Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

Precisely. This will piss off the shareholders and retard fans like Bob despite not directly affecting them, but Disney has more than enough money to afford basic taxes. They aren't going to leave Florida, it's their home turf and they won't get a deal like they got there anywhere else. People simply wouldn't accept Walt Disney World moving away from Orlando, not making this up, whenever I saw ads about traveling away to Florida, they always mentioned the park. One could easily think they fucking founded it!

The more likely outcome is Disney cutting a deal and toning down on some shit to curry favor with the politicians involved in exchange of a very convenient repeal of some of these laws. I don't see them leaving over something like this!

There's been a lot of talk about Disney just moving to another state, because obviously everyone would be chomping at the bit to get Disney to build a theme park in their area so they could get tourism dollars. These idiots, like Bob, seem to think Disney is a lot wealthier than it actually is. Even if they were to build in some flyover state where the land is cheap, do they not realize the amount of money required to build the parks, especially one at Disney World's level, or bigger? Even if they got the same level of power that Florida used to give them, they'd weigh the costs of moving their operation elsewhere versus just staying put and paying the taxes.

I'm pretty sure they genuinely think Disney is just going to airlift the entire place elsewhere and just leave a giant crater as a fuck you to Florida.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I went down this rabbit hole for a few minutes and the answer is apparently capitalism. This helpful reddit user transcribed a bunch of slides into text about it:

‘Worthy of a good life by existing’

Being worthy doesn’t mean shit, you have earn your place in the world, you have to fight for your right. The world’s not going to give you everything you want just because you exist. And having autism does not make you exempt from this.

I'd love to see how quickly an anarcho-autistic society would collapse from the utter lack of diplomacy skills by these socially-stunted people

"I need resources, give me your land"

"Hey now, how about we talk about this. I can trade you some of my resources in exchange for-"

"No. Give me your land"

Honestly, if we gave autistic people their own land and society, there would be less autistic people in the world.

They should be grateful for what they have currently.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby teaches you legal rights. 17 minutes
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Okay, wait, hang on a second. Just the other day, Bob was praising Disney for fucking up the public domain in their quest to never lose the copyright on anything they own, saying he'd do the same to ensure his (never-to-exist) heirs got to live in luxury for decades. And now he's suggesting that no, megacorps trampling over the rights of the public is actually a bad thing?

If there's a braver soul than I that wants to waste 17 minutes on this shit to see what they're talking about, go right ahead. I know this isn't one of Bob's videos, but I've also gone this far in life without watching any of MatPat's garbage "theory" videos either, and I'd like to keep it that way.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Worthy of a good life by existing’

Being worthy doesn’t mean shit, you have earn your place in the world, you have to fight for your right. The world’s not going to give you everything you want just because you exist. And having autism does not make you exempt from this.

What these idiots fail to realize is that there are only 2 places that deliver unconditional love: your parents and God; and they want to destroy both.

Congratulations, you have played yourselves.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Isn't it cool how Disney the company is doing its best to undo all the hard work of the Disney brothers, all because they couldn't find it in themselves to condemn the grooming of children? But on the plus side, it cost them a shitload of money, loss of public goodwill, and an end to a bunch of sweetheart government arrangements! Wait...

I guess the magic for the most magical place on Earth was less wishing on a star and more Indian burial ground.

Roy Disney's grandson announced his son daughter I have no clue what this thing is, well is trans after Disney the company denounced the law and other family members cheered. So even the blood Disney's members have gone full wackoloon.

 

[Positron]

Commercial break!


Not impressed? How about a little character study?

This dude appeared in a series of group photos with Chris.

 

[TopTierHealer]

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

This is very, very, very pathetic. Who the hell talks like this? Who knows anyone that talks like this?

Anyways, do you know that fellow cow's, Rick Tomlision, writing style is "X thing but in spaaaaaaaace"? Queer horror is just "X horror but with dicks up my ass, have I mentioned how fucking HOMOSEXUAL I AM TODAY - MOTHER GAIA DAMN I WISH I COULD SLURP SOME SEMEN RIGHT NOW".

