the acres of abandoned/unused retail/office space, plead to wear a mask and get double-jabbed so you can eat at their overpriced restaurants and bars that overlook nothing but empty stores and empty offices, and they have been saying this for at least the last 8 months or so...... becasue thanks to just one year of lockdown-mania, they now face billion-dollar budget shortfalls, and no matter how many times they hit the "ON" button, the stuff they shut down (and broke when it refused to shut down) isn't turning back on.

The only thing resilient in a modern urban setting are the homeless.

 

[Adamska]

What's this, the tough fighting man from the mean streets of Boston is scared of cartoon puppets? Someone should tell Bob that moral outrage over a children's video game doesn't suit a hard-boiled badass like him at all.

He's so desperate to pretend he knows shit even as fighting a stuffed toy made him cry in babybrained pain. Look at those conveniently talked a lot about around circle films he so happens to conveniently have seen when you KNOW he never has. He's never seen any of those films.

So even when outing how mentally feeble and chickenshit he is, he has to again desperately pretend he's not a crayon eating retard with basic bitch examples.

Probably should've added the eye gore scene from Fulci's Zombi as well. You know, to firm up how much of a fraud he is.

 

[The tired cat]

Bobby has seen (or rather, can name) a lot of ultra-gory films, yet he doesn't have the guts to see this.
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I note in passing that the stuffed elephant is called "Cutie".

Just ghosts jumping at you? Bob, wanna tell that to Silent Hill, Evil Within 1-2, Resident Evil just a few examples?

 

[Mola Ram]

Not even the NYC mayor is keen on keeping workers out of the office. He should consult Bobby about how the economy works.

This fucking mongoloid.

Bob, do you seriously think that you can just retrofit high end office space on the fly to anything? Let's say Jaclyn the Etsy Seller decides to set up a boutique in NYC. How will she afford the rent for what used to be a Deutsche Bank corner suite? How does the landlord recoup his losses from having to charge vastly reduced rent for mid-to-top shelf real estate? Do you have the faintest idea how much anything costs in NYC, even the outer boroughs? And what about the Obsolescents who keep the city running? Or do you think your beloved baristas, data entry drones, and do-nothing new media scavengers are capable of maintaining the hundreds of toilets in 1 World Trade Center?

Mind you, this is before the ghastly inflation inflicted by your friends on the Right Side of History. And it ignores the cascading effect: lower-paid workers = restaurants and other daily business losing money = ongoing collapse of your beloved hive city. The numbers for NYC's cultural life are appalling. People aren't eating, people are just starting to go out again to the theatre, and attendance across the board is sluggish.

Oh, and let's not forget the abattoir of violent crime that only seems to be getting worse. That there is one big reason a lot of NYers don't care to commute anymore. But AOC said it's just because they cut off the child tax credit, so I'm sure it's just the bottom dwelling right wingers making a stink over nothing.

Everything is so easy from your basement dwelling, isn't it, Bob? If only they'd listen to you. You love these disgusting overcrowded cities so much! They're so resilient! So SUPERIOR! Nothing can stop their sprawl across the world, except those dang dirty deplorables.

It's astonishing how unaware he is that he knows nothing. Like, fucking nothing. He hasn't the faintest clue how the real world works, he is incapable of making a cost/benefit analysis, and as someone else pointed out above he gives you a blank sneer if you mention unintended consequences. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so appalling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Let's say Jaclyn the Etsy Seller decides to set up a boutique in NYC. How will she afford the rent for what used to be a Deutsche Bank corner suite? How does the landlord recoup his losses from having to charge vastly reduced rent for mid-to-top shelf real estate?

Easy (in Robert’s imagination): The government will force the landlord to accept pennies on the dollar of the market rent. How landlords recover isn’t Robert’s concern since he believes any property owner is, by definition, a white supremacist who deserves to starve to death in the streets. He’s going easy on them by only removing their livelihoods!

 

[DaBigBopper]

There's something very satisfying about knowing that Bob enjoys things the wrong way. Like he fundamentally doesn't understand shit and has some cognitive dissonance when a creator of some media explains something. Please tell me if Bob ever tries to explain Gundam to someone, the fat fuck cannot help, but act like he's an expert on everything. It might be series to sell kit models, but it's the only Scifi series that gets space autism the way I like it. Knowing Bob he'd be stuck on Ghiren (who did nothing wrong) being an elitist, but also liking Hitler.

