Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

His Rotten Tomatoes review quote gave me a fucking stroke it was so poorly worded.

And lo and fucking behold. He doubled down on his comments and showed once again, Bob was ready to hate the film. No form of it could have won him over unless it had the Adam West tone of it, or told the fans to fuck off.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Liberation Theology, my dude. It's essentially a mixture of the teachings of Christ and Catholic dogmas with Marxist drivel. "Jesus was a proletariat and a revolutionary" and all that jazz.

With some mental gymnastics you could make the thesis that certain international elements are the descendants of the temple money changers. But you know that it's just a Pomo mishmash ideology.

Also, could I ask for more details on the Moviebob and Gunn interview? You know that if some hambeast gave bobby a handjob behind and Arbys he would tweet he was in an orgy of Caligula level proportions.
Has he ever tweeted his interview with the same ferocity he has tweeted the Lindsay pic?
It just feels like something too good to be true. Or a lie that even Bob is too self aware to publish.

 

[Steelatlas]

Watching the bullshit unfold in Eastern Europe kind of reminds me how ultimately irrelevant cows like Chipmans are.

I see that Chris virtue-signaled a put a Ukrainian flag in his Twitter - of course.

I wish we could gang-press both of these genetic failures into Zelenskyy's new international legion.

Dont let that meme fool you, this isnt the Spanish civil war, Russia has effectively surrounded all of the Ukrainian army and is now just cutting off routes of supply.

Even if these people join they will never actually get to combat because they wouldnt be able to get to the actual fighting since Russians are blocking any avenue to it or it will be over by then, since despite what Reddit thinks Zelensky got the majority of the Ukraine army entrapped.

 

[The tired cat]

Dont let that meme fool you, this isnt the Spanish civil war, Russia has effectively surrounded all of the Ukrainian army and is now just cutting off routes of supply.

Even if these people join they will never actually get to combat because they wouldnt be able to get to the actual fighting since Russians are blocking any avenue to it or it will be over by then, since despite what Reddit thinks Zelensky got the majority of the Ukraine army entrapped.

I mostly went "WTF?!" when Zelensky got a bright idea to ask for fuckin' mercenaries to come to Ukraine as if giving away guns to everyone and letting out criminals wasn't stupid, now this guy decided to pull a Big Brain move and ask for mercs.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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That's an awfully dismissive thing for him to say about the Ukrainian invasion...

 

[thismanlies]

I wish we could gang-press both of these genetic failures into Zelenskyy's new international legion.

>Be Russian soldier
>Putin sends you to Kiev
>Resistance has been fierce
>But you slowly make progress
>You wait for an artillery barrage to end before you advance
>Smoke and dust fills the air in front of you
>The shelling stops
>You ready your AK-74
>Suddenly you see two large lumps through the smoke
>You can't make out what they are
>They get closer
>You hear the sounds of two electric motors straining
>Then you see them
>They're two incredibly fat men
>They are riding on Rascal scooters
>One of them is dressed like Mario
>You immediately figure they're American volunteers
>The two fat men are followed by what look like columns of Ukrainian soldiers
>Suddenly the two fat men shout
>"FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE!!!!"
>You and your comrades fire on them
>Your bullets bounce off the two fat men
>Because they're fat
>The Ukrainian soldiers begin pushing them
>The two fat men gain speed
>They're coming closer
>You dive out of the way before they flatten you
>You duck for cover as you hear gunfire all around you
>Then... silence
>You open your eyes and look around
>All your comrades are either dead or wounded
>The Ukrainian soldiers all have their weapons pointed at you
>You surrender
>As they take you away you look back at the two American volunteers
>The worst injuries they have are minor flesh wounds
>You muster up your best English to ask
>"How did you guys get so fat?"
>The one dressed like Mario tells you exactly how
>Get sent to a POW camp
>Spend the rest of the war telling your fellow POWs how Americans marinate chicken in Mountain Dew

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Liberation Theology, my dude. It's essentially a mixture of the teachings of Christ and Catholic dogmas with Marxist drivel. "Jesus was a proletariat and a revolutionary" and all that jazz.

That's basically what it is, yeah.

The problem with liberation theology is that it sees Catholicism as a means to an end instead of as an end in and of itself. What it teaches isn't particularly bad given that it at least comes from some vague conception of Catholic social teaching as oppoed to what groups like Catholics for Choice believe, but the problem with it has always been that it thinks Catholicism is only useful inasmuch as it serves as a way to bring about a Marxist state.

A good portion of its proponents got their asses excommunicated by the Vatican due to its obvious attempt to subvert the doctrines. St. John Paul II in particular freaking hated those heathens.

He did, yeah, but unfortunately he forgot to excommunicate a Jesuit in Buenos Aires called Jorge Bergoglio.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Real answer: I am completely unaware of him doing anything more than posting crazy ideas on his blog and on twitter like he's George Lucas with no charisma, talent or wit. I'm sure there's some hard drive somewhere with scripts that would make Linkara blush but those will never see the light of day.

What would make Linkara blush?

(Thinks.)

(Shudders.)

I couldn’t make it past the intro of Moviebob’s The Batman review because he preemptively tells the people who don’t like his review to “go outside and touch the most grass” when he lives in his mom’s basement.

