Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Goddamn, Bob's bringing out my most childish urges to bully him. I want to shove him into a locker, except it would need to be the size of a Chevy Suburban. I want to steal his lunch money, but my pockets can't hold the cash it would take for his small chicken nugget meal. I'd lift him over a toilet and give him a swirly, but I don't have the Olympian strength to lift his overstuffed carcass.

Addendum, re multiverses: Multiverses essentially validate whatever stupid gayass fan theory you have as your private headcanon. They let you instantly retcon shit and allow all kinds of wacky crossovers. They're stupid cop outs as far as I'm concerned. In other words, they're a haven for bad writers. Now who do we know that's a bad writer?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Goddamn, Bob's bringing out my most childish urges to bully him. I want to shove him into a locker, except it would need to be the size of a Chevy Suburban. I want to steal his lunch money, but my pockets can't hold the cash it would take for his small chicken nugget meal. I'd lift him over a toilet and give him a swirly, but I don't have the Olympian strength to lift his overstuffed carcass.

Addendum, re multiverses: Multiverses essentially validate whatever stupid gayass fan theory you have as your private headcanon. They let you instantly retcon shit and allow all kinds of wacky crossovers. They're stupid cop outs as far as I'm concerned. In other words, they're a haven for bad writers. Now who do we know that's a bad writer?

Just tip him like a cow and run away. It'll take him hours to get back up.

 

[Boss Bass]

Lolcow Joke Corner

Where does MoobieBob spend most of his time?

Spoiler: Answer

Debasement

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Goddamn, Bob's bringing out my most childish urges to bully him. I want to shove him into a locker, except it would need to be the size of a Chevy Suburban. I want to steal his lunch money, but my pockets can't hold the cash it would take for his small chicken nugget meal. I'd lift him over a toilet and give him a swirly, but I don't have the Olympian strength to lift his overstuffed carcass.

Addendum, re multiverses: Multiverses essentially validate whatever stupid gayass fan theory you have as your private headcanon. They let you instantly retcon shit and allow all kinds of wacky crossovers. They're stupid cop outs as far as I'm concerned. In other words, they're a haven for bad writers. Now who do we know that's a bad writer?

Just flood his basement again. It's not a swirly but it'll ruin his day. Yes, it's his mother's basement, but if it helps get him out of her house, it's all good.

Another thing about Multiverses: People who are familiar with the properties can feel smug and superior when they explain things to the normies. Just like Bob used to feel when the other critics would ask him who that was at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy, unaware that they fully knew and were laughing at how wrong he was getting things.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So not only is Adam gay, a furry, and a leaf he's also a cuck who personally cucked out to the Lord of Lynn AND made sure Bob knew he was cucking out. Bob then tells a guy who is doing better than him in almost every metric "good luck in the future?" with a question mark for some reason.


And Adam tucks his horse tail between his legs, accepts the snide comment, and then asks a man whos channel is floundering for advice.


What an absolute cuck.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Lolcow Joke Corner

Where does MoobieBob spend most of his time?

Spoiler: Answer

Debasement

What's the difference between MovieBob and the word "Windmill"?

"Windmill" has at least 1 W.

 

[TopTierHealer]

So not only is Adam gay, a furry, and a leaf he's also a cuck who personally cucked out to the Lord of Lynn AND made sure Bob knew he was cucking out. Bob then tells a guy who is doing better than him in almost every metric "good luck in the future?" with a question mark for some reason.


And Adam tucks his horse tail between his legs, accepts the snide comment, and then asks a man whos channel is floundering for advice.


What an absolute cuck.

Well, Adam just did the impossible, he became someone I despise more than MovieBob (albeit briefly). Jesus what an absolute bitchboy, fucking disgusting. At this point I think he's like Sterling and has a humiliation fetish.

He is getting dunked by motherfucking Bob supporters, jesus fuck, kill yourself you furry faggot.

Why couldn't he just do a performative: "oh well, it was a very nice debate, I have learned a lot and will change, blah, blah"? Why the need to fucking cuck out to Bob? This will make him insufferable for fucking ages. God damn disgusting. I guess that after 10 years or so the multiUniverse has to give Blob a win....even if it's against an autistic, gay, pedo, zoophilic procrastrinator with a pathologic need to make discourses.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Well, Adam just did the impossible, he became someone I despise more than MovieBob (albeit briefly). Jesus what an absolute bitchboy, fucking disgusting. At this point I think he's like Sterling and has a humiliation fetish.

