Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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never mind the fact that Lesser Brother is, in fact, up to his eyeballs in 6 figure debt after screwing up the budget/trying to pull a fast one on the IRS regarding the renos in his house. So what did he do, take out a third mortgage?! Does he think he's going to even recoup a third of what he presumably sunk into this potential woke trash abortion?
I wonder if he will get fucked extra hard with his new management (on paper) promotion? If he gets a couple of pity bucks his way that will push him into a higher tax bracket.

Anyways, onto my 2 minutes of bob hate: his take on, "human presence on the battlefield is purely performative" should really go viral and get the Tomlision treatment. There is a nunber of reasons why this is wrong but lets go with the purely "not brain damaged" ones.
1. Utilities - assuming all warfare is done with magic drones (that can apparently be beaten with a tactical pickle jar) where are they getting the juice from? Where is the telecom grid? Can a drone act on its own when the real fighting starts?
2. Assuming we need some skeleton crew on the ground: how much do those fancy us army toys weight? If suddenly you have an equipment malfunction, is your grunt at 0% combat capability?
3. Lets give then the soldiers some legacy gear, that isn't so sensitive: can they remain combat active if they waste all their sttength lugging their gear around?

Bob is so sure that war is like those Cod games dudebros like so much. And if a dudebro can do it, then a properly evolved human can do it 10x betterer.
 
WWII sperging

But Jesus Christ Blobby is an Idiot when he tries to inject history into his arguments. More than just his normal idiocy.

Okay he said Physical Armies and Physical Workforce hasn't been important since WWI.

Bobert what won WWII wasn't the Atom Bomb that was just so we could save our boys over doing a land evasion and them having to face the japs on their homeland given how fanatical they were also it was to scare the Soviets.

What won us the war was Industry (Thanks to good old fashion capitalism, which also got us out of the Depression not the New Deal), The huge Workforce which fueled that industry (Namely during the war women so you're selling good old Rosie the riverter down river, but you sell women down the river daily to troons so this doesn't surprise me), our vast natural resources to supply industry with, & last the fucking standing army of armed forces we amassed after Pearl Harbor of over 16 million men you fat stupid dolt.
 
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Bob could be deported to any number of places and not change anything about his lifestyle and potentially actually become a greater asset to his community depending on the value of the American dollar. Meanwhile, we could fill his "basement apartment" to the ceiling with undocumented immigrants from anywhere and improve Lynn in multiple ways, not least by Bob's own SUPERIOR FUTURE metrics, many times over. Surely Bob would appreciate what we're doing to achieve the SUPERIOR FUTURE if we traded him to Thailand for a bunch of ladyboys who design circuits in some factory.

I admit I'm not sure what Thailand would get out of such a deal.
He'd never go through with it, because then he'd have to leave the safe, familiar, comfortable life he has, even though it makes him miserable. Moving to a cheaper area, or another country? That's inferior mongoloid talk! The superior future demands that everyone live in the coastal states, so he needs to stay where he is, even though he can't afford it.

Wonder if Bob has done a MundaneMatt and signed up for UberEats to supplement his income? He'd get endless negative feedback for missing food.
 
I didn't suggest anything about torture, I would never wish such a thing, I would expect Bob to continue painting his walls green and producing YouTube movie reviews. He has successfully positioned himself in the modern economy to where he is an essential worker in the production of culture at all times.

Also, Bob successfully manages his diabetes through an innovatively crafted diet making him impervious to local conditions.
My apologies, when you said deportation I assumed you meant somewhere along the lines of an East Asian shit-hole country with no electricity and water.

Though it's funny that you assume Bob would be a positive financial influence if he moved another country. I don't believe at all Bob is the charitable type even if a homeless man was looking straight at him. The most charity you're gonna get from him is Bob ordering a 4-person family meal for himself at the local Mcdonalds and giving away the wrappers.
 
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Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war. Forgetting we couldn't beat goat farmers and rice niggers simply because they valued their families and country more than we did theirs. Even with significantly better technology just mowing them down didn't amount for much but breed new fighters. When ww3 break out we should send him to the front lines to so he can use his superior technology expertise to win us the war.
 
Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war.
More importantly, he believes that Science™ and the very concept of technology are mutually exclusive with the formation of families. Having children in a loving relationship is antithesis to the kind of technology that Robert deems essential, which is incidentally the most obsolete of technologies. Naturally, having strong, healthy bodies is an outdated concept since long ago as well.

Boston Dynamics robots and Carebears in Paradise Lost are not attainable if you dedicate time to such frivolous and ghoulish activities such as wooing a woman with the desire to marrying and having children with her. Roberts hatred of women will soon usher us in an era of sex robots which will cater to our darkest desires anyway, and if you stand in the way of this superior development by being a caveman who would prefer not having an android Princess Peach jumping up and down on your mushroom to the alternative of fornicating with a human being, well then you're not a person, chief.
 
