Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Bobby and co. are so childish they're almost adorable.
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Russia can indeed put sanctions on stuff that can do some damage to the US, heck the sanctions by the EU already backfired hardcore here, but ofcourse this gathering of mouth breathers can only go "Hurr..hjurrr...Russian vodka and Russian bootleg games! Me funny and smurt!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I have no idea YMS is a dog fucker; indeed I have no idea who he is. Does he have a KF thread?

As best as I know he is not. I believe it comes from him being gay, a furry, and him getting into a little bit of a spat with Null about dog fucking. Adam's point was if it doesn't hurt the dog and it's into it then who cares?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-johnston-yourmoviesucks-yourmoviesucksdotorg-anunkindness.30003/

EDIT:

Someone explained to me that this is to prevent his enemies from seeing and replying to his shit repartee. But I think Twitter allows you to see who quote-tweet you no?

The reason Bob does a quote tweet is purely for the dunk. If his followers wanted to see his direct reply on Bob's timeline they would have to go a separate tab to see it and it wouldn't have the same punch due to the way twitter formats it. It's also why Bob will sometimes quote tweetthe same exact thing in the same thread. There's also the more nefarious angle of by doing this Bob disrupts the conversation by taking this one thing out of it's greater context. Bob doing almost everything in bad faith is not above such tactics.

YMS will see every quote tweet in his notifications.

 

[blablabla]

bob and his retards knows that russia is winning on ukraine and the usa showed their ass to the entire world, right?
or they think this is rambo or some marvel capeshit movie?

 

[The tired cat]

bob and his retards knows that russia is winning on ukraine and the usa showed their ass to the entire world, right?
or they think this is rambo or some marvel capeshit movie?

The latter ofcourse, do believe all the Ukrainian and Western media propaganda about how Ukrania is totally kicking ass and murdering them Ruskies by the ten thousand.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Images seem to work again:
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This honestly shows how Bob fails as a YouTube channel because if he treated his channel like a business, he’d happily take the opportunity to debate Adam, not even if he’s right or wrong but would allow himself open to newer people. But Bob’s just really pathetic.

 

[Blacklight]

I've been away for a few weeks, has Bob come out yet and stated how much coom he produced for Turning Red?

 

[DaBigBopper]

Russia can indeed put sanctions on stuff that can do some damage to the US, heck the sanctions by the EU already backfired hardcore here, but ofcourse this gathering of mouth breathers can only go "Hurr..hjurrr...Russian vodka and Russian bootleg games! Me funny and smurt!"

Mainly wheat, barely, oil, gas, and I want to say some metals like Nickel and some gases like Argon and Neon. This shit will eventually hit us hard, I don't see the point of not entertaining the thought that Russia, and by extension Putin, has some reasonable concerns among the unreasonable wants. Although I keep on reading that Zelinsky is a fuckhead who's a literal puppet and I'm likely to believe an actor is a piece of shit.

The mark of an educated man is to entertain outrageous ideas without believing them. I don't know why Bob and insane twitter trannies think that Russia is some great evil that needs to be torn apart ala sparagmos. Russia basically crashed their economy for this war, this is in for a penny in for a pound for Putin and it looks like he's winning. Where does Bob get his news from? So far I've heard from American and English Vets who over a volunteered that the Ukrainians are barely organized and that Russians are just sending in conscripts to probe and that this isn't fucking Iraq or Afghanistan where some Haji is taking potshots at you.

 

[The tired cat]

Mainly wheat, barely, oil, gas, and I want to say some metals like Nickel and some gases like Argon and Neon. This shit will eventually hit us hard, I don't see the point of not entertaining the thought that Russia, and by extension Putin, has some reasonable concerns among the unreasonable wants. Although I keep on reading that Zelinsky is a fuckhead who's a literal puppet and I'm likely to believe an actor is a piece of shit.

The mark of an educated man is to entertain outrageous ideas without believing them. I don't know why Bob and insane twitter trannies think that Russia is some great evil that needs to be torn apart ala sparagmos. Russia basically crashed their economy for this war, this is in for a penny in for a pound for Putin and it looks like he's winning. Where does Bob get his news from? So far I've heard from American and English Vets who over a volunteered that the Ukrainians are barely organized and that Russians are just sending in conscripts to probe and that this isn't fucking Iraq or Afghanistan where some Haji is taking potshots at you.

