Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Skitarii]

Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517166499307442179

https://archive.ph/vwaH3

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One, name them. Name these red hot peppers that would entice men to stay where they have to pay more for everything, have shitty weather, and less freedom.

Two, why the hell is he asking us if he enjoys beach weather? He does this consistently! He makes a statement but adds a question mark at the end of it as some kind of emphasis that as someone who engages in a lot of literary tomfoolery cannot figure out. He is supposed to be a professional who writes for a living. I am a retard on a backwoods website, larping as a man who got 240 years for getting into a shoot out with cops, posting mainly on two threads. How am I better at this than him?

Florida is based

Come for the weather, stay for Ice Poseidon 3

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Florida is based

Come for the weather, stay for Ice Poseidon 3

The last time I was in Florida, I almost died, and I'd rather live there then Boston

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Florida is based

Come for the weather, stay for Ice Poseidon 3

The highest elevation in FL is a speed bump.

 

[Skitarii]

The last time I was in Florida, I almost died, and I'd rather live there then Boston

I'd rather bunk with Al-Qaeda than live in Boston

 

[Flexo]

Bob getting them big brain juices flowing this morning

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517130149761855488

https://archive.ph/J0GNp

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A "government" that underpays it's workers (by Bob's own words), has massive child sex problems, supports no one, doesn't actually have a populace, drains money and gives none back to the two counties it sits in, never has had to beholden to anyone or pay any taxes before, and only functions because it has never had to be beholden to anyone or pay any taxes before.

For being such a weak and pathetic "crumbling sh--hole meth-swamp" Florida's really got the mouse by the shorty hairs, don't it? Maybe make three more Captain Marvels. That'll learn 'em!

To be fair, I am no fan of America's current government system and there is a breath of truth in Bob's words. They are bloated with bureaucracy and taxation is theft. However that breath quickly becomes rancid as it becomes a fart when you realize that Bob is rooting for rule by corporatism. That meth-swamp surrounds the magic kingdom because Disney takes all the money without giving anything back. Disney only exists as it does because Walt was able to fandangle a deal that made the park basically it's own sovereign micro-nation in 1967. This moralless and principle void charisma vacuum will demand the heads of millionaires who, in ways Bob can never articulate, never pay their "fair share" and without missing a beat suck off the Mouse's cock and say "this is tastes great". Something I'd like to hear from these consoomers is why does Disney not have to pay taxes? Why does the Reedy Creek Improvement District deserve to exist?

"A government sitting in the middle of your government..."

Sounds like an easy blockade target to me.

I'm starting to get how Bobby is so bad at video games. Hell I'd love to play board games against him for the easy win. He literally cannot think two steps ahead or long term to save his life.

Spoiler: Bob playing MTG

"Bwaha! I have played a counterspell to counter your silly lightning bolt. Truly now you see how futile it is to challenge me you silly 'person.' This match was over before it started."

"Actually that was the bait. Now that you're tapped out I'll play sneak attack, pay to sneak Emrakul, swing for lethal and annihilator 4."

"Wha? Buh..."

"Yeah I know. The game really was over before it began."

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby always have LGBT children in his mind.
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I don't think Democrats or liberal deny the concept of Good and Evil; they just pretend that select groups of people are simply incapable of evil, just as Bobby pretend that some people are incapable of good.

Once again, we see that Moviebob comes from ignorance.

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Mickey Mouse is not your friend, Bob.

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Arkle thinks conservatives are building an army -- by shutting down abortion clinics.
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Proudly retweeted by Eugenicsbob.

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If you see Moviebob as an enemy, then you actually are on the good guys' side.

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The Biden Administration have been detaining American citizens without even setting a trial date, for having participated in a political protest.
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Oh, but Moviebob HAS--repeatedly--talked about what it wants to see happen to those he calls quote-unquote people... yet Twitter's spinless moderators still haven't terminated its account.

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Ever wonder why nobody intelligent considers Moviebob's diatribes worth listening to? It's because Moviebob is a direct contradiction to everything he says here. Every... fucking... single... thing! If all those things about becoming a Democrat were true, how do you explain Moviebob not raking in loads and loads of money outside grifting fullible Patreon accounts? How do you explain Moviebob not listening to science when it goes against his perpetually blind worldview? And, above all else, how do you explain Moviebob perpetually hating everyone who doesn't comport to its every whim?

