Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Man I don't know if any family without actual physical deformities lost the genetic lottery harder than Clan Chipman.

I dunno. I think that people would mistake Bob and Chris for Spanish Hapsburgs if someone painted oil portraits of them.

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno. I think that people would mistake Bob and Chris for Spanish Hapsburgs if someone painted oil portraits of them.

I think it'd be more likely that people would wonder where the hell a Renaissance painter found a living Neanderthal for a model.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

And born rich.

I have no idea why "intellectual" people are so enamored by Holden Caulfield. He is just a Byronic hero without the wit and the superficial charm.

They love it when the hero reminds them of themselves.

Bob, in addition to trying to imitate what he thinks Cavemen sounded like, sounds like he was trying a little too hard to imitate Tim the Toolman Taylor (Tim Allen) on Home Improvement. If Bob was on TV, would it be called "Home SIMProvement"?

If Bob was on TV, it'd get cancelled immediately after the first episode.

It'd be hilarious to see Bob trying to make a sitcom though. It'd be the first time in a show that a man hover handed the actress playing his wife.

 

[Dark Satanic Exterior]

Blob's 'review' of the new Fantastic Beasts movie legit pissed me off. He did a whole performative thing about how he didn't see it and refused to see it, because fuck J.K. Rowling and how he won't be giving his money to support such an awful, reprehensible person.

I don't give two fucks about Harry Potter, but this dude happily turns up, popcorn and ticket stub in his fat ham hands, to soyface over movies that'll line the pockets of tons of people who've done far worse things - guys who beat their wives and sexually harass women and shit - but the mean wizard lady said that men can't be women and a bunch of extremely online mentally ill social failures on Twitter got blangry about it, and that's where MovieBlob draws the line!

 

[TowinKarz]

Ah, I remember Daria. I was a teenager, I thought it was good and I liked Daria as a character. That is obviously not a recommendation, as evidenced by my posts here I'm a complete asshole whose maturation process has been more about learning to do precise deployment of my dickishness rather than abandoning it entirely. I dimly remember being less impressed with later seasons. Of course, I also wasn't a teenager anymore by then.

The use of music was good, though. I remember being surprised to hear a Pet Shop Boys track ("Too Many People", not one of the common ones) at one point. The end-credit art was nice too, it was clearly a case of telling whoever did the art "Draw a Daria character as something." and some of it was neat because of how out-there it was.

As for Catcher in the Rye, I never read it. Though I picked up that line on pretending to be a deaf-mute and used it on an annoying guy on the subway. Worked pretty well, turns out even someone who likes hearing themselves talk hates not having an audience.

My only other knowledge of it is that it influenced the authors of Life is Strange which is a fairly damning indictment.




We'd have to take space away from Bob, though.

IMHO - Catcher in the Rye is just Daria, where she never has the epiphany that cynicism isn't a career and pointing out the personality flaws of others while standing in a corner, even if you can do it with 100% accuracy, won't pay the bills by itself. Smart or not, if she never applies herself and just expects to rise above all the supposed idiocy around her on inherent virtue alone, she's going to be disappointed. She doesn't have to be a driven careerist like her parents if she doesn't want to, and she doesn't have to be a slave to the popularity game like her sister if she doesn't want to. But she has to be SOMETHING, or else she might as well climb into that coffin right now, because for all the supposed flaws all those other people have, they at least will get more out of life than a person who straight up won't try and calls defeatism a morality.

By the end, Holden seems to have learned nothing and he still feels uniquely slighted by the fact that life is hard, and even harder if you feel the basics of decency are below you, let alone being surprised people you let down and annoy will not like you.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Blob's 'review' of the new Fantastic Beasts movie legit pissed me off. He did a whole performative thing about how he didn't see it and refused to see it, because fuck J.K. Rowling and how he won't be giving his money to support such an awful, reprehensible person.

I don't give two fucks about Harry Potter, but this dude happily turns up, popcorn and ticket stub in his fat ham hands, to soyface over movies that'll line the pockets of tons of people who've done far worse things - guys who beat their wives and sexually harass women and shit - but the mean wizard lady said that men can't be women and a bunch of extremely online mentally ill social failures on Twitter got blangry about it, and that's where MovieBlob draws the line!

