Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Kinda, Robert goes back and forth with this shit. Other week he was talking about how most movie directors are technicians with very little passion for watching movies, which isn't all that wrong, a lot of filmmakers aren't movie buffs, and I think that might be for the better in most part, then he goes onto a anectdote from Herzog about how movie directos should be boot camp leaders of some shit, point is, Robert likes to downplay the "artist soul" from the majority of filmakers.

And I kinda agree in the sense that filmaking is a craft that takes know-how but at the same time I find it reductive, and knowing Robert, it is a low-key way to downplay those who are more sucesseful than him.

Then he turns a 180 and puts some of these guys of fucking pedestals, explaining how their genius work, and the funny thing is, his explanations are always some convoluted bullshit about how these people have some sort of magic power, and it always comes across as if Robert has some sort of kin with them, as in he understands how they think and how they play audiences and blah blah blah.

This shit is just a few step removed from the guy who claims that he can write/direct the next big Marvel movie if only given the opportunity, but the world is unfair.
It's very strange that he recognises most films these days are more like reconstituted apple juice than a home made spaghetti and yet will still act like the engineer organising an efficient grill station has artistic talent equal to someone who has mastered the sense of taste to a point that they can turn any set of ingredients into a 5 star meal. Everyone has their place, but the soulless producer who is working for a paycheck is not someone you lavish creative praise upon. There is nothing wrong with liking pig slop, I love me some Big Macs and diner fried rice, but you don't act like it's the height of cuisine. It's also odd to put them on a pedestal when they're literally just there for a buck. Most of the current big-name producers at Marvel and Disney started as the guys behind films such as Blade. While comparatively a bomb compared to modern capeshit, it was incredibly successful for it's time and place, but most people working on it did not care beyond the paycheck nor did they have a fifty year plan to turn dead super heroes into a gigantic movement. Ray Croc turned McDonald's from minor successful small business into the only competitor with Disney for running the Global Government, but he started out as a failed door-to-door salesman and could never have anticipated the huge success it became. Every artist needs an agent, but it would seem the agent is now the artist in Bob's mind, probably because he identifies with stacking blocks rather than painting.
 
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Or He shows up and says, "I laughed at every post on your 8,000 page kiwi thread. Now go reee in Hell (where I've put NULL in charge for maximum lulz)."
With you till the Hell part I'd rather see something else.

Jesus: My dad wants to talk to you.

God: Bob, good to see you means the Earth is a better place. Now while you are an insufferable cunt and just a plan awful person you've technically done nothing really worthy of Hell. I also can't let you into heaven. Now I could let you rot in Purgatory, but Where's the fun in that? So I've given you to Allah and he's gifting you to a suicide bomber as one of his 72 virgins have fun and congrats on finally breaking your cherry.
 
With you till the Hell part I'd rather see something else.

Jesus: My dad wants to talk to you.

God: Bob, good to see you means the Earth is a better place. Now while you are an insufferable cunt and just a plan awful person you've technically done nothing really worthy of Hell. I also can't let you into heaven. Now I could let you rot in Purgatory, but Where's the fun in that? So I've given you to Allah and he's gifting you to a suicide bomber as one of his 72 virgins have fun and congrats on finally breaking your cherry.
Damn, Yahweh going full Old Testament on Bobby.
 
This is a slightly old thread that I fucked up the original screencap, but Bobby wanted to pick fight with Amanda Milius again. Ten days later, she noticed.
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"Do you know which of us is really taking the L in life here?" Good question.


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Whor: Boobs and Feminism.
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Next-gen film critics have no patience for people who insist on traditional lens-and-lighting work.
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Iconic?

I've no idea what Bobby is ranting about, but he is still butthurt that the designers of the first Sonic movie listened to fans.
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As for that Lockhart autism bait:
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This is a slightly old thread that I fucked up the original screencap, but Bobby wanted to pick fight with Amanda Milius again. Ten days later, she noticed.
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I love that woman! She called Fatty the Virgin a retard to his face, yet he's too stupid and oblivious to realize it.

His self awareness is every bit the same zero as his brain cell count and his number of sex partners.

Which makes me wonder, which part of Booby is more useless and vestigial, his brain or his pecker?
 
My point is that Rowling's world is very, very small and narrow. What do wizards want? What do men that can fucking reverse time actually want or need? Why even build a school? What do you need a school for magic for? Prussian style schools are made to contidion kids to the 8 to 5 grind but what does a Wizard need with a 9-5? And why is it that every wizard in every country is just Merlin?

