Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

How DARE Putin refuse to succumb to jewish globohomo?


Bobby seems to think that the endgame is China buying up the burning, radioactive husk of Russia for scraps, and then America will somehow kumbaya with China.



Look up the words "manipulation" and "propaganda" in the dictionary, both of you.

Tactics, targets.







Total non-sequitur.

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Cancel culture:


Bobby stalks Haz's Twitter.


MCU vs DCEU, Round 1566

 

[The tired cat]

Bobby seems to think that the endgame is China buying up the burning, radioactive husk of Russia for scraps, and then America will somehow kumbaya with China.
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Not aimed at Bob, but the dumbfuck who honestly is going "REEE!! DUMB RUSSIANS ARE SENDING UKRANIAN PPL TO DEATH CAMPS!!!" see, here's the funny thing this "news" was picked up and swallowed by Western media, came from a Ukrainian dickbag "journalist", just mostly made a youtube video and didn't back up his BS with anythin' "muh ish tellin true fee fee!!" shit. But the REAL hilarious shit, is that this guy was also a scammer back in the 90's who sold people "magical pyramids" that could cure cancer. Also deliberately bombing children? Hey, buddy, you wanna ask the pure and innocent Ukraine government WHY they say put their own tanks, AA guns, or arty in places where there's usually a large gathering of civilian buildings? Hey, wanna ask why the Ukrainian army decided to blow up several of their own villages during retreats while civilians were still there?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Of course this fat fuck sympathizes with Josh:

And people in the urbanized cesspits of Ontario wonder why the rest of us don't like them.

I haven't really kept up with Trek lately. How many Muslims are in the future?

 

[Mola Ram]

I haven't really kept up with Trek lately. How many Muslims are in the future?

I haven't watched five seconds of Discovery or Picard, but I remember in the run-up to STD's first season an incredibly insufferable piece about one of the actors ad libbing "Goddamn" and being told by the production staff that it wouldn't fly because religions have been abandoned in the Federation. No idea if they kept going with that.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Imma call immediate bullshit on Bobby's brainless, ignorant assertion that coof masks can help with seasonal allergies caused by MOTHERFUCKING POLLEN.

Another strike against Moviebob's status as a Thinker™.

NO, BOB. NO. [...] Coof masks only cover the nose and mouth. You know where else you can get fucking pollen? A place that NO mask covers?

YOUR FUCKING EYES. You know, for ITCHY WATERY EYES symptom of fucking pollen allergy. It gets in there, then it doesn't fucking matter one bit that the nose and mouth are covered (and shitty masks don't even keep the pollen out properly, either).
so no, BOB, Red Staters wearing coof masks - not even N-95 or KN-95 - who suffer from allergies, are NOT going to find much relief wearing stupid coof masks.

MOST people with allergies take motherfucking Benadryl or Claritin, anyways, geez Bob.

I'd ask if Moviebob's been wearing his "mask" as a blindfold for the past two years... but we already know damn well that Bob's blind to reality, no matter how thick his corrective lenses are.

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How DARE Putin refuse to succumb to jewish globohomo?
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Bobby seems to think that the endgame is China buying up the burning, radioactive husk of Russia for scraps, and then America will somehow kumbaya with China.
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Isn't there a saying about keeping friends close and enemies closer? If that is being put into practice, FiC Biden's pushing China isn't approaching China while Chinese President Xi's seeking to keep America within breathing distance.

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Look up the words "manipulation" and "propaganda" in the dictionary, both of you.

No, Moviebob's only believed American intervention to suck for 13 of the past 21 years; it would not surprise me if Bob kept and bowed down to a gold-plated Barack Obama statue stored in the closet.

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Tactics, targets.
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Citation needed.

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Total non-sequitur.

Since when did your nation of Dumbfuckistan have a flag, Bob?

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Bobby stalks Haz's Twitter.
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The universe's response to Moviebob's request: [permanent silence]

 

[Judge Dredd]

Spoiler: MOVIEBOB TURNING RED REVIEW VIDEO ARCHIVE (480p)

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TL;DW: It's Pixar's version of Teen Wolf mixed with early 2000s nostalgia. 8/10

It's a meaningless word salad as always, but the section from 4:05-4:50 is bad even by Bob's standards. If anyone can figure out what he's saying, you win a prize.