By that page alone you can already tell who dies and how gory it will be.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Arkle thinks conservatives are building an army -- by shutting down abortion clinics.

Tell me how Brian "The Human Arkle" Webber has never had sex with a woman and has no idea of the power dynamics/realities of the family court system without telling me. This is why we cannot address ANY issue with these people and to some extent the greater public. People like Bob and his knob slobbers are insane. This isn't a strawman. This isn't a boogeyman. Arkle invented this person and their motives straight from his diseased mind with zero evidence that anyone like this even exists. The second you try say anything someone like Arkle will sealion in, shit up the place with pompous idiocy, and run back to his internet daddy to show him the good work that he's done. You're left alone then, wondering if you just suffered a stroke trying to comprehend the insanity that just happened while you were talking to someone else.

 

[Uncle Joey]

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Good lord the irony...

 

[TopTierHealer]

Tell me how Brian "The Human Arkle" Webber has never had sex with a woman and has no idea of the power dynamics/realities of the family court system without telling me. This is why we cannot address ANY issue with these people and to some extent the greater public. People like Bob and his knob slobbers are insane. This isn't a strawman. This isn't a boogeyman. Arkle invented this person and their motives straight from his diseased mind with zero evidence that anyone like this even exists. The second you try say anything someone like Arkle will sealion in, shit up the place with pompous idiocy, and run back to his internet daddy to show him the good work that he's done. You're left alone then, wondering if you just suffered a stroke trying to comprehend the insanity that just happened while you were talking to someone else.

The perfect NPC, show them the usage of abortion clinics by race of the mother and the "racist.pkg" command activates immediately. I wonder how the second generation of NPC programming will turn out - this one is already strained too thin and seems to be at the end of their useful life.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

In today's Bad Thing Happening to Bad People, a groomer teacher was sacked when his heinous act was exposed by Libs Of TikTok.

How many women have you persuaded to let you in and not pull out Bobby? It isn't as easy as you make it sound is it?

The hell of it is he says "parent", not "father". If he's that unconcerned with how female biology works, maybe that's why he hangs around with troons so much.

Bob's compelling argument built around parties, wrestling (truly, a venue for Thinkers), and nailing Hanoi Jane is strangely doing nothing to change my opinion of Ted Turner.

(How do you typo "big" twice?)

I'm sure it's just me but my image of Ted Turner has been locked for over a decade on that comic depicting him as a loon having intrusive thoughts about a sexy cartoon cat. 'No, Mr. Turner, "Too confused for pants" is not an acceptable reason.'

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'd love to see how quickly an anarcho-autistic society would collapse from the utter lack of diplomacy skills by these socially-stunted people

"I need resources, give me your land"

"Hey now, how about we talk about this. I can trade you some of my resources in exchange for-"

"No. Give me your land"

That just sounds like a fancy way to say communism.

The Biden Administration have been detaining American citizens without even setting a trial date, for having participated in a political protest.

Bobby is delighted and yet angered when the “right” teachers are fired for “no reason at all.”

I hope they double down on the “anime is racist” because it’ll cause quite a bit of outrage amongst the trannies that want to be the anime girl.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob getting them big brain juices flowing this morning

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517130149761855488

https://archive.ph/J0GNp

A "government" that underpays it's workers (by Bob's own words), has massive child sex problems, supports no one, doesn't actually have a populace, drains money and gives none back to the two counties it sits in, never has had to beholden to anyone or pay any taxes before, and only functions because it has never had to be beholden to anyone or pay any taxes before.

For being such a weak and pathetic "crumbling sh--hole meth-swamp" Florida's really got the mouse by the shorty hairs, don't it? Maybe make three more Captain Marvels. That'll learn 'em!

