Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[mandatorylurk]

Has Chris been bitching/moaning recently about taxes like his attempt to double dip last year?

 

[Koby_Fish]

If you think that's beautiful I'm sure I could point you at a dozen identical recent internet slapfights. You'll weep at the glory.


Sorta the same thing with Archie comics. I'm sure if you showed "Afterlife with Archie" to most people they wouldn't think it was an official product.


I know Bob's long been a patron of Google Translate for his attempts at multilingual tweets, but I'm surprised at how much more annoying I find it when a different alphabet is involved.


Funny, I don't see anything in the article about monsters encased in amber by tree-creatures.

You're not the only one who saw that cartoon, Bob. In fact, I suspect of the two of us I'm the only one who saw it as a kid - perhaps at all - because I was seven (give or take a year) when it came out and it was a bit too intense for me. You would have been what, four?

Spoiler: Because if we want to play dueling Super Saturday credentials here....

(Er... Super Sunday? Or is that a sporting event?)

Robotix was the one I had the toys for. That was an amazing Christmas, I got both an Argus with its separate 4-switch control console and a set that no doubt had a name but could best be described as "Miscellaneous Parts", which would have been a bit of a downer by itself but was a great adjunct set. Played with those until the plastic socket connectors started to crack.

I watched Jem despite it being for girls - there's a great Youtube channel where a guy restored all the tracks to modern MP3 quality, some of those songs are still catchy. I still remember being confused because the villain referred to his plans to take over Jerrica's record label as "getting the whole ball of wax" and I could not understand why someone would compare this big business to something useless and slightly unpleasant like a ball of wax.

Bigfoot and the Muscle Machines made me a super-fan of monster trucks for about two weeks until I found out the Orange Blossom Special wasn't really driven by a retired professor with a pet armadillo. You can't recover from that kind of disappointment.

After I played Project Firestart I got a nostalgia craving to watch Inhumanoids again - that's not gonna make sense to anyone who doesn't know both properties - so I went into it expecting some good scares and it amazed me how kinda cringe it was. For hell's sake, after that love potion stupidity or whatever Metlar ended up as a Fred Flintstone kind of dumbass schemy hubby with an overbearing wife. It's odd, I could still remember the fear but the thing that caused it had almost entirely faded, to the point that I didn't realize how misplaced and juvenile the fear was.

Jade Cargill twice this week? Ya got a new waifu, Bobby? Think you're gonna set those abs a-quiver by claiming you're spending your lonely nights thinking of her hot wet verisimilitude?


To be honest, "keep your kids far away from a 42 fat man child who will creep in the park" is just good general advice.

TBH if Bob wanted to flex about the dangers of drilling to the earth's core, he could have picked ANY B-plot Horror Movie of the 50s/60s with that very theme, or hell, that one episode of The Transformers (aptly named "The Core") where The Autobots have to stop Megatron from drilling to the Earth's core to harness the heat energy. Hell, even Starscream said it's dangerous because it would cause the earth to literally shatter and be destroyed, and as many other times (in-Universe ONLY, nothing to do with reality), he was fucking RIGHT.

ANY of those would be better than citing Inhumanoids since the danger wasn't actually drilling into the Earth, but accidentally releasing monsters by breaking open their amber encasement (believing said monsters were dead, but they weren't), but Inhumanoids had a limited run of very few episodes, it was almost like a miniseries, so maybe Bob picked it because "Hurr Durr I Know Obscure 80s Cartoon, friendo". (And, at this point, Hasbro/Sunbow/Marvel Productions was getting tiresome with the "Starscream Character In Every Sunbow Show" routine - Tyrannix in Robotix, D'compose in InHumanoids, and hell, Cobra Commander in his own damn show to Serpentor in GI Joe, and maybe only MOST of them voiced by Christopher Latta/Collins).

 

[Adamska]

You're not the only one who saw that cartoon, Bob. In fact, I suspect of the two of us I'm the only one who saw it as a kid - perhaps at all - because I was seven (give or take a year) when it came out and it was a bit too intense for me. You would have been what, four?

Spoiler: Because if we want to play dueling Super Saturday credentials here....

(Er... Super Sunday? Or is that a sporting event?)

Robotix was the one I had the toys for. That was an amazing Christmas, I got both an Argus with its separate 4-switch control console and a set that no doubt had a name but could best be described as "Miscellaneous Parts", which would have been a bit of a downer by itself but was a great adjunct set. Played with those until the plastic socket connectors started to crack.

