Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kane Lives]

I honestly have no idea how Bob, Chu and Luke operate Twitter. Even if they didn't follow anyone else (and they do, Bob follows nearly 4,000 accounts) the other two alone would fill your feed with everything they tweet and retweet.

I don't think it's physically possible to read all these tweets while constantly reading the new tweets while also posting your own tweets at the rates they do. Like, I'm doing jokes here but at the same time it's dawning on me just how much time they spend on Twitter and realizing it must actually be all their time.

Sometimes I feel bad about reading too much Twitter or Kiwi Farms or whatever else because I spent a few hours on it during a day. But what these dudes do every single day seems unimaginable. They have excised literally everything else in their lives except their jobs (and not even that in Chu's case) for Twitter. And in Bob's case his "job" is basically just fodder for his Twitter. (I'm reluctant to consider some of these people's non-Twitter leisure to be non-Twitter considering how much they spend talking about it on Twitter. Luke sees a two hour movie and then spends two years talking about it in tens of thousands of tweets on Twitter.)

There used to be a way you could see someone else's Twitter timeline but it'd probably break my brain to see what Bob sees.

edit: I shouldn't have started looking at who Bob follows, this is probably old news but:
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Also lmao:
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can't even make a joke:
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okay i'm done, won't top seeing jake:
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Ngl, I sincerely do not understand how people use Twitter at all. There's so much empty space in between tweets, advertisement and "suggestions" fill your screen in between the only part that should matter: the tweets themselves, and it's fucking impossible to tell what's a retweet and what's an actual tweet being made.

It's such a fucking mess.

 

[Positron]

Can anyone guess what smart move he's trying to pull?

"How to spend your immense wealth is your call", that's how "communist" Bernie Sanders is.

It was OBAMA's fault that the NASA is underfunded and the James Webb space telescope delayed by more than a decade. I know it won't help much, but I propose firing all LGBTQs who throw a hissy fit over James Webb to alleviate NASA's budgetary shortage.

Would ya look at that! Caleb Maupin gets into Breadtube drama:


Bobby cannot believe that Maupin isn't racist, despite his Latino wife:


Haz plays victim:

Haz should count himself lucky that Bobby doesn't do flex selfies, or he'd have killed himself in shame.

ADDENDUM: Question being asked is which regions of your country you'd be willing to sacrifice if Putin started bombing our cities. If I were asked which part of America I'd be willing to give up, I'd borrow a reference from The Critic (episode "All the Duke's Men"): "New England, you're going back to Old England!" (And they can take Moviebob, the Holyoke Hitler, with it!):

Definitely not California and Portland because we promised to sell them to China. Would Putin accept Massachusetts ?

Luke on geopolitics:




Would somebody think of the wolves!!!! (archive of The New Yorker article).

"Belief equals the absence of knowledge". What a belief! And note how clear and legible my highlights compared to Bobby's.

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Bobby and his degenerate gang cheer at anything bad at all that is even tangentially related to Synder's Cut. Ezra Miller's disgrace is double schadenfreude because the actor also stars in the Fantastic Beasts films based on Queen Terf Rowling's franchise.





Die mad Bobby!

Meanwhile Synder fans aren't exactly smelling of roses:


The show must go on!





And then Lindsay Ellis will pop up and collect checks by telling how Bob Chipman sexually harassed her, and then her cum donors will come out en masse and sell their slut-time stories. Think of the mini-economy this would create!

Racist Twitter want Will Smith beaten to mincemeat by Joe Rogan.


Of course Tough Guy Bob surrounds himself with other Tough Guys. How can Joe Rogan even sleep at night?






Samuel Motherfucking Jackson:

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Whor.






Carl "Sargon" Benjamin talks about film, and he is incomparably more insightful than Bobby ever did.

The tiny window at the lower right corner is presumably "The Serfs". He looks and behaves like a spastic.






This thing looks like a troon, but as soon as she opens her mouth I know she is a genuine woman. We can always tell.

 

[Red Hood]

While I was astounded yet again at just how terminally online Robert is, and how he has to comment on everything, it occurred to me that his mind is stuck in a feedback loop. He's addicted to Twitter, and all the little upvotes that he gets- but he's also trying to hide his white trash heritage behind the façade of a polymath, and he tries to support that façade by commenting on literally everything that crosses his feed. This gets him those precious upvotes, which feeds his addiction and encourages him to maintain the façade.

It's a never-ending loop, a hell of his own making, and he'll neither break the cycle or seek help breaking it. If it were anyone else, I'd feel bad, but it's Robert Chipman.

Come crawling faster
Obey your master

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How does a film critic have no idea what suspension of disbelief is?

 

[TVB]

I'm late quoting here but

Man I still remember Confused Matthew's angry rant about that book. Any other old fags here?

