Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.
Putin doesn't understand the Western left. Leftists are slaves and they're happy about it.
 
Like the model Superior Futurist -- I mean homosexual pedophile -- George Takei, Bobby is happy to eat up higher gas prices, though not for the sake of Ukraine. Bobby hopes inflation would starve the MAGA ghouls.
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I think the gif is from Bigmouth. Like I said, homosexual pedophile.
It is indeed from Bigmouth
Bobby thinks he is the potential clientele of Deutsche Bank:
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"HEY GUYS! I KNOW THE MAYMAY TOO!" The 41 year old said to the internet. He then spent 2 hours trying to find a picture of those "big faced fellows who say 'dump eet'".
Bobby Believes the conspiracy theory that someone is keeping gas price high. And Chu-chu's brains has just got bigger.
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Reminder that Bob seriously tried to push some home made conspiracy that Bill Barr was actually working for Trump and would help him take over DC or some drivel.
Bobby denies something that a Democrat spokeswoman just said.
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Bob is actually right here. That exact phrase was never uttered. However it is what the retards mean. Beyond Colbert's embarrassing propaganda, I have seen sooooooooo many tards speak out against concerns of rising gas prices. The amount of condescension coming from them is infuriating, from people saying anyone complaining is driving a big ass truck and/or car to people saying that they can just stop drinking coffee at starbucks and if they can do that to pay for gas then the complainers have nothing to complain about. I know someone IRL who was complaining about the state government and said "They should all just switch to electric cars". When it was pointed out that there's gonna be rising energy costs anyways and switching to an all electric fleet would increase that demand this person threw up their hands and said "They can put solar panels on the roofs! It's not that hard". I can confirm that this person is on the "right side" of history though you could probably already figure that out yourself.

All of this bullshit is "let them eat cake". Your car or truck you've been driving is now too expensive to drive? Fuck you! Buy electric. Higher energy costs getting you down? Fuck you! Put a solar panel on your roof. Wonder how you're gonna make ends meet? Fuck you! Stop buying a coffee and other shit you enjoy.

I'm being sardonic because this pisses me off something fierce. It angers me because none of this was our choice. We didn't choose to shut down the world for over a year, despite applause for it. The government did. We are only now starting to see the effects of that and I don't know if we're past the tipping point. It's fine, though, for people like Bob and lesser brother. Bob will never have children who will have to suffer because of this and lesser brother cares too much about virtue signaling to care what happens to his moppets.
Fucking creep:
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Gail Simone is the one on the right
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According to Wikipedia her notable works are:

Birds of Prey
Secret Six
Welcome to Tranquility
Wonder Woman
Red Sonja
Batgirl

She's a diversity hire who's every single comic that she's worked on combined has been out sold by single issues of Demon Slayer. Bob is dying of thirst to have this whale write a story where Jessica Jones scissors herself.
 
It is indeed from Bigmouth

"HEY GUYS! I KNOW THE MAYMAY TOO!" The 41 year old said to the internet. He then spent 2 hours trying to find a picture of those "big faced fellows who say 'dump eet'".

Reminder that Bob seriously tried to push some home made conspiracy that Bill Barr was actually working for Trump and would help him take over DC or some drivel.

Bob is actually right here. That exact phrase was never uttered. However it is what the retards mean. Beyond Colbert's embarrassing propaganda, I have seen sooooooooo many tards speak out against concerns of rising gas prices. The amount of condescension coming from them is infuriating, from people saying anyone complaining is driving a big ass truck and/or car to people saying that they can just stop drinking coffee at starbucks and if they can do that to pay for gas then the complainers have nothing to complain about. I know someone IRL who was complaining about the state government and said "They should all just switch to electric cars". When it was pointed out that there's gonna be rising energy costs anyways and switching to an all electric fleet would increase that demand this person threw up their hands and said "They can put solar panels on the roofs! It's not that hard". I can confirm that this person is on the "right side" of history though you could probably already figure that out yourself.

All of this bullshit is "let them eat cake". Your car or truck you've been driving is now too expensive to drive? Fuck you! Buy electric. Higher energy costs getting you down? Fuck you! Put a solar panel on your roof. Wonder how you're gonna make ends meet? Fuck you! Stop buying a coffee and other shit you enjoy.

I'm being sardonic because this pisses me off something fierce. It angers me because none of this was our choice. We didn't choose to shut down the world for over a year, despite applause for it. The government did. We are only now starting to see the effects of that and I don't know if we're past the tipping point. It's fine, though, for people like Bob and lesser brother. Bob will never have children who will have to suffer because of this and lesser brother cares too much about virtue signaling to care what happens to his moppets.