 

[TowinKarz]

The sheer elaborateness of Bob's fantasies and delusions of grandeur weirdly mixed with a persecution complex sometimes make me wonder how crazy he truly is. Like, "Does he have some form of schizophrenia" crazy. It would certainly explain his difficulty in maintaining normal relationships outside his family and holding down a real job.

Whatever is wrong with him, Twitter has made it infinitely worse.

Never attribute to mental illness what is likely just cussedness.

Being comorbidly dumb and ornery might be a pathology but its not an illness.

I've met and worked with a few Bob types, and what's under all that rage and pomposity isn't sickness, its immense immaturity.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's a meaningless word salad as always, but the section from 4:05-4:50 is bad even by Bob's standards. If anyone can figure out what he's saying, you win a prize.

I think he's just trying to say that the film earnestly embraces the sort of stuff nascent dudebros of the time mocked to death and which are still mocked today, all from a place of misogyny. I think. Bob's tortured sentence construction and highfalutin pose of having a big vocabulary make some passages close to aphasia, or even speaking in tongues.

 

[Adamska]

I haven't really kept up with Trek lately. How many Muslims are in the future?

Brainless Bobby assumes that they all died out because he's a crayon eating retard who fakes all of his nerd cred because it's the only lie that sometimes works anymore.

If he actually knew Star Trek at all, then he would've known that the Feds make a big deal and care greatly about allowing free thought and different mores shine for the most part. It was a place where former enemies of the past were able to work together, even if they violently disagreed with each other. McCoy and Spock's entire relationship in the show was BUILT on this point. Any fucker who's seen an episode where they squabble (quite often) would catch that, if the fact that you had a guy from a former Soviet nation working with Americans and having an integrated crew where skin color didn't matter didn't clue you in.

What a parochial and dishonest waste, fit only for the fields of slaughter of the Eugenics War or WW3. His little fake nerd shit probably only worked like 15 years ago at best, but like how this one blogger who was a republican liked the Dark Knight, he magically thinks it still does.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Some days I think we need an "impersonation" rating.
Grade:

or alternately "channeling the LOLcow"?

How DARE Putin refuse to succumb to jewish globohomo?
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Bobby seems to think that the endgame is China buying up the burning, radioactive husk of Russia for scraps, and then America will somehow kumbaya with China.
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Look up the words "manipulation" and "propaganda" in the dictionary, both of you.

Tactics, targets.
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Total non-sequitur.

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Cancel culture:
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Bobby stalks Haz's Twitter.
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MCU vs DCEU, Round 1566
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Ben's Decoy asks the Important Question we all wanted an answer to. Unfortunately I don't think this obvious subtweet of Bob (lol) will get Bob's attention or make him want to answer.

Not aimed at Bob, but the dumbfuck who honestly is going "REEE!! DUMB RUSSIANS ARE SENDING UKRANIAN PPL TO DEATH CAMPS!!!" see, here's the funny thing this "news" was picked up and swallowed by Western media, came from a Ukrainian dickbag "journalist", just mostly made a youtube video and didn't back up his BS with anythin' "muh ish tellin true fee fee!!" shit. But the REAL hilarious shit, is that this guy was also a scammer back in the 90's who sold people "magical pyramids" that could cure cancer. Also deliberately bombing children? Hey, buddy, you wanna ask the pure and innocent Ukraine government WHY they say put their own tanks, AA guns, or arty in places where there's usually a large gathering of civilian buildings? Hey, wanna ask why the Ukrainian army decided to blow up several of their own villages during retreats while civilians were still there?

sooo, Ukraine is literally using the Hamas playbook?

And people in the urbanized cesspits of Ontario wonder why the rest of us don't like them.

I haven't really kept up with Trek lately. How many Muslims are in the future?

I think there's something in the water in the GTA. And Ottawa too.