I mean, I'd say Bob is getting his sources from the same dingbats who seriously took that "Russian warship, fuck you" line and didn't bother to investigate whether it was BS or not (spoilers it was, the soldiers actually surrendered), heck I won't be shocked if he also believes all these talks about "brave Ukrainian soldiers killing Russian saboteurs" when in reality Zelinsky the dingbat gave everyone guns and now the civilians are busy shooting each other if one so much as speaks in Russian.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob thinks U.S. Special Forces are running around active war zones dropping supplies for people to use with nobody noticing?


I don't understand how Wonder Woman 1984 being bad would make the No Man's Land scene in the first film less "iconic" and less interesting to learn about.

It doesn't notify the person. When someone replies to your tweet you get a notification but if they quote tweet and you don't follow them you don't see it unless you check the quote tweets.

Doing a quote tweet also posts them to your feed, whereas you have to specifically look for people's replies. Bob doesn't want anyone to miss his epic dunks.

Or worse, Bob thinks that negligent Russian forces are leaving supplies for people to play IRL Call of Duty: Warzone with.

 

[Red Hood]

Some American jouro presumes to speak on behalf of all Russians.
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The ricin assassination happened in the United Caliphate. Bobby and co. weren't suicided by a shot at the back of their heads in the US of A, simply because no one took them seriously.

Scarlet Letter R:
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Bobby and co. are so childish they're almost adorable.
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Everything looks like a video game to the likes of Luke Lockhart and Bobby:
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Bobby laughs at couch activists (Futurism article). Why didn't he learn to code and join the WAR?
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Yup, it takes more than money; it also takes the evil impetus to ruin the world. Fortunately being a jew means you are born with this evil impetus.

Americans are Nazis:
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But don't point out, like Lara Login did, that Ukrainian soldiers wear the Black Sun insignia. This makes you cartoonishly evil.
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Peter Coffin:
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Bobby thinks Russell Brand has mommy issues.
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I have no idea what Bobby means. I just know that humans are plain better than robot in all but the most repetitive of tasks, and that the "automation" pipe dream will be dropped once companies realize it costs them more.

Bobby and co. have no sympathy to the casualties of Superior Future's sexual revolution.
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Elon Musk is now Elona. Transphobes like Bobby go mask-off:
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So Bobby agrees that transsexualism is a mental illness that should disqualify one from business administration. Asshole is right again.

Elona Musk is much more beautiful than any Bobby's Angels: just see how natural and radiant her smile is. And she has a supportive family too!
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(Archive of NYP article)

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"Since when is this still a thing?" Bobby should have asked the same about Moon Knight and Dr. Strange and The Eternals.

And about this:
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So is this Ms Marvel a Paki or a Kree? Or are coloreds simply interchangeable?

Whor gets less and less sexy for the average male, but Bobby is hardly an average male.
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I want Care Bear Batman or, better, Paradise Lost Batman.

Bobby hates Wonder Woman:
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Once again, real life reminds Luke of fiction:
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New comedians are more creative and harder working than old goats like Jimmy Kimmel. They even talk about their smelly pussies.
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Dob Chipman:
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Slobbering at a he/him woman:
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Luke found another trigger:
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I have no idea YMS is a dog fucker; indeed I have no idea who he is. Does he have a KF thread?
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Indeed, Bobby also works as a bar bouncer, firearms instructor, survivalist consultant, and male escort for mothers.

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Nevertheless, Bobby got a dress-down for disparaging YMS:
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Note to Arkle: 1) "argumentum ad populum" is one of Bobby's favorite tactics and 2) there is no such thing as bad tactics.

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OK now that I've delivered my load of cargos, I can sleep easy.
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Someone explained to me that this is to prevent his enemies from seeing and replying to his shit repartee. But I think Twitter allows you to see who quote-tweet you no?

Is that a picture of Bob's cousin at the end there?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You've heard of beating a dead horse now try being beat by a horse furry.


Two things I wanted to add to this whole mess.

First, Adam has stated a in this tweet thread that when he doesn't finish a movie he makes that clear.