 

[Meriasek]

Bobby's dumb enough to think that Red Folk (tm) are nothing but cockroaches, but also "smart" enough to know that cockroaches can't be killed without constant extermination measures (and even then we never get them all)

Whether he chose his metaphor with an eye towards justifying extermination at a later date, or just "lucked" into one that follows his own twisted logic? It's academic.

End result: he's aware MAGAland won't die if left on their own, that's why he argues they need killed off instead, and makes that proclimation like it's the most sane and rational conclusion one could come to.

He's very careful about never posting any explicit genocide fantasies. He wants them all dead, but not by killing them, just by not allowing them to live and survive. He's very anal about semantics, so while he'd publically claim to not be into holocausting MAGA trash, he'd be all for holodomoring them.

 

[ChampFantana]

those fucking mongoloid eyes man

The lights are on, but nobody's home. Lardo Retardo has no ability to think.

His lone brain cell is stuck in an endlessly repeating loop of "Gas the Mayghouls, Me Likum Lesbuns, I Are Boston Tuff Guy, You Not Person Are, Me Am Smart, and Dem Good, Repub Bad!" Rinse and repeat as necessary.

He's a diaper-shitting retard, and his impotent tard-raging is funnier than anything Hollywood has made in 15+ years.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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This fucking mongoloid.

Bob, do you seriously think that you can just retrofit high end office space on the fly to anything? Let's say Jaclyn the Etsy Seller decides to set up a boutique in NYC. How will she afford the rent for what used to be a Deutsche Bank corner suite? How does the landlord recoup his losses from having to charge vastly reduced rent for mid-to-top shelf real estate? Do you have the faintest idea how much anything costs in NYC, even the outer boroughs? And what about the Obsolescents who keep the city running? Or do you think your beloved baristas, data entry drones, and do-nothing new media scavengers are capable of maintaining the hundreds of toilets in 1 World Trade Center?

Mind you, this is before the ghastly inflation inflicted by your friends on the Right Side of History. And it ignores the cascading effect: lower-paid workers = restaurants and other daily business losing money = ongoing collapse of your beloved hive city. The numbers for NYC's cultural life are appalling. People aren't eating, people are just starting to go out again to the theatre, and attendance across the board is sluggish.

Oh, and let's not forget the abattoir of violent crime that only seems to be getting worse. That there is one big reason a lot of NYers don't care to commute anymore. But AOC said it's just because they cut off the child tax credit, so I'm sure it's just the bottom dwelling right wingers making a stink over nothing.

Everything is so easy from your basement dwelling, isn't it, Bob? If only they'd listen to you. You love these disgusting overcrowded cities so much! They're so resilient! So SUPERIOR! Nothing can stop their sprawl across the world, except those dang dirty deplorables.

It's astonishing how unaware he is that he knows nothing. Like, fucking nothing. He hasn't the faintest clue how the real world works, he is incapable of making a cost/benefit analysis, and as someone else pointed out above he gives you a blank sneer if you mention unintended consequences. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so appalling.

Well, everything works out in movies. Therefore, everything will be fine in real life.

Personally I'm just glad we're moving away from cities being necessary as more and more people are able to work remotely. Less people needing to stress about making rent because they can live in a cheaper area means a better lifestyle overall.

He's very careful about never posting any explicit genocide fantasies. He wants them all dead, but not by killing them, just by not allowing them to live and survive. He's very anal about semantics, so while he'd publically claim to not be into holocausting MAGA trash, he'd be all for holodomoring them.

Yep, just like how he never admits he views women as fuck holes who should cook and clean for him and then shut the fuck up. That won't get him any pussy, so he has to pretend he respects them. It hasn't worked so far, because the mask slips when he talks about Republican women, but he's certain it'll work eventually.

 

[TowinKarz]

He's very careful about never posting any explicit genocide fantasies. He wants them all dead, but not by killing them, just by not allowing them to live and survive. He's very anal about semantics, so while he'd publically claim to not be into holocausting MAGA trash, he'd be all for holodomoring them.

He probably thinks walling a person up into a cell without food or water a la Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontidallo isn't actually murder since you didn't kill them..... I mean, they were alive when you last saw them, right?