As I recall it's not the first time he recycled an insult aimed at him back at his detractors without seeming to actually understand it. I wonder if some of his traumatic school bullying was just some thin kid calling him fatty and then him saying "YOU'RE A FATTY TOO!" back and then getting laughed at.

 

[Steelatlas]

I mostly went "WTF?!" when Zelensky got a bright idea to ask for fuckin' mercenaries to come to Ukraine as if giving away guns to everyone and letting out criminals wasn't stupid, now this guy decided to pull a Big Brain move and ask for mercs.

Its an 8 hour car drive from Liviv to Kiev, nevermind that the Russians are right there in Belarus, how are these keyboard mercenaries going to get there.

 

[Red Hood]

That's basically what it is, yeah.

The problem with liberation theology is that it sees Catholicism as a means to an end instead of as an end in and of itself. What it teaches isn't particularly bad given that it at least comes from some vague conception of Catholic social teaching as oppoed to what groups like Catholics for Choice believe, but the problem with it has always been that it thinks Catholicism is only useful inasmuch as it serves as a way to bring about a Marxist state.

He did, yeah, but unfortunately he forgot to excommunicate a Jesuit in Buenos Aires called Jorge Bergoglio.

I'm from a Protestant sect but something my own pastor said dang true to me about "alternative" takes on Christianity: "If the end goal isn't to get you to heaven, what are you even doing? If the goals of your church/theology are in this world, you're not practicing Christianity."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What was Bobs full opinion on that Batman movie. Like I know he hates it but I don’t want to watch his review where he speeds up his voice to make himself sound “classy”

 

[Boom Boss]

What about this devastating comeback from Bob himself?

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I saw this and I was stupefied into speechlessness. Epic own from Bob!

Fucking hilarious, because Bob is a self admitted incel. He only had one sexual experience, and that was probably fake.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Fucking hilarious, because Bob is a self admitted incel. He only had one sexual experience, and that was probably fake.

You talking about being a beard for a lesbian and how she taught him how to peel an orange with his tongue?

 

[Boom Boss]

You talking about being a beard for a lesbian and how she taught him how to peel an orange with his tongue?

Yes, that's the one.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

That's basically what it is, yeah.

The problem with liberation theology is that it sees Catholicism as a means to an end instead of as an end in and of itself. What it teaches isn't particularly bad given that it at least comes from some vague conception of Catholic social teaching as oppoed to what groups like Catholics for Choice believe, but the problem with it has always been that it thinks Catholicism is only useful inasmuch as it serves as a way to bring about a Marxist state.

He did, yeah, but unfortunately he forgot to excommunicate a Jesuit in Buenos Aires called Jorge Bergoglio.

He also forgot to excommunicate the rest of the Jesuits.
Edit: Bob's waistline measured in inches is higher than his IQ

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What the fuck does he have against St Paul? More importantly, what does it have that Minneapolis doesn't? Like thats my neck of the woods. The twin cities are like 15 cities by now. And frankly, I couldn't point out a real culture difference to you in any of them.

Minneapolis is choked with Commies, the kind of Commies who think that the thing to do when their Communism fails is to Commie even harder. It's one of the reasons why Antifa wiped their ass with the place during the George Floyd riots. Try to think of Portland, but with even naive-r white people. It's basically MovieBob's dream city.

I would have thought Jordan, MN would be more his jam. It has Minnesota's Largest Candy Store, a mecca for folks who like diabetes-inducing foodstuffs and capeshit. And other nerd shit as well. And the best apple pies in the universe. Put in a brew pub and I could see Robert and his brother welding themselves into the place and never coming out.

I'm from a Protestant sect but something my own pastor said dang true to me about "alternative" takes on Christianity: "If the end goal isn't to get you to heaven, what are you even doing? If the goals of your church/theology are in this world, you're not practicing Christianity."

Silly. boy. The goal of today's Catholic (and Lutheran) church today is to import as many Muslim refugees to America as possible, and then do absolutely nothing to convince them that their religion is wrong and that they should become Christians. I mean, it just ain't Christian to insist that other religious people be Christian, doncha know?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I think at least part of why Bob hates Christianity so much is because it teaches that gluttony is wrong and he wants to be constantly eating average sized meals.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I think at least part of why Bob hates Christianity so much is because it teaches that gluttony is wrong and he wants to be constantly eating average sized meals.

Probably. Seeing as the Blob was raised Catholic, do you think he's getting PTSD now that we're entering the season of Lent?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Probably. Seeing as the Blob was raised Catholic, do you think he's getting PTSD now that we're entering the season of Lent?

I can see young Bob throwing a tantrum because his Mom wouldn't let him eat McDonald's burgers because it was a Friday in Lent. I can also see Bob posting pictures of burger he's eating on Fridays in Lent as a way to show how much smarter he is than those filthy believers. He chuckles to himself as he eats alone in his mother's basement, unaware nobody really gives a shit about what he says or does.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Probably. Seeing as the Blob was raised Catholic, do you think he's getting PTSD now that we're entering the season of Lent?

"Alright, Robert. It's Lent. That means it's time to give up Mario."