Now that takes me way WAY back.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob: I HATE COMMUNISTS LIKE PETER SO MUCH ARRGHHH!
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Also Bob: Hey Breadtube tranny lady, I agree that a white rich man who doesn't work equals bad. Except for youtube critics, I'm working class too, you know? Anyways, can I suck your female Weiner for popularity and money? I don't wanna review films, I wanna review politics like my Twitter and this is my way in.

Bob: Cancel culture isn't real and is just people getting what they deserve.
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Also Bob: If you show that tweet chain of me getting cock blocked by a fat alcoholic lady, I swear to God I will end your life you miserable hateful fuck. I don't deserve this sort of mockery! THAT EUGENICS TWEET is also out of context! QUIT trying to cancel me!

Bob: I'm an expert in all things. A guru of life, if you will.
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Also Bob: Sorry, tranny black BIPOC lady, I agree, the sky is green and you deserve free money for nothing.

Bob: I'm a movie critic and pretty smart.
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Also Bob: *Makes the Game Overthinker shit that makes even the most autistic projects look sane and far more entertaining*

Bob: Wow, look at this ugly republican!
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Also Bob: Look, just because I'm 500 pounds obese and look like I don't have a neck doesn't mean I don't look good, OK?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Carl "Sargon" Benjamin talks about film, and he is incomparably more insightful than Bobby ever did.

The tiny window at the lower right corner is presumably "The Serfs". He looks and behaves like a spastic.

Just look at the screenshot. It looks like a parody. This is our future, someone commenting on someone commenting on someone commenting someone commenting on something. Look upon our works, ye mighty, and dispare!

A black person in LOTR does not break my suspension of disbelief. An entire cast of them using a script filled with thinly veiled propaganda does. Brad Pitt surviving zombies does not make me go "oh that's right I'm watching product designed to look like a movie". Him stopping mid stride at the climax of the movie to purchase and immediately drink a ice cold Pepsi-Cola brought to you by PepsiCo right in front of the camera does.

Shout out to MOS going full Chipman and saying universal free speech was a mistake. Never once does he realize that he's Canadian so he doesn't have that, nor that that door swings both ways. He's growing to be a grade A moron like his internet daddy.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

How does a film critic have no idea what suspension of disbelief is?

How does a film critic think Marvel is the height of Cinema?

Bob works in mysterious (and very dumb) ways.

 

[ChampFantana]

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Lord, grant me strength. The sheer irony of Lardo Retardo talking about parody just might kill me. His entire Twitter feed reads like a parody of what an abject retard thinks and believes.

Yet he ACTUALLY believes the imbecilic horseshit he spews on a daily basis.

He sounds like a totally serious Titania McGrath. We all know that Titania McGrath is a brilliant parody of tardwingers, so what's Boob's excuse?

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Lord, grant me strength. The sheer irony of Lardo Retardo talking about parody just might kill me. His entire Twitter feed reads like a parody of what an abject retard thinks and believes.

Yet he ACTUALLY believes the imbecilic horseshit he spews on a daily basis.

I always get the feeling i am looking to to an alternate reality when looking at his tweets. The man is so detached and deranged, that even Breadtube has told him to GTFO. Parody cannot capture true crazy. Crazy has to be born naturally. All we can say for sure is that there is more nuttery to come from the Blob. When the midterm arc starts for his political cold takes. Personally, i hope he has another simping arc in the summer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Can anyone guess what smart move he's trying to pull?

According to Salem's official website, the only event in early June worth bringing 15-25 people to is the Salem Arts Festival. If it was late June he could go to the pride festival instead.

Judging by its website, it looks like a bunch of hippy faggotry, which would explain why The Chippa is so into it. Maybe he's planning to hawk his Blockbuster crap in a street booth, which is why he says he'll be working.

This is pure speculation on my part and I could be wrong.

 

[King Dead]

"How to spend your immense wealth is your call", that's how "communist" Bernie Sanders is.
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It was OBAMA's fault that the NASA is underfunded and the James Webb space telescope delayed by more than a decade. I know it won't help much, but I propose firing all LGBTQs who throw a hissy fit over James Webb to alleviate NASA's budgetary shortage.

Okay, look, I love space as much as the next astro nerd (growing up near a NASA facility and having an astro nerd dad will do that), and I've also lamented how manned spaceflight stagnated and reverted when the Space Race ended. We very well could have landed someone on Mars decades ago, or had a permanent base on the Moon.