I watched Jem despite it being for girls - there's a great Youtube channel where a guy restored all the tracks to modern MP3 quality, some of those songs are still catchy. I still remember being confused because the villain referred to his plans to take over Jerrica's record label as "getting the whole ball of wax" and I could not understand why someone would compare this big business to something useless and slightly unpleasant like a ball of wax.

Bigfoot and the Muscle Machines made me a super-fan of monster trucks for about two weeks until I found out the Orange Blossom Special wasn't really driven by a retired professor with a pet armadillo. You can't recover from that kind of disappointment.

After I played Project Firestart I got a nostalgia craving to watch Inhumanoids again - that's not gonna make sense to anyone who doesn't know both properties - so I went into it expecting some good scares and it amazed me how kinda cringe it was. For hell's sake, after that love potion stupidity or whatever Metlar ended up as a Fred Flintstone kind of dumbass schemy hubby with an overbearing wife. It's odd, I could still remember the fear but the thing that caused it had almost entirely faded, to the point that I didn't realize how misplaced and juvenile the fear was.

I always love when Bob gets outed as being a fraudster when it comes to even something as simple as cartoons for babies from the 80s. Not knocking those cartoons given I enjoyed and have fond memories of a decent slew of those myself, just highlighting that this brainless fat oaf has to desperately posture and ook and eek about how he TOTALLY KNOWS [PRODUCT] because he googled it to try to affirm fake credentials for it without seriously doing a deep dive before hand.

He's so used to just getting away with it since people either humor him or just can't be arsed to point it out that he just keeps proving that he's a completely incompetent idiot who probably has an intellectual disability of some sort given his broken brain thinking.

 

[Mola Ram]

I always love when Bob gets outed as being a fraudster when it comes to even something as simple as cartoons for babies from the 80s. Not knocking those cartoons given I enjoyed and have fond memories of a decent slew of those myself, just highlighting that this brainless fat oaf has to desperately posture and ook and eek about how he TOTALLY KNOWS [PRODUCT] because he googled it to try to affirm fake credentials for it without seriously doing a deep dive before hand.

He's so used to just getting away with it since people either humor him or just can't be arsed to point it out that he just keeps proving that he's a completely incompetent idiot who probably has an intellectual disability of some sort given his broken brain thinking.

Part of it, I think, is Bob's desperate craving to be considered a Gen X'er rather than a Millennial. Inhumanoids' brief run came in 1986, and it was short enough that reruns were something of a rarity. This happened when Bob was all of three years old, and while I don't doubt his parents happily parked his ass in front of a tv for hours on end without concern for what he was watching rather than deal with him, I highly doubt Bob retained anything of the original run other than vague impressions. If he had the toys, they may have had a longer lasting impression. But if Bob had been born in the 70s . . . well, he'd be 9 or 10 when Inhumanoids ran, and so have a better claim to having experienced it in its original run.

I don't know why he wants to be a Gen Xer so bad. It's not like being part of a different generational cohort would improve anything about him.

 

[The tired cat]

My god, Blobbo and his band of retards talking about Ukraine vs Russia conflict seriously makes me wanna deck them all in a mouth.

 

[Adamska]

I don't know why he wants to be a Gen Xer so bad. It's not like being part of a different generational cohort would improve anything about him.

Because the broken psychological pin that WAS Kevin Smith, victim appropriator and enabler of Harvey Weinstein, is a Gen X'er. For some insane reason, Bob really wanted to pretend he was like that predator enabling poseur and kept the LARP for no reason. I guess it's also combined with that pathological need to not take Ls, since millenials get made fun of quite a bit.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

As if Bob can afford a trip to Disneyworld.

He's probably been bugging Chris to fly him there for free when Chris' family take the trip. Except Chris is still going to be paying off his new kitchen and buying expensive beer so he won't be able to carry the extra baggage.

Because the broken psychological pin that WAS Kevin Smith, victim appropriator and enabler of Harvey Weinstein, is a Gen X'er. For some insane reason, Bob really wanted to pretend he was like that predator enabling poseur and kept the LARP for no reason. I guess it's also combined with that pathological need to not take Ls, since millenials get made fun of quite a bit.

There was a lot of advertisement when Bob was a kid about how kids at the time were Gen X. Even in the Simpsons, Lisa calls her and Bart Gen Xers though by that point they would have been millenials. It's like how in the mid-10s, people were calling Gen Zed teens Millennials because they didn't understand the cut off point. So Bob's brain associated himself with Gen X, and this was further enforced by Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarnatino, actual Gen Xers, making movies that appealed to him and he thought were cool, so clearly they were his people.

Bob always trusts the science, until it tells him something he doesn't like.

