Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RainwaterDrop]

What's amazing is Yglesias, whom I don't like a whole lot and who is intellectually dishonest enough to have advocated the media lying to support The Agenda, makes Bob look like a babbling moron without effort or even really becoming all that hostile. Bob does it to himself by insecurely puffing up and loosing an oral fart about Pokeballs, of all things.

Retard. Solid retard.

Yglesias was polite, civil and reasonable in this discussion. He was patient enough to reply to this narcissistic lardball retard on his high ride of immaturity with anything other than "Go fuck yourself, fatso!", which requires quite a lot of willpower!

You're precisely on point. The only way Bob wins a debate is if Chris Chan or Fatso Jack is the other party, and maybe the former would get some compassion from the viewers for being obviously mentally challenged. Bob is a fucking moron who thinks of himself as an intellectual, argues like a bully while trying to sound like the cool guy in the room inside his head, but only comes across as a fucking idiotic manbaby!

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

Bob with a tiny asian woman? With his weight? He would probably smother them, not even joking, he is a hambeast!

 

[Mola Ram]

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

There's no way he has the money for it. Even if he did, his only regular human contact is his family, and just imagine what Mama Chipman or his sister-in-law would have to say about Bob doing something that's one step above human trafficking.

 

[Flexo]

Bob with a tiny asian woman? With his weight? He would probably smother them, not even joking, he is a hambeast!

Now we know what was buried in his basement.

 

[EnemyStand]

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

So, here's a fun fact about Yellow Fever as a sufferer myself: everyone has a type of Asian they go for. There are minor differences in facial structure between the SEA races. Most guys like that go for Japanese (somewhat round face with little jaw definition, heavy slant on eyes) or Korean (more defined jawlines and rounder eyes). Bob likes Chinese the best, (deep set, heavy lidded eyes and very round faces) he slobbers more over Chinese women than Korean and Japanese. Filipinos? They're the niggers of Southeast Asia when it comes to yellow fever. They have darker skin, very round eyes, and strong definition on jaws and cheekbones. They lose out on a bit of the exoticism due to their somewhat more "western" facial features. Of course, at least they're distinct enough unlike Vietnamese and Laotians, who everyone confuses with, respectively, Japanese (probably the decades of rape) and Chinese (definitely the decades of rape).

Bob with a tiny asian woman? With his weight? He would probably smother them, not even joking, he is a hambeast!

Especially since they shrink down to half their height around their forties as they evolve into their final form: the Mama-San.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby talks about his lived experience of victimization.


Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!

What can I or anyone else say that hasn't been said already? Bob is fucking tumor in human form. At this point, I'm rooting for the diabetes.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

He's probably spent so much money on Mario figures, booze and mobile pay to win games that he was never able to afford one.

Also, pretty sure he'd go for a Chinese bride because that seems to be his target.

 

[MarineN*423543]

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Chris Ingersoll made a legit funny joke. A joke so obvious that Bob "I am funny for a living" Chipman should now be fired for missing.

there it is, if bob ever does a house tour, his room would be as full as chris's

 

[Keavy Rain]

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

About two decades ago my roommates and I got new upstairs neighbors: A scrawny white nerdy guy and his “I wouldn’t fuck you if it was last call and I was on a legendary dry spell*” Filipino mail order bride.

The two of them fought constantly, she was fucking at least three Basketball Americans (GF at the time recognized one of them as her weed dealer, so MOB may have been trading sex for drugs) and the best part of all?

If he SERIOUSLY pissed her off she’d set one of the apartment’s dumpsters on fire. How this was supposed to do, well…anything to him is beyond me but the bitch was unhinged.

After literally a dozen fires a security guard caught her red handed and they were evicted.

My point is don’t go the “Mail Order Bride” route because you may get a crazy druggie willing to fuck anyone who keeps her supplied and thinks you settle arguments with arson and, even if you don’t, she’ll probably leave you for someone else and/or have a side piece or three.

*One roommate’s assessment of her, which was fucking SPOT ON

 

[Flexo]

What can I or anyone else say that hasn't been said already? Bob is fucking tumor in human form. At this point, I'm rooting for the diabetes.

