Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He’s more pissed on the fact that the studio fix the design on Sonic rather than the quality of the movie itself.
The funniest thing about that entire story was that he was with everyone in mocking the original design right up until the studio announced that they were going to redesign it after listening to all the complaints. He was perfectly okay with mocking the design, but for some reason he didn't like the studio actually changing it.
 
Bobby made a blooper and his distractors descended on him like sharks. Bobby big mad.
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If you look like Bobby, perhaps you shouldn't try to "own" other men by their looks.

You know, taking 5 seconds to google search may have saved "not sober enough" some grief, let us alone is an unofficial motto of the state of Florida and was in the running to be the official motto, also the gator has the correct perspective, thats the other side of its jaw.

Also, I always find it hilarious that Bob thinks he's in any position to critique others on the basis of their looks, Bob looks like an obese gremlin with no sense of hygene, he looks like he would smell of cheep booze and Body Odor. Yet Bob thinks he has the right to look down on other's for their appearance, two dudes who look fine as well, they don't look great, but neither looks as unhealthy or pathetic as Bob does.
 
Evil Russia buddies up with Good China. Who'd have thunk it?
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Let's get Good China out of the way first, because Bobby got into a little trouble concerning a pretty lady from Evil Russia.
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Here comes the main course: "Village bicycle Princess Peach", someone was typing with his dick.
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Complete the sentence: "MovieBob has the aesthetic sensibility of ____________."

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Of course Bobby and co. cannot distinguish between "aesthetics" and "politics":
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Lyn McClosky got it wrong. I'm sure Bobby is extremely thirsty at Plotnikova.

Someone sent Bobby running for Wikipedia:
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People won't let our Male Feminist go for his "village bicycle" remark:
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I think that particular gif has become the new "Cow Tools".

The charge against Bobby are "racism" and "sexism". Let's separate the two: for some reason a huge number of Bob's supporters insist Russian is not a race.
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And of course you can't describe MovieBob without mentioning Eugenics:
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As for the accusation of sexism, Bobby got more and more deranged as the argument dragged on. At last he produced this golden remark:
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Even an ACAB rainbow flag found Bobby insufferable, as Bobby projected his capeshit generalizations, first to "MAGA trash", then to the whole of Russia.
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I've archived his "open season on people who ain't people" post; this is going to be the next fans' favorite.


Okay, let's hear what Bobby says about rich Democrat women:
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Better yet: "Bob Chipman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize because he did not snap half of Earth's population out of existence."

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Bobby wants Ginni Thomas locked up, presumably because she did not burn down Wendy's.
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More Bill Maher:
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NaziBob wants the gays to cut off from their "backward" conservative parents
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Indeed, I'm curious about how many groomer "teachers" got their masks torn off.

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The "backlash" is caused by Campion comparing her lily white "struggle" with the Sheboon Sisters, which of course has nothing to do with Rowling or the shemales Bobby worships.

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Now that the final trailer for the 2nd movie dropped. Fat ass is gonna sneer and seethe even harder than before.
You bet:
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It is called "tribute", Gui_Gui.

Some residuals from Star Wars. First he revealed the identity of the placard holder:
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No. Bobby called MCU the Globe Theatre of today and compared it with Sophocles.

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Trash:
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Synder hate:
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Wow pretty fitting, all the moderates and non retards have abandoned twitter so bob can argue with redditors and children of glowies all day (who are still cognisant enough to realize he's an absolute lunatic and will invariably plant the seed of doubt in their head that maybe there are bad people on their side too). Keep redpilling people all day while spamming the clap emotes retard :story: everyone knows that more emotes = you are clearly right and not mad at all.
 
Okay, let's hear what Bobby says about rich Democrat women:
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Better yet: "Bob Chipman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize because he did not snap half of Earth's population out of existence."
I like how his need to take a jab at Sinema, yet another woman who is a non-human for Bob, invalidates the point he's trying to make. He actually doesn't know why Sinema is a non-human to him, he just knows that's what he's supposed to say. Sinema votes with Biden 97.7% of the time which is more than Bernie Sanders, more than Tammy Baldwin, more than Kirsten Gillibrand, as much as Tim Kaine and Chuck Schumer, more than ELIZABETH WARREN and ED MARKEY (the two Massachusetts Senators) but does Bob know this or even care? No. He just knows he's supposed to hate her, so she's no longer a human and even worse than that she's not even an example of a "Democrat ... still preferable to best GQP" in his opinion while he's trying to make the case that any Democrat is inherently better and so should not be criticized.
 