I believe that the biggest issue with Rowling's cosmology is that there is no cost to magic. Sure, you spend time memorizing spells and wand movements but what is the price you're paying? Are you siging a contract with other entities? are you selling your soul? Can you sling spells all day long until your throat is dry? Does your wand gets worn down with each cast? Do you cast from magic points? You can make a scarcity free society with just one mage and one wand and there's never any deeper thought put into it.
I agree.

This might be an unpopular opinion but I feel like some fictional worlds would be better if the creators put more thought into their world-building. They are suppose to be fantasy worlds but each world & universe seems to be a knockoff of our universe & earth.

I’m just saying, if you’re going to create a fantasy universe, put some work into it. Make it fantastical. Give the world/universe its own internal logic, laws, and systems. Make the people/animals/plants ‘magical’ in a sense.

Plus, if you put more thought into your fantasy world, you would be able to tell all kinds of stories.
 
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This is a slightly old thread that I fucked up the original screencap, but Bobby wanted to pick fight with Amanda Milius again. Ten days later, she noticed.
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I'm keeping this one for myself
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NotSomeFanboy has popped up a number of times in Bob's replies but is nowhere near as obnoxious as, say, Arkle. I recognize him because of the Dallas mask. "I'd rather take someone's penis up my butt than live off of their glory forever!" This hypothetical is preposterous for two reasons:

1. I am 98% sure this nigga gay. This is all based on a relatively shallow dive into his, at the time of this writing, 13.2k tweets but man I do get a whiff of poz loads coming from him.

2. This nigga is extremely online and has no idea what glory is or how to find his own. I figure this by his very first tweet.
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The account was created in May of 2017 so he didn't go DFE. No telling what account number this is but he was so proud to show those MAGA chuds that a ban could not keep him down that he had to document it. There is zero interaction with that tweet, as with almost every single thing he posts. He either learned not to make actionable threats to anyone/not say gamer words or no one knew/cared he was back.

Him proudly declaring that he'd rather have a man ejaculate inside of his anus than X would be the equivalent of me saying I'd rather breath air than X. It makes no sense because A) I'm doing that anyway and B) I cannot stop my body from doing it. Him claiming that he could still find his own way to excel is another conundrum. It implies that he could find his own way to excel when all signs point to no.
 
Chris does a lot of stupid things. He parrots the usual socially-acceptable opinions on social media. He shamelessly begs people to support his Patreon and review his multitude of podcasts. He makes poor financial decisions, his excessive craft beer consumption not the least of these. He has a bizarre fixation on the Salem horror troon.

That said, Chris at least seems genuinely human. A lot of his pictures do have him looking a bit weird (please groom your beard, Chris), but generally in a "yeah he's the goofball of our group" kind of way. I have no idea what he's like to be around, but I figure I could probably at least tolerate his company for a while. And despite seeming to put more focus on his failing internet personality career than his actual job, I can't fault him for a lack of persistence. Despite not really getting traction on anything he tries, he keeps at it. Maybe not the smartest move, but hey, maybe he'll hit it big.

My general opinion of Chris is that he's right behind Bobby in reaching middle age soon, and he's getting an urge to want to do more with his life, or at least something different. He likely thinks that Bob's "career" is pretty cool, and he's emulating that in his own way. He does some dumb shit sometimes (like trying to get that self-employed guy fired), but overall, he's more or less harmless.

Bob, on the other hand...I mean, look at him. (And his Twitter icon is, dare I say, a flattering shot of him. I've included 's screencap for a more up-to-date and natural comparison.)

My only gripe with Chris is his sheer immaturity on how he handles his life. And it wouldn't be a problem to me if he didn't have kids and didn't beg on the Internet, overall he is okay, not a bad guy by any measure. Seems to be a much more pleasant person to be around than Bob is, but Bob is without doubt a colossal asshole. The kind of guy to ruin a party just by being there. The few times he isn't the biggest asshole in the room is when the other parties in the discussion are people like Chu and his ilk, at least MovieBob is fun to mock, Chu just pisses me off with his self-centeredness. Say what you want, at least Bob didn't make a fucking documentary about himself, even with his content going deep into personal territory!

With how shit Bob looks, anyone would buy him being older than her.
It's the blubber. Fat really ages people, that is how you get guys and girls in their 20's looking like middle aged people with beer bellies and the like. Bob is morbidly obese, so he either looks like a Manbaby or a Fat Biker depending on his style of choice lol!

Amanda Milius is older than Bob. Fucking "kid"..

