Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So...I was curious as to what "gender-based online violence" even was and it's just people saying mean things to women on twitter. The impetus of this "study" was Tucker calling out some twat reporter who was sad because she got bullied.

This is the definition that "she" linked to.

https://healtheducationresources.unesco.org/library/documents/gender-based-violence-online

The real message is not that if someone says something stupid and entitled it draws attention. The real message is that any criticism of women leads to gender-based online violence. This only applies if she's on the right side of the aisle.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Combo whiteknighting -- defending AOC and criminal chimpanzees in one post. Smooth move!
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It is the store's fault for not having insurance. It is the store's fault for not hiring enough staff. It is the government's fault for allowing childhood poverty. It is everyone else's fault but it is never the NIGGER'S fault.

Urban votes simply matter more because urbanites are more Properly Evolved.
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What a load of ballocks from David Roberts. Can I claim rural votes simply matter more because contryside dwellers are more God-fearing?

Nazi workers:
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The Laptop Class understands the manual workers, but not vice-versa. Also must white-knight Angel.
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It must hurt that Peter Coffin claims the moral high ground rather than you.
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"Human person". Ha ha, very funny.

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Believe. Believe men have no athletic advantages over women.
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James Leedham's argument presupposes a rational actor, which trannies aren't. Many of them (including world champion in women cycling Rhys McKinnon) are motivated by terminal misogyny. At any rate the motivation argument is a red herring: no matter why the troon trooned out, he should not be competing in women's sports. And yes: we now have firm evidence that Bobby wants to troon out kids, to make TransCuties (archive).

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This radiant Angel, Matthew Wilkins, has his own KF thread.

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Batman
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DCEU takes a page from MCU and brings out characters nobody gives a fuck:
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Apparently not ACAB.

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Someone disrespects James Gunn:
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Grindhouse gets political:
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Uncharted movie review:
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Tom King is one of the worst writers I've seen in comics, which is impressive, because mainstream comics attract shit writers like nothing else. So of course Bob pretends to be a fan.

Urban vs Rural is a retarded way to decide worth. I've lived in both. There are idiots aplenty in both. The whole country folk are all dumb hicks is something that any rational person grows out of by the time they're like... 10.
Are you smarter because you crammed yourself like a sardine in a can into a disgusting urban sprawl that reeks of piss and the homeless? Who knows, I'm just a dumb hick out in the boonies enjoying the low cost of living and open spaces.

 

[make_it_so]

There's something very satisfying about knowing that Bob enjoys things the wrong way. Like he fundamentally doesn't understand shit and has some cognitive dissonance when a creator of some media explains something. Please tell me if Bob ever tries to explain Gundam to someone, the fat fuck cannot help, but act like he's an expert on everything. It might be series to sell kit models, but it's the only Scifi series that gets space autism the way I like it. Knowing Bob he'd be stuck on Ghiren (who did nothing wrong) being an elitist, but also liking Hitler.

Bob seemed to be getting excited for an upcoming Netflix Gundam series, even though as far as I can tell he's never mentioned it before or indicated he knows anything about the franchise. Like I said then, he probably only has a surface level knowledge of Gundam (just like everything else) who only knows "SPACE NAZIS!!!" and "OMG GIANT ROBOTS AND 'SPLOSIONS!" Because again, he's a mentally and emotionally immature brainlet. I bet if you made him sit down and watch Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket, he'd declare it to be the worst of the series because "it doesn't have enough robot fights!" or "they spend too much time on that stupid kid!"

 

[TerminalTryHard]

So when Bob tries to pretend he knows anything about Gundam which series do you guys think he'll reference? Wing? G Gundam? The OG?

 

[BaconBoobs]

So when Bob tries to pretend he knows anything about Gundam which series do you guys think he'll reference? Wing? G Gundam? The OG?

Bob is that much of a retard he would confuse Giant Robo with Gundam.

 

[Mr Processor]

He's very careful about never posting any explicit genocide fantasies. He wants them all dead, but not by killing them, just by not allowing them to live and survive. He's very anal about semantics, so while he'd publically claim to not be into holocausting MAGA trash, he'd be all for holodomoring them.

He has let his hate out in a few posts he ended up having to delete. Here he's calling for Europe to invade Britain because of Brexit.