You know, taking 5 seconds to google search may have saved "not sober enough" some grief, let us alone is an unofficial motto of the state of Florida and was in the running to be the official motto, also the gator has the correct perspective, that's the other side of its jaw.

Also, I always find it hilarious that Bob thinks he's in any position to critique others on the basis of their looks, Bob looks like an obese gremlin with no sense of hygiene, he looks like he would smell of cheep booze and Body Odor. Yet Bob thinks he has the right to look down on other's for their appearance, two dudes who look fine as well, they don't look great, but neither looks as unhealthy or pathetic as Bob does.
Bob's so nearsighted/braindead that he thought the white part of the other side of the jaw was a second mouth like motherfucking Alien. And now I can't unsee it. Thanks, Bob! [/sarcasm]
 
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Here comes the main course: "Village bicycle Princess Peach", someone was typing with his dick.
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Complete the sentence: "MovieBob has the aesthetic sensibility of ____________."
...a dead mackerel.



People won't let our Male Feminist go for his "village bicycle" remark:
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I think that particular gif has become the new "Cow Tools".
Or Moviebob's general reaction to AOC.



The charge against Bobby are "racism" and "sexism". Let's separate the two: for some reason a huge number of Bob's supporters insist Russian is not a race.
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Moviebob: "When I say something racist? You'll fucking KNOW IT."

Reality: "When you said that you find 'racism against whites acceptable' because it's 'funny' and 'nobody gets harmed in any way'? Yeah. You literally are a fucking racist, Bobby!"



And of course you can't describe MovieBob without mentioning Eugenics:
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To AeBeCeDeEFU:
Played Bob like a fiddle!



As for the accusation of sexism, Bobby got more and more deranged as the argument dragged on. At last he produced this golden remark:
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Moral hypocrisy, thy name is Moviebob.



Even an ACAB rainbow flag found Bobby insufferable, as Bobby projected his capeshit generalizations, first to "MAGA trash", then to the whole of Russia.
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I'm no fan of the ACAB crowd, but whenever one of its members calls Moviebob out on his bullshit, it brings a sadistic grin to my face.

Moviebob admits here that he's not on the side of the actual good guys.

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I've archived his "open season on people who ain't people" post; this is going to be the next fans' favorite.
There is something to glean from Moviebob's "you ain't a person" spree: Bob's giving his detractors and opponents bottomless magazines of free ammunition to use against him in the event his societal standing dips below cockroach. Moviebob shall reap the disrespect that he sows.



Okay, let's hear what Bobby says about rich Democrat women:

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Yet, the GOP's is still infinitely better than Moviebob at his best.

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Better yet: "Bob Chipman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize because he did not snap half of Earth's population out of existence."
Y'sure about that? The only way Moviebob would qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize is if he snapped himself out of existence.



"Jerbs"! Marked down.



Bobby wants Ginni Thomas locked up, presumably because she did not burn down Wendy's.
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Fuck... you... Bob! If Ginni Thomas wasn't involved in any of the violence, pursuing criminal charges against her is utterly frivolous.



No. The proper word for someone who fervently stays in one place while the world evolves him is, in reality, Moviebob.



NaziBob wants the gays to cut off from their "backward" conservative parents
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Bravo, zulways. Bra... vo.



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Indeed, I'm curious about how many groomer "teachers" got their masks torn off.
Oh, believe me when I say this: If any children were being "groomed" into something their parents didn't want them to become, the faces--and likely the heads--of those wearing those masks would also be torn off...



"Blatant TOS Violation" marked!



Resets "Hours Moviebob Hasn't Acted Like an Asshole" clock back down to zero.
 
Film Robert- Truly a master of wit and comebacks!
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>Get accused of being a eugenics supporter
>Dehumanizes the person how calls him out

Truly a 500IQ move. Also, "weren't a human"? Are they all a sudden a human after not being one?

Robert attempts to dunk on Peter Coffin-
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Peter Coffin being part of pro-Russia Communist Separatist party in Ukraine, doesn't make Robert's Nazi-like rhetoric any less Nazi-like. 2 wrong don't make a wrong.