Gay furry shit aside, I've watched Adam's content before and enjoyed it. I remember him stating in one his multi-reviews from some film festival stating that he walked out of a movie. He is up front about it. On a personal note, I have no problem with this. There are few things worse, other than real things like actual harm, than being held hostage for 2 hours by not even enjoyably bad mediocrity. Adam does make a very compelling comparison

Now so I don't beat a dead horse on a topic we've talked about for the past day or so, I bring this point up because Bob's big point of contention is, and I'm gonna quote him, "If you don't finish it, SAY THAT". I can infer from this that Bob has never watched YMS's content, has no idea who he is, saw this take and thought it would be an easy dunk. What should've been yet another diminishing return of serotonin turned into more elevated blood pressure as his easy prey turned back on him and made the Lord of Lynn look like a retarded baboon.

The other thing is that I didn't notice that YMS is verified, meaning that every interaction that Bob had with him, and vice versa, was highlighted in it's own special section. Bob got to see every single time that Adam calmly and logically defended his position and all Bob had was his faithful white knights holding the line. It must have felt good.

 

[JayHarrison]

Has moviebob ever actually debated someone?

No, and I doubt Moviebob will ever accept an invitation to a debate for one simple reason: Bob knows damn well that he'll be curb stomped if he did.

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Some American jouro presumes to speak on behalf of all Russians.
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The ricin assassination happened in the United Caliphate. Bobby and co. weren't suicided by a shot at the back of their heads in the US of A, simply because no one took them seriously.

And Moviebob ain't an American. Moviebob's a native Dumbfuckistani.

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Scarlet Letter R:
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And already, I can mark off "Blatant TOS Violation" on my Moviebob Bingo card.

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Bob "Heil Fyuuraa Hillary" Chipman, everyone!

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Bobby laughs at couch activists (Futurism article). Why didn't he learn to code and join the WAR?
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Because if it were Moviebob in control of America's forces, our side would have surrendered due to incompetent leadership--and I could argue Moviebob's even less competent than Fuckwit in Chief Biden!

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Yup, it takes more than money; it also takes the evil impetus to ruin the world. Fortunately being a jew means you are born with this evil impetus.

As is being born a Moviebob... though there are diabolical things Bob would happily do to American citizens that Soros neither dreamed nor thought about.

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Americans are Nazis:
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Yeah, because the myraid of indigenous American tribes were all peaceful with each other before Plymouth Rock...

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But don't point out, like Lara Login did, that Ukrainian soldiers wear the Black Sun insignia. This makes you cartoonishly evil.
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There's also a temptation to view Moviebob as a real-life version of a movie villain who turns cartoonishly evil and batshit crazy after horrific trauma. Except, based on Bob's own Twitter feed, Bob actually is a real-life movie villain who's also batshit crazy.

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Bobby thinks Russell Brand has mommy issues.
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Bob, meet kettle.

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I seem to recall Bob opposing the idea of Daylight Saving Time (which, if true, presents one of the few times Bob's been correct on anything; I utterly loathe DST). Is this yet another change of "heart" due to political convenience?

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I have no idea what Bobby means. I just know that humans are plain better than robot in all but the most repetitive of tasks, and that the "automation" pipe dream will be dropped once companies realize it costs them more.

And Moviebob will still be less useful.

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New comedians are more creative and harder working than old goats like Jimmy Kimmel. They even talk about their smelly pussies.
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Jimmy Kimmel was outright hilarious when he co-hosted the U.S. game show Win Ben Stein's Money (on which he appeared from 1997-2000). Quite the same how he became a spineless chud in 2017 after Trump's inauguration.

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Luke found another trigger:
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If you were to base a 3D avatar off Moviebob's Twitter feed, there are only a handful of accurate options. The first would combine the poop emoji () and angry face with the censored mouth () that would look like a deep-red poop emoji with the censored mouth (??? because no such emoji exists). Other accurate Moviebob avatar options include 3D models of Mao, Hitler, Mussolini, et. al.

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I have no idea YMS is a dog fucker; indeed I have no idea who he is. Does he have a KF thread?
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Indeed, Bobby also works as a bar bouncer, firearms instructor, survivalist consultant, and male escort for mothers.

Can't forget Moviebob also works as a part-time eugnicist.

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OK now that I've delivered my load of cargos, I can sleep easy.
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I'd say the pig is Moviebob's spirit animal... but what self-respecting porcine specimen would want to be associated with filth like Moviebob?

 

[glib]

Can someone explain this insanity?
Bob gets excited at every single thing Marvel and Pixar does for children. He has no children. He is 40 right?
All the people talking about these shit movies on twitter aren't teenage girls either.
It's like cool wine aunt talking to their sibling's kids about minecraft or something.
I have literally never seen Bob review an adult movie.