Gail Simone is the one on the right
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According to Wikipedia her notable works are:

Birds of Prey
Secret Six
Welcome to Tranquility
Wonder Woman
Red Sonja
Batgirl

She's a diversity hire who's every single comic that she's worked on combined has been out sold by single issues of Demon Slayer. Bob is dying of thirst to have this whale write a story where Jessica Jones scissors herself.
Diversity Hire is way too much of a compliment. Gail was hired because she coined "women in refrigerators" which is basically just an excuse to bitch whenever a female character is hurt, killed, or mildly inconvenienced, that means the writer hates women.

Its a really retarded premise, but it got her enough attention to get her in to the comics industry. She has a weird clique of psychophants, who pitched a shit fit when she got fired from DC for not turning anything in.

Linkara also fucking worshipped her, it was creepy as hell.



You may also recognize her as the "woman" Jim Sterling seems to be trying to transition into.
 
Moviebob is a Democrat boot licker in a post-COVID-19 world... which means Moviebob is literally no different from who he was during COVID-19... which also means means Moviebob is literally no different from who he was before COVID-19.



Bobby "called it" that the Ukraine bullshit is part of the "great info war", but if you think that the west has been puppeteering Ukraine against Russia, you are a QAnon who believes that Hillary Rodham has serpent DNAs.
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How?
Wait... Führer Hillary doesn't have reptilian DNA? Does anyone have proof that Führer Hillary doesn't have reptilian DNA?



Just as BLM is just a Wendy's getting burnt down, the Western injunction against Russia simply means no more McD's.
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Moviebob: "Vill somebody think of the Byig Myiks!"



Reckoning descends on a SJW librarian (article). DEI is "diversity, equity and inclusion":
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In Moviebob's case, DEI stands for "Diabolical, Egotistical, and Ignorant... ical".



The white ghouls contributes nothing but pollution, yet makes enough money to drive casually in huge trucks for weeks.
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So being able to use big words means you are flushed.
Take away Moviebob's Patreon account, and he'll know first-hand what economic anxiety truly is.



Bobby Believes the conspiracy theory that someone is keeping gas price high. And Chu-chu's brains has just got bigger.
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That's due, in part, to America buying its energy resources from foreign (and often hostile) regious, you braindead Bostonian!



Bobby denies something that a Democrat spokeswoman just said.
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Shut the FUCK up, Bob!



Like the model Superior Futurist -- I mean homosexual pedophile -- George Takei, Bobby is happy to eat up higher gas prices, though not for the sake of Ukraine. Bobby hopes inflation would starve the MAGA ghouls.
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I think the gif is from Bigmouth. Like I said, homosexual pedophile.
Persian_Darius_ is correct here.

And, of course, Moviebob's gas is costing more. Thanks to spikes in minimum wage rates in blue regions, those fast-food burritos cost a buck or two more than they did three years ago.



Moviebob talks about not using a thesaurus, despite using one himself because it's OK when Bob uses one but not anyone else.



The AIDS-ridden crybullies made Chapek bend the knees. Bobby is skeptical.
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"An angry guy looking to take it out on someone/something", huh? Looks like you can mark off "Self-Descriptive Statement" on your Moviebob Bingo card!



Darned if you do, darned if you don't. If you don't cast coloreds in your military drama, you are erasing them. If you cast coloreds, you are obscuring the racist history of America.
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Hollywood keeps telling THESE stories from history because people are familiar with them, and Hollywood needs to make money. Nitwit.
And if you hire Moviebob as your casting director, you need to be excommunicated and banned from the film industry pronto!



Well, it's not Moviebob cosplaying as Angry Mario, so... I guess that's positive.



[shrugs] I dunno.
 
Because it gives them a chance to be children again. That's why they love Disney, the company will take away their freedoms, but give them mindless entertainment that makes them feel special.
It seems like that's the only time they ever felt safe or happy. But their parents did poor job of raising them seeing how bad they are at being adults.
 
Bobby has "morals" that can be troubled (Reuter article)
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Bobby called it.
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Bobby "called it" that the Ukraine bullshit is part of the "great info war", but if you think that the west has been puppeteering Ukraine against Russia, you are a QAnon who believes that Hillary Rodham has serpent DNAs.
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How?

Just as BLM is just a Wendy's getting burnt down, the Western injunction against Russia simply means no more McD's.
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Bobby thinks he is the potential clientele of Deutsche Bank:
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Reckoning descends on a SJW librarian (article). DEI is "diversity, equity and inclusion":
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The white ghouls contributes nothing but pollution, yet makes enough money to drive casually in huge trucks for weeks.
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So being able to use big words means you are flushed.

