Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Tim Horton's was top of the line back before they stopped making them fresh. They actually don't have much of anything now in addition to the inferior donuts, and the current ownership decided that they should overload the menu with random extra shit, like everyone else is doing these days. For the final insult, the donuts shrank when they switched to frozen, as well. I don't know if that's because they're actually using less dough or if they're just denser, but either result doesn't mean anything good.

TL;DR is that if you're going to Tim Hortons, it should probably be for anything but donuts, unless you really want a donut.
 
If Mason reads Twitter he'd notice most people thought the niggo was pure cringe.
Hearing it for myself made me physically cringe. That's how they sound like? That's what a typical dyed in the wool wokester puts in verbal language their ideology out in the open?

There was a part of me that thought Ben paid the guy to say that shit, but it's real. He's really that exceptional. How? Why? I'd bet good money that most of the kids in that hall wanted to rethink their life choices.
 
Jen Psaki says something.
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Bobby, who never had a proper job, thinks workers' unions are ignoring women, coloreds, and "workers who are equally valid culturally".
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Unlike Carlson or Greenwald, Yglesias actually responded to Bobby.
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Another big difference between Bobby and Yglesias is that one of them is a firm Believer of Boston Dynamics.

As for what Bobby means by "culturally-valid workers", well, academics are working class, so are Starfucks "baristas" and media sensations. They are cultural treasures that are hard to replace, unlike coal miners and truck drivers.
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Bobby talks about his lived experience of victimization.
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I never considered Oberlin College as the cradle of intellectuals, but then I'm as far away from an intellectual as can be.
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Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!
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By pointing out that Hitler knew his people because he lived with them, Republicans are literally Nazis!
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Bobby smart. Bobby no worship Elon Musk. Bobby worship some other.
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Cronenberg returns to his niche of sexual-body horror.
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It is more than alright to me; I'm intrigued. Bobby should be too.

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E3 and assorted other incel meetups.
Ahem.

(David Attenborough voice.)

This is a fine example of the urban hick. They do not dig their own burrows, rather they select a vacated one in a densely-packed collection of existing hick burrows called a "block" . There can anywhere from a dozen to a hundred burrows in a block, depending on the verticality of the land. Very tall and steep land can host large sky-scraping structures of many hundred individuals.

The hick rarely leaves his burrow, and even when he does his foraging range is very small, isolated to a few square miles informally called "city limits" by herpetologists, comprising his block and many neighboring ones. When forced to travel outside these city limits he will take flight, always careful to set down in a place that looks as similar to his native range as possible. He will even do this after flying thousands of miles, unaware that the only places he will find that far out of his natural environment are special baited traps set up by locals, designed to force the hick to shed bits of green skin that are highly prized on the international market. The hick is not greatly harmed by this process, unless he becomes so enamored with the bait that he keeps seeking out traps even when he does not have any extra skin to shed.

The hick will always escape the trap and return to his burrow, again using flight and desperately avoiding ground travel. Once safely back at his burrow, he lets out a loud screeching call. It was originally believed to be a mating call, but its ineffectiveness has caused experts to reevaluate it as part of the urban hick's pecking order, a call to inform all his neighboring hicks that he is better travelled than they are and thus superior.

While this call is usually accepted by some of his fellow hicks, he will also attempt to use it on other creatures who seem to treat it as nothing more than inarticulate screeching. This often leads to a territorial defense, which takes the form of further agitated screeching from the hick, as well as any other hicks that heeded his initial call. This can get quite noisy, and other animals find the best response is to learn to ignore it, or to move outside the city limits.
 
Ever had a Dunkin' Donuts ham sandwich?

I have.

It didn't taste anything like ham. I could barely taste any meat at all. What kind of quality control are they running?
i haven't had anything from Dunkin' Donuts. This chain originated in MA, right? They must be taking directions from the Brothers Chipman on how to make food that nobody with actual working taste buds wants to eat.
Tim Horton's was top of the line back before they stopped making them fresh. They actually don't have much of anything now in addition to the inferior donuts, and the current ownership decided that they should overload the menu with random extra shit, like everyone else is doing these days. For the final insult, the donuts shrank when they switched to frozen, as well. I don't know if that's because they're actually using less dough or if they're just denser, but either result doesn't mean anything good.

TL;DR is that if you're going to Tim Hortons, it should probably be for anything but donuts, unless you really want a donut.

About the only timmy's donuts i can stand anymore since the switch to frozen are the original, plain unglazed, and even those are barely acceptable.

The chicken bacon ranch wraps and potato wedges aren't bad, though. The wraps are better than McDolan's anyway, especially since Timmy's puts them in a panini press and McDolan's won't do anything like that.
Hearing it for myself made me physically cringe. That's how they sound like? That's what a typical dyed in the wool wokester puts in verbal language their ideology out in the open?