At this point I'm wondering what diabetes did to deserve Bob.

 

[EnemyStand]

About two decades ago my roommates and I got new upstairs neighbors: A scrawny white nerdy guy and his “I wouldn’t fuck you if it was last call and I was on a legendary dry spell*” Filipino mail order bride.

The two of them fought constantly, she was fucking at least three Basketball Americans (GF at the time recognized one of them as her weed dealer, so MOB may have been trading sex for drugs) and the best part of all?

If he SERIOUSLY pissed her off she’d set one of the apartment’s dumpsters on fire. How this was supposed to do, well…anything to him is beyond me but the bitch was unhinged.

After literally a dozen fires a security guard caught her red handed and they were evicted.

My point is don’t go the “Mail Order Bride” route because you may get a crazy druggie willing to fuck anyone who keeps her supplied and thinks you settle arguments with arson and, even if you don’t, she’ll probably leave you for someone else and/or have a side piece or three.

*One roommate’s assessment of her, which was fucking SPOT ON

Cucks not getting American lawyers to write the prenup. That is if the ugly cuck with the somehow even uglier chink slut even bothered getting one. Ma Lonwang might be the best lawyer in the Philippines, but that legal document? Not. Admissible. In. A. US. Divorce. Court. So, my little niggers, if you decide to go that route despite all advice to the contrary either learn Filipino and enjoy being a billionaire with that $3,000 you saved up working at McDonald's or get ready to pay Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe out the ass to cover you.

Man, now I'm hoping for the Mail Order Bride saga. Come on, Bob! Ol' EnemyStand gave you all the info you need.

 

[LillWeeb]

What can I or anyone else say that hasn't been said already? Bob is fucking tumor in human form. At this point, I'm rooting for the diabetes.

Is Bob having diabetes just a meme or does he actually have it? ( Not 100 percent up to date on Bloberts lard lore)

 

[Tronathon242]

About two decades ago my roommates and I got new upstairs neighbors: A scrawny white nerdy guy and his “I wouldn’t fuck you if it was last call and I was on a legendary dry spell*” Filipino mail order bride.

The two of them fought constantly, she was fucking at least three Basketball Americans (GF at the time recognized one of them as her weed dealer, so MOB may have been trading sex for drugs) and the best part of all?

If he SERIOUSLY pissed her off she’d set one of the apartment’s dumpsters on fire. How this was supposed to do, well…anything to him is beyond me but the bitch was unhinged.

After literally a dozen fires a security guard caught her red handed and they were evicted.

My point is don’t go the “Mail Order Bride” route because you may get a crazy druggie willing to fuck anyone who keeps her supplied and thinks you settle arguments with arson and, even if you don’t, she’ll probably leave you for someone else and/or have a side piece or three.

*One roommate’s assessment of her, which was fucking SPOT ON

The poor sot in that story could not have been as pathetic as Bob is. That dude at least had a place of his own for one. The Lord of Lynn is literally a basement dweller at his mom's house.

Furthermore, Bobert's idea of a good time is getting wasted while rambling on Twitter, eating an average sized meal at McDonald's, or clapping with childlike amusement at the latest Marvel roller coaster ride.

Only the nerdiest, most desperate American or Western woman would ever find anything about Bob appealing. No Filipina is going to tolerate living in that situation. Even just going for the green card ain't worth it.

Cucks not getting American lawyers to write the prenup. That is if the ugly cuck with the somehow even uglier chink slut even bothered getting one. Ma Lonwang might be the best lawyer in the Philippines, but that legal document? Not. Admissible. In. A. US. Divorce. Court. So, my little niggers, if you decide to go that route despite all advice to the contrary either learn Filipino and enjoy being a billionaire with that $3,000 you saved up working at McDonald's or get ready to pay Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe out the ass to cover you.

Man, now I'm hoping for the Mail Order Bride saga. Come on, Bob! Ol' EnemyStand gave you all the info you need.

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

To me, funniest outcome is if she comes to the U.S., sees Bob, sees his YouTube channel, Twitter feed, reads “Brick By Brick” then ol’ Blobby returns home to find his Fiancée both necked herself and ate a bullet to ensure she couldn’t be saved and wouldn’t have to live with the things she saw.

 

[make_it_so]

Is Bob having diabetes just a meme or does he actually have it? ( Not 100 percent up to date on Bloberts lard lore)

Pretty sure he made a post some years ago, saying he'd been diagnosed with Type 2. I don't think he's posted on how he's managing it, though.

The poor sot in that story could not have been as pathetic as Bob is. That dude at least had a place of his own for one. The Lord of Lynn is literally a basement dweller at his mom's house.

Furthermore, Bobert's idea of a good time is getting wasted while rambling on Twitter, eating an average sized meal at McDonald's, or clapping with childlike amusement at the latest Marvel roller coaster ride.

Only the nerdiest, most desperate American or Western woman would ever find anything about Bob appealing. No Filipina is going to tolerate living in that situation. Even just going for the green card ain't worth it.

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

There's no way Bob has or could save up the money for an overseas trip. And like you said, no foreign woman would be desperate enough to - if they had their choice of hooking up with an American - would go with fucking Bob of all people. Unless of course it was part of some scheme to use his credit/identity to get a bunch of cash and then dump him and disappear.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

Oh DEFINITELY Bob going to a foreign country. Despite the current problems America still has one of highest, if not THE highest standards of living in the world. Seeing Bob having to deal with the general day to day of a lower tier country like the Philippines or Vietnam would be absolutely hilarious. Especially when it comes to eating ACTUAL small meals for ACTUAL average sized people.

There's no way Bob has or could save up the money for an overseas trip. And like you said, no foreign woman would be desperate enough to - if they had their choice of hooking up with an American - would go with fucking Bob of all people. Unless of course it was part of some scheme to use his credit/identity to get a bunch of cash and then dump him and disappear.

I think you underestimate how desperate these women are to escape their home countries. They're not just dealing with a lower standard of living. Some of these women have family in political prisons or are in debt to the local war/crime lords. Hell, quite a few live in neighborhoods that make Detroit, Michigan look like Tokyo, Japan. Putting up with Bob would be a small price to pay, and as @Keavy Rain demonstrated, not even a permanent price. Once they get their citizenship she's free to come and go as she pleases.

 

[Flexo]

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

We would know if Bob got married because he would tweet "I do" before he said it.

 

[JayHarrison]

An horrible thing happened. A fag (pronoun: any) and xir adopted children have been accosted by a random Albert Einstein.
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If Moviebob, an evil piece of shit who's a waste of resources, had even a single honest atom within his body, this would be an admission of guilt and Bob would realiz he's too awful to exist anywhere.

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The opposite of Evangelicals is High-Tech.
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And the Moviebob bowed and prayed
To the neon god he made...
--Adapted from Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence"

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Democracy is great until the people vote the wrong person.
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Moviebob: "I'd be [...] worried about what every new Hitler wannabe will/wants to DO when their countries' version of [...] MAGA obsolescents vote them in..."

Reality: "Nobody in the MAGA moement is going to elect you to office, Bob... nor is anyone with a functioning brain."

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Unless you're Moviebob. Tactics, targets, you know the drill...

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Vernon Jones is Black. Bobby thinks a Black person doesn't belong in "people".

Racist Moviebob is racist.

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An affirmative-action physicist at U of North Carolina calls out Ben Shapiro "You sound like a bozo bro. You ain't get no pussy and you can't make your wife go wet". As a consolation, Bobby shares grooming tips.
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If Mason reads Twitter he'd notice most people thought the niggo was pure cringe.

Did anyone else have "Ad Hominem Attack" on their Moviebob Bingo cards?

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Tranny hates that because the media don't suck enough girldicks.
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Again, why don't they move to Canada as they promised us in 2016?

Good question.

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Friendly reminder: The number of times the words abortion and infanticide are found in the U.S. Constitution can be counted on one hand... and you wouldn't use a single digit.

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Moviebob eugenics.

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Jen Psaki says something.
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Unlike Moviebob, who's been playing make believe for at least six years now.