 

[Adamska]

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Can someone explain this insanity?
Bob gets excited at every single thing Marvel and Pixar does for children. He has no children. He is 40 right?
All the people talking about these shit movies on twitter aren't teenage girls either.
It's like cool wine aunt talking to their sibling's kids about minecraft or something.
I have literally never seen Bob review an adult movie.

He does... sometimes. Usually when he needs to pretend he isn't a crayon eating retard who only likes baby movies.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Did anyone else get DSP vibes from CinemaRetard, I mean CinemaRobert’s talk about his “Business”?

Honestly, the only real difference is one lives in Renton and the other in an enclosure at the Boston Aquarium.

As much as I’d love to see Blobby get his shit ideology challenged by actual, competent people all us Bobologists knew his tissue paper ego would never allow him to join a discussion he can’t “You’re not a person” and block his way out of when he talks himself into a corner.

Also, my favorite MovieBob story comes from a former ScrewAttack employee I met at a convention. He said one of his co-workers was reviewing a MovieBob episode before it was posted and got so mad at the shit Bob was saying he threw off his headphones and walked away.

 

[Bolo]

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Can someone explain this insanity?
Bob gets excited at every single thing Marvel and Pixar does for children. He has no children. He is 40 right?
All the people talking about these shit movies on twitter aren't teenage girls either.
It's like cool wine aunt talking to their sibling's kids about minecraft or something.
I have literally never seen Bob review an adult movie.

Well it is about the latest Pixar Movie, Directed by a Chinese/Canadian woman that heavly drawns on her early teenage years experiences. One reviewer said that the movie felt like it was made it ws made for the director and her firends... which was.

And that started a shit show on twitter to the point that the site hosting the review took it down, never mind the rest of critique was a positive one, saying that kids would like it and it was a ok movie overall, not great, but not bad either.

Now twitter thinks there is this legion of man being angry about some middle of the road pixar flick because it is for the little girls.

The shitty thing, even if it is clear that Turning Red is about the director and it does come across as self-indulgent and a bit too impressed with itself, it was a "ok" movie, maybe a bit too much on the mediocre side for a studio like Pixar, but nevertheless the movie is important for the people who worked on it, and now it seems the whole conversation about the show is just about this culture war bullshit.

And thus Robert had to throw his little re-tweet to show he is in the right side and blah blah blah.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

It could be a combination of his Yellow Fever, his Disney worship, and his Consoomer tendencies all rolled up together when it comes to defending Turning Red

 

[blablabla]

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Can someone explain this insanity?
Bob gets excited at every single thing Marvel and Pixar does for children. He has no children. He is 40 right?
All the people talking about these shit movies on twitter aren't teenage girls either.
It's like cool wine aunt talking to their sibling's kids about minecraft or something.
I have literally never seen Bob review an adult movie.

the mongoloid reviewed the producers and said that it was a paralel to the trump era. bob is really that broke brained pants shitting retarded

 

[King Dead]

Did anyone else get DSP vibes from CinemaRetard, I mean CinemaRobert’s talk about his “Business”?

Honestly, the only real difference is one lives in Renton and the other in an enclosure at the Boston Aquarium.

As much as I’d love to see Blobby get his shit ideology challenged by actual, competent people all us Bobologists knew his tissue paper ego would never allow him to join a discussion he can’t “You’re not a person” and block his way out of when he talks himself into a corner.

Also, my favorite MovieBob story comes from a former ScrewAttack employee I met at a convention. He said one of his co-workers was reviewing a MovieBob episode before it was posted and got so mad at the shit Bob was saying he threw off his headphones and walked away.

It's remarkable just how unlikable Bob is, that even if he says something you might agree with, even if it's exactly the same as your own opinions on the matter, he's such a colossal asshole about it that you feel like you're obligated to take the opposite position. The idea of being on the same side as Bob is just that disgusting.

Well it is about the latest Pixar Movie, Directed by a Chinese/Canadian woman that heavly drawns on her early teenage years experiences. One reviewer said that the movie felt like it was made it ws made for the director and her firends... which was.

And that started a shit show on twitter to the point that the site hosting the review took it down, never mind the rest of critique was a positive one, saying that kids would like it and it was a ok movie overall, not great, but not bad either.

Now twitter thinks there is this legion of man being angry about some middle of the road pixar flick because it is for the little girls.