I haven't seen any Muslims, or Muslim Allegories, in Trek (STD, Lower Drecks, Prodigy, or Picard) lately, but I haven't been paying that close attention. I thought the Soopeeryah Fyootchah was supposed to be Atheist (at least on Earth)? (Notwithstanding that Picard in the season 2 episode of TNG, "Where Silence Has Lease", says he at least hopes there's an Afterlife). The only religion on Trek, period, that got any kind of play was more of a Judaism, Christianity or Mormonism allegory, the religion of the Prophets of Bajor/wormhole aliens in Deep Space Nine. (Interestingly enough the Prophets didn't think it was a great idea for Bajor to become part of the Federation, gee I wonder why )

I haven't watched five seconds of Discovery or Picard, but I remember in the run-up to STD's first season an incredibly insufferable piece about one of the actors ad libbing "Goddamn" and being told by the production staff that it wouldn't fly because religions have been abandoned in the Federation. No idea if they kept going with that.

I mean, that's kinda silly because a lot of irreligious people use "goddamn" anyway? You'd think that if religion was abandoned, they'd use it MORE. Something something being way more comfortable with taking the Lord's name in vain and all that.

 

[The tired cat]

sooo, Ukraine is literally using the Hamas playbook?

Ye, pretty much that and the Western media pretty much ignores or worse tries to put in a good light (like the whole arming civilians shit)

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I haven't watched five seconds of Discovery or Picard, but I remember in the run-up to STD's first season an incredibly insufferable piece about one of the actors ad libbing "Goddamn" and being told by the production staff that it wouldn't fly because religions have been abandoned in the Federation. No idea if they kept going with that.

That's at least somewhat consistent. Trek has always been ridiculously fedora-tippy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Of course, there are no Republicans in Star Trek and there are no Democrats either because the United States, or at least as we understand it, ceased to exist at by end of World War III. Bob naturally fails to understand this because he never even tried a deep dive into Trek lore. If he did, he would know that the 20th and 21st centuries are largely a blur with very little concrete information. I would mark the early ST timeline with these milestones.

-Eugenics Wars (1992-96)
-The Bell Riots (2024)
-World War III (2026-2053)
-First Contact (2063)
-United Earth (2150s)
-Founding of he UFP (2161)

The Eugenics Wars were of particular interest of me because is was supposed to happen within my lifetime, but very little is known about them. Greg Cox wrote about them as a covert war in The Rise and Fall of Khan Nonnien Singh, but it's not canon and the closest they have been to being depicted was in Enterprise where Archer's negotiated to truce to evacuate civilians. It should be worth noting that we are coming to the year the Bell Riots happened, and I don't see any Sanctuary Districts around. As for World War III, very little is known about it other than it resulted in 600 million dead and few governments left standing. Lily made reference to the Eastern Coalition as one of the major combatants, and "Encounter at Farpoint" show depicted a (kangaroo) court during the post-atomic horror, which is said to have lasted until 2079. Nothing is known about how it started, though some speculate that it resulted from unresolved tensions from the Eugenics Wars.

Bob doesn't even realize that it took humanity decades to recover from WWIII as you can see the conditions Zefram Cochrane had to work in in First Contact. Even then, Earth did not fully recover and unify until Archer's era and it was still two centuries until they reached the relative decadence and complacency of TNG. As @Adamska said, Bob is a parochial and dishonest waste. He's about as much a superficial fake nerd as you can get.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

That's at least somewhat consistent. Trek has always been ridiculously fedora-tippy.

I was never a huge Trek fan, and I've only seen a bit from the Original series, so take this with a massive grain of salt, but wasn't Kirk implied to be Christian?

Again, not a huge fan, but when they meet an alien pretending to be Apollo, he says something like, "We don't need gods, the One we have is quite adequate" and in another one, they basically see what were basically Romans with future tech that are persecuting a new religion that is based around a Christ-figure, and Kirk muses about sticking around and seeing it happen all over again.

Though as I said, I haven't watched a ton of Trek, so its probably different in other incarnations.