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Bobby, who never had a proper job, thinks workers' unions are ignoring women, coloreds, and "workers who are equally valid culturally".
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Organized labor is only good in the private sector. Unionized labor in the population-funded public sector is bad. Public-sector work stoppages are little more than holding tax payers' well-being for ransom.

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Unlike Carlson or Greenwald, Yglesias actually responded to Bobby.
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Another big difference between Bobby and Yglesias is that one of them is a firm Believer of Boston Dynamics.

Moviebob: "See, Matty, the bifference between [...] us is [...] you're still stuck [..] in 'the Trumpsuckers™ deserve job security, too!' land. [...] I'm here in the 'Why should violent bigots be «secure» ANYWHERE?' [...] aka the present."

Reality: "Oh, FUCK, no, Bob. Matty's living in the real world as it should be. You're wanting to turn America into Nazi Germany."

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As for what Bobby means by "culturally-valid workers", well, academics are working class, so are Starfucks "baristas" and media sensations. They are cultural treasures that are hard to replace, unlike coal miners and truck drivers.
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Bob, do you remember that one scene from the end of Billy Madison about Billy's rambling nonsense and how everyone's dumber for hearing it? Billy's speech is more intelligent and aherent to reality that this dumb diatribe of yours.

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Bobby talks about his lived experience of victimization.
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Well, Moviebob does know about having lived experience as a victim, given that he's more successfu as a professional victim than he is a professional at anything else.

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I never considered Oberlin College as the cradle of intellectuals, but then I'm as far away from an intellectual as can be.
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Positron is still several trillion parsecs closer to being an intellectual than Moviebob will ever be.

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Conservatives! Be prepared to gouge out your own eyes, or Führer Robert will gouge them out if you can't blink in lockstep with the Gender Gestapo!
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Well, they wouldn't be so irate if you forced those Garbage Humans™ into signing up for union cards.

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You enjoying your life in Dumbfuckistan's deep blue wasteland, Bob?

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By pointing out that Hitler knew his people because he lived with them, Republicans are literally Nazis!
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And when Moviebob is a main feautre and not a bug, you actually are working with (someone who acts very much like) a Nazi.

 

[Absolutego]

Bob going into a 90 Day Fiance situation would be something to behold indeed. But I'm not sure what would be better: a chick coming over to America or him going to another country. Both possibilities are tantalizingly amazing.

Bob shouldn't leave the states for the same reason Ethan Ralph shouldn't: they're both disgusting uncultured white trash who would be shunned everywhere but their own neighborhood.
Ralph (obviously) got his head beaten in for being a combative wigger, but Bob would be so massively condescending as to piss off locals wherever he went.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Bob shouldn't leave the states for the same reason Ethan Ralph shouldn't: they're both disgusting uncultured white trash who would be shunned everywhere but their own neighborhood.
Ralph (obviously) got his head beaten in for being a combative wigger, but Bob would be so massively condescending as to piss off locals wherever he went.

Bob wouldn't last a day in a rougher neighbourhood, let alone elsewhere. Plenty of places where he would get his ass handed to him the second he decided to bully the locals, to act like the narcissistic cocksucker he is. Depending on the place he would probably vent by going on a tangentially racist rant on Twitter and getting his account banned on the same breath lol!

The poor sot in that story could not have been as pathetic as Bob is. That dude at least had a place of his own for one. The Lord of Lynn is literally a basement dweller at his mom's house.

Bob is an extreme example, of course, but some loser guys develop an emboldened sense of arrogance as a coping mechanism. I mean loser not because of personal tastes or appearance, but losers in the sense of failing to achieve anything and feeling the World is indebted to them. Met some guys with shades of MovieBob in them, the best example being the biggest loser I knew at the time. Not a coincidence, lol!

Still, most of these guys, even the most pathetic ones, don't develop genocidal fantasies like Bob does. Takes one hell of an asshole to become that much of a pile of horseshit!