However, as I've gotten older, I've learned to be a realist. NASA did so much in such a short period of time (going from its first satellite to a moon landing in just over a decade), but it had less to do with the government wanting to push the boundaries of space exploration and more to do with ensuring that the USA didn't fall behind the Russkies technologically. The early NASA rockets were developed from the Redstone missiles, and much of the technology developed by NASA was also employed by the Defense Department to launch spy satellites. Once it was clear that the USSR was incapable of building a rocket equivalent to the Saturn V and land their own men on the Moon, the government stopped caring as it was no longer a national defense concern, and NASA's budget shrank.

Now, I'll happily argue that this was a short-sighted view as recent years have shown, with China making more aggressive pushes into space and even demonstrating the capacity for military actions when they purposefully destroyed one of their own satellites. But that's the feds for you; if they don't get it, they don't get it. And anytime there was an actual push from the president to more aggressively return to manned spaceflight, it always ended up getting shot down (by Democrats, as it happens; so much for the Superior Future).

But in recent decades, commercial ventures have begun stepping up, and Bob would be wise not to dismiss them all as projects of "rich weirdos." I'm no fan of Bezos, and Musk is hit-or-miss with me (love his shitpost game though), but both of them could see a future in commercial space exploration decades ago. Blue Origin was founded back in 2000, and SpaceX in 2002; while it took them years to get to their first actual rocket launches, they've been making considerable strides, such as SpaceX now being able to shuttle astronauts to the ISS. The technologies they develop have been lowering the cost of getting things to space significantly, and as that cost goes down, more business opportunities will open up. Bob's beloved NASA has already seen their potential, and they partner with these and other private companies to fill the gaps in their own program.

The overall point I'm trying to make is this: as much as I'd like to see NASA get some more funding for their missions, it's clear that the future of spaceflight is going to be driven primarily by the private sector. But Bob can't handle that because it's the wrong people delivering his Superior Future to him, souring him on the concept entirely. I'll bet that if Elon Musk himself personally invited Bobby to get onboard a Dragon for an all expenses paid trip to the ISS, he'd turn him down solely because he said mean things on Twitter one time. Assuming a Dragon could even get Bob's fatass to orbit, anyway.

 

[JayHarrison]

"How to spend your immense wealth is your call", that's how "communist" Bernie Sanders is.
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It was OBAMA's fault that the NASA is underfunded and the James Webb space telescope delayed by more than a decade. I know it won't help much, but I propose firing all LGBTQs who throw a hissy fit over James Webb to alleviate NASA's budgetary shortage.

No, no, no. Moviebob isn't pissed due to his jealousy regarding Jeff Bezos' wealth. Bob's still pissed that the worthless red state trogodytes aren't reimbusing him that fyucchaa he EARNED by being a Democrat boot licker who contributes nothing of merit to society.

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Would somebody think of the wolves!!!! (archive of The New Yorker article).
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"Belief equals the absence of knowledge". What a belief! And note how clear and legible my highlights compared to Bobby's.

There are no good stupid people. Ergo, there is literally no such thing as a good Moviebob.

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Good parents won't force children into being their clones.

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Remember: You cannoy bully Moviebob because Moviebob is, in and of himself, a bully.

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And then Lindsay Ellis will pop up and collect checks by telling how Bob Chipman sexually harassed her, and then her cum donors will come out en masse and sell their slut-time stories. Think of the mini-economy this would create!

If Will Smith smacked Moviebob on live TV... my reaction would range from mild applause to raucous cheering. Of course, the more catastrophic the physical damage Moviebob receives, the more my reaction turns to the latter.

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Given how frequently Moviebob fails at insult comedy--or any other form of comedy, for that matter--I don't think he's strong enoguh to beat people to a bloody pulp. Because a Thinker™ like Bob doesn't need any physical strength to matter within the 21st century.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Just like you turned out a clone of your parents, right?

That said, it takes a real big brain to think that a school forcing 1000 children into the same mold (that permanently engraves "unique" onto your forehead) is going to turn out less homogenous than 1000 wildly different families just bringing up their kids the way they think is right.

Really, these people are obviously not parents and I'm suspicious that they were never children either. They were decanted out of some sort of university growing vat fully-formed and ready to cancel you over your problematic taste in music.

Whor.

I seem to recall a time when Storm and Thor were an item. I think they stopped that so she could take up with Black Panther and move to Harlem because that's a great place for Wakandan royalty and a Kenyan who lived in Cairo. (These are dim memories I didn't even bother to wiki - caveat lector.)

According to Salem's official website, the only event in early June worth bringing 15-25 people to is the Salem Arts Festival.

Mildly surprised it's not a schlock horror film fest run by a tranny.

Though he says they'll be "working all day" - perhaps his new managerial position means he's got to put up some worker drones near a job site and doesn't know how?

 

[BScCollateral]

"How to spend your immense wealth is your call", that's how "communist" Bernie Sanders is.
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It was OBAMA's fault that the NASA is underfunded and the James Webb space telescope delayed by more than a decade. I know it won't help much, but I propose firing all LGBTQs who throw a hissy fit over James Webb to alleviate NASA's budgetary shortage.