See, here is the thing. Blob will always try to divert attention away from himself whenever the chance opens itself as his ego has deluted him to think he is the good guy, and everything he does is for the benefit of others. He is always been a opportunistic snake with flimsy morals that are willing to throw people he once called friends when it suits him. (Hey, Russ Pitts! How is banishment!). He is the least fitting one to pull that horse shit on us when in fact, he had done much...MUCH worse. And he'll join the campaign to try being on the right side of history.

I will give JK this. When she is not in the mood to deal with double standard bullshit. She'll glad nuke the fuck out of that clown as we saw a couple of weeks ago. Bob should be glad he is such a nobody that she wouldn't give him the time of day.

 

[NickDigger]

Ah, I remember Daria. I was a teenager, I thought it was good and I liked Daria as a character. That is obviously not a recommendation, as evidenced by my posts here I'm a complete asshole whose maturation process has been more about learning to do precise deployment of my dickishness rather than abandoning it entirely. I dimly remember being less impressed with later seasons.

Watch it again. Because the whole point of Daria by the end was just because you're a wiseacre smart-ass beyond your years, you're still a teenager with an under-developed brain prone to making dumb decisions and assumptions without knowing better.

I've seen Daria. She is sarcastic, snarky, always has a witty one-liner/comeback, and tries to come off as jaded and above it all while really coming off as annoying.

I'll bet that every single bit of snark and sarcasm you see in the media today can be traced back to her.

Not really. Daria's too monotone and by halfway through you have episodes completely shitting on her for being a snarky cunt.

If you watched Daria and fall into the camp of "WOW SHE'S LITERALLY ME", you're the typical self-indulgent activist moron who didn't understand the show. If you fall into the "REEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHERE SJWS BEGAN" category, you didn't watch past the first half of the first season, at most.

It's honestly kind of sad how both of these types of viewers are the most vocal in remembering it, like no one picks up on how the show's writers saw how boring the show was if Daria was always smarter than everyone else, so they gradually wrote her as an actual teenager with genuine faults.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I find it funny that Bob has an issue with Enter's complain about the time period of the movie when he did the exact same shit with the joker.

To me I somehow find it funnier that Bob is as much of a hypocrite and does the same shit yet somehow looks better than the mentally unhinged cartoon reviewer who spent hours with his editor writing tweets about how they totally don't care they're made fun of

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Hmmm… I bet Daria would feed me chicken in bed and let me cum inside her tiny boy-like ass because she would be impressed by with my intellect… - Bob Chipman, defender of cuties.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Watch it again. Because the whole point of Daria by the end was just because you're a wiseacre smart-ass beyond your years, you're still a teenager with an under-developed brain prone to making dumb decisions and assumptions without knowing better.

Not really. Daria's too monotone and by halfway through you have episodes completely shitting on her for being a snarky cunt.

If you watched Daria and fall into the camp of "WOW SHE'S LITERALLY ME", you're the typical self-indulgent activist moron who didn't understand the show. If you fall into the "REEEEEEEEE THIS IS WHERE SJWS BEGAN" category, you didn't watch past the first half of the first season, at most.

It's honestly kind of sad how both of these types of viewers are the most vocal in remembering it, like no one picks up on how the show's writers saw how boring the show was if Daria was always smarter than everyone else, so they gradually wrote her as an actual teenager with genuine faults.

One of the major points of the Daria show was that all of the characters had hidden depths. Although the father was mostly a bumbling character archetype. If there was any late 90's show that was responsible for people talking like snarky cunts, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which kickstarted a lot of shipping nonsense as well.

I loathe that XKCD free speech comic. Because it's disingenuous in refusing to address the way corporations and the government blend in with each other. Twitter gets tax breaks from the government. Many media companies get government subsidies and work on taxpayer funded infrastructure. Are they really, truly private entities? Even if it's legal for them to exclude whomever they want, is it ethical? Is it wise to give your political opponents no nonviolent ways of expressing themselves?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

One of the major points of the Daria show was that all of the characters had hidden depths. Although the father was mostly a bumbling character archetype. If there was any late 90's show that was responsible for people talking like snarky cunts, it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which kickstarted a lot of shipping nonsense as well.

I loathe that XKCD free speech comic. Because it's disingenuous in refusing to address the way corporations and the government blend in with each other. Twitter gets tax breaks from the government. Many media companies get government subsidies and work on taxpayer funded infrastructure. Are they really, truly private entities? Even if it's legal for them to exclude whomever they want, is it ethical? Is it wise to give your political opponents no nonviolent ways of expressing themselves?

