Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Troon Destroyer]

How can people stomach and tolerate Movieblob's retardation for more than 3-4 minutes? I genuinely can't understand how can one look at Boston Diabeto's shit without having their braincells chirp away. It's like a memetic hazard, a psychological weapon of mass destruction, he'll bore you to death.
Godspeed to all you people archiving Boston Blob's tardation for almost 8 years.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's "political Disney resistance" bullshit fills my head with images of soyjacks a plenty.

 

[Adamska]

How can people stomach and tolerate Movieblob's retardation for more than 3-4 minutes? I genuinely can't understand how can one look at Boston Diabeto's shit without having their braincells chirp away. It's like a memetic hazard, a psychological weapon of mass destruction, he'll bore you to death.
Godspeed to all you people archiving Boston Blob's tardation for almost 8 years.

I honestly don't except whenever he gets dunked on competently or by a far more relevant person than he is that actually makes him whinge in pain and hide behind his fans due to being too retarded and cowardly to defend himself. That or when he gets really egregious about faking credentials to hide how he's just a crayon eating retard who had to waddle back to mommy's basement to stalk and hurl abuse at people who disagree with him that he thinks won't dunk on him back.

 

[JayHarrison]

The general populace are getting wise about Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill.
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On the contrary, the fact that MovieBob supports something should raise red flag that said thing is likely to cause great harm. Start with his Mountain Dew Chicken.

If Moviebob supports something, that's not a red flag. If Moviebob supports something, that's a black flag and should be immediately terminated.

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I can't find the "Paragraph 7, subsection b" in the Bill. And are "free speech" appropriate in the classroom? If it is, then why can't teachers teach the love of Jesus?

So speaks Moviebob, Democrat Empire toady.

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Let's go back to Bobby's usual stalking victims, such as Glenn Greenwald.
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Moviebob represents Moviebob, the sole resident of Dumbfuckistan.

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Rules for thee not for me. Tactics, targets.
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Moviebob: "Doxxing is OK whenever my political opposition is targeted."

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To Anthony Fauci, CDC issues should be separate from court issues -- except when things like Eviction Moratorium are concerned.
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So Bobby suggests Supreme-Court judges should resign when the presidents who nominated them end their terms. Then please tell me why had we kept evil trash like Ruth Bader Ginsburg for so long.

So, what's Moviebob's "educational" qualification?

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6 Jan political perseceution. Greenwald's interview with Julie Kelly.
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OH, FUCK OFF, NAZIBOB!

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Bobby then explains with a heart-warming chicken soup story (retch!)

A chicken soup that's about 5% chicken and 95% Mountain Dew, I'll wager.

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Bobby is more like the kid who burns ants with a magnifying glass. When asked "Why are you doing it? You can't kill them all", he answers "Because I like it!"

Why would Moviebob ever return any fish to the ocean? Knowing Bob, it would likely throw the fish to the whales/orcas/sharks.

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I'm sure Stalin lives in the heart of Bobby, and of RJM, of Brother Alpha, of Arkle...

It Stalin is in Moviebob's "heart", then Hitler must have programmed Bob's "brain".

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Peter Coffin and Fox. G. Green get to talk to Caleb Maupin. Bobby doesn't care: one day he'll talk to smart women like Nicolas Parrott or Oliver Lennard.
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"He's talking about self-control", says a film critic would wanted to spread COVID-19 onto Greg Abbott... or throw a milkshake at Mike Pence. Hyprocrisy much, Bob?

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"Fascism has ALWAYS been a 'vibe'"-- but then what isn't a vibe when your brain is melted by liberalism?
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Fascism is still preferable to a Moviebobocracy.

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As Sir Robert fails his debate with Tee Pat, he digs out his opponents dark past and plunge his lance right into his heart!
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And yet, Moviebob still hasn't been punished for its continual usage of hate speech.

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Bobby uses logic.
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Thirty pounds lighter and zero brain cells heavier. Bob looks like it's smiling in embarrassment as it's thinking to itself, "Please like me".

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"Every time Moviebob says something stupid..."? That would require posting the same image about 270,000 times; at the rate of one response per minute, that would take just a bit longer than six months.

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"Right wingers don't count as people."
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The average right-winger still possesses more functioning brain cells than the entirety of Moviebob's humanoid shell.