Not sure why he felt the need to acknowledge it and say, "Yeah, I said that," but now at least his admission is preserved https://archive.fo/3DGBf

 

[BaconBoobs]

He has let his hate out in a few posts he ended up having to delete. Here he's calling for Europe to invade Britain because of Brexit.
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Not sure why he felt the need to acknowledge it and say, "Yeah, I said that," but now at least his admission is preserved https://archive.fo/3DGBf

Does Bob know how scary the Bong's nukes are? They are not the most powerful but their accuracy is apparently fucking disturbing. They could fire one at what ever family member's house Bob is squatting in guide it through a fucking window down the stairs into the basement and ram it right up that fat fucks ass.

EU was never going to start shit with the Bongs.

 

[JayHarrison]

Fat people of either sex, and people who look old for their ages, regularly get laid. Bobby can't because he can't help giving out creepy incel vibes out of desperation.

Not only that, but Moviebob has a face for radio and a voice that only the completely deaf can tolerate.

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Greenwald:
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Homogenization also aplies to the realization of "HOLY SHIT! MOVIEBOB IS A MALIGNANT, HUMAN-SHAPED, BRAIN-DESTROYING PARASITE!"

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What about the camps!!!!!
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I go back to one debate response Donald Trump gave to Fuckwin in Chief Biden: "Who built the cages, Joe?" Most of those cages were contrsucted during the Obama years.

By voting for Biden, Moviebob literally voted for the cages.

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The Ottawan Fascists are now confiscating (and planning to kill) truckers' pets! This is fucking low. This is liberal democracy.
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By that logic (and I hate dragging Bob's family into this discussion), Bob being around his niece and nephew should immediately be re[ported to the Boston-area department of Child Protected Services.

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As if Bobby cared about domestic-violence shelters! If he does he wouldn't be kissing the troons.

Moviebob: Honking truck horns is terrorism.

Also Moviebob: BLM rioters burning down mom-and-pop stores is perfectly justified.

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Cops are gonna cop. Moviebob gonna asshole.

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If there was a #BoycottActivision tag on Twitter trending due to idiot Leftists like Moviebob (I repeat myself)--and if I could afford to do so--I'd go on an Activision-buying binge just to tell idiot Leftists like Moviebob (again, I repeat myself) to go to Hell. Yes, even buying Call of Duty games for systems I don't actually own.

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There's one major difference between Moviebob and Papa John Schnatter: One is successful, self-made businessman who sells quality product to the public; the other's a greedy, gasbagging, grease-fueled grifter from Boston who writes shitty movie reviews.

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Not even the NYC mayor is keen on keeping workers out of the office. He should consult Bobby about how the economy works.
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Why is "work from home" = Democrat?

The blue urban centers can only survive as long as they're buying/receiving goods and services born of the red rural zones.. No rural input means no urban survival.

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The American Child Love Union is suing somebody again:
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Moviebob knows about policies that cause great harm. Not only does he support such harmful policies, he admits to voting for them.

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Everyone knows what are Jesus, guns, and babies. All of them are real and and many people care about them.

Moviebob doesn't like Jesus. Moviebob doesn't like guns (provided they're in the hands of the MAGA crowd). And, given his track record of being a hardcore eugenics advocate, Moviebob sure as fuck doesn't like babies.

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How about the Proud Boys?
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There are only two reasons why ANTIFA violence is purportedly vanishing: One being that a Democrat is occupying the White House; the other involves the mainstream media ignoring the viable threat ANTIFA terrorists pose to innocent bystanders. Ditto BL(DR)M.

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I'm not a Republican, but I know this is wrong, wrong, and wrong.

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The blue-voters are projecting their incest fantasy on Ben Shapiro, of all people.
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Shut up, Sexistbob!

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Combo whiteknighting -- defending AOC and criminal chimpanzees in one post. Smooth move!
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It is the store's fault for not having insurance. It is the store's fault for not hiring enough staff. It is the government's fault for allowing childhood poverty. It is everyone else's fault but it is never the NIGGER'S fault.

Yeah... this is why there's no fucking reason to believe that Moviebob's looking out for anyone but himself. When businesses get robbed and looted, that often has a direct impact on its employees--at best, unpaid time off; at worst, loss of employment. For being such a Thinker™, you'd think Moviebob would actually know that.

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Urban votes simply matter more because urbanites are more Properly Evolved.
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Moviebob isn't smart enough to think beyond good and evil because Moviebob cannot sin't smart enough to think.

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What a load of ballocks from David Roberts. Can I claim rural votes simply matter more because contryside dwellers are more God-fearing?

Moviebob having yet another technofascistic "Brain Center at Whipple's" moment here.