The father had hidden depth too. The show was really entertaining for me because it reminded me a lot of King of the Hill, despite Mike Judge not working on it himself.

The XKCD comic is a beloved tool of corporate bootlickers and freaks who simultaneously think cancel culture "isn't real" but is also a good thing.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

To add to the Catcher in The Rye discourse, I read when I was a freshman in high school and hated it. Holdern Caulfied is a eternally woe-is-me prick who completely lacks self-awareness. Just because he had one sweet moment with his sister does not make him a good person, nor does it make him a good protagonist. The guy who shot John Lennon could've at least chose a book that wasn't nearly as gay as motivation to blow away a Beatle. Bob is a lot like Holden Caulfield because he is also an immature, whining jackass that wierdos idiolize when all he deserves is to be beaten in public.

I don’t care for JD Salinger. The only story I like is about the neglectful mother who’s still mourning her boyfriend who immolated in Japan because he fucked up carrying oil. All of his characters are very woe is me to the point of me wishing them to suffer more. A lot of them are fags, too.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby and co. throw another Musky tantrum:
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And here's Hypocrisybob, who has actively expressed anti-Elon Musk activism.

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Bobby thinks he has 5 things in common with Musk.
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(Bloomberg article)

I think I know the five things Moviebob has in common with Elon Musk

1. Bob and Elon are both white
2. Bob and Elon both speak with regional accents
3. Um...

Well, those are the only two that I can think of. (Natch, "both having funcitoning brains" and "both seeking to advance scientific breakthroughs" will never be on that list, for one of the two actually has sought to do so while the other is Moviebob.)

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Glenn Greenwald notices the liberal panic too (Greenwald's substack)
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Does this mean you're williingly surrendering your own exercise of the 1st and 2nd Amendments? After all, it's your standards that we're judging you on.

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Tulsi Gabbard observes that the most powerful people in America are intent on destroying democracy and free speech; Max Boot is far from alone.
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Go fuck yourself, Bob!

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Uh... no. Abortion/infanticide is not a right, you stupid, unqualified whore!

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"Woke" isn't a real thing.
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Looks like Racistbob has reared one of its many ugly heads today.

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Isn't creating division the whole MO of AOC? Whatever happened to "make people uncomfortable"?
And no, AOC is not Christian Smalls's "family", and she is not your family either, Bobby.

I call bullshit. Moviebob doesn't adhere to this cockamamie claim that he "never [goes] against the family in front of [...] other families" because, if you dive deep into Bob's Twitter feed, it's rather obvious that MOVIEBOB GOES AFTER FAMILIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN FRONT OF OTHER FAMILIES!

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The felonious pronoun joke in question:
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(_insert_gender_here_), just... stop.

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Brutal honesty is passé. The post-truth age thrives on Brutal dishonesty.

Moviebob fills the "brutal" half of that quota. Honesty, on the other hand...

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At long last Bobby has to resort to open e-begging.
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There is no "hate campaign" just as there is no "cancel culture"; it's just bad things happening to a bad person, said bad person renews people's rage at him everyday.

No. It's resulting from the "tactics and targets" approach to those Moviebob disagrees with.

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The imagery of Bobby "VIBRATING" isn't pretty.

Thanks for that... disturbing thought, Positron.

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Once again, go fuck yourself, Bob!

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Moviebob: "...Do I critique [AOC] less becase [...] I see the same things and more...""

Reality:

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Psaki's plaster is falling apart. She thinks anyone who asks questions on Fox News's behalf will come off like a "stupid son of a bitch" (Archive of NYDN story)
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Of course, compared to Moviebob and Pstupid Psaki, Peter Doocy's asking the best possible questions at this time.

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Matty again. This is the film he is referring to. There is no chance in the cosmos that Bobby has watched ithe pretends he has.
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Unlike Moviebob, who's equally bad at both.

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And if you hope for Musk to create jobs in America, you might just hate brown people. You might even want to *gasp* gas jews!
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(Aside: one of the thing that Musk MUST TO to Twitter is to disable the "quote tweet" function. The two side quote tweeted each other and took me so much effort to put this convo in its proper form)

Ya ever notice who Moviebob is always railing on and on against "artificial border" when it comes to neighboring nations, yet doesn't make put his money where his mouth is by tearing down the walls of his "basement apartment"? Those buildings he lives have borders that are as arbitrary as the one that separated America from Mexico.