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

I am so sick of these fat fucks like Bob and Vito who are so vehemently pro-vaccine when they explicitly hate those resistant to it and wish death upon them, especially Bob. You obviously want these people to die and believe they are holding humanity back, but why are you nagging them to “save” themselves? If they were honest you wouldn’t care and actually want them to not get jabbed but the actual reason you are so pro-vaccine is entirely self-interested and they’re too much of a faggot to be open about that. You never gave a shit about your health until now because the government can’t step in and fuck with everyone else’s life to keep you from stuffing your face, but they can with Covid. Fuck these people.

 

[Fictional Character]

He probably thinks walling a person up into a cell without food or water a la Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontidallo isn't actually murder since you didn't kill them..... I mean, they were alive when you last saw them, right?

Murder is only bad when you murder Bad Targets, obviously, but many of the Properly Evolved Democrats aren't ready for this truth.

 

[Mola Ram]

I am so sick of these fat fucks like Bob and Vito who are so vehemently pro-vaccine when they explicitly hate those resistant to it and wish death upon them, especially Bob. You obviously want these people to die and believe they are holding humanity back, but why are you nagging them to “save” themselves? If they were honest you wouldn’t care and actually want them to not get jabbed but the actual reason you are so pro-vaccine is entirely self-interested and they’re too much of a faggot to be open about that. You never gave a shit about your health until now because the government can’t step in and fuck with everyone else’s life to keep you from stuffing your face, but they can with Covid. Fuck these people.

Because at this point it's not really a vaccine. It's a loyalty oath. Like the mask, it's a marker of whether or not you support the regime.

 

[glib]

I am so sick of these fat fucks like Bob and Vito who are so vehemently pro-vaccine when they explicitly hate those resistant to it and wish death upon them, especially Bob. You obviously want these people to die and believe they are holding humanity back, but why are you nagging them to “save” themselves? If they were honest you wouldn’t care and actually want them to not get jabbed but the actual reason you are so pro-vaccine is entirely self-interested and they’re too much of a faggot to be open about that. You never gave a shit about your health until now because the government can’t step in and fuck with everyone else’s life to keep you from stuffing your face, but they can with Covid. Fuck these people.

They need to be good guys. If you reject the good guys you are a bad guy.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Because at this point it's not really a vaccine. It's a loyalty oath. Like the mask, it's a marker of whether or not you support the regime.

Yeah but they will never admit that

 

[Neko GF]

I am so sick of these fat fucks like Bob and Vito who are so vehemently pro-vaccine when they explicitly hate those resistant to it and wish death upon them, especially Bob. You obviously want these people to die and believe they are holding humanity back, but why are you nagging them to “save” themselves? If they were honest you wouldn’t care and actually want them to not get jabbed but the actual reason you are so pro-vaccine is entirely self-interested and they’re too much of a faggot to be open about that. You never gave a shit about your health until now because the government can’t step in and fuck with everyone else’s life to keep you from stuffing your face, but they can with Covid. Fuck these people.

This image flashes through my head anytime Robert complains about the Wu-Flu:


Like, he and Vito the pedo got more serious health issues outside of a virus with a tiny death rate.

 

[Positron]

Combo whiteknighting -- defending AOC and criminal chimpanzees in one post. Smooth move!

It is the store's fault for not having insurance. It is the store's fault for not hiring enough staff. It is the government's fault for allowing childhood poverty. It is everyone else's fault but it is never the NIGGER'S fault.

Urban votes simply matter more because urbanites are more Properly Evolved.



What a load of ballocks from David Roberts. Can I claim rural votes simply matter more because contryside dwellers are more God-fearing?

Nazi workers:


The Laptop Class understands the manual workers, but not vice-versa. Also must white-knight Angel.




It must hurt that Peter Coffin claims the moral high ground rather than you.

"Human person". Ha ha, very funny.



Believe. Believe men have no athletic advantages over women.



James Leedham's argument presupposes a rational actor, which trannies aren't. Many of them (including world champion in women cycling Rhys McKinnon) are motivated by terminal misogyny. At any rate the motivation argument is a red herring: no matter why the troon trooned out, he should not be competing in women's sports. And yes: we now have firm evidence that Bobby wants to troon out kids, to make TransCuties (archive).




This radiant Angel, Matthew Wilkins, has his own KF thread.

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Batman


DCEU takes a page from MCU and brings out characters nobody gives a fuck:

Apparently not ACAB.



Someone disrespects James Gunn:


Grindhouse gets political:


Uncharted movie review: