As everyone expected, DeSantis strikes the Demonic Rat at its heart. Soon there will be publicized arrests of pedophiles right inside Cinderella's Castle.
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Bobby has a row with his fan John Vinals.
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Luke Lockhart thinks DeSantis's move will galvanize Disney to fight against GOP. Bobby nurses a huge boner at the thought -- he almost sees his dream jetpack emerging out of the FUPA.
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(I've archived the "
creative class aristocracy" tweet)
Bobby thinks he must arm himself lest the world hurts him, and he urges the "marginalized" to fight harder.
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Meanhile John Vinals's wrongthink is testing Bobby's tolerance.
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Pretty considerate of B. Coul for trying to rope John Vinals back into the Cult of Bob.
Some journo thinks Disney was the victim of bullying by the increasingly unpopular GOP (archive of
Salon article)
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I know it's a hard task but I think it must be done, so who's going to tell Bobby that a lot of liberals hate Disney, or at least has no sympathy with Disney, for myriads of reasons?
I've recently taken to skimming over most of the Bob screencaps in this thread, partly to avoid brain damage but mostly because he's just been so damn repetitive of late. But I had to read through all of his inane defenses of Disney here because the first one caught my eye, and I had to see just how far he was willing to deepthroat the Rat.
Suffice it to say, I don't think you could ask for a better corporate bootlicker than Bobbo.
Let's start with that first one: Bob claims that Disney can do whatever they want because they have the "capitol [sic] of SEVERAL whole nations" while Florida is a pathetic little shithole swamp. Alright, let's fact-check that. Going by
the values listed on Wikipedia (yeah, I should lift a primary source, but I'm being lazy right now), in 2021, Disney had revenues of about $67 billion and total assets of about $200 billion. That revenue value would put it at about
the 84th largest country by GDP, right between Myanmar and Costa Rica. Nothing to sneeze at, and certainly more than multiple smaller countries put together, but it's also nowhere near the largest; as one example,
Alphabet (Google) had revenues of close to $260 billion and $360 billion in assets in 2021. So yeah, Bob is
technically correct that Disney's revenue is equivalent to the GDPs of Cyprus, Mozambique, Madagascar, and Somalia put together, though when put that way, it doesn't sound quite so good.
However, looking at Florida's economy
alone,
the state's GDP in 2021 was $1.2 trillion. If Florida were a country, it would rank #16 globally. On top of that, it has political, judicial, and military forces that Disney simply doesn't. Even if Disney tried to call their bluff and leave the state entirely, Florida would do just fine without them. I guess all that swampland isn't so worthless after all.
He then all but calls Cubans race traitors for not wanting to support a party that reminds them quite a lot of the communist shithole they fled from. The existence of pee-oh-sees that don't want to stay on the Democrat plantation is such an offense to lefties, you just love to see it.
Then he gobbles the Rat's knob over their continued butchery of copyright law. Copyright in the US was originally 14 years, with the option to renew for an additional 14. Today, it's the life of the author plus
70 years, or
120 years for corporate works. If I created a work today and died tomorrow, it still wouldn't enter the public domain until near the end of the century. That's absolutely ridiculous and indefensible, yet Bob praises Disney for pressuring the government into granting them effectively indefinite copyright because that's exactly what his greedy, selfish peabrain would do, the effects on the rest of society be damned. He also keeps referencing his "heirs," as though Bob will ever know the touch of a woman, let alone successfully reproduce. You're a chicken-eyed, overweight sped with anger issues and a colossal ego, Bob, none of which will endear you to the opposite sex.
And finally, he pulls his usual whataboutism and paints conservatives as the true bad guys in this situation. Even though they believe that you shouldn't be telling five-year-olds about sexual matters, don't fall for it, they're
eeeeeeevil! Like, sorry not sorry, but I'm going with the side that says you shouldn't be grooming children over the side that has a
particularly concerning interest in grooming children.
It baffles me that someone can be this much of a useful idiot for megacorps that only view him as a disposable cog. I guess as long as they're on the Right Side of History and doing anything and everything to make conservatives miserable, they can do whatever they want and Bobby will happily sealclap for them in between his average-size McDonald's meals and Marvel products.