There was a part of me that thought Ben paid the guy to say that shit, but it's real. He's really that exceptional. How? Why? I'd bet good money that most of the kids in that hall wanted to rethink their life choices.
Persons of the colors going to college are easily ensnared by the woke ideology. And that's assuming the parents didn't spoon-feed this kid radical racial politics right from diapers, which in all probability were RED diapers.
Jen Psaki says something.
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Bobby, who never had a proper job, thinks workers' unions are ignoring women, coloreds, and "workers who are equally valid culturally".
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Unlike Carlson or Greenwald, Yglesias actually responded to Bobby.
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Another big difference between Bobby and Yglesias is that one of them is a firm Believer of Boston Dynamics.

As for what Bobby means by "culturally-valid workers", well, academics are working class, so are Starfucks "baristas" and media sensations. They are cultural treasures that are hard to replace, unlike coal miners and truck drivers.
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Bobby talks about his lived experience of victimization.
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I never considered Oberlin College as the cradle of intellectuals, but then I'm as far away from an intellectual as can be.
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Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!
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By pointing out that Hitler knew his people because he lived with them, Republicans are literally Nazis!
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Bobby smart. Bobby no worship Elon Musk. Bobby worship some other.
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Cronenberg returns to his niche of sexual-body horror.
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It is more than alright to me; I'm intrigued. Bobby should be too.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WHAT FUCKING FUTURE GRANDKIDS, BOB? The ONLY woman that would ever touch you (theoretically) would abort every single goddamn one of them. Hell, the one woman he wanted, is called The Hotdog Abortion for a reason. At this rate he's lucky if he'll ever have grand-nieces/grand-nephews. That's the trouble with simping so hard for abortions. It'll only attract women who never wanted kids to begin with, assuming they could tolerate Bob's repulsive personality.

It's both sad and hilarious that Bob thinks that the MAGAnaise Wasteland Ghouls are singularly focused on minecrafting Bob's troon cousin and sped niece and Chippa's Black Best Friend. Most of them are too busy earning a living to even think about that. But then again, it's projection as usual. Bob is like THAT CLOSE to coming right out and saying he wants to minecraft the MAGAnaise Ghouls. Thing is, at his mildest form of punishment (disenfranchise/take their jerbs) of the MAGAnaise Ghouls WILL give them impetus to do the things Bob fears about them, were they so inclined (although they're more likely to simply rise up against the government as a whole, rather than focus their energy on speds, troons, bundles of sticks, and niggos), because something something idle hands are the devil's handiwork. Therefore, Bob advocating for The Most Dangerous Game-ing the MAGAnaise Wasteland Ghouls in 3...2...1...
Ahem.

(David Attenborough voice.)

This is a fine example of the urban hick. They do not dig their own burrows, rather they select a vacated one in a densely-packed collection of existing hick burrows called a "block" . There can anywhere from a dozen to a hundred burrows in a block, depending on the verticality of the land. Very tall and steep land can host large sky-scraping structures of many hundred individuals.

The hick rarely leaves his burrow, and even when he does his foraging range is very small, isolated to a few square miles informally called "city limits" by herpetologists, comprising his block and many neighboring ones. When forced to travel outside these city limits he will take flight, always careful to set down in a place that looks as similar to his native range as possible. He will even do this after flying thousands of miles, unaware that the only places he will find that far out of his natural environment are special baited traps set up by locals, designed to force the hick to shed bits of green skin that are highly prized on the international market. The hick is not greatly harmed by this process, unless he becomes so enamored with the bait that he keeps seeking out traps even when he does not have any extra skin to shed.

The hick will always escape the trap and return to his burrow, again using flight and desperately avoiding ground travel. Once safely back at his burrow, he lets out a loud screeching call. It was originally believed to be a mating call, but its ineffectiveness has caused experts to reevaluate it as part of the urban hick's pecking order, a call to inform all his neighboring hicks that he is better travelled than they are and thus superior.