"Once the envy of the world."

Also; see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Solar_System_probes
Blob has no idea what missions are being carried out, or who is doing them.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

Okay, look, I love space as much as the next astro nerd (growing up near a NASA facility and having an astro nerd dad will do that), and I've also lamented how manned spaceflight stagnated and reverted when the Space Race ended. We very well could have landed someone on Mars decades ago, or had a permanent base on the Moon.

However, as I've gotten older, I've learned to be a realist. NASA did so much in such a short period of time (going from its first satellite to a moon landing in just over a decade), but it had less to do with the government wanting to push the boundaries of space exploration and more to do with ensuring that the USA didn't fall behind the Russkies technologically. The early NASA rockets were developed from the Redstone missiles, and much of the technology developed by NASA was also employed by the Defense Department to launch spy satellites. Once it was clear that the USSR was incapable of building a rocket equivalent to the Saturn V and land their own men on the Moon, the government stopped caring as it was no longer a national defense concern, and NASA's budget shrank.

Now, I'll happily argue that this was a short-sighted view as recent years have shown, with China making more aggressive pushes into space and even demonstrating the capacity for military actions when they purposefully destroyed one of their own satellites. But that's the feds for you; if they don't get it, they don't get it. And anytime there was an actual push from the president to more aggressively return to manned spaceflight, it always ended up getting shot down (by Democrats, as it happens; so much for the Superior Future).

But in recent decades, commercial ventures have begun stepping up, and Bob would be wise not to dismiss them all as projects of "rich weirdos." I'm no fan of Bezos, and Musk is hit-or-miss with me (love his shitpost game though), but both of them could see a future in commercial space exploration decades ago. Blue Origin was founded back in 2000, and SpaceX in 2002; while it took them years to get to their first actual rocket launches, they've been making considerable strides, such as SpaceX now being able to shuttle astronauts to the ISS. The technologies they develop have been lowering the cost of getting things to space significantly, and as that cost goes down, more business opportunities will open up. Bob's beloved NASA has already seen their potential, and they partner with these and other private companies to fill the gaps in their own program.

The overall point I'm trying to make is this: as much as I'd like to see NASA get some more funding for their missions, it's clear that the future of spaceflight is going to be driven primarily by the private sector. But Bob can't handle that because it's the wrong people delivering his Superior Future to him, souring him on the concept entirely. I'll bet that if Elon Musk himself personally invited Bobby to get onboard a Dragon for an all expenses paid trip to the ISS, he'd turn him down solely because he said mean things on Twitter one time. Assuming a Dragon could even get Bob's fatass to orbit, anyway.

The nuance and history of the space race does not mean anything to Blob. Nether does the real issues about billionaires or Elon Musk. His infamous tweet, with him fanatically cursing the normal guy in a red state over his denial of access to Star Trek level technology spells out his very narrow view of the world. Selfish, stupid and ignorant.
You are right to say that the future of space will be in the hands of the private sector. Musk may go down in the history books if he is the man who gets people up there. Not saying he will of course.
Bob has issues with Musk on a superficial scale, it is the same old story. Mean tweets= worse crime in the world.
I would find it so ironic, if he was part of the twitter mob who would finally "take Musk down for good". To see his dream get trampled on by his own fat feet because he is too much of bandwagoning consuumer would be the chefs kiss on his entire existence.

 

[Adamska]

"HOW DARE DA GHOULS STOP ME FROM SPACE ROBOT BODY" Brainless Bobby mutters, deep in his mommy's basement due to his cratering career. "IF DEY ALL DIED DEN I GET ROBOT BODY" he chortles with non-wit, not knowing or caring just how many pilots, engineers, locations, and resources come from those republican states. Brainless Bobby then fantasizes about raping some woman he's stalking on twitter, wishing he had the courage of Nyberg and Faraci to set that bitch straight.

 

[glib]

How does a film critic have no idea what suspension of disbelief is?

cause he believes in his own bullshit.

 

[JayHarrison]

"How to spend your immense wealth is your call", that's how "communist" Bernie Sanders is.
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It was OBAMA's fault that the NASA is underfunded and the James Webb space telescope delayed by more than a decade. I know it won't help much, but I propose firing all LGBTQs who throw a hissy fit over James Webb to alleviate NASA's budgetary shortage.

"Once the envy of the world."
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Also; see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Solar_System_probes
Blob has no idea what missions are being carried out, or who is doing them.

As I keep saying, no matter how think his corrective lenses need to be, Moviebob will always be perpetually blinded by his own hatred toward others, jealousy caused by others, and willfull ignorance of reality.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since Bob is cheering Will Smith.