That guy on the story might be a good example of why that happens. Guys like that, they don't have the guts to take a rejection, don't work on improving themselves, they just settle for what's easier and works, at least on their fantasies. In this case, a mail order bride. That man put up with loads of horseshit instead of simply hitting the gym, taking better care of himself and learning social skills. Could at least meet an average girl and live a happy life, but most of them simultaneously don't bother trying and are so deep in their own delusions of entitlement that they only want the very best. No wonder they're so fucking miserable, expecting results from fantasy land on the real World!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Given his asian fetish it is odd he hasn't gone for some mail order Filipino bride. He looks like the type of guy who does that kind of shit.

Bob's specific fetishes are weirdly incongruent. He says he is attracted to "tall" women, but thirstposts after Azn women like bolt-on tits. Very, VERY few yellow fever baits are tall. Most are quite short. I guess he can thirst on them if he can't tell how tall they are (like bolt-on tits), but IRL it would be a very different thing. He also has this 'hot librarian' fetish, which oddly seems at least from what he's said, to lead him to accidentally thirsting over MAGAnaise Ghouls until he finds out they're not on the Right Side of History / "Trumpsuckers", which is quite sufficient to kill his beetus-hampered boner. Not too many "hot Librarians" are Biden-voting abortion enthusiasts, it would seem, lol. Which surprises the fuck out of me because you'd think Librarians were the leftie-est of the Left.

So yeah, no, no mail order yellow fever bait. Too short IRL.

So, here's a fun fact about Yellow Fever as a sufferer myself: everyone has a type of Asian they go for. There are minor differences in facial structure between the SEA races. Most guys like that go for Japanese (somewhat round face with little jaw definition, heavy slant on eyes) or Korean (more defined jawlines and rounder eyes). Bob likes Chinese the best, (deep set, heavy lidded eyes and very round faces) he slobbers more over Chinese women than Korean and Japanese. Filipinos? They're the niggers of Southeast Asia when it comes to yellow fever. They have darker skin, very round eyes, and strong definition on jaws and cheekbones. They lose out on a bit of the exoticism due to their somewhat more "western" facial features. Of course, at least they're distinct enough unlike Vietnamese and Laotians, who everyone confuses with, respectively, Japanese (probably the decades of rape) and Chinese (definitely the decades of rape).

Especially since they shrink down to half their height around their forties as they evolve into their final form: the Mama-San.

and also that.

Bob wouldn't last a day in a rougher neighbourhood, let alone elsewhere. Plenty of places where he would get his ass handed to him the second he decided to bully the locals, to act like the narcissistic cocksucker he is. Depending on the place he would probably vent by going on a tangentially racist rant on Twitter and getting his account banned on the same breath lol!


Bob is an extreme example, of course, but some loser guys develop an emboldened sense of arrogance as a coping mechanism. I mean loser not because of personal tastes or appearance, but losers in the sense of failing to achieve anything and feeling the World is indebted to them. Met some guys with shades of MovieBob in them, the best example being the biggest loser I knew at the time. Not a coincidence, lol!

Still, most of these guys, even the most pathetic ones, don't develop genocidal fantasies like Bob does. Takes one hell of an asshole to become that much of a pile of horseshit!

That guy on the story might be a good example of why that happens. Guys like that, they don't have the guts to take a rejection, don't work on improving themselves, they just settle for what's easier and works, at least on their fantasies. In this case, a mail order bride. That man put up with loads of horseshit instead of simply hitting the gym, taking better care of himself and learning social skills. Could at least meet an average girl and live a happy life, but most of them simultaneously don't bother trying and are so deep in their own delusions of entitlement that they only want the very best. No wonder they're so fucking miserable, expecting results from fantasy land on the real World!

Oh good lord, Bob thinks he is "from Bawhstuhn, we FITE!", so of course he thinks he would last in a rough neighborhood. He thinks his bloated, beetus-riddled frame would scare off the muggers and joggers. And he also knows how to kick bar stools out from under drunken chucklefucks unawares and walk away scot-free!

But no, he's not FROM Boston, he's from a fucking SUBURB of Boston, that isn't Boston. That would be like if I said I'm from Vancouver BC, but ackshually lived in like fucking Burnaby or Maple Ridge.