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Bobby teaches you legal rights. 17 minutes

Ahem:

Freedom Toons creator Seamus Coughlin: "If you're an individual who doesn't believe that human life is intrinsically valuable for its own sake, I'm not taking your advice on anything. There's no reason to listen to you."

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Being an anime fan doesn't make you a racist. Being a Moviebob, however, does.

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Real life people are either all-good or all-evil; fictional characters have nuances, at least sometimes.
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"Charismatic antihero" is not the correct way to describe Moviebob. Bob's not charismatic, and the only way Bob can be described as an "anti-hero" is how he belligerently fights against what the world's actual good guys stand for.

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Disney has to be a black hole that sucks the mind out of anyone exposed to it.
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Oh BTW, I'm shocked Bobby has forgotten something so important to him.

Well, there is a helium balloon residing where Moviebob's actual brain should be.

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From GE machinist two generations ago to an Adolf Hitler wannabe today. Moviebob's lineage has really gone downhill, hasn't it?

 

[King Dead]

Why does Bob keep referring to his one-man operation as though he has a team working on his videos? "We go unscripted," "we're working it out," "we had a full greenscreen room," etc. Does he think it makes him sound like more of a bigshot to imply he has underlings working for him? Is he embarrassed to admit he's completely on his own at this point? Does he not realize that it actually makes him look worse to suggest there's more than one person producing his trash? His frequent amateurish mistakes are easier to forgive when it's the work of just one person, but not if there's multiple.

Also, I saw Everything Everywhere All at Once about a week ago, and now that I've had some time to digest, here are my quick thoughts.

Spoiler: free movie reviews, inquire within

It's kind of hard to figure out where to begin with a movie like this. It doesn't really fit into any particular genre mold by design. I guess you could call it a smorgasbord, or, fitting the title, an "everything" movie. It has something of a sci-fi concept to it, but mixes in comedy, drama, action, and a lot of unexpected things that you wouldn't expect to pay off, but they do.

I won't get into the nitty-gritty of the plot, but I'll say that despite a pretty decent amount of technobabble, I didn't have trouble following. The idea of verse-jumping is bizarre, but remains internally consistent, and it produces so many memorable scenes that I can't even pick a favorite. It also manages to tug at the heartstrings while delivering a story you get invested in, and I was captivated the whole way through.

This is also one of the funniest movies I've seen in years, and it had the entire theater in stitches at points. Much of it is physical comedy, but there's plenty of absurdist humor as you might expect from something like this. Really rewarding to see this in the theater and hear the audience's reactions.

A lot of great performances too, with Michelle Yeoh being the stand-out, not only juggling comedic and dramatic performances with action choreography, but also doing that with a bunch of different versions of the character. Ke Huy Quan was also great, a lot of his comedic lines had me in stitches but he also had some of the most emotional moments in the film. The whole cast did outstanding work with the material.

Quite a beautiful film visually as well, with some fantastic cinematography and fight choreography. Apparently the movie was initially written with Jackie Chan in the lead role, and I think there's still a fair amount of that influence in the comedic style of much of the fights (the fannypack fight especially). Definitely worth catching on the big screen to soak it all in.

All in all, one of the best movies I've seen in a long time, and certainly one of the more memorable. I'm honestly struggling to come up with any negatives, which is probably praise enough. Go see it if you can, it's slowly getting a wider release so it might be opening near you soon.

tl;dr: Chalk this up to being one of Bob's stopped-clock moments. Definitely recommend.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Is that Marx in that obnoxious lefty meme? What meme do they use when someone posts a James Lindsay video talking about how wokeness is just Marxism by another name, I wonder....

I can't quite tell what he's saying here. All I know is that it feels skeevy.

 

[Mola Ram]

"A government sitting in the middle of your government..."

Sounds like an easy blockade target to me.

I'm starting to get how Bobby is so bad at video games. Hell I'd love to play board games against him for the easy win. He literally cannot think two steps ahead or long term to save his life.

Spoiler: Bob playing MTG

"Bwaha! I have played a counterspell to counter your silly lightning bolt. Truly now you see how futile it is to challenge me you silly 'person.' This match was over before it started."

"Actually that was the bait. Now that you're tapped out I'll play sneak attack, pay to sneak Emrakul, swing for lethal and annihilator 4."

"Wha? Buh..."

"Yeah I know. The game really was over before it began."