 

[Imposteroak]

I don't know why he wants to be a Gen Xer so bad. It's not like being part of a different generational cohort would improve anything about him.

It's partially him trying to act like he is a wizened sage that was there when all this nerd pop culture was first being cultivated.

I think it's also part of his macho bravado he trots out every once in a while. He doesn't wanna be associated with the wimpy millennial lefties, he wants to be perceived as that angry punk rock gen Xer. You can tell he gets really insecure about being seen as a limp wristed do nothing faggot, and tries to puff his chest. Fun part of it all is all you have to do is say retard and he curls up like a whiney pearl clutching baby. It's part of why his persona is so confusing, him trying to reconcile his edgey irreverent attitude while still trying to stay in good standing with the wokies.

 

[EnemyStand]

It's part of why his persona is so confusing, him trying to reconcile his edgey irreverent attitude while still trying to stay in good standing with the wokies.

To be fair, you just described any Democrat over age 25.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He couldn't fit on the plane.

And even if they could force him through, the plane couldn't take off due to excess weight.

That depends on the airplane. The C-17 Globemaster III could do it, provided Blobbert was the only piece of cargo and the number of crew aboard was kept to the absolute minimum.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

That depends on the airplane. The C-17 Globemaster III could do it, provided Blobbert was the only piece of cargo and the number of crew aboard was kept to the absolute minimum.

Maybe, but you'd probably have to strap him to the roof.

 

[BScCollateral]

And even if they could force him through, the plane couldn't take off due to excess weight.

The plane that could carry Bob was destroyed in Ukraine recently.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob thinks the "working class" should be the Thinking Class instead, because in the Soopeeryah Fyootchah which was foretold to him by Disney in the Book of Epcot, Robots with AI do all the physical tasks, leaving the hyoomans to do only Thinking.

Bob's problem here (among countless others) is that machines tend to break down. And when they do, how the hell is Bob going to fix them? Additionally, physical strength (which, like mental strength, Bob is completely bereft of) will always be required in some form. Those robots aren't going to create themselves, you know.

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Except *Russian people* don't think Russia as a landmass demarcated by a "hypothetical" line on the map. Instead, like all normal people not poisoned by postmodern sophistry, they think their nation as a cultural heritage -- and Ukraine is not only just part of that heritage but its very origin.

If Moviebob's so obsessed with "arbitrary borders", maybe he should stop living in a "basement apartment"; all apartments, houses, and condo effectively constructed with "arbitrary borders" called walls--kitchen walls, bathroom walls, bedroom walls, etc.

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Being the Thinker™ that he is, you'd think Moviebob was already aware about China's rampant IP piracy.

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Welcome to America's ass, Bob!

As if Bob can afford a trip to Disneyworld.

As if Moviebob could afford to visit Los Angeles.

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Out-of-touch elitist film critic bends the knee for out-of-touch "comedian" Stephen Colbert:

Because if Colbert and Moviebob had their way, the only vehicles we'll be using forty years from now will be Flintstone Mobiles, like the one seen below:

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Sexistbob (decensored):

I believe you posted something on Twitter years ago about how you hated that eugenics was taineted by Nazis and racists and never genuinely apologized for writing it. 'Memba that one, you fat, faschist fuckwad?

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Moviebob, a lazy, useless, openly bigoted, sympathy-incompatible film critic should follow his own advice and start pounding sand:

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Um...:

From the attached thread:

Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians. Facebook owner Meta is also temporarily allowing some posts that call for death to Russian President Putin or Belarusian President Lukashenko in countries including Russia, Ukraine, and Poland, according to internal emails to its content moderators. In a statement, Meta addressed its temporary change in hate speech policy, which allows Facebook and Instagram users in some countries to call for violence against Russians and Russian soldiers in the context of the Ukraine invasion:

"As a result of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, we have temporarily made allowances for forms of political expression that would normally violate our rules live violent speech such as 'death to the Russian invaders'. We still won't allow credible calls for violence against Russian civilians."
--An anonymous spokesperson for Meta

This presents an interesting--and frightening--question: Did Moviebob read beyond the first post? If he did, then Bob actually agrees with the context about not calling for violence against innocent Russian citizens who do not agree with what Putin's doing. If Bob didn't... well... he's even more virulently evil than previously demonstrated.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

As if Bob can afford anything but boos and fast food.

FTFY

 

[Positron]

Bobby has "morals" that can be troubled (Reuter article)


Bobby called it.


Bobby "called it" that the Ukraine bullshit is part of the "great info war", but if you think that the west has been puppeteering Ukraine against Russia, you are a QAnon who believes that Hillary Rodham has serpent DNAs.

How?

