Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

It is pretty hard to infect an old, tried-and-true, built-to-purpose system. You can't trick it into doing ANYTHING else because it is incapable of doing ANYTHING else.
The latest tech is not necessarily better.

Bobby hates it when a "game show host" became president, but how about the voice actor of kiddie cartoons?


RT has found out the best way to undermine Ukraine's support: to point out that Hillary Rodham is on Ukraine's side.

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Peter Coffin is anti-Malthusian, which should make him at least a drinking pal with Bobby.


Kate Strangio is once again basking in her limelight:




Journos fail to fact-check, yet somehow it is the Proud Boys' fault.


Another reminder that truth is racist, hateful, and will get people killed.

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Video games get political, again.


Bobby is mad that Netflix has faith in Cuphead.


New thing to consoom:


MCU pabulum deserve Oscar nominations, but if DC films get them, it is just because fanbois throwing tantrums.

(Variety article)




(Video)

LoTR, Peter Jackson version.




Wacky action film starring Brad Pitt:


Consoomers all over the world are alike:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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It's not just James Gunn.

He also gets to live vicariously through his brother, and pretend he's a father.

 

[JayHarrison]

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It is pretty hard to infect an old, tried-and-true, built-to-purpose system. You can't trick it into doing ANYTHING else because it is incapable of doing ANYTHING else.
The latest tech is not necessarily better.

I could argue a typewriter is more technologically sound than all computers developed after 1990. Last I knew, nobody developed a virus that could permanently disable a series of daisy-chained typewriters.

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Bobby hates it when a "game show host" became president, but how about the voice actor of kiddie cartoons?
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Of course not. Moviebob's can't see anyting beyond what his small instestines allow him to see.

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RT has found out the best way to undermine Ukraine's support: to point out that Hillary Rodham is on Ukraine's side.
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Little do Leftist idiots like Moviebob (yes, you know what I intend to say here) know that you can hate Russia and hate Führer Hillary at the same time.

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Tactics. Targets.

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Hey, Bob? You remember how MENSA rejected your application for the simple reason they identified your name on the envelope?

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Funny how a drunkard "dunks" someone he calls "Mr. Sober".

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Journos fail to fact-check, yet somehow it is the Proud Boys' fault.
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Retweeted by Bob "Stolen Valor Is the Only Valor I've Ever Earned" Chipman.

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Another reminder that truth is racist, hateful, and will get people killed.
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Except... Dr. Oz is arguably correct about China and COVID-19.

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Video games get political, again.
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"When EA has decided you're too evil..."

That perectly explains why none of their sports games have a team named the Moviebobs.

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My... ass! One, penthouses aren't simple "throw it in there" concepts; they require serious architectural and strutural research for things such as weight allowances, structural support, electrical installation, plumbing installation, gas line installation, housekeeping costs, etc. Secondly, LOL at the idea of perpetal basement-dweller (and long overdue to being a permanent lean-to dweller) ever being able to afford owning and maintaining a penthouse in metropolitan America!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It's not just James Gunn.

He also gets to live vicariously through his brother, and pretend he's a father.

I cannot wait for the day Bob's niece and nephew (I bet the nephew will hurt more) tell Bob they think his old shit is dumb and just want to play Minecraft, which he hates for some autistic reason. He will lash out at everyone on twitter if he still has his account.

Or, they love the Mario movie. That'd also be painful for him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I cannot wait for the day Bob's niece and nephew (I bet the nephew will hurt more) tell Bob they think his old shit is dumb and just want to play Minecraft, which he hates for some autistic reason. He will lash out at everyone on twitter if he still has his account.

Or, they love the Mario movie. That'd also be painful for him.

I personally want the nephew to grow up to be a spitting image of the dudebros Bob hates so much (bonus points if he becomes a Republican.) Assuming Bob lives long enough to see it, it'd be the ultimate slap in the face for him.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I cannot wait for the day Bob's niece and nephew (I bet the nephew will hurt more) tell Bob they think his old shit is dumb and just want to play Minecraft, which he hates for some autistic reason. He will lash out at everyone on twitter if he still has his account.

Can you imagine the tantrum lesser brother will have when his kids tell him to knock off all that nerd shit? Kids have a rebel phase where they reject all that dad likes in principle.
'Are you ok, honey? You haven't touched your mt dew glazed pancakes'
'Dad I have something to tell you....I joined the track team with casey and becky and my chest hurts from all the sugar'
*cue plate being thrown at the wall in tard rage*
'No daughter of mine will be part of Teh Joks!!! Go to your room and rewatch Captain Marvel'
'Go to hell Dad! I've also joined the presbyteran youth group and will go to the soup kitchen on Sunday'
'Sarah, what in the name of science did we do wrong?'
*cue tard weeping'

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It is pretty hard to infect an old, tried-and-true, built-to-purpose system. You can't trick it into doing ANYTHING else because it is incapable of doing ANYTHING else.
The latest tech is not necessarily better

The downside to this is that you need a specialist trained in how to operate this archaic equipment that only a handful of people even know how to work it to even train someone. Something happens to that person and the whole thing collapses. I think it was New Jersey who's unemployment system broke in spring of 2020 because it couldn't handle the load. They had to scramble to find someone to fix and update it due the system being written in some long forgotten programming language.

 

[Oats12345]

Probably. Seeing as the Blob was raised Catholic, do you think he's getting PTSD now that we're entering the season of Lent?

I can see young Bob throwing a tantrum because his Mom wouldn't let him eat McDonald's burgers because it was a Friday in Lent. I can also see Bob posting pictures of burger he's eating on Fridays in Lent as a way to show how much smarter he is than those filthy believers. He chuckles to himself as he eats alone in his mother's basement, unaware nobody really gives a shit about what he says or does.