Bobby Believes the conspiracy theory that someone is keeping gas price high. And Chu-chu's brains has just got bigger.
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It is apparently a sin for a spokeswoman to face the press with a smile:
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Bobby denies something that a Democrat spokeswoman just said.
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Like the model Superior Futurist -- I mean homosexual pedophile -- George Takei, Bobby is happy to eat up higher gas prices, though not for the sake of Ukraine. Bobby hopes inflation would starve the MAGA ghouls.
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I think the gif is from Bigmouth. Like I said, homosexual pedophile.



From Yellow Fever to Tuberculosis.
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The AIDS-ridden crybullies made Chapek bend the knees. Bobby is skeptical.
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More backlash from parents who delegate their parenting duty to Disney.
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Darned if you do, darned if you don't. If you don't cast coloreds in your military drama, you are erasing them. If you cast coloreds, you are obscuring the racist history of America.
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Hollywood keeps telling THESE stories from history because people are familiar with them, and Hollywood needs to make money. Nitwit.

Bobby "called it" again.
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Attention whore Grimes likes men:
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Fucking creep:
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What are "Lucys"?
The "Lucys" thing is referring to a 2014 sci-fi movie, "Lucy". Which Bob totally watched. Long story short, this chick named Lucy becomes a drug mule, has the drugs sewn into her belly, she gets kicked in the belly, and the drugs seep out giving her telekinesis, mental time travel, enhanced strength and mental abilities, and also can't feel pain. (EDIT: Ninja'd by @Sexy Senior Citizen )

Also NO, Bob. Koi do not have teeth. The worst that'll happen is they'll happily gum people cutely but in a frenzied way. They do that anyway without caffeine. (Source: I used to hang out at the koi pond at University, I know how these adorable fuckers work). Nobody's getting piranha'd. Also caffeine isn't great for fish. Please do not do this Bob. Please don't even JOKE about this, Bob. Koi do not deserve the fallout of your stupid ideas, even if it's not you doing it, but some idiot on Twitter who saw your tweet and doesn't know how jokes work, as you clearly don't because of your ignorance about Koi.
 
This would imply that every woman Bob's age that he knows is miraculously gay and that's why they won't touch him. I don't know if this a cope, a bizarre made up flex that's only impressive to retards like him, or he's so sheltered in his progressiveness that the only irl women he knows are bull dykes.
I think it's more Bob never really matured past his teenage years.

I'm around the same age as Bob (a bit younger) and during my teens, there was a fad (at least in the UK) for women being bi-sexual or "bi-curious". In practice this meant some women would kiss a female friend in order to impress a guy. Like all fads, it passed, but I don't think Bob ever got the memo.

I don't know why he wants to be a Gen Xer so bad. It's not like being part of a different generational cohort would improve anything about him.
When I mention things like growing up watching Saturday morning cartoons, or have a political opinion outside the SJW hipster stereotype, I'm called Gen X. Other times I'm called a millennial, usually when someone wants to disregard what I'm saying.

So my guess is he doesn't want his opinions dismissed as the raving nonsense of a millennial, in the same way he doesn't wear his trench coat and fedora because he doesn't want to be dismissed as a neckbeard.
 
I'm around the same age as Bob (a bit younger) and during my teens, there was a fad (at least in the UK) for women being bi-sexual or "bi-curious". In practice this meant some women would kiss a female friend in order to impress a guy. Like all fads, it passed, but I don't think Bob ever got the memo
It wasn't just a UK thing. In the states, during the 90's the women here suddenly decided that they were gay as if they were on the same retarded cycle. They all fell out of it with not too much damage because it wasn't like there was an entire industry pushing them into this and permanently destroying their bodies. We had tattoo artists for that.
 
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Diversity Hire is way too much of a compliment. Gail was hired because she coined "women in refrigerators" which is basically just an excuse to bitch whenever a female character is hurt, killed, or mildly inconvenienced, that means the writer hates women.

Its a really retarded premise, but it got her enough attention to get her in to the comics industry. She has a weird clique of psychophants, who pitched a shit fit when she got fired from DC for not turning anything in.

Linkara also fucking worshipped her, it was creepy as hell.



You may also recognize her as the "woman" Jim Sterling seems to be trying to transition into.

To be fair, when she is not being a condescending asshole that hates comic fans. She is a really good writer. It's just a shame her talent is mostly tainted because of her focus on politics, and what you mentioned of the Women in refrigerator.
They can't make reasonable observations about entertainment media, so why would they be able to do it with this conflict? They don't understand the nuances of history, culture, or geopolitics related to this at all, they only get sloganeering and absolutist stances, hence why Bob sneers at people who don't want to have to give blood and plasma to pay for gas and food just to spite Putin.

Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.

That's what is more frustrating about this. It's clear this crayon eating dipshit is way out of his element, but still goes to run his fucking mouth, and utter the extremist ideas that if done would lead to a nuclear war. But he is too stupid/arrogant to see if all the world goes to war. His ass would be first on go out as death is not selective. Nor does he understand strategy as mentioned before. He thinks Putin is a fucking Saturday morning cartoon. When in fact, this was a premeditated conflict from both sides.

But fuck doing research, and instead going all "Murica" am I right?
 
Lots of religions (and New Age spiritual movements) believe that performing rituals have real world effects. Whether you (or a church) believes it or not is a matter of faith. What the Russian Church is objecting to is the fact that government is basically stepping in and making its beliefs mandatory through policy and via promotion in schools.
The Orthodox Church and lots of anti-Soviet right-wingers thought that post-Soviet Russia would look like Tsarist Russia and that people would cry out for Orthodoxy, autocracy and nationality.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you see it) 70 years of state atheism had a massive impact on the average Russian and most Russians don't really care about the Orthodox Church or see it as just being a part of their national identity, a bit like how some people in the UK view the Church of England, instead of genuinely following its precepts. Part of this is because the Orthodox Church collaborated with the Soviet Union and was to some extent subverted by the state, part of this is because after the fall of the USSR it aligned itself with the right in Russia by doing things like canonising Tsar Nicholas II as "St Nicholas the Passion-Bearer", and part of this is because Russia was very much an atheist nation by the 1990's and people saw no reason to show any interest in religion.
 
They can't make reasonable observations about entertainment media, so why would they be able to do it with this conflict? They don't understand the nuances of history, culture, or geopolitics related to this at all, they only get sloganeering and absolutist stances, hence why Bob sneers at people who don't want to have to give blood and plasma to pay for gas and food just to spite Putin.

Incidentally, I find it amusing about how Bob and his ilk dismiss the neo-Nazi elements in Ukraine. I'm convinced that Putin called his operation a "de-Nazification" in an attempt to try and appeal to the Western Left at large because they've been seeing goose steppers in their soup for half a decade now. However, they don't get what the Azov Battalion or even the history of the Banderists and the OUN-B is all about, so it just went through one ear and out the other.

It did work with stalinists (which are fucking retarded to begin with) and some fringe contrarians that bitch about people ignoring much smaller conflicts while focusing on this one, which is by far one of the most relevant conflicts since World War II. Pretty much everyone who has been keeping an eye on the conflict knows about Azov, but they are obviously not representative of the majority of Ukrainians, so you only get some pundits using them as a point, usually ones that were against Ukraine since the 2014 conflict!

Blob also hates communists so he would be against their faction of choice simply because, too lol!

I think it's more Bob never really matured past his teenage years.

So my guess is he doesn't want his opinions dismissed as the raving nonsense of a millennial, in the same way he doesn't wear his trench coat and fedora because he doesn't want to be dismissed as a neckbeard.
Precisely! Many of us had our moments in which we were closer to Bob, as in having emotionally charged opinions and not doing much in the way of research. Intellectual maturity takes time, and being ignorant is the default status of man. You can't blame someone for being ignorant, you can criticize someone for not evolving beyond this status, and you can seriously blame someone who is proud of their ignorance. Bob is firmly the latter, he sees himself as a thinker despite his colossal ignorance, and his bloated ego is beyond measure. He certainly is a manbaby, his points aren't based on reason and logic but on emotionally charged "reasonings", he is a prime example of why age isn't necessarily a good measure of wisdom!

Some of his posts read like a pissed off 12 years old's venting, except more wordy. After all, he does need a richer vocabulary to pass himself as a thinker lol!

That's what is more frustrating about this. It's clear this crayon eating dipshit is way out of his element, but still goes to run his fucking mouth, and utter the extremist ideas that if done would lead to a nuclear war. But he is too stupid/arrogant to see if all the world goes to war. His ass would be first on go out as death is not selective. Nor does he understand strategy as mentioned before. He thinks Putin is a fucking Saturday morning cartoon. When in fact, this was a premeditated conflict from both sides.