 

[Force and Character]

The Eugenics Wars were of particular interest of me because is was supposed to happen within my lifetime, but very little is known about them.

Obviously the Eugenics Wars were fought to eliminate the Believers who were holding back the Superior Future. That's why there are no Republicans left by the time of the show, the Right People finally realized that there are no bad tactics when dealing with them.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I was never a huge Trek fan, and I've only seen a bit from the Original series, so take this with a massive grain of salt, but wasn't Kirk implied to be Christian?

Again, not a huge fan, but when they meet an alien pretending to be Apollo, he says something like, "We don't need gods, the One we have is quite adequate" and in another one, they basically see what were basically Romans with future tech that are persecuting a new religion that is based around a Christ-figure, and Kirk muses about sticking around and seeing it happen all over again.

Though as I said, I haven't watched a ton of Trek, so its probably different in other incarnations.

I remember a single line from TOS where Kirk says something like "Humanity has no need for gods, we only need the one".

But that's literally the only positive thing I can think of Trek saying about religion. By the time of TNG at least, it's all deboonking silly superstitious primitives. There's an episode where Picard deboonks a scammer claiming to be the devil (he's right, but...). There's another one where a bunch of primitive aliens mistake Picard for a God, and he goes on a rant about how they had abandoned superstition and belief in miracles years ago, and he won't allow them to go back to an irrational belief in gods.

And even with characters who are supposedly religious (Worf, Ro), they always get this moment of "Well I never REALLY believed any of that stuff..." Even though they ordered their lives around it.

I guess you could argue it didn't come up in TOS much, but it's sure as hell not a nu-Trek exclusive thing.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I remember a single line from TOS where Kirk says something like "Humanity has no need for gods, we only need the one".

But that's literally the only positive thing I can think of Trek saying about religion. By the time of TNG at least, it's all deboonking silly superstitious primitives. There's an episode where Picard deboonks a scammer claiming to be the devil (he's right, but...). There's another one where a bunch of primitive aliens mistake Picard for a God, and he goes on a rant about how they had abandoned superstition and belief in miracles years ago, and he won't allow them to go back to an irrational belief in gods.

And even with characters who are supposedly religious (Worf, Ro), they always get this moment of "Well I never REALLY believed any of that stuff..." Even though they ordered their lives around it.

I guess you could argue it didn't come up in TOS much, but it's sure as hell not a nu-Trek exclusive thing.

Why DS9 is Best Trek, Volume 1488

 

[Koby_Fish]

Of course, there are no Republicans in Star Trek and there are no Democrats either because the United States, or at least as we understand it, ceased to exist at by end of World War III. Bob naturally fails to understand this because he never even tried a deep dive into Trek lore. If he did, he would know that the 20th and 21st centuries are largely a blur with very little concrete information. I would mark the early ST timeline with these milestones.

-Eugenics Wars (1992-96)
-The Bell Riots (2024)
-World War III (2026-2053)
-First Contact (2063)
-United Earth (2150s)
-Founding of he UFP (2161)

The Eugenics Wars were of particular interest of me because is was supposed to happen within my lifetime, but very little is known about them. Greg Cox wrote about them as a covert war in The Rise and Fall of Khan Nonnien Singh, but it's not canon and the closest they have been to being depicted was in Enterprise where Archer's negotiated to truce to evacuate civilians. It should be worth noting that we are coming to the year the Bell Riots happened, and I don't see any Sanctuary Districts around. As for World War III, very little is known about it other than it resulted in 600 million dead and few governments left standing. Lily made reference to the Eastern Coalition as one of the major combatants, and "Encounter at Farpoint" show depicted a (kangaroo) court during the post-atomic horror, which is said to have lasted until 2079. Nothing is known about how it started, though some speculate that it resulted from unresolved tensions from the Eugenics Wars.

Bob doesn't even realize that it took humanity decades to recover from WWIII as you can see the conditions Zefram Cochrane had to work in in First Contact. Even then, Earth did not fully recover and unify until Archer's era and it was still two centuries until they reached the relative decadence and complacency of TNG. As @Adamska said, Bob is a parochial and dishonest waste. He's about as much a superficial fake nerd as you can get.