He is getting dunked by motherfucking Bob supporters, jesus fuck, kill yourself you furry faggot.

Why couldn't he just do a performative: "oh well, it was a very nice debate, I have learned a lot and will change, blah, blah"? Why the need to fucking cuck out to Bob? This will make him insufferable for fucking ages. God damn disgusting. I guess that after 10 years or so the multiUniverse has to give Blob a win....even if it's against an autistic, gay, pedo, zoophilic procrastrinator with a pathologic need to make discourses.

I wouldn't call it a win. I'd call it an L for one idiot and nothing for the other. Sure, in Bob's mind this was a victory. But for him, every "debate" he's in is a victory because he's a vulnerable narcissist who always deludes himself into thinking he's a winner.

 

[Positron]

There has never been Cancel Culture, just bad things happening to bad people (Archive of NYT article)


Crossover with James Radich. Bob Chipman is a girldick chaser.


Luke Lockhart:


Zelensky. Bobby is sort of right -- although he is just as guilty.


Pixar garbage:

What's so wrong about lambasting fans of boybands and Twilight? And a "Team Edward" girl who grew up during the early 00s should by now able to laugh at how dumb she was.

 

[TowinKarz]

Says the rick and morty guy. Jokes aside though multiverse shit in the past was just an explanation by writers for reboots or corssovers/alternate takes of a thing, sometimes even labelling specific instances with numbers and/or letters, but it seems to have been co opted by what most people call the "consoomer" mindset about it shown in shit like ready player one or space Jam: A new legacy due to it being classified as ""NERD CULTURE""
I'm guessing more or less it's all part of the brand image he's trying to go for.

You aren't a REAL nerd if you don't watch a REAL nerd property, and all REAL nerd properties are multiverses.

Also, most multiverse supporters, I'd wager, aren't enthralled with the "what if"? part of the story they represent , but more, "So that means everything I wish the writers would put in, but won't (because it's stupid) actually happened anyway, somewhere, so I was RIGHT and a BETTER author than the actual ones!"

And 9 times out of 10 , it's weird sexual shit.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Multiveres in fiction are just a convenient way to have multiple different interpretations of characters and franchises without having to stick with 100+ years of canon baggage.

 

[Judge Dredd]

But man, it's ridiculous how much people care about a made-up number for an aggregation of film critique.

I wonder if part of him is reminded of the dreaded "gamers" he hates so much?

Back then, journos realised they could harm the developers bonuses if the review score was low enough (famously the New Vegas devs didn't get a large bonus because they were one point short on Metacritic). So journos would review bomb well liked games, and give perfect scores to games they "liked" (ie. made by their friends or the publisher bought a sufficiently large ad campaign.) This would then be hand waved as "just reviews" and people getting mad at this were mad over nothing.

Now it's the other way around. It's the critics defending the sanctity of Rotten Tomatoes. But just like GamerGate, the public position is consistent. Just give an honest opinion.

I don’t understand why idiots like Bob are so obsessed with this multiverse shit.

Can anyone explain it to me?

I'm not sure either, but my guess. Others have said that it allows his head-canons/fan-fictions to be real.

But the other is it allows Bob to jump back on his all knowing nerd persona.

 

[JayHarrison]

View attachment 3082647

Yes, there is a false equivalency between Henny Youngman's "take my wife" and Moviebob's "I wish eugenics hadn't been tainted" statements. Youngman's statement is clearly a joke; Moviebob's statement is a core tenet of his belief system.

---

Bumfuck nowhere country supports Ukraine.

Bobby: CONSOOM CONSOOM WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!
View attachment 3082469

Not gonna lie:

I, for one, wouldn't be able to identify half the countries of the world based on their boundary lines--especially those in Africa.

---

Candice Owens besmirches God Emperor Zelensky:
View attachment 3082507

Here's a hint, Bob: You're not on the good guys' team. You've never been on the good guys' team.

---

Bobby drops another more-obscure-than-thou references:
View attachment 3082623
I don't know about athletes, but I bet most "artists" and "musicians" are only too happy to raise a middle finger to their countries, and companies will do literally anything for money.

Not surprisingly, Moviebob's middle finger is always pointing in America's general direction, and he's willing to grift his squad of braindead zombie followers provide paid benefits for his loyal fans, despite not having done anything to improve his craft since he started.