Just as BLM is just a Wendy's getting burnt down, the Western injunction against Russia simply means no more McD's.


Bobby thinks he is the potential clientele of Deutsche Bank:

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Reckoning descends on a SJW librarian (article). DEI is "diversity, equity and inclusion":


The white ghouls contributes nothing but pollution, yet makes enough money to drive casually in huge trucks for weeks.

So being able to use big words means you are flushed.

Bobby Believes the conspiracy theory that someone is keeping gas price high. And Chu-chu's brains has just got bigger.


It is apparently a sin for a spokeswoman to face the press with a smile:


Bobby denies something that a Democrat spokeswoman just said.


Like the model Superior Futurist -- I mean homosexual pedophile -- George Takei, Bobby is happy to eat up higher gas prices, though not for the sake of Ukraine. Bobby hopes inflation would starve the MAGA ghouls.

I think the gif is from Bigmouth. Like I said, homosexual pedophile.

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From Yellow Fever to Tuberculosis.

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The AIDS-ridden crybullies made Chapek bend the knees. Bobby is skeptical.




More backlash from parents who delegate their parenting duty to Disney.


Darned if you do, darned if you don't. If you don't cast coloreds in your military drama, you are erasing them. If you cast coloreds, you are obscuring the racist history of America.

Hollywood keeps telling THESE stories from history because people are familiar with them, and Hollywood needs to make money. Nitwit.

Bobby "called it" again.

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Attention whore Grimes likes men:


Fucking creep:

What are "Lucys"?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The Russian church is also guys who believe blessing roads will stop people from having car accidents or that blessing rockets will help 'em go into space faster. Even if they are right about the west, doesn't change they are a gathering of corrupt or nutso breathing wankers.

Lots of religions (and New Age spiritual movements) believe that performing rituals have real world effects. Whether you (or a church) believes it or not is a matter of faith. What the Russian Church is objecting to is the fact that government is basically stepping in and making its beliefs mandatory through policy and via promotion in schools.

I don't know why he wants to be a Gen Xer so bad. It's not like being part of a different generational cohort would improve anything about him.

I believe he thinks that the early 80s was something of a Golden Age of Kid-dom. All of the best cartoons come from that time (Transformers, G.I Joe, the myriad of toy based cartoons that Consoomers like Bob would cream their pants over,) the early 80's had the best nerd movies (Star Wars, Dark Crystal, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan.) It was the Golden Age of Arcades, Malls, and Pizza places; it saw the birth of the Mario and Zelda video games and early cartoons. Bright colors and rainbows were everywhere. Kids still had the freedom to wander about the neighborhood without the fear of pedos and life was still fairly optimistic. Kids expected to go into space one day and to do much better than their parents had. If Bob had been born in the late 70's, early 80s, he would have been the perfect age to take advantage of all this era had to offer. Instead, Bob's salad days as a kid came in the 1990s: the Age of Darkness and Cynicism. And Sonic the Hedgehog, nemesis of Mario, Bob's Spirit Guide.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

blobbo cant even analyze movies well. his political hot takes are borderline mongoloid

Calling him a borderline mongoloid is far too generous. Bob crossed the line of going full-blown mongoloid years ago.

 

[Tronathon242]

My god, Blobbo and his band of retards talking about Ukraine vs Russia conflict seriously makes me wanna deck them all in a mouth.

They can't make reasonable observations about entertainment media, so why would they be able to do it with this conflict? They don't understand the nuances of history, culture, or geopolitics related to this at all, they only get sloganeering and absolutist stances, hence why Bob sneers at people who don't want to have to give blood and plasma to pay for gas and food just to spite Putin.

Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.

 

[EnemyStand]

They can't make reasonable observations about entertainment media, so why would they be able to do it with this conflict? They don't understand the nuances of history, culture, or geopolitics related to this at all, they only get sloganeering and absolutist stances, hence why Bob sneers at people who don't want to have to give blood and plasma to pay for gas and food just to spite Putin.

Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.

The program they downloaded is "Russia Bad." It's as simple as that. NPCs man, they can't think, can't research, can't do anything their programmers don't tell them to do.

 

[salubrious hog]

Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.

IIRC the "de-nazification" rhetoric goes back to the initial start of conflict back in 2014. To be fair also, this is all coming from the country that arguably suffered the most losses at the hands of Germans during ww2, so justified or not it's probably not entirely cynical on the part of the Russians. That said, it is certainly surreal that we're expected to believe that the nazi elements in Ukraine represent a fringe element when nearly half of the pictures I have seen put out in the media of Ukrainian army and volunteers feature some stripe of "nazi" iconography