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As the caption suggests, this can be stopped with parents stop using their 6-year-olds as journo bait.

Simple:

1. Stop believing that Leftist buzzwords and buzzphrases like "Climate Change™" and "Global Warming™" are based in reality.
2. Stop reading hyperbolic environmental scaremongering from the 1970s.
3. Most importantly, STOP LISTENING TO FUCKWITS LIKE MOVIEBOB!

Problem solved.

 

[Brother Wind]

Add GTA into the list of things Bob claims to be a expert on.
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Did 5 move out of Liberty City? Because Liberty City isn't based off LA Bob. Or perhaps, his personal day to day life means he forgot Black people live in his neck of the woods.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Did 5 move out of Liberty City? Because Liberty City isn't based off LA Bob. Or perhaps, his personal day to day life means he forgot Black people live in his neck of the woods.

5 was San Andreas (Los Angeles)

 

[Brother Wind]

5 was San Andreas (Los Angeles)

Dammit Rockstar changing how this is supposed to work.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Yes Blob I am sure your blood pressure was fantastic before the plague. Nothing says healthy blood pressure like being morbidly obese your entire life.

Transsexuals think the religious right are competing against them in grabbing children to molest.
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No one is calling all queer people groomers. There are some pretty specific examples that warrant attention to what certain queer people are doing and have been doing in classrooms. One of the reasons the reaction to this is so strong in my humble opinion is what happened in the Catholic Church. Say what you want about Project Veritas but they busted a teacher's union leader in NJ laughing about doing the same kind of shit with bad teachers that the church did with bad priests. If queer people want to get clear of the pedo push they need to start doing it or they are going down with that ship.

As always love these glimpses into Blob thanks dude.

Edit for: RE Mizelle:

Yes she went to a christian college that is kind of low tier in the rankings but then she went to Florida State for Law, worked on the Florida Law Review and graduated with honors.

Not saying you cannot talk shit about someone if they have more education than you but if you are going to try to dismiss someone's entire educational history as Hogworts you should probably have some education beyond Nintendo Power.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Well I just checked, and I can see 305,000 reasons that MovieBob hates Gary from Nerdrotic. And as much of a space cadet as Gary and co. can be, I'd rather hear him shoot the shit about whatever random bullshit than hear Bob expound upon how Lego Star Wars is a representation of the struggles of the middle class or whatever fucking retarded shit he'll put out next.

That being said, I think Gary is way too optimistic about people leaving the Marvel brand. I'm pretty sure that ship will still be sailing for the rest of our natural lives.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Nerdrotic was able to hire Quarter Black Garrett from Louder with Crowder to help out managing the channel/site, I don't think Blob could even get an intern on a class credit to work with him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nerdrotic was able to hire Quarter Black Garrett from Louder with Crowder to help out managing the channel/site, I don't think Blob could even get an intern on a class credit to work with him.

Personally I'm out of patience with Nerdrotics and all the other media hangers-on who, despite being quite correct regarding how awful most big franchises have gotten, still play into their hands by chronicling their awfulness instead of giving attention to independent creators. They're still shills, though it's hard to know if they realize it or not.

That said, it was hilarious to see all the Bob retweets about Gary seething over not having touched a woman. Gary is married with children, is a former small business owner, and has enough money that he was able to pick up and move from California to Texas. Bob has done and likely will do nothing of the sort.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Personally I'm out of patience with Nerdrotics and all the other media hangers-on who, despite being quite correct regarding how awful most big franchises have gotten, still play into their hands by chronicling their awfulness instead of giving attention to independent creators.

TBH I ran out of patience with Nerdrotic when he declared "Kathleen Kennedy is OUT by the end of the week!" for the third or fourth week in a row.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Add GTA into the list of things Bob claims to be a expert on.
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Los Santos is based on LA, you dumbass.

 

[Flexo]

Oh BTW one of the states that doesn't prohibit child marriage is... California!

Hey, that 78% stat, does it also go into detail if those marriages happen to have anything else about them?

Spoiler

ISLAM?