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Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war. Forgetting we couldn't beat goat farmers and rice niggers simply because they valued their families and country more than we did theirs. Even with significantly better technology just mowing them down didn't amount for much but breed new fighters. When ww3 break out we should send him to the front lines to so he can use his superior technology expertise to win us the war.
You can mow down people all you like. However, this doesn't secure the territory. Drones and missiles can claim territory, but only soldiers can hold it. Unless, of course, Bobert wants to go full scorched earth and turn Mother Russia into a glowing crater (which is a bad move for reasons we can all imagine.)
 
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Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war. Forgetting we couldn't beat goat farmers and rice niggers simply because they valued their families and country more than we did theirs. Even with significantly better technology just mowing them down didn't amount for much but breed new fighters. When ww3 break out we should send him to the front lines to so he can use his superior technology expertise to win us the war.
"Physical strength doesn't matter. What really matters is firepower!"
just.
 
WWII sperging

But Jesus Christ Blobby is an Idiot when he tries to inject history into his arguments. More than just his normal idiocy.

Okay he said Physical Armies and Physical Workforce hasn't been important since WWI.

Bobert what won WWII wasn't the Atom Bomb that was just so we could save our boys over doing a land evasion and them having to face the japs on their homeland given how fanatical they were also it was to scare the Soviets.

What won us the war was Industry (Thanks to good old fashion capitalism, which also got us out of the Depression not the New Deal), The huge Workforce which fueled that industry (Namely during the war women so you're selling good old Rosie the riverter down river, but you sell women down the river daily to troons so this doesn't surprise me), our vast natural resources to supply industry with, & last the fucking standing army of armed forces we amassed after Pearl Harbor of over 16 million men you fat stupid dolt.
If you hadn’t said it I was about to, beans, bandaids and bullets- the post depression wartime America’s fuel for victory. You’re correct, and it really goes to show how uneducated movieblob is, because the atom bomb being the war winner is the notion a 10 year old who just learned about WW2 would have.
 
Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war. Forgetting we couldn't beat goat farmers and rice niggers simply because they valued their families and country more than we did theirs. Even with significantly better technology just mowing them down didn't amount for much but breed new fighters. When ww3 break out we should send him to the front lines to so he can use his superior technology expertise to win us the war.
The hell of it is that even by Bob's own metric we're failing.

Money: Inflation means there's more of it, sure, but its value has fallen off a cliff. I almost choked when I saw the price of a cord of wood this year.

Tech: To rehash one of my favorite comments about the Superior Future, we haven't been to the Moon since long before Bob was born. Thanks in part to the pandemic restrictions he's championed, the next generation's on course to lose 10-20 IQ points off the average, so I don't see generation Z or Aleph-Null or whatever the next one is called saving us from ourselves. (My memory is fuzzy on this but as I recall in the old days an average IQ of 75 was seen as the cultural tipping point where cannibalism became unacceptable.)

Firepower: Our recent innovations - like drones - have been pushing to win the PR war at home (no one cares if a drone gets shot down, a fighter getting shot down is big news for days or weeks) and not to actually, you know, win a shooting war.

Intellectual superiority to produce and utilize all three: See above. I'm too lazy to skim Mein Kampf for some line about the intellectual superiority of certain groups. I suspect I'd find something, though.
 
WWII sperging

But Jesus Christ Blobby is an Idiot when he tries to inject history into his arguments. More than just his normal idiocy.

Okay he said Physical Armies and Physical Workforce hasn't been important since WWI.

Bobert what won WWII wasn't the Atom Bomb that was just so we could save our boys over doing a land evasion and them having to face the japs on their homeland given how fanatical they were also it was to scare the Soviets.

What won us the war was Industry (Thanks to good old fashion capitalism, which also got us out of the Depression not the New Deal), The huge Workforce which fueled that industry (Namely during the war women so you're selling good old Rosie the riverter down river, but you sell women down the river daily to troons so this doesn't surprise me), our vast natural resources to supply industry with, & last the fucking standing army of armed forces we amassed after Pearl Harbor of over 16 million men you fat stupid dolt.
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Bobert believes that SCIENCE and technology is all you need when fighting a war. Forgetting we couldn't beat goat farmers and rice niggers simply because they valued their families and country more than we did theirs. Even with significantly better technology just mowing them down didn't amount for much but breed new fighters. When ww3 break out we should send him to the front lines to so he can use his superior technology expertise to win us the war.
I love it when the Blob wanders right into my wheel house.

Anyway, that statement has some profound stupidity behind it. For one, the commandos of the various armies in WWII, particularly Carson's Raiders on Guadalcanal and the Norwegians in Operation Gunnerside that took out the heavy water plant in their occupied homeland had to have an amount of physical fitness. I'm sure as shit that the Alamo Scouts who infiltrated back into the Philippines and the partisans behind Kraut lines weren't couch creatures either.

For another, the supply lines had to be maintained by fit and able men as well. How does he think we made use of the Normandy beaches which had no port facilities at all? We had to put the mulberry harbors into place. Let's not even get into the poor saps who had to haul shit around the mountains in Italy. Plus, artillery pieces required men to haul shells about and they weren't exactly light.

Lastly, and this may come as a surprise to him given his dismissive comment about the world post-WWI, but trenches and static fortifications are still used even in modern war. They are quite useful for a number of reasons and you still need people to build the damn things. I mean, there are pictures of trenches in the current conflict in Ukraine that one can easily see and, as far as I can tell, his beloved robots did not create them.