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Nazi workers:
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Only Moviebob and morons like him would believe that "only white-supremacist suburbanits are workers".

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The Laptop Class understands the manual workers, but not vice-versa. Also must white-knight Angel.
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Chucklefuckbob doesn't give a damn about the blue-collar workers who survived contracting the Coof. Chucklefuckbob cares even less about those who died with the Coof.

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It must hurt that Peter Coffin claims the moral high ground rather than you.
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"Human person". Ha ha, very funny.

Missplaysprod may not have been nice toward Moviebob... but Missplaysprod was factually correct in describing Moviebob as a eugenics monster. The truth often hurts, Bob.

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I'm not anti-vaxx. I'm against government-forced vaccination mandate. Moviebob, Coulomble, and _Brother_Alpha_ can all rot in Hell (and, inevitably will, regardless of their religious viewpoints).

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Believe. Believe men have no athletic advantages over women.
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So, Bob, when do you finally plan to join the team that's well-informed, forward-looking, and properly evolved class of humanity?

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James Leedham's argument presupposes a rational actor, which trannies aren't. Many of them (including world champion in women cycling Rhys McKinnon) are motivated by terminal misogyny. At any rate the motivation argument is a red herring: no matter why the troon trooned out, he should not be competing in women's sports. And yes: we now have firm evidence that Bobby wants to troon out kids, to make TransCuties (archive).

I think I can safely say that the only way Moviebob could win in a fight is if he makes like Bobby Hill, cries "That's my purse!", then attemps to kick the alleged assailant in the goodies. It's one of the few ways I ever see Bob Chipman evering winning in a physical fight.

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He has let his hate out in a few posts he ended up having to delete. Here he's calling for Europe to invade Britain because of Brexit.
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Not sure why he felt the need to acknowledge it and say, "Yeah, I said that," but now at least his admission is preserved https://archive.fo/3DGBf

Much like whenever people bring up Bob's notoriously infamous posts regarding eugenics and voter IQ laws. People bring both of those up because, if you read any number of Bob's tweets about abortion and "too stupid to vote", Moviebob still adheres to those statements to this day--likely the only two political statements (that I know of) on which his opinion has literally never changed.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I wish bob would powerlevel more about his alleged "share of fights" he's been in. Who started it, why, where, and how. Was the instigator wearing a MAGA hat and trashtalking Fuhrer Hillary/Lindsay Ellis/some troon/Obama/Algore? Or was Bob white knighting for a m'lady like Dobson wished he could (in that one blue bear comic where Dobbear is implied to grab a baseball bat to beat up a dude taking pictures of a Power Girl Cosplayer's rack)? I mean sure, it's probably ALL a pack of delusions or outright lies, but I wanna hear more. Or at least, for some to reply to Bob's tweet about his being in his 'fair share of fights' with "Pics or it didn't happen, Bob."


(Also note bob never said he won OR lost, which makes it even less believable).

 

[Mr Processor]

I wish bob would powerlevel more about his alleged "share of fights" he's been in. Who started it, why, where, and how. Was the instigator wearing a MAGA hat and trashtalking Fuhrer Hillary/Lindsay Ellis/some troon/Obama/Algore? Or was Bob white knighting for a m'lady like Dobson wished he could (in that one blue bear comic where Dobbear is implied to grab a baseball bat to beat up a dude taking pictures of a Power Girl Cosplayer's rack)? I mean sure, it's probably ALL a pack of delusions or outright lies, but I wanna hear more. Or at least, for some to reply to Bob's tweet about his being in his 'fair share of fights' with "Pics or it didn't happen, Bob."


(Also note bob never said he won OR lost, which makes it even less believable).

"I drunkenly shot my mouth off and got a guy mad at me. I had drunk strength, but he had actual strength. I hid under a table in the bar and sobbed like a little kid until he left in disgust. So neither of us won!" -- MovieBob, probably.

 

[TopTierHealer]

What a load of ballocks from David Roberts. Can I claim rural votes simply matter more because contryside dwellers are more God-fearing?

How to spot an economically illiterate midwit? >muh gdp
Yep, exact same reasoning as neocons there buddy. Billionaire makes a few million off a single deal.
>muh gdp
But because you're in the same zip cide this tricles down to you somehow?
We should ask David Roberts: what's the debt/gdp ratio; whats the gini index; what's the ppp; what's the income per capita; what's the price index; what's your god damn rent city-boy?
Yep, people who routinely cripple themselves financially because they like the hustle and bustle of the big city are totes high iq and not basic bitch npcs.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He'll be alright. Give him some chicken soup to eat and tell him to lie down.

