Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Null will never do a person stream on Bob for the same reason that Jim allegedly will never do one on him. Bob is utterly beneath contempt. He is reprehensible, he is gross, he is dumb, and he is completely uninteresting to anyone but us. The most interesting thing to happen to him, to non Bobologists, is when Lindsay publicly spanked him and we got maybe 3 new people from that. Bob is pure, distilled twitter, constantly regurgitating the same exact, selfish things over and over again. He never learns and he never progresses. There's people who've talked about how they walked away from the Church of Bob because he's been doing the same thing since 2010, angerly posting on twitter and getting fired. Even if he trooned out or got him some lady dick, he'd be a drop in the bucket with the hundreds of threads we have on other troons on top of the thousands that we've documented through out the site.

For Bob to be of any note he'd have to create a manifesto that would be the inverse of Industrial Society and It's Future and plow down pedestrians in Ohio while preaching his thinker/believer ethos. That will never happen because Bob cannot write for shit nor will he leave his mom's house let alone Boston.
In a little bit of delicious irony, he's been left behind by the current year internet. This guy has a picture out there of him dressed as Mario? Chris-chan fucked his mom. This guy has gotten himself fired from every single opportunity because he can't keep his mouth shut? Ethan Ralph is on his second rape allegation. The only thing he has left are his constant retarded views on politics, and even those seem downright tame after 2020.

Is there a word for that? Outmoded? Outdated, maybe? Hell if I can remember it.
 
Academics! Please respond!
But in all seriousness, the only thing about academia that I know is that reference padding is a thing and that most masters theses are hand holding exercises unless you really want to stay in Academia. This fat faggot was not 'the inspiration' for anything, he's just another brick in the wall.
 
In a little bit of delicious irony, he's been left behind by the current year internet. This guy has a picture out there of him dressed as Mario? Chris-chan fucked his mom. This guy has gotten himself fired from every single opportunity because he can't keep his mouth shut? Ethan Ralph is on his second rape allegation. The only thing he has left are his constant retarded views on politics, and even those seem downright tame after 2020.
You missed the best irony; Bob has endlessly talked shit about how outmoded TV is and how awful the studio system and the evil old suits who run it are... but we need only look at the Trevtanic (formerly known as the Daily Show), Jon Oliver or current SNL to see that Bob's views are not only not considered radical by current TV standards, they've actually moved past him and he's now the quibbling, outmoded old guard compared to Network crap.


The only thing worse than being old and out of touch is being all that stuff PLUS being poor, culturally irrelevant, and childless - and you can never say that about anyone on CNN or FOX.
 
AOC, the photo-ops Congresswoman.
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The Ice-Cream Ghoul always gets insider tips.
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Biden wants people to give more business to dudebro Elon Musk.
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Liberals continue to deny they intend to groom your children, and teach them to hate themselves if they are white.
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*Baa* Black Lives Matter *Baaa* Transwomen are women *Baaa* You are so brave you belong and I have your back.

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Some jewfro complains that The Oscars don't nominate the likes of Transformers and Fast and Furious. Bob "my pabulum is tastier than yours" Chipman takes the chance to plug his favs.
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Bobby blames the Boomers for impeding the recognition of progressive cinematic arts (like MCU and Disney Cartoons)
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Jared Leto's fandom is a "cult".
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I'm not so sure; Lesser Brother has a big collection of Less Than Jake T-shirts after all.

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The Ice-Cream Ghoul always gets insider tips.
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Bob purposefully missing the point to avoid confront rampant and open corruption on his side. And no, nothing would be different if he had 10k ten years ago. He would've spent it on plastic detritus or bought his way into the game journo group so he could gossip better about gamergate.
The fact that he preemptively soft protected this is hilarious.
 
You'd think the Escapist would send them a better mic or at least do a workshop about sound/ video editing, but they both were pure fucking shit.
The Escapist was neither obsessed with high quality nor flush with enough cash to do that, I fear.
I'm surprised Bob's former coworkers haven't called him out for being a jackass or disavowed him, considering Bob seems to be such a faggot to be associated with.
Here's a question: Who counts as a former coworker of Bob's? Yahtzee had two "crossovers" with the LoadingReadyRun guys, and a regular series (more than one?) with Jim Sterling for which MiracleOfSound did the music.

Bob's stuff on the Escapist was done mostly in a vacuum. I'm definitely no expert so I might just be forgetting, but I can't recall a single thing he did with someone. Hell, when he had a con panel didn't he bring his brother? Couldn't get one of the Escapist editors like Russ Pitts (the only person who seemed to like him, as Bob's second run lived and died with Russ) or Russ's wife or even one of the lower-level game reviewers to join him and talk about the reviewing process for games vs. movies? He didn't have a connection with the There Will Be Brawl guys or one of the porno-adjacent types from I Hit It With My Axe enough to ask them to sit next to him for an hour?
 
AOC, the photo-ops Congresswoman.
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If Moviebob actually ever had $10,000 at any point in time, he'd've be grossly overpaid.



Biden wants people to give more business to dudebro Elon Musk.
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An electric car supposedly saves $80* in gas per month ($960 per year). An electric car costs $56,000. In order for an electric car to pay for itself, it would have to remain in working condition for 700 months, or approximately--YIKES!--58 years and 4 months!

But Moviebob should have checked into that, being a Thinker™ and all...

*This doesn't take into consideration additional costs, such as electricity consumption, proprietary batteries, tire replacement, regular maintenance, et. al. Owning an electric vehicle might actually end up costing more money long-term than owning a gas-powered sedan, not to mention EVs being more damaging to the environmental due their use of non-recyclable components.



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*Baa* Black Lives Matter *Baaa* Transwomen are women *Baaa* You are so brave you belong and I have your back.
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Orange Man Bad™.
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Green New Deal™.
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Build Back Better™.
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Vote Blue No Matter Who™.
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Cimate Change™ is real.
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I trust The Science™.
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Vaxxed and masked!
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"I'm [Moviebob], and that's the Big Pictshaa."
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Academics! Please respond!
But in all seriousness, the only thing about academia that I know is that reference padding is a thing and that most masters theses are hand holding exercises unless you really want to stay in Academia. This fat faggot was not 'the inspiration' for anything, he's just another brick in the wall.
You rang? Gimme a minute to get through this, but is it standard for engineering theses to be 2/3rd lead ups? Like 16 pages are abstract, and table of contents.

EDIT: DISREGARD I SUCK COCK

I ummm am normally signed into proquest. I was willing to believe that fucking Chipman had turned in an 8 page thesis. Until I thought for just one more minute
 
Bob gets blown out because he can't get an interview with actors, but Hololive VTubers can.

Providing a bit of context to the people not in the know: In Japan (and worldwide, to a limited degree) these girls are HUGE. They have loads of dedicated fans, they hold concerts with 3D Avatars, there are tons of publicity for their albums and such, to the point of covering whole buildings. And that's just what the companies do, the fans themselves do a lot of legwork, paying for sponsored bus paintjobs in public lines, spots on Times Square and the like!

One of the other girls from this company interviewed Robert Pattinson as part of the PR campaign for the new Batman movie, too. To add some more salt to the wound, they have some wonderful talents in their ranks, with genuinely entertaining, creative, witty and pleasant streamers on the cast. So they are precisely what Bob isn't, lol!

Hats off to whomever did it. Made me chuckle more than both brothers combined in the past decade.
It's a bit morbid, and despite disliking MovieBob I don't wish him harm, but the text itself was fucking hilarious and the sad Mario was the cherry on top lol!
 
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