While this call is usually accepted by some of his fellow hicks, he will also attempt to use it on other creatures who seem to treat it as nothing more than inarticulate screeching. This often leads to a territorial defense, which takes the form of further agitated screeching from the hick, as well as any other hicks that heeded his initial call. This can get quite noisy, and other animals find the best response is to learn to ignore it, or to move outside the city limits.
I don't believe I've ever heard Bob described so well in a clinical/nature show fashion. Bravo. *chef's kiss*

Love how Bobby believes a non breeding 10% of the population is going to be the future of politics. Me thinks he needs to look at that yougov poll again to get a sense of just how big and small some of those numbers are.
Not only that, but Bob simps for Abortions so hard, that he doesn't want any babies available for adoption. This is because, of course, he thinks said babies are literally better off dead, than raised by Believers/Republicans. Which is really, really stupid, because many children rebel against their parents (adopted or not) and often do not take on the belief systems of said parents. Bob tries to justify this stance on the basis of some oblique reference to child trafficking by way of "the baby-trade/baby selling". This of course is a double-edged sword, because for all the bundles of sticks and troons who want to adopt, the supply is reduced, as well. Bob is literally taking a position that hurts the very troons and bundles of sticks that he claims to support (and would have us believe he'd take proactive action to protect them, lol), all in the name of denying barren Believers ™️ a child.

Now, that's not to say that adoption can't be regulated, to make sure narcissist/co-dependent/untreated Cluster-B or even Cluster-A disaster/rugsweeper doormat couples don't end up with kids they never should have because they WILL abuse a child even if they're not cognitively aware they would do so. People trying to adopt absolutely should be screened for personality disorders.

The thing about this sudden explosion of troons (relatively speaking) is it's a self-correcting "problem" in terms of reproduction (Bob's ambitions to curb spare adoptable baby supply notwithstanding). Ultimately, it's an evolutionary, political, and demographic dead end. Especially when the Taliban (the actual taliban, not the imaginary Christian version) takes over.

There is NO fucking way that Democrats, who have 1-2 kids AT BEST, are going to outnumber MAGAnaise Ghouls that can and will have at least 4 kids. I knew math wasn't Bob's strong suit, but holy shit.
 
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Unlike Carlson or Greenwald, Yglesias actually responded to Bobby.

What's amazing is Yglesias, whom I don't like a whole lot and who is intellectually dishonest enough to have advocated the media lying to support The Agenda, makes Bob look like a babbling moron without effort or even really becoming all that hostile. Bob does it to himself by insecurely puffing up and loosing an oral fart about Pokeballs, of all things.

Retard. Solid retard.
 
Jen Psaki says something.
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Bobby, who never had a proper job, thinks workers' unions are ignoring women, coloreds, and "workers who are equally valid culturally".
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Unlike Carlson or Greenwald, Yglesias actually responded to Bobby.
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Another big difference between Bobby and Yglesias is that one of them is a firm Believer of Boston Dynamics.

As for what Bobby means by "culturally-valid workers", well, academics are working class, so are Starfucks "baristas" and media sensations. They are cultural treasures that are hard to replace, unlike coal miners and truck drivers.
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Bobby talks about his lived experience of victimization.
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I never considered Oberlin College as the cradle of intellectuals, but then I'm as far away from an intellectual as can be.
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Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!
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By pointing out that Hitler knew his people because he lived with them, Republicans are literally Nazis!
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Bobby smart. Bobby no worship Elon Musk. Bobby worship some other.
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Cronenberg returns to his niche of sexual-body horror.
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It is more than alright to me; I'm intrigued. Bobby should be too.

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Without fail, the chubbiest are always the first to give unsolicited advice about diet and exercise and broke ass motherfuckers are the first to claim expertise over finance and investment.

I worked with a Moviebob type once. He broke the crusts off of his Pop Tarts because they were the only parts without frosting while giving me lifting advice.
 
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Bob, the Electoral College can be eliminated at any time. You simply need three-fourths of the states to do so which shouldn't be a problem as "there aren't REALLY that many of them" in your analysis.

Or are you impotently whining about your authoritarian fantasy where the law is eliminated and millions of diverse Americans (who often put Democrats in office) are deliberately starved to death in response to people trying to figure out ways to get votes for Democrats you claim to support? Strange how they refuse to see no matter how much you tweet The Light at them.
 
Should Bob really be mocking someone else's hairline?

Also, I watched Ragewar / The Dungeonmaster / whatever-it's-got-like-six-names a fortnight ago so not only do I suspect I've seen more nerd-cred media than Bob has in the last two weeks, but my memory of Richard Moll - with hair - is fresh. They look nothing alike.
 
So is Bob. Mao just had the power to tell women to hop on his dick or hop into a mass grave.
For reasons I can't fathom Mao apparently didn't have to force women to have sex with him. (Until he got older probably.) He certainly exploited his positions and power and was far from treating them even halfway decently of course. One of the better Mao quotes left out of the Little Red Book was his response on why he didn't need to bathe or treat his many venereal diseases: "I wash myself in the bodies of my women."

That actually is less of why I can't fathom Mao's charms, the main one is that he never brushed his teeth and wouldn't have the resulting infections in his teethless gums treated unless they hurt.
 
Should Bob really be mocking someone else's hairline?