The way libshits act as if a slightly worse variant of the flu was airborne Ebola is amazing to me.

 

[stupid moron]

That's where the left disagrees. It's part of why they hated Cyberpunk 2077.

They see cyberpunk is a progressive utopia because extreme body mods allow you to have neon hair and change gender on a whim, and are accepted as normal. The stories are about the lower classes standing up to the establishment and capitalism. In Bob's case, he sees the plebs being ruled by corporations as a good thing.

I don't know about Shadowrun specifically (I don't like that magic overshadows the tech) but I assume it's the same idea.

Sorry for the late reply but no it’s the transhumanism aspect of cyberpunk that made trannies screech, not leftists as a whole. Cyberpunk is a criticism of capitalism and monopolies along with aspects of transhumanism. Trannies and TRAs being the retards they are and hating nuance don’t like cyberpunk 2077 because of what it says about changing your body and what it can do to you. Leftists would love about what it says about unchecked power and corporations.

Bob of course would hate this aspect because he loves the idea of a corporation ruling over him and controlling his every move. Hell also pretend to hate the transhumanism aspect to get tranny cred but the real reason is it suggests him being moved over to a robot body so he can guzzle beer and mahvel forever is a bad idea. It also doesn’t paint people who live their entire lives on the internet as very good either so he would also hate that.

Imagine having a Wii and being such a mental deficient you only stick to Mario or party games. Lot of good stuff like The Last Story, Tatsunoko Vs Capcom, House of The Dead Overkill and Xenoblade on the Wii.

Bob doesn’t actually care about games. Despite having an entire series on them he just cares about shitting on people that play them.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

This looks like something Bob would write and would have the same grade:

 

[Law]

But because you're in the same zip cide this tricles down to you somehow?

I thought you were trying to write "triglycerides", as some kind of fat joke.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Bob seemed to be getting excited for an upcoming Netflix Gundam series, even though as far as I can tell he's never mentioned it before or indicated he knows anything about the franchise. Like I said then, he probably only has a surface level knowledge of Gundam (just like everything else) who only knows "SPACE NAZIS!!!" and "OMG GIANT ROBOTS AND 'SPLOSIONS!" Because again, he's a mentally and emotionally immature brainlet. I bet if you made him sit down and watch Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket, he'd declare it to be the worst of the series because "it doesn't have enough robot fights!" or "they spend too much time on that stupid kid!"

War in the Pocket was the best of the OVA series followed by Stardust Memory followed by 08th Team. You can argue with me on Stardust Memory and 08th team, but I do love Kou learning not to be a simp and Delaz and Gato were better villains. I'm not looking forward to any Netflix series. Gundam is basically Japanese Star Wars, but the writers grew up in the post-war period and had family who likely were upset about losing the war.

I still root for Zeon, though. They have cooler mechs and their souls aren't weighed down by gravity.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Spoiler: Cyberpunk Sperging

Sorry for the late reply but no it’s the transhumanism aspect of cyberpunk that made trannies screech, not leftists as a whole. Cyberpunk is a criticism of capitalism and monopolies along with aspects of transhumanism. Trannies and TRAs being the retards they are and hating nuance don’t like cyberpunk 2077 because of what it says about changing your body and what it can do to you. Leftists would love about what it says about unchecked power and corporations.

I'd say that's my fault for not being clear, but then the names of the game and the genre are the same. But yes.

• Wokists love cyberpunk (the genre), seeing it as a utopia.
• Most people see cyberpunk (the genre) as a dystopia for the reasons you listed.
• They hate CP2077 (and the TTRPG it's based on) because smashes the utopian vision, claiming the game misses the point and "is not real cyberpunk".

I kind disagree about the unchecked power of corporations though. In the same way they love the idea of a working class uprising but fly into a rage whenever the working class don't do what the government says, so too do they claim to be anti-big corporations and then scream bloody murder whenever someone criticises Disney, Google, or CNN.

Uncharted movie review:

I've not watched a Bob video in a while, but I'm making an exception here. A movie based on a game he doesn't like. This is going to be good.

He spends the first third of the review complaining that Tom Holland isn't given enough screen time. I'm not a film buff, so I don't know what Mark Walberg has done to get dismissed as "that guy from Netflix's Spencer for Hire." that drags the movie down.