---

View attachment 3082551

If this COVID-19 jazz has taught us anything about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, it's that one of the two actually has remain engaged daily and grown. And the one that has remain engaged and grown day-to-day... is Stewart, not Biden cock holster Colbert.

---

View attachment 3082697

As spoken by Moviebob, a nimble, shameless opportunist.

---

Another anti-worker rant:
View attachment 3082638

Yeah, because the world needs fewer farmers and more fascist film freaks.

---

View attachment 3082690

Y'know... if Moviebob wasn't an immensely egomaniacal chucklefuck, the comments in his the last tweet shown here would actually have held some merit.

---

Charlie Kirk expects transsexuals like William "Liar" Thomas to have morals.
View attachment 3082592

As if Moviebob has morals...

---

View attachment 3082567
I agree that Tim Pool are confused and the two cases are not comparable. For one thing Trump did not encourage people to grab pussies.

The only photographic evidence of Donald Trump grabbing a pussy was when Trump shook Barack Obama's hand.

Also, when Moviebob says "maybe sit this one out", he should really learn to follow his own advice for once.

---

Bobby gets new fashion tips from his long-lost brother:
View attachment 3082711

Could be worse. Kim-Jong Un could be wearing a tacky Super Mario blazer.

---

View attachment 3082514

Moviebob: "HELP! I'M BEING HARAAASSED! SOMEBODY'S USING MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME! HELP!"

---

Zelensky. Bobby is sort of right -- although he is just as guilty.
View attachment 3083165

Gee... "slotting themselves into whatever narrative fits" sounds exactly like Moviebob's reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine.

 

[Cantercoin]

So not only is Adam gay, a furry, and a leaf he's also a cuck who personally cucked out to the Lord of Lynn AND made sure Bob knew he was cucking out. Bob then tells a guy who is doing better than him in almost every metric "good luck in the future?" with a question mark for some reason.


And Adam tucks his horse tail between his legs, accepts the snide comment, and then asks a man whos channel is floundering for advice.


What an absolute cuck.

Of course he's a cuck hes a canadian and a quebecoi IIRC, which are super cucks compared to other leafs

 

[Red Hood]

Yes, there is a false equivalency between Henny Youngman's "take my wife" and Moviebob's "I wish eugenics hadn't been tainted" statements. Youngman's statement is clearly a joke; Moviebob's statement is a core tenet of his belief system.

---

Not gonna lie:
View attachment 3083643

I, for one, wouldn't be able to identify half the countries of the world based on their boundary lines--especially those in Africa.

---

Here's a hint, Bob: You're not on the good guys' team. You've never been on the good guys' team.

---

Not surprisingly, Moviebob's middle finger is always pointing in America's general direction, and he's willing to grift his squad of braindead zombie followers provide paid benefits for his loyal fans, despite not having done anything to improve his craft since he started.

---

If this COVID-19 jazz has taught us anything about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, it's that one of the two actually has remain engaged daily and grown. And the one that has remain engaged and grown day-to-day... is Stewart, not Biden cock holster Colbert.

---

As spoken by Moviebob, a nimble, shameless opportunist.

---

Yeah, because the world needs fewer farmers and more fascist film freaks.

---

Y'know... if Moviebob wasn't an immensely egomaniacal chucklefuck, the comments in his the last tweet shown here would actually have held some merit.

---

As if Moviebob has morals...

---

The only photographic evidence of Donald Trump grabbing a pussy was when Trump shook Barack Obama's hand.

Also, when Moviebob says "maybe sit this one out", he should really learn to follow his own advice for once.

---

Could be worse. Kim-Jong Un could be wearing a tacky Super Mario blazer.

---

Moviebob: "HELP! I'M BEING HARAAASSED! SOMEBODY'S USING MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME! HELP!"

---

Gee... "slotting themselves into whatever narrative fits" sounds exactly like Moviebob's reaction to the COVID-19 vaccine.

You know, maybe I'm old fashioned but I always thought people in the Working Class WORKED. Bob makes movie reviews and writes shitty books and his paypigs give him 4k a month, his brother is an engineer of some kind...what did BobDad and BobMom do?

I'm starting to think that since Bob thinks actual workers are trashy troglodytes and Bob himself is a trashy troglodyte that it makes him part of the working class.

 

[Brother Wind]

Multiverses are a cheap way to make a world feel bigger. Not always, but usually. Ive been digging into some old capeshit comics. And when it works, its pretty fun. Kind of in that way that if you're really into Tolkien, and you learn how characters are connected.