Also, I watched Ragewar / The Dungeonmaster / whatever-it's-got-like-six-names a fortnight ago so not only do I suspect I've seen more nerd-cred media than Bob has in the last two weeks, but my memory of Richard Moll - with hair - is fresh. They look nothing alike.

I watched Night Court religiously as an adolescent and Bob is completely delusional ... not least because Moll is famously 6'8" and Shapiro is infamously a shrunken manlet.
 
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Without fail, the chubbiest are always the first to give unsolicited advice about diet and exercise and broke ass motherfuckers are the first to claim expertise over finance and investment.

I worked with a Moviebob type once. He broke the crusts off of his Pop Tarts because they were the only parts without frosting while giving me lifting advice.
Oh, Robert. Your squealing makes me hope and pray Musk buys Twitter outright and then unban Donald Trump. Not only would it get content for our Donald Trump thread, but it would generate milk from you for the rest of your natural life (which shouldn't be very long.)
 
As for what Bobby means by "culturally-valid workers", well, academics are working class, so are Starfucks "baristas" and media sensations. They are cultural treasures that are hard to replace, unlike coal miners and truck drivers.
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It always tickles me when Bob mouths off about the working class. "Starbucks baristas and production assistants ARE the ACTUAL working class," he bleats, as though because we live in the 21st century, we no longer have a need for electricians, pipefitters, plumbers, foundry workers, mechanics, welders, or any of the other professions traditionally considered working class. They're obsolete now, culturally irrelevant, to be replaced by robots... somehow! An open-minded person might think, hey, as the nature of American work changes to become more service-oriented, maybe the nature of what constitutes working class is also changing. Not saying I agree with that, just that I can imagine there being a halfway convincing argument for it. That isn't why Bob says it, of course. He just wants to define "working class" in a way that excludes people he hates because he thinks it will bother them. He assumes electricians and press operators are all MAGA ghouls, so therefore "working class" should be defined to exclude them whether or not it makes a lick of sense.
Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!
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What grandkids, Bob? You don't have grandkids. You don't even have kids. You don't even have a wife. You don't even have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend. Even if you ordered a Russian mail-order bride today and somehow managed to knock her up, and even if your kid got teen pregnant at 16, you still wouldn't have a grandkid, because you'd be long dead from heart disease.
 
It always tickles me when Bob mouths off about the working class. "Starbucks baristas and production assistants ARE the ACTUAL working class," he bleats, as though because we live in the 21st century, we no longer have a need for electricians, pipefitters, plumbers, foundry workers, mechanics, welders, or any of the other professions traditionally considered working class. They're obsolete now, culturally irrelevant, to be replaced by robots... somehow! An open-minded person might think, hey, as the nature of American work changes to become more service-oriented, maybe the nature of what constitutes working class is also changing. Not saying I agree with that, just that I can imagine there being a halfway convincing argument for it. That isn't why Bob says it, of course. He just wants to define "working class" in a way that excludes people he hates because he thinks it will bother them. He assumes electricians and press operators are all MAGA ghouls, so therefore "working class" should be defined to exclude them whether or not it makes a lick of sense.

What grandkids, Bob? You don't have grandkids. You don't even have kids. You don't even have a wife. You don't even have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend. Even if you ordered a Russian mail-order bride today and somehow managed to knock her up, and even if your kid got teen pregnant at 16, you still wouldn't have a grandkid, because you'd be long dead from heart disease.
Well for Bob, it wouldn't include the PeeOhCee electricians and press operators. Only the Rayciss huwhite ones.
 
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It always tickles me when Bob mouths off about the working class. "Starbucks baristas and production assistants ARE the ACTUAL working class," he bleats, as though because we live in the 21st century, we no longer have a need for electricians, pipefitters, plumbers, foundry workers, mechanics, welders, or any of the other professions traditionally considered working class. They're obsolete now, culturally irrelevant, to be replaced by robots... somehow! An open-minded person might think, hey, as the nature of American work changes to become more service-oriented, maybe the nature of what constitutes working class is also changing. Not saying I agree with that, just that I can imagine there being a halfway convincing argument for it. That isn't why Bob says it, of course. He just wants to define "working class" in a way that excludes people he hates because he thinks it will bother them. He assumes electricians and press operators are all MAGA ghouls, so therefore "working class" should be defined to exclude them whether or not it makes a lick of sense.

What grandkids, Bob? You don't have grandkids. You don't even have kids. You don't even have a wife. You don't even have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend. Even if you ordered a Russian mail-order bride today and somehow managed to knock her up, and even if your kid got teen pregnant at 16, you still wouldn't have a grandkid, because you'd be long dead from heart disease.
Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.
 
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