She's also thinner, better educated and probably lives above ground.
What pisses me off about Bob is how arrogant this fucker gets with his tribalism. He genuinely dehumanizes people based on their political positions. You can disagree with Amanda's views, that is fine, but Bob literally picked a fight with her, multiple times, over fucking nothing. He thinks she is a moron solely because she holds different beliefs: One thing I learned from life experience is that even bright, learned people can hold views you see as being stupid. That doesn't take away from their competence, they might be morally misguided, from falling for propaganda, for instance, but that doesn't mean they are stupid solely because of that, their worldview might simply be much different than yours and it's important to respect that. Bob, being unable to grasp nuance in any form, goes for the childish worldview that his side is good and the other sides are bad, so an intelligent person couldn't possibly hold different views than of his, the Great Thinker from Lynn, resident of the modern equivalent of Plato's Academy: The Flooded Basement of Enlightenment!

This guy can't stop acting like an asshole bully for a hot minute, can he?!
 
As everyone expected, DeSantis strikes the Demonic Rat at its heart. Soon there will be publicized arrests of pedophiles right inside Cinderella's Castle.
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Bobby has a row with his fan John Vinals.
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Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "creative class aristocracy" tweet)

Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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Meanhile John Vinals's wrongthink is testing Bobby's tolerance.
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Pretty considerate of B. Coul for trying to rope John Vinals back into the Cult of Bob.

Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?


In another righteous smite, DeSantis attempts to stop Twitter from fucking up market rules and prevent its acquisition by Elon Musk.
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Being at war with private industry is also Biden's way.

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Nerds hate it when the mask mandate is lifted so they have to let the world see how gross and hideous they are
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Why shouldn't one be glad about not having to wear masks? At the very least you save money!

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As always, Bobby's self awareness is awe-inspiring.


Disney does cultural theft again:
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Here's another of Bobby's oracular riddles:
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Why waste time being an altar boy when you can be a shoeshine boy instead?
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Bob's whole "you can't bully a bully" is a dangerous idea for a man as loathsome as Bob.

Also, I could be wrong because I don't use social media, but wasn't Libs of Tik Tok just reposting stupid shit people said? That's got to be the most streamlined bullying ever, you don't even have to say or do anything.
 
I agree.

This might be an unpopular opinion but I feel like some fictional worlds would be better if the creators put more thought into their world-building. They are suppose to be fantasy worlds but each world & universe seems to be a knockoff of our universe & earth.

I’m just saying, if you’re going to create a fantasy universe, put some work into it. Make it fantastical. Give the world/universe its own internal logic, laws, and systems. Make the people/animals/plants ‘magical’ in a sense.

Plus, if you put more thought into your fantasy world, you would be able to tell all kinds of stories.
But that's wooooooork! Why do work when you can set a fantasy story in an ersatz version of your own high school and call it "urban fantasy"?

What really bothers me is when creators really don't think through the implications of their setting. Like in the movie "Inception" where

the dream-entering machine was basically a perfect virtual reality device that slowed down time relative to the outside world. You have a device that can plunk anyone in a crazy world filled with anything a dream architect could think of, and allow them to stay there for decades, living lifetimes in the matter of a few hours depending on what level they're on. And yet the only thing the people in the movie could think to use it for was corporate espionage. How about creating a batshit VR amusement park where the roller coasters are 1000 foot tall, where people can ride Godzillas, have month-long fantasy adventures in Narnia, fight in space battles, then wake up back in the real world -all in the space of a few minutes real world time? Why not set scientists and mathematicians in an incepted laboratory to work on difficult problems? Andrew Wiles spent 7 years working on Fermat's Last Theorem - wouldn't it have been nice for him if it had only taken him 1 hour in Real World time? Oh sure, there's the danger that you could have a dangerous belief implanted in your brain, but I'm sure the kinks would have been worked out eventually. It's a society-altering invention like television, but on steroids. And the movie doesn't seem to be interested in any of that -just in its own little mystery plot concerning the main character and his dead wife, and hacking into the brain of that one corporate dude..

I'll give movies like Dark Crystal respect for creating an entire eco-system from scratch, even if the story is the archetypal "young hero gets a macguffin and uses it to beat the bad guys" yarn.
 
As everyone expected, DeSantis strikes the Demonic Rat at its heart. Soon there will be publicized arrests of pedophiles right inside Cinderella's Castle.
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Bobby has a row with his fan John Vinals.
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Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "creative class aristocracy" tweet)

Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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Meanhile John Vinals's wrongthink is testing Bobby's tolerance.
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Pretty considerate of B. Coul for trying to rope John Vinals back into the Cult of Bob.

Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?
I've recently taken to skimming over most of the Bob screencaps in this thread, partly to avoid brain damage but mostly because he's just been so damn repetitive of late. But I had to read through all of his inane defenses of Disney here because the first one caught my eye, and I had to see just how far he was willing to deepthroat the Rat.

Suffice it to say, I don't think you could ask for a better corporate bootlicker than Bobbo.

Let's start with that first one: Bob claims that Disney can do whatever they want because they have the "capitol [sic] of SEVERAL whole nations" while Florida is a pathetic little shithole swamp. Alright, let's fact-check that. Going by the values listed on Wikipedia (yeah, I should lift a primary source, but I'm being lazy right now), in 2021, Disney had revenues of about $67 billion and total assets of about $200 billion. That revenue value would put it at about the 84th largest country by GDP, right between Myanmar and Costa Rica. Nothing to sneeze at, and certainly more than multiple smaller countries put together, but it's also nowhere near the largest; as one example, Alphabet (Google) had revenues of close to $260 billion and $360 billion in assets in 2021. So yeah, Bob is technically correct that Disney's revenue is equivalent to the GDPs of Cyprus, Mozambique, Madagascar, and Somalia put together, though when put that way, it doesn't sound quite so good.

However, looking at Florida's economy alone, the state's GDP in 2021 was $1.2 trillion. If Florida were a country, it would rank #16 globally. On top of that, it has political, judicial, and military forces that Disney simply doesn't. Even if Disney tried to call their bluff and leave the state entirely, Florida would do just fine without them. I guess all that swampland isn't so worthless after all.

He then all but calls Cubans race traitors for not wanting to support a party that reminds them quite a lot of the communist shithole they fled from. The existence of pee-oh-sees that don't want to stay on the Democrat plantation is such an offense to lefties, you just love to see it.

Then he gobbles the Rat's knob over their continued butchery of copyright law. Copyright in the US was originally 14 years, with the option to renew for an additional 14. Today, it's the life of the author plus 70 years, or 120 years for corporate works. If I created a work today and died tomorrow, it still wouldn't enter the public domain until near the end of the century. That's absolutely ridiculous and indefensible, yet Bob praises Disney for pressuring the government into granting them effectively indefinite copyright because that's exactly what his greedy, selfish peabrain would do, the effects on the rest of society be damned. He also keeps referencing his "heirs," as though Bob will ever know the touch of a woman, let alone successfully reproduce. You're a chicken-eyed, overweight sped with anger issues and a colossal ego, Bob, none of which will endear you to the opposite sex.

And finally, he pulls his usual whataboutism and paints conservatives as the true bad guys in this situation. Even though they believe that you shouldn't be telling five-year-olds about sexual matters, don't fall for it, they're eeeeeeevil! Like, sorry not sorry, but I'm going with the side that says you shouldn't be grooming children over the side that has a particularly concerning interest in grooming children.

It baffles me that someone can be this much of a useful idiot for megacorps that only view him as a disposable cog. I guess as long as they're on the Right Side of History and doing anything and everything to make conservatives miserable, they can do whatever they want and Bobby will happily sealclap for them in between his average-size McDonald's meals and Marvel products.
 
Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "creative class aristocracy" tweet)
While Luke thinking it's "obviously illegal" for Florida to rescind a grant it made in the first place is amusing enough I'd like to point out that Bob's entire rant about copyright is actually about trademarks. Unless Disney gets another extension Mickey Mouse works will begin entering the public domain in 2024. Disney will continue to retain the trademark. People will not be able to freely produce Mickey Mouse works, they will be able to freely reproduce and share those public domain Mickey Mouse works.

Bob's idea that Disney will be "the kingdom with the current most spears trained on Jesusland" is some serious masturbation about a major corporation that produces consumer products that's mostly extremely broad audience art.

Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?
If 21st Century Americans are the majority then that means the 98% of people Bob wants exterminated will disproportionately come from less white non-American countries with a distinct lack of TRUMPER TRASH Mayo Ghouls. This might get problematic.

Nerds hate it when the mask mandate is lifted so they have to let the world see how gross and hideous they are
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Why shouldn't one be glad about not having to wear masks? At the very least you save money!
Bob's strange conception of natural selection again appears: this time his belief is that vaccines and cures being withheld from the entire population of states that vote in a single presidential election the "wrong" way is "natural selection [doing] it's thing."

Interesting. Bob here appears to be describing that which is colloquially known as "cancel culture" which Bob has repeatedly assured us does not exist. Another conundrum for the Diabeeto Dialectic to reveal the science of.
 
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