I got a smile from him describing Nathan Drake as "a douche-bag with a thesaurus". Also, he pronounces it "Thess-a-ress".

Then there's a bizarre point that he knew it was going to be a bad movie because it didn't piss gamers off.

After a whole review shitting on the film aside from the two pirate ship set piece, he gives it a 5/10.

The video ends with a picture of Kirby eating a car and the caption "This is still so important".


Having never seen the film, if it's major crimes are Mark Walberg is in it too much and gets the best one liners, "spiderman" isn't in it enough, and it didn't piss off gamers enough, it sounds like it might be a decent enough film. Any kiwis want to give it a real review or recommend a YouTuber that has?

 

[BaconBoobs]

This looks like something Bob would write and would have the same grade:
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What ever idiot wrote this thinks Mario is a one percenter because of the life system that is not canon to any of the game's stories and not because of the fact that Mario is a fucking King or his own island? I mean there was even a fucking game where he fought his lard ass cousin for control of it.

I think my video game autism is now showing but that essay just fucking angers me for existing. The absolute imbecile that wrote that has most likely never played any of the Mario games. Nintendo should take out a restraining order against people like Bob and the fucking Twitter cabbage that wrote that nonsense to prevent them for going anywhere near any of their games.

YO CHECK YOUR LIFEKIND PRIVLAGE!

Holy fuck.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob of course thinks any fetus isn't a person, so that comeback isn't quite the pwn he thinks it is. So literally, at one point in his existence, Bob wasn't a person according to his own definition. Any idiot can read what he said "remember when you weren't a person" and simply refer back to, hey, fetuses aren't people, so yeah (but the person wouldn't remember 'not being a person' because in the vast majority of cases, nobody remembers shit until like maybe age 2 if you're LUCKY, ironically enough, so you can only remember being a person), but this also applies to Bob. But presumably Bob intends it to mean, the person wasn't a person five seconds ago, and continues to be not-a-person.

so in short: Bob's a spastic virgin who doesn't know how language works

Bob never thinks about politics strategically, to the extent he'd never even stop saying the quiet part loud even if someone said, "Look, we'll kill all the MayoGhouls after the election, all you have to do is shut up and pretend you want to help working people for a few months." Even with such an assurance he'd go running to Twitter and say, "I can't wait until after the election, they've promised me all you not people and MayoGhouls will be rounded up and killed! I'm so happy! Time to watch that one scene in Mulholland Drive on loop and eat a small quantity of McNuggets to celebrate!"

fixed that for you

 

[The tired cat]

I've not watched a Bob video in a while, but I'm making an exception here. A movie based on a game he doesn't like. This is going to be good.

He spends the first third of the review complaining that Tom Holland isn't given enough screen time. I'm not a film buff, so I don't know what Mark Walberg has done to get dismissed as "that guy from Netflix's Spencer for Hire." that drags the movie down.

I got a smile from him describing Nathan Drake as "a douche-bag with a thesaurus". Also, he pronounces it "Thess-a-ress".

Then there's a bizarre point that he knew it was going to be a bad movie because it didn't piss gamers off.

After a whole review shitting on the film aside from the two pirate ship set piece, he gives it a 5/10.

The video ends with a picture of Kirby eating a car and the caption "This is still so important".


Having never seen the film, if it's major crimes are Mark Walberg is in it too much and gets the best one liners, "spiderman" isn't in it enough, and it didn't piss off gamers enough, it sounds like it might be a decent enough film. Any kiwis want to give it a real review or recommend a YouTuber that has?

The many problems with the Uncharted movie, as one film critic said when they showed the 1st trailer "Great trailer, where's the Uncharted movie?". Like, at best it's a very by the numbers treasure hunt movie with PG action scenes (aka no blood), if you wanna see it as an Uncharted movie then it's badly miscast with Tom Holland not really fitting the role of Nathan Drake (despite them trying to claim it's a prequel before the 1st game happens), and Mark Walberg feeling more like he should have been cast as Drake because he actually has more physical build and charisma for the role, Tom Holland still looks like a kid. Yet the funny part is, you can kinda tell Tom Holland actually sort of bothered to sit down and play the games, 'cause he try's to get some of Drake's mannerism, while Mark is just sleeping walking through the whole movie. Like, I wouldn't say it's as bad as the Adventure of the powerful Mary Sue Alice in the Resident Evil universe, but it's somewhere close to the 1st Doom movie with the Rock.