The shitty thing, even if it is clear that Turning Red is about the director and it does come across as self-indulgent and a bit too impressed with itself, it was a "ok" movie, maybe a bit too much on the mediocre side for a studio like Pixar, but nevertheless the movie is important for the people who worked on it, and now it seems the whole conversation about the show is just about this culture war bullshit.

And thus Robert had to throw his little re-tweet to show he is in the right side and blah blah blah.

So here's a semi-off topic aside. I went to the Wikipedia article for Turning Red because I wanted to know the plot of the movie (bog-standard, fairly average and predictable, general kids' movie stuff). Scrolled down to the reviews section, and they specifically had a paragraph devoted to the "controversy" around this guy's review. At the time it was in its own subheading, but they seem to have removed that since then. It's a legitimate critique, that making a movie primarily for yourself first risks making that movie harder to relate to for a general audience, but people bitched until he was forced to apologize.

Not to say that you can't make passion projects, but if you're going for a kids' movie, general appeal is what you want. No boy is going to want to watch Turning Red because they're not going to relate to a boy band-obsessed preteen girl and her beanmouth friends. Hell, I loved pandas as a kid, and if I saw that poster, I'd still probably steer clear. Contrast that with any of Pixar's golden age films that have things all kinds of audiences can relate to. Finding Nemo, for instance: a father that's paranoid due to personal tragedy, a child that's completely lost and unclear of a way home, a fish with memory issues, a "road trip," a breakout, and characters learning to overcome their issues and be better people (well, fish). Turning Red...doesn't really have any of that. The MC turns into a panda, she fights with her mom, then in the end she decides that instead of sealing it away like everyone else in her family, she would rather continue to turn into a panda whenever she gets distressed, because be proud of who you are or something. Not like that won't become an issue as she gets older, nope, gotta have that empowerment message even if it doesn't make sense!

It reminds me of that one reviewer who got the entirety of Twitter mad at him because he dared to give Get Out (or was it Black Panther? one of those) a not-positive review and upset its perfect Rotten Tomatoes score. I mean, in that case, he was deliberately doing so to troll people who take RT scores way too seriously. But man, it's ridiculous how much people care about a made-up number for an aggregation of film critique.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's remarkable just how unlikable Bob is, that even if he says something you might agree with, even if it's exactly the same as your own opinions on the matter, he's such a colossal asshole about it that you feel like you're obligated to take the opposite position. The idea of being on the same side as Bob is just that disgusting.

So here's a semi-off topic aside. I went to the Wikipedia article for Turning Red because I wanted to know the plot of the movie (bog-standard, fairly average and predictable, general kids' movie stuff). Scrolled down to the reviews section, and they specifically had a paragraph devoted to the "controversy" around this guy's review. At the time it was in its own subheading, but they seem to have removed that since then. It's a legitimate critique, that making a movie primarily for yourself first risks making that movie harder to relate to for a general audience, but people bitched until he was forced to apologize.

Not to say that you can't make passion projects, but if you're going for a kids' movie, general appeal is what you want. No boy is going to want to watch Turning Red because they're not going to relate to a boy band-obsessed preteen girl and her beanmouth friends. Hell, I loved pandas as a kid, and if I saw that poster, I'd still probably steer clear. Contrast that with any of Pixar's golden age films that have things all kinds of audiences can relate to. Finding Nemo, for instance: a father that's paranoid due to personal tragedy, a child that's completely lost and unclear of a way home, a fish with memory issues, a "road trip," a breakout, and characters learning to overcome their issues and be better people (well, fish). Turning Red...doesn't really have any of that. The MC turns into a panda, she fights with her mom, then in the end she decides that instead of sealing it away like everyone else in her family, she would rather continue to turn into a panda whenever she gets distressed, because be proud of who you are or something. Not like that won't become an issue as she gets older, nope, gotta have that empowerment message even if it doesn't make sense!

It reminds me of that one reviewer who got the entirety of Twitter mad at him because he dared to give Get Out (or was it Black Panther? one of those) a not-positive review and upset its perfect Rotten Tomatoes score. I mean, in that case, he was deliberately doing so to troll people who take RT scores way too seriously. But man, it's ridiculous how much people care about a made-up number for an aggregation of film critique.

Not that Bob will notice since he’s a crayon eater, but is it me, or does every Pixar movie look the same as the Disney cartoons since 2010.