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Well, since Moviebob is a certified smear merchant, his misogyny toward Marine Le Pen is understandable...

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Blob's 'review' of the new Fantastic Beasts movie legit pissed me off. He did a whole performative thing about how he didn't see it and refused to see it, because fuck J.K. Rowling and how he won't be giving his money to support such an awful, reprehensible person.

I don't give two fucks about Harry Potter, but this dude happily turns up, popcorn and ticket stub in his fat ham hands, to soyface over movies that'll line the pockets of tons of people who've done far worse things - guys who beat their wives and sexually harass women and shit - but the mean wizard lady said that men can't be women and a bunch of extremely online mentally ill social failures on Twitter got blangry about it, and that's where MovieBlob draws the line!

If Moviebob admitted he didn't see a movie because the author of the source material is a stupid meanie doodoo head, that would have immediately resulted in termination from a reputable publication. Then again, any publication that signs Moviebob up as a contributor isn't reputable in the first place.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I call bullshit. Moviebob doesn't adhere to this cockamamie claim that he "never [goes] against the family in front of [...] other families" because, if you dive deep into Bob's Twitter feed, it's rather obvious that MOVIEBOB GOES AFTER FAMILIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN FRONT OF OTHER FAMILIES!

Well, the thing is, Bob is talking about "the family" in the sense of "in-group" (and his own personal relatives, whom he will defend with all the fury of the average Internet Tough Guy who knows the Navy Seal Copypasta), and of course this means only "the family THAT MATTERS" and specifically in this context, he means the Democratic Party - somewhat appropriately in a quasi-mafia-esque way. As in, people in the Democrat party shouldn't have a go at each other in front of REEEEEEpublicans - families of the MAGAnaise Ghoulen; families that don't matter. Something something dirty laundry airing, presenting a Unified Front before the Enemy, or whatever I guess.

 

[lemonsolebrother]

Well, the thing is, Bob is talking about "the family" in the sense of "in-group" (and his own personal relatives, whom he will defend with all the fury of the average Internet Tough Guy who knows the Navy Seal Copypasta), and of course this means only "the family THAT MATTERS" and specifically in this context, he means the Democratic Party - somewhat appropriately in a quasi-mafia-esque way. As in, people in the Democrat party shouldn't have a go at each other in front of REEEEEEpublicans - families of the MAGAnaise Ghoulen; families that don't matter. Something something dirty laundry airing, presenting a Unified Front before the Enemy, or whatever I guess.

Nothing quasi about the Mafia reference- it’s almost a direct quote from “The Godfather “

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wgWYYyfDw

 

[Nod Flenders]

Hmmm… I bet Daria would feed me chicken in bed and let me cum inside her tiny boy-like ass because she would be impressed by with my intellect… - Bob Chipman, defender of cuties.

No Bob, not even Daria would want you to fuck her.

 

[cypocryphy]

If JK had the "right" opinions, Bob would be slobbering all over these movies. The reverse is true for things he does like too.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

To add to the Catcher in The Rye discourse, I read when I was a freshman in high school and hated it. Holdern Caulfied is a eternally woe-is-me prick who completely lacks self-awareness. Just because he had one sweet moment with his sister does not make him a good person, nor does it make him a good protagonist. The guy who shot John Lennon could've at least chose a book that wasn't nearly as gay as motivation to blow away a Beatle. Bob is a lot like Holden Caulfield because he is also an immature, whining jackass that wierdos idiolize when all he deserves is to be beaten in public.

plus, he's got a name that sounds like an Australian car

 

[Mola Ram]

If JK had the "right" opinions, Bob would be slobbering all over these movies. The reverse is true for things he does like too.

It's amazing how many of the movies he shills for in that wet turd of a review are Disney spew. Disney, the magnanimous corporation that filmed near Chinese concentration camps and thanked them for it.

 

[Dark Satanic Exterior]

If JK had the "right" opinions, Bob would be slobbering all over these movies. The reverse is true for things he does like too.

I know Bob doesn't really care about Harry Potter, compared to a lot of the other consoomer tier franchises he obsesses over. Honestly, I wonder if this is just a convenient excuse for the fat cunt to give himself a day off and not see a movie he didn't want to see anyway, while pretending he's doing so as a brave statement against the evil witch queen of TERF Island to virtue signal to all the dilating trannies on Twitter.