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Also, I always find it hilarious that Bob thinks he's in any position to critique others on the basis of their looks, Bob looks like an obese gremlin with no sense of hygene, he looks like he would smell of cheep booze and Body Odor. Yet Bob thinks he has the right to look down on other's for their appearance, two dudes who look fine as well, they don't look great, but neither looks as unhealthy or pathetic as Bob does.
Bob is a potato.
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In a good move, Bob has stopped using himself against the green wall in his videos (Because he no longer has it and mommy probably won't let him paint the wall green) and is back to using those drawings from Escapist. Good for us because it means we don't have to look at this ugly sack of shit, good for Bob because now people may once again be tricked into thinking he looks like a normal person instead of... this.
 
I've said before that Bob's lone brain cell is malfunctioning. I'd like to retract that statement as it is erroneous. Bob's lone brain cell died 7 or so years ago and undoubtedly smells distinctly like rotten beef. Of course there's no way to prove this because not only does Bobert never leave his mommy's basement, but the stench of his dirty diapers most likely repels anybody from getting close enough to confirm my hypothesis.

Gotta love seeing people of all political stripes shitting on Bobert the Virgin of House Stupid for being a fat moron. No matter how much I disagree with leftists, it's nice to see at least a few of them recognize what a truly repulsive, malignant imbecile Booby is.

Despite him describing himself as "smart, a Thinker and not stupid," Bob is easily one of the most hilarious cretins on all of Twitter. His recent batch of mental diarrhea proves that he really is stuck in a loop of "You am stoopid, I are smart, You are not person, you not matter," etc.

No wonder that fat retard is gonna die without ever feeling the warmth of a woman.
 
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Like it's not wrong to like stuff meant for younger audiences but if you are using the "X IS FOR CHILDREN SO IT DOESN'T MATTER" argument then you better not watch the stuff you claim is for that audience, otherwise you're a hypocrite.

Not only that, but stuff for children and its quality do matter and most people think they do. We still have people arguing over what's appropriate for children to see and what's not. Every day, there's people saying 'Children's media X is the first time I realized Y'. We have millions of people whose entire understanding of politics is based on a book series for children, that many of them read as children.
 
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Complete the sentence: "MovieBob has the aesthetic sensibility of ____________."
Someone the Village Bicycle Princess Peach, all capitalized because it is a proper noun, would not sex.

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As for the accusation of sexism, Bobby got more and more deranged as the argument dragged on. At last he produced this golden remark:
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"Are you doing a "moral hypocrisy" thing and expecting me to care?"
Rarely does the Lord of Lynn just come out and say he does not care about integrity. It's very often implied. He must have been very tired to have this mask slip.
 
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I wonder if the shitta has a rule for his kids where they’re not allowed to talk about sonic around uncle Bob. “Now kids, I know daddy just took you to see the new sonic movie and you’re very excited about it but Uncle Bob has problems… if you talk about sonic around him he will run around smashing all your toys!”
 
it must have been a really hard day at the posting on twitter and not having sex factory
Someone the Village Bicycle Princess Peach, all capitalized because it is a proper noun, would not sex.

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"Are you doing a "moral hypocrisy" thing and expecting me to care?"
Rarely does the Lord of Lynn just come out and say he does not care about integrity. It's very often implied. He must have been very tired to have this mask slip.
 
Asking questions that are on everybody's lip makes you a dispenser of "misinformation and hate speech".
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Indeed, if you ask inconvenient questions, then don't cry to mom if you are canceled (BTW cancel culture has never existed).
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I dunno, with an admired "colleague" who fits exactly that description, I'm actually surprised Bobby didn't use this expression till now.

"Activism" means break-and-entry:
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Speaking of Peter Coffin-
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Bobby seems so impressed by the sheer virility of the mullet dude that he forgot all about Peter Coffin. I don't blame him...

...Especially since he also responded to this.
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Tranny infighting. Nymphomachy claims to be "of color":
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Pile of random shit due to years of brain-rotting drugs:
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Bobby demands the utmost realism in CGI movies for children:
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Jane Campion folds under gorilla power. As expected.
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You either shoot this thing to the Moon or put it in a sarcophagus.

Bobby recognizes that movie critics should meet a minimal code of conduct:
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Creep:
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Japanese kung-fu Borat with a high-voltage penis:
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Young Kiwis! Here's your chance for indie stardom, and a treasured opportunity to booze up with Chris Chipman and listen to his endless Blockbuster stories!
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I know that I am polluting the pool and fucked it up, but I can't resist making dumb shit with Bob sometimes. I kind of want to hunt down the "I'm from boston. We fight" tweet and tweak it a little bit but I am lazy and terrible.

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