There is being beholden to an ideology or a view point and then there is being completely blind to reality because of it. He's latched on to this idea that mental superiority will eventually trump the physical variety that he's retroactively looked back in time and applied that to conflicts where the strength of men and even women both at the front and behind it meant the difference between victory and defeat.
 
Ok from today Count Jackula a former Channel Awesome contributor did a live stream it's 9 hours long but I strolled in right at a kismet moment. The 39 minute mark.

Jackula goes on a little tangent why Moviebob is a fake Godzilla fan then just how his opinions on movies is awful.

Best quote (paraphrasing, but this is the gist) "Bob thinks of himself as a movie critic and that tells you everything"

I love stuff like this because Jackula is like left of Lenin and pro Troon he should like Blobby but nope.

 
Ok from today Count Jackula a former Channel Awesome contributor did a live stream it's 9 hours long but I strolled in right at a kismet moment. The 39 minute mark.

Jackula goes on a little tangent why Moviebob is a fake Godzilla fan then just how his opinions on movies is awful.

Best quote (paraphrasing, but this is the gist) "Bob thinks of himself as a movie critic and that tells you everything"

I love stuff like this because Jackula is like left of Lenin and pro Troon he should like Blobby but nope.

It makes sense for him not to, because whilst Marxism had and still to an extent does cause a lot of innocent death at the hands of brutal, totalitarian government regimes, the principles behind why a communist would send someone to the gulags and why Bob would euthanize someone are fundamentally different. Bob’s worldview is one of classist supremacy, he believes himself and all his “ilk” self sufficient, and that the working class are but leeches on the belly of society halting the wheels of progress. Bob wants to mass murder for racial, and economical reasons- hardcore marxists want to mass murder to assure total allegiance by way of weeding out any dissent. It wouldn’t matter to Bob if a white hillbilly from the sticks agreed with his every idea- he’d still want them dead for the very crime of their existence.
 
What won us the war was Industry (Thanks to good old fashion capitalism, which also got us out of the Depression not the New Deal), The huge Workforce which fueled that industry (Namely during the war women so you're selling good old Rosie the riverter down river, but you sell women down the river daily to troons so this doesn't surprise me), our vast natural resources to supply industry with, & last the fucking standing army of armed forces we amassed after Pearl Harbor of over 16 million men you fat stupid dolt.
An American victory was basically inevitable because Japan was dependent on American oil and because the Imperial Navy couldn't seriously compete with the US Navy in a drawn-out war.

Japanese naval strategy was based around a concept called the "Decisive Battle Doctrine" which was the belief that:
1) the Imperial Navy could launch a surprise attack on the US Navy and take out a lot of its ships
2) after this happened the US Navy would gather its remaining ships in the Pacific and try to fight the Imperial Navy
3) the Imperial Navy would engage in a "decisive battle" with this American fleet and defeat it at which point Roosevelt would see that the war was lost and surrender, lifting the sanctions on Japan and giving them a free hand in the Pacific.
This was incredibly naive because it implied that Roosevelt would do exactly what Japan wanted him to do. Once Roosevelt took advantage of the fact that America's industrial capacity was much greater than Japan and the Co-Prosperity Sphere's and properly mobilised that Japan had basically lost the war.
Moviebob, shut up.

The reason you aren't speaking German or in a gas chamber for being an Asoziale right now is because the Soviet Union with its icky physical strength and standing army defeated the Nazis, who were by far more advanced than the Soviets ever were.
 
An American victory was basically inevitable because Japan was dependent on American oil and because the Imperial Navy couldn't seriously compete with the US Navy in a drawn-out war.

Japanese naval strategy was based around a concept called the "Decisive Battle Doctrine" which was the belief that:
1) the Imperial Navy could launch a surprise attack on the US Navy and take out a lot of its ships
2) after this happened the US Navy would gather its remaining ships in the Pacific and try to fight the Imperial Navy
3) the Imperial Navy would engage in a "decisive battle" with this American fleet and defeat it at which point Roosevelt would see that the war was lost and surrender, lifting the sanctions on Japan and giving them a free hand in the Pacific.
This was incredibly naive because it implied that Roosevelt would do exactly what Japan wanted him to do. Once Roosevelt took advantage of the fact that America's industrial capacity was much greater than Japan and the Co-Prosperity Sphere's and properly mobilised that Japan had basically lost the war.

Moviebob, shut up.

The reason you aren't speaking German or in a gas chamber for being an Asoziale right now is because the Soviet Union with its icky physical strength and standing army defeated the Nazis, who were by far more advanced than the Soviets ever were.
The fact the Japanese Navy didn't sink any carriers due to them not being in the Harbor that morning and instead of demoralizing Americans it united them makes Pearl Harbor a complete failure because it failed at it's major objectives.

It still astounds me that even Blobby doesn't know that industry, natural resources, and manpower won WWII.

Look at the Liberty Ships the U.S. were building them faster than they could be sunk getting supplies and troops all around the globe.
 
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