But fuck doing research, and instead going all "Murica" am I right?
To be fair, we are seeing a lot of immature, emotionally charged reactions from both sides. Like some retards banning beef stroganoff from restaurant menus and boycotting vodka brands that aren't even russian, from people cheering on every russian decision. Bob isn't alone on acting like a manbaby retard on this one, unfortunately situations like these end up fanning anti-russian/ukrainian sentiments and people that have nothing to do with the doings of Putin and Zelensky get hurt despite doing fucking nothing!

This is to be expected as most people know fuck all about geopolitics. In fact, most people know jack shit outside their areas of interest, which is why media frenzies inevitably lead to clout chasers doing retarded shit to posture themselves on subjects they know nothing about, going all the way from drunkards to legislators!
 
It is apparently a sin for a spokeswoman to face the press with a smile:
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This is insanity. This is Bob 1000% cutting off his nose, ears and plucking his retard eyes to spite off his retarded face. This is not about feelings you retarded mongoloid, do pronouns fill up your gas tank? Posts like this make me want to buy a burner phone just to engage him a la John Spetznaz.

It's not even a gotcha, mcdonalds will raise prices, mt dew will raise its prices, this affects him too.

Young couples in America can't afford to buy a home and now there is a real choice between gas and food on the table, what the hell is to joke about?

It is the condescending tone of his reply, as if this basement, dwelling imbecile can afford an electric car. He really has no idea that cities will burn in the summer and not because a pet negro od'd. I know it's petty, but he will get that 'oh shit' moment soon where no amount of cope will stop the delusion.
 
It is the condescending tone of his reply, as if this basement, dwelling imbecile can afford an electric car. He really has no idea that cities will burn in the summer and not because a pet negro od'd. I know it's petty, but he will get that 'oh shit' moment soon where no amount of cope will stop the delusion.
A bit optimistic if you ask me. He'll always be delusional.
 
Finally there is a French "Scary Movies" type of spoof called Commando Ninja, who takes everything from Mad Max and Jurassic Park to Nintendo games and put them all through a splattery blender. The villain's henchman looks familiar...
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I backed it AND the sequel on kickstarter. (Though unlike scary movie, it's funny and entertaining.) Should I provide my copy for a movie night?

Just kidding! The creator put it on YouTube.
 
I'm being sardonic because this pisses me off something fierce. It angers me because none of this was our choice. We didn't choose to shut down the world for over a year, despite applause for it. The government did. We are only now starting to see the effects of that and I don't know if we're past the tipping point. It's fine, though, for people like Bob and lesser brother. Bob will never have children who will have to suffer because of this and lesser brother cares too much about virtue signaling to care what happens to his moppets.

It wasn't the choice of the 76 million people who voted for Trump. With or without the 4am Vote Fairy, millions more voted specifically for this. This was promised, and this is what we've got.
 
I think it's more Bob never really matured past his teenage years.

I'm around the same age as Bob (a bit younger) and during my teens, there was a fad (at least in the UK) for women being bi-sexual or "bi-curious". In practice this meant some women would kiss a female friend in order to impress a guy. Like all fads, it passed, but I don't think Bob ever got the memo.


When I mention things like growing up watching Saturday morning cartoons, or have a political opinion outside the SJW hipster stereotype, I'm called Gen X. Other times I'm called a millennial, usually when someone wants to disregard what I'm saying.

So my guess is he doesn't want his opinions dismissed as the raving nonsense of a millennial, in the same way he doesn't wear his trench coat and fedora because he doesn't want to be dismissed as a neckbeard.
I never really disagree with Bob being Gen X, Mainly because when I was leaving high school, in the early 2010s I was taught a millennial was any person born during the late 20th century, but turned 18 years old after the new millennium, So born during the years 1982-1999. (I know that change the definition later in the 2010s and made zoomers start around 1997 I think). So I never had a problem with bobo seeing himself as gen X since I think he was born in 81. HOWEVER him wanting to be seen as Gen X by the general public. makes him more much cringe. Since everyone know millennials are seen a big babies, who love their capeshit, toys, and being snowflakes So he will fit right in. While around here Gen Xers don't do bugman stuff, and have houses and families with kids in high school or sometimes older. And smoke meat all day or ride their motor cycles, or drive convertibles, but a bit more in the know about things then boomers. So bob wanting to be seen as Gen X makes him look older and more pathetic not less.
 
BAWWWWWWWWW PEOPLE LIKE THE DUDE BRO SUPERHEROE FILMS!
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Physical strength is obsolete. Future wars are won with Emmas With Two Moms.
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Human 'capital' makes nations strong, you can have all the money and cool high tech murderware in the world but it's not going to mean jack if some limp wristed weakling is too stupid to use it correctly. Moreover, screeching about automation is bizarre non sequitur when the guy was talking about families and people that make up nations.
 
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