I'm starting to see why Bob never plays RPGs. I used to think it was because he would zone out during lore dumps or long conversations about the setting and characters. Now I think it's because he's so addicted to immediate gratification he can't tolerate the early game difficulty when you're stuck with eight hit points and a rusty sword or peashooter you can't hit anything with.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517166499307442179

https://archive.ph/vwaH3

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One, name them. Name these red hot peppers that would entice men to stay where they have to pay more for everything, have shitty weather, and less freedom.

Two, why the hell is he asking us if he enjoys beach weather? He does this consistently! He makes a statement but adds a question mark at the end of it as some kind of emphasis that as someone who engages in a lot of literary tomfoolery cannot figure out. He is supposed to be a professional who writes for a living. I am a retard on a backwoods website, larping as a man who got 240 years for getting into a shoot out with cops, posting mainly on two threads. How am I better at this than him?

What the fuck does Bob's response even mean?

 

[Mola Ram]

What the fuck does Bob's response even mean?

Redheads tend to sunburn easily, and therefore tend to avoid the beach. At least in Bob's head, when he fantasizes about having a redhead girlfriend, for a few minutes before he has a joyless self-induced orgasm and passes out whimpering to himself that he's still Superior, dammit.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I stopped following this shit for a while.

Is Bob still fat?

 

[JayHarrison]

I stopped following this shit for a while.

Is Bob still fat?

Yes. But even if it lost any significant amount of weight, Moviebob would still be a petulant asshole.

 

[make_it_so]

This raises a really interesting philosophical question. Where does Bob think ideas come from? In another set of tweets (which I hastily deleted from this quote, though Bob has expressed the idea before) Bob argues that life itself is a war of all against all yet here he seems to indicate that he believes that it's possible to prevent ideas (like opposition to the SUPERIOR FUTURE) from developing in the population. I understand that Bob gets many of his ideas from his poor understanding of things like Disney films but where does he suppose that other Thinkers are supposed to get their ideas that build the SUPERIOR FUTURE? In other words, I know Bob gets his ideas of rocket ships and robot bodies from mass media, but where are the Thinkers who created the idea of rocket ships and robot bodies in the first place supposed to have gotten their ideas for these things in a world that doesn't allow blasphemy Denial of Scientifically Proven Morally Correct Ideas even in ones thoughts?

Sometimes I wonder if Bob may be the most measurably dumbest person chronicled on this website, including the potato babies, or simply one of the most prolific with his stupidity. (There may be an actually decent argument that he's one of the most uncurious.)

I'm sure Bob is smooth-brained enough that he was so enamored by those ideas he saw at EPCOT and other media that he believes that those ideas for the SUPERIOR FUTURE are self-evident. He probably considers them on the same level as a holy-truths that were revealed by a higher divine power, even if he will never call them that. Because Bob is ultimately a Believer, not a Thinker.

I went down this rabbit hole for a few minutes and the answer is apparently capitalism. This helpful reddit user transcribed a bunch of slides into text about it:
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I also came across a bunch of people recommending a self-published book on Anarcho-Autism. After a brief skim it looks pretty amazing, I can attach if anyone wants: https://detroitleprechaun.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/anarcho-autism-by-detroit-leprechaun2.pdf

This is such a retarded take - some of the most successful red-toothed capitalists either are or probably were on the autistic spectrum. It's just that by its nature the autistic spectrum covers everything from geniuses that radically think outside of the box to mindless drooling consoomer drones like Bob.

Commercial break!


Not impressed? How about a little character study?

Did I fucking call it or what?

 

[ChampFantana]

I stopped following this shit for a while.

Is Bob still fat?

And a stupid virgin who will die without ever knowing the touch of a woman.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1517166499307442179

https://archive.ph/vwaH3

The Wendy's mascot and Tessie the Green Monster don't count, Bob.

 

[EnemyStand]

Yes. Bur even if it lost any significant amount of weight, Moviebob would still be a petulant asshole.

And he'd also still be fat, because that's how fat he is!

 

[Plinkettgonist]

“We had a greenscreen room”

Nigga just painted his wall, door and lightswitch green

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I stopped following this shit for a while.

Is Bob still fat?

Gets fatter everyday.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

“We had a greenscreen room”

Nigga just painted his wall, door and lightswitch green

I'd laugh if he painted the entire room green and then only shot against that one wall