I'm catholic and for Lent I gave up chips. I have a feeling Blobby wouldn't want to give up something like that.

 

[William "Billy" Eilish]

I cannot wait for the day Bob's niece and nephew (I bet the nephew will hurt more) tell Bob they think his old shit is dumb and just want to play Minecraft, which he hates for some autistic reason. He will lash out at everyone on twitter if he still has his account.

Or, they love the Mario movie. That'd also be painful for him.

I personally want the nephew to grow up to be a spitting image of the dudebros Bob hates so much (bonus points if he becomes a Republican.) Assuming Bob lives long enough to see it, it'd be the ultimate slap in the face for him.

Chad Chipman...
Fucking kek

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Chad Chipman...
Fucking kek

Chad Chipman is the hero this thread needs.

 

[William "Billy" Eilish]

Chad Chipman is the hero this thread needs.

Fuck I gotta get ready for work but now I gotta face morph the Chad picture with movieblob.... Worth it

 

[Imposteroak]

Bobby is mad that Netflix has faith in Cuphead.

Since this is the second time Bob made this lame joke. It's worth noting that he is being a faggot because the game the show is based on didn't pander to retards and made game journos look dumb.
Also his dumb joke doesn't work for two reasons. First the show isn't really geared towards the games original audience. It's definitely aiming a bit younger. And second, Netflix ordered something like 48 episodes that they are dropping off 12 at a time. The animation is either done or being done in one go and Netflix is splitting em up to look like seasons. It's an important distinction for those working on the show, but I'll spare us the animation sperging.
Sure I'm nitpicking his dumb joke, but you would expect an industry giant like Bob to be in the know.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean, it just ain't Christian to insist that other religious people be Christian, doncha know?

This is part of why I'm a tradcath. I don't really care about the Latin Mass per se - while I do think it's more reverent I'd be happy with a vernacular version of it, a bit like the Ordinariate Mass. What I do care about is going to a church where the priest actually believes in what the Church teaches and where I'm not seen as evil and "rigid" for thinking contraception is bad and for praying for the conversion of the Jews. The majority of Novus Ordo parishes are not that.

It is pretty hard to infect an old, tried-and-true, built-to-purpose system. You can't trick it into doing ANYTHING else because it is incapable of doing ANYTHING else.

Those systems are probably behind an airgap if they're that essential and so there's no way Bob's 1337 hax0r skillz would work in any case.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Probably. Seeing as the Blob was raised Catholic, do you think he's getting PTSD now that we're entering the season of Lent?

"NO, Mom, I do NOT want a small amount of Filet-O-Fish burgers For An Average Person instead!" - Bob during Lent as a child, probably

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The downside to this is that you need a specialist trained in how to operate this archaic equipment that only a handful of people even know how to work it to even train someone. Something happens to that person and the whole thing collapses. I think it was New Jersey who's unemployment system broke in spring of 2020 because it couldn't handle the load. They had to scramble to find someone to fix and update it due the system being written in some long forgotten programming language.

Yeah, their systems were all in COBOL, which pretty much only exists in the present day to maintain older systems.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Interesting twitter factoid I discovered. According to internet lawyer and loveable scamp Nick Rekieta having a Twitter checkmark grants you a special notification menu where you can see the replies and interactions from other checkmarks and only them. This means every single time Bob tries to dunk on Glen Greenwald, for example, Glen sees Bob flailing around for attention in his own special section. This helps explain why things like how that one director chick saw Bob's response to her.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Columbus, IN is just outside the Indianapolis metropolitan, one of the 35 largest population areas in the entire United States. Both are part of the Great Lakes Megalopolis, the largest in North America with over 60 million people. Despite this, Bob assumes it's the "middle of nowhere" rather than the beating heart of the continent. (I also think he seems to be confusing it in his mind with Columbus, Ohio, another large metropolitan area in the Great Lakes Megalopolis.)

The real reason Bob despises the Indianapolis metropolitan: 28% Black. (Same as Columbus, OH funny enough.) Twice as Black as the country and Lynn, MA.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Columbus, IN is just outside the Indianapolis metropolitan, one of the 35 largest population areas in the entire United States. Both are part of the Great Lakes Megalopolis, the largest in North America with over 60 million people. Despite this, Bob assumes it's the "middle of nowhere" rather than the beating heart of the continent. (I also think he seems to be confusing it in his mind with Columbus, Ohio, another large metropolitan area in the Great Lakes Megalopolis.)

The real reason Bob despises the Indianapolis metropolitan: 28% Black. (Same as Columbus, OH funny enough.) Twice as Black as the country and Lynn, MA.

No he does say that he doesn't want to waste money feeding Indianian deer.

This tweet I think is proof that he's never had to pay property taxes in his life. He somehow thinks that having a two story waterfall with a river running through his penthouse would be more cost effective than owning land. This is doubly true because the Lord of Lynn would have this opulence in a costal city rather than in the mid west where land is cheap. Who would want to waste money with a lawn? That's why we invented parks you obsolete non-persons!

Geekswithshields is part of Lesser Brother's Fireside Alliance. He can stay in the urban hell he helped create. Do not bring your faggotry to the people who you deride.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

BAWWWWWWWWW PEOPLE LIKE THE DUDE BRO SUPERHEROE FILMS!

 

[Brother Wind]

LoTR, Peter Jackson version.

You know I still don't like how he looks for Aragorn. But the real reason I am posting is that neither of these are like visions they wilfully have. Its Arwen coming to terms with her outliving Aragorn and Aragorn is being fed bullshit by Sauron. So I dunno what this true love thing is