But then the MCU did it in a really dumb fashion. In that its all linear. So, you can't just gloss over who X was in Y movie, because the plot is hinged on that. (I mean you can figure it because its dumb explosion movies). Unlike say knowing who all these elves are in Lord of the Rings, isn't all that necessary. Just that it fills out all timeline.

I... uh... can't add anything more to that.

Its refreshing to see you so honest.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Of course he's a cuck hes a canadian and a quebecoi IIRC, which are super cucks compared to other leafs

But for him to cuck out to Moviebob and ask advice from him...that is so incredibly staggering that I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it myself. For what it's worth, and admittedly it's nothing, I can no longer trust Adam's judgement on anything. This is just so embarrassing.

Being trans is not new but I find it very curious how it seemingly always springs up before society collapses.

This was quite the claim so I looked it up. For being so important Dora has a wiki article that has two paragraphs and three sentences in his biography. Beyond that, the next two top results are some gay website and a wordpress site. None of it expounds on him or what happened. Can you guess what it all focuses on? I'll give you a hint! Notice the date and Dora's last name. Because I'm a generous soul, I'll give you a hint and tell you where he was at: The Weimar Republic.

https://www.them.us/story/dora-richter-first-trans-woman-to-receive-gender-affirming-surgery

"and then one day, for no reason at all..."

In some bullshit site that wants me to sign over my rights to view their article(A), they claim that Dora was somehow the only person killed when the Institute of Sexual Science was "attacked". How do they substantiate these claims when all of the records were destroyed and everything else I can find admits that they don't know what happened to Dora?
Fuck you.
And if all of the records at the Institute of Sexual Science were destroyed, how do we know that the same surgery that killed Lili Elbe in 1931, the troon Eddy Redmayne played in The Danish Girl, was somehow successful on Dora?
Fuck you.

This is Ghost of Kiev level lies and probably why no one, besides 40 year old men with perms and deformed HRT boobies, has heard of him and why no movie has been made.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just flood his basement again. It's not a swirly but it'll ruin his day. Yes, it's his mother's basement, but if it helps get him out of her house, it's all good.

Another thing about Multiverses: People who are familiar with the properties can feel smug and superior when they explain things to the normies. Just like Bob used to feel when the other critics would ask him who that was at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy, unaware that they fully knew and were laughing at how wrong he was getting things.

one of bob's recent tweets had him trying to act like he still visits his mother (but the wording is mushy and there's nothing there that says definitively one way or the other about current situation) meaning he is trying to make out just vaguely that he has new digs in a different leaky basement hovel. Anyone know how to check MA voter rolls again? To make sure he's still at Mommy's and didn't just use Mommy's Basement (or upstairs if that is where his childhood bedroom was) for a stopgap until New Leaky Basement Hovel became available?

You know, maybe I'm old fashioned but I always thought people in the Working Class WORKED. Bob makes movie reviews and writes shitty books and his paypigs give him 4k a month, his brother is an engineer of some kind...what did BobDad and BobMom do?

I'm starting to think that since Bob thinks actual workers are trashy troglodytes and Bob himself is a trashy troglodyte that it makes him part of the working class.

Bobmom was/is a public health nurse that works in schools. BobDad was a newspaper guy (reporter? Editor? Not sure exactly what position).

Bob thinks believes that human physical labor will become obsolete in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, which was foretold to him by the Prophet Mickey in the Book of Epcot, since Robots will become so self-sufficient they won't even need humans to fix them, the robots will just fix each other and do all the other maintenance and physical labor, leaving Bob to bask in a Wall-E -esque paradise. Thus the only "work" that will be left for humans to do, is THINKING. Therefore, due to that (il)logic, Thinking is and always has been the ONLY "real" work, and Thinkers only the real Workers . This is why Bobby, who is totally a Thinker , is a Worker.

BTW I'm sure one of the things Bob would do is turn any of his angels into A Real Boy (if FTM) or A Real Girl (if MTF) with his magic wand. But what if they're Non-Binary? Would Bob just make their genitals vanish, or would he give them both sets?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Being trans is not new but I find it very curious how it seemingly always springs up before society collapses

Eunuchs have been castrated for a few centuries at least. But hey, if you put make up afterwards it's suddenly an SRS.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

https://twitter.com/TheAnything_Bot/status/1504681575442640900

I wonder if Bob is wishing this is true?