Bob thinks that Republicans and Democrats are an eternal concept that everybody around the world will completely understand, with Republicans being eternally right wing and Democrats being eternally left wing. One is Believers , the other is Thinkers and this all is an incredibly US-centric concept because it's US-specific and no other country uses these designations in the same way the US does. It would be like calling every far left wing-nut party around the world "NDP" (which I sometimes do as a joke but holy shit). Never mind the fact that the "Progressives" of Yesteryear were also in fact Believers (Tommy Douglas, NDP Leader and grandpa to actor Kiefer Sutherland because his kid Shirley married Donald Sutherland, was a Baptist minister, but also believed in eugenics, although reportedly he changed his mind about eugenics later in life). But then of course, Bob thinks the right wing and the Believer class is made up entirely and exclusively of those bad guys that lost WW II.

I was never a huge Trek fan, and I've only seen a bit from the Original series, so take this with a massive grain of salt, but wasn't Kirk implied to be Christian?

Again, not a huge fan, but when they meet an alien pretending to be Apollo, he says something like, "We don't need gods, the One we have is quite adequate" and in another one, they basically see what were basically Romans with future tech that are persecuting a new religion that is based around a Christ-figure, and Kirk muses about sticking around and seeing it happen all over again.

Though as I said, I haven't watched a ton of Trek, so its probably different in other incarnations.

Yeah, that's pretty much the case. They at least acknowledged Christianity and in TOS for the most part they didn't really attack it. I think Uhura was also supposed to be actually Christian, or at least heavily implied to be, in Bread and Circuses, when she clued in they weren't worshiping the sun, but the Son of God. I guess nobody on the Enterprise expected Christianity to have an exact parallel on another planet.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

America did just that in Afghanistan; there was literally a gender studies course at the (American-funded) Kabul university and the US government essentially tried to turn Afghanistan into Holland with burkas.

Remind me how well that experiment went.

Tsarist Russia was pretty much a "don't ask don't tell" society.

Tsarist Russia, especially outside of Moscow and St Petersburg, was a very Orthodox society and the Orthodox Church had a lot of influence on society; I heard someone say that industrialisation never really happened in Russia on the level that it did in England or France in part because the Church had so much political influence that it got the government to stop factories opening on Sundays and saints' days. There is no way it would have tolerated homosexuality.

 

[Koby_Fish]

America did just that in Afghanistan; there was literally a gender studies course at the (American-funded) Kabul university and the US government essentially tried to turn Afghanistan into Holland with burkas.

Remind me how well that experiment went.

Tsarist Russia, especially outside of Moscow and St Petersburg, was a very Orthodox society and the Orthodox Church had a lot of influence on society; I heard someone say that industrialisation never really happened in Russia on the level that it did in England or France in part because the Church had so much political influence that it got the government to stop factories opening on Sundays and saints' days. There is no way it would have tolerated homosexuality.

Having read a LOT, and I mean A LOT, of books regarding how Communism functions in practice, it unfailingly follows the pattern of bait-and-switch when it's getting instituted. Stalin isn't the only case of the Communists relaxing moral strictures, only to tighten them up again. Basically, commies promise/give more "freedoms" but then suddenly take them ALL away (and not just the looser laws on sexual things, we're talking everything, from voting to deciding where you're going to live and work). Communist (in practice) societies cannot tolerate divergence or chaos. Everything must be tightly controlled, and you can't really pin this all on remnant Believer elements. Visitors to Castro's Cuba are amazed at how "safe" the streets are (unless you're a political dissident, lol) - there's "no crime". Well no duh, it's a POLICE STATE, BLM will never gain inroads there, and nobody will ever do anything about police brutality.

Some books I've read on the subject have made the case that this pattern is inevitable due to the Evil source of all (atheistic) Communism. Like, the Devil will promise you shit, but won't deliver (or will deliver to some degree but then reneg) while he's dragging you down with him. And quite frankly, this makes sense.

I will guarantee you Bob has never read any of the relevant material.