To be fair, I am no fan of America's current government system and there is a breath of truth in Bob's words. They are bloated with bureaucracy and taxation is theft. However that breath quickly becomes rancid as it becomes a fart when you realize that Bob is rooting for rule by corporatism. That meth-swamp surrounds the magic kingdom because Disney takes all the money without giving anything back. Disney only exists as it does because Walt was able to fandangle a deal that made the park basically it's own sovereign micro-nation in 1967. This moralless and principle void charisma vacuum will demand the heads of millionaires who, in ways Bob can never articulate, never pay their "fair share" and without missing a beat suck off the Mouse's cock and say "this is tastes great". Something I'd like to hear from these consoomers is why does Disney not have to pay taxes? Why does the Reedy Creek Improvement District deserve to exist?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Okay, wait, hang on a second. Just the other day, Bob was praising Disney for fucking up the public domain in their quest to never lose the copyright on anything they own, saying he'd do the same to ensure his (never-to-exist) heirs got to live in luxury for decades. And now he's suggesting that no, megacorps trampling over the rights of the public is actually a bad thing?

Bob is what us in the know call a hypocrite. He always says one thing, yet supports another thing.

 

[Absolutego]

@King Dead, your writeup on how Bob's a useful corpo bootlicker for Disney is entertaining, but I disagree with your final conclusion here:

It baffles me that someone can be this much of a useful idiot for megacorps that only view him as a disposable cog. I guess as long as they're on the Right Side of History and doing anything and everything to make conservatives miserable, they can do whatever they want and Bobby will happily sealclap for them in between his average-size McDonald's meals and Marvel products.

It isn't that Disney's on the right side of history and making conservatives miserable that motivates Bob's love of them. It's that they make movies he likes.
Despite wrapping his viewpoints up in ever-increasing long, psuedointellectual ramblings, Bob, at the end of the day, is mentally stuck in middle school and has a middle schooler's understanding of the world. An extremely autistic, socially ostracized middle schooler who watches cartoons all day and writes fanfiction about his favorite characters.

 

[The Valeyard]

Not impressed? How about a little character study?
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From the dialogue alone this movie will be worse than the Netflix reboot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

[Meat Target]

Unironically what? What do autistic people need to be liberated from? Are the jerkops finally coming for sonifloyd or something?

Blessed are the asspies, for they shall inherit the earth.

 

[Positron]

The Department of Health in Florida has just issued an evidence-based guideline in management of gender-confused children. All trannies got their stink ditches in a twist.

Disney has to be a black hole that sucks the mind out of anyone exposed to it.

Oh BTW, I'm shocked Bobby has forgotten something so important to him.




Putin looks very tense and his legs are restless, but these aren't tremors.

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Bobby talks about... I can't be bothered to find out. 46 minutes.

(Original link in case the mirror fails to load.)

Bobby explains the technical issues with his videos. Note the royal "we".


Buzz Lightskin:

 

[Skitarii]

@King Dead, your writeup on how Bob's a useful corpo bootlicker for Disney is entertaining, but I disagree with your final conclusion here:

It isn't that Disney's on the right side of history and making conservatives miserable that motivates Bob's love of them. It's that they make movies he likes.
Despite wrapping his viewpoints up in ever-increasing long, psuedointellectual ramblings, Bob, at the end of the day, is mentally stuck in middle school and has a middle schooler's understanding of the world. An extremely autistic, socially ostracized middle schooler who watches cartoons all day and writes fanfiction about his favorite characters.

>disney makes low-effort movie that appeals to the lowest common denominator and shits all over cinema standards

>movieblob and mcu goons pay money to further enable them

>popularity of new movie turns more people into disney addicts by way of normative influence

Rinse and repeat

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob getting them big brain juices flowing this morning

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517130149761855488

https://archive.ph/J0GNp

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Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517166499307442179

https://archive.ph/vwaH3

One, name them. Name these red hot peppers that would entice men to stay where they have to pay more for everything, have shitty weather, and less freedom.

Two, why the hell is he asking us if he enjoys beach weather? He does this consistently! He makes a statement but adds a question mark at the end of it as some kind of emphasis that as someone who engages in a lot of literary tomfoolery cannot figure out. He is supposed to be a professional who writes for a living. I am a retard on a backwoods website, larping as a man who got 240 years for getting into a shoot out with cops, posting mainly on two threads. How am I better at this than him?