 

[make_it_so]

I honestly don't except whenever he gets dunked on competently or by a far more relevant person than he is that actually makes him whinge in pain and hide behind his fans due to being too retarded and cowardly to defend himself. That or when he gets really egregious about faking credentials to hide how he's just a crayon eating retard who had to waddle back to mommy's basement to stalk and hurl abuse at people who disagree with him that he thinks won't dunk on him back.

I would love to see someone like Metokur chew the Blob out on a more regular basis, but he's indicated that even he finds Bob too toxic and generally unfunny to keep up with and make fun of.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bobby uses logic.
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I love that Bob and his followers are so dumb they don't get the joke: The fact that he posted a picture of himself with rape face as his profile pic is what makes it so funny.

I honestly don't except whenever he gets dunked on competently or by a far more relevant person than he is that actually makes him whinge in pain and hide behind his fans due to being too retarded and cowardly to defend himself. That or when he gets really egregious about faking credentials to hide how he's just a crayon eating retard who had to waddle back to mommy's basement to stalk and hurl abuse at people who disagree with him that he thinks won't dunk on him back.

Has he admitted that he's back with his mother yet? I can see him trying to spin it as "Taking care of her" but no one is going to buy that.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

TBH I ran out of patience with Nerdrotic when he declared "Kathleen Kennedy is OUT by the end of the week!" for the third or fourth week in a row.

When Blobby fights with tools like Gary it reminds me of the Greenboro Massacre from 1979 where the Klan/American Nazi Party and Commies were shooting at each other. I don't care who gets shot as long as one of them does.

 

[Mola Ram]

When Blobby fights with tools like Gary it reminds me of the Greenboro Massacre from 1979 where the Klan/American Nazi Party and Commies were shooting at each other. I don't care who gets shot as long as one of them does.

I dunno. I haven't much use for Gary, and even less for guys like Geeks and Gamers, and zero for Doomcock, but none of them -- particularly Gary -- are hateful the way Bob is.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I can't find the "Paragraph 7, subsection b" in the Bill. And are "free speech" appropriate in the classroom? If it is, then why can't teachers teach the love of Jesus?

TEACHERS ARE NOT PRIVATE CITIZENS WHEN THEY'RE WORKING! THEY ARE UNIONIZED, AGENTS OF THE STATE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE! THIS HYPOTHETICAL BUTT PIRATE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS OFF THE CLOCK, HE CAN EVEN TELL THE KIDS THAT HE IS GAY ON THE CLOCK, BUT HE CANNOT INSTRUCT KINDERGARDENERS TO THIRD GRADERS ON HOW HE TAKES IT UP THE ASS WHICH IS WHAT THE FUCKING BILL PREVENTS HIM FROM DOING! I AM SO SICK OF THESE LYING, PSEUDO INTELLECTUALS DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO EXCUSE THE GOVERNMENT MINDFUCKING LITERAL CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE FIRE THEY'RE PLAYING WITH.

Oh and that thing the dipshit was talking about in the bill that you can't find? It gives legal recourse to the parents in the event that those fuckers do go behind the parents back and try to troon the child out with out the parent's consent or knowledge or take the children on a fun field trip to an actual gay bar, again with out knowledge or consent. He's twisting what's actually in the bill, like every other Bob-like lying retard. Goddamnit this shit infuriates me. I never thought in my life that I could be this mad at the internet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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The Gender Mapping Project (Twitter) is an invaluable service that helps distraught trans moms to locate clinics so that their precious mermaids and petits beaus can continue hormone treatment and therefore stay alive. Trannies like this Kay Lynch are so "fuck you got mine".

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I mean, who wouldn't bust his nuts to see his name next to that of a dickgirl?

I mean I guess the reason Chris is simping so hard for Salem Troon because fetish but also because troon cousin? I guess he's one of the people that believe if you don't transition a child while they're a child, they'll 41% themselves. Transition is "lifesaving" (although the suicide rates for post-op vs pre-op aren't any different).

Hasn't Bob recently argued that he is part of the working class?

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Bob is the True Working Class because he's a Thinker . The old Working Class is manual labor, no thinking required (at least as far as Bob is concerned). Something something Working Class MAGAnaise CHUDs aren't True and Honest Working Class or whatever.

Bobby seems inordinately interested in this person and is eager to get his attention.
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The general populace are getting wise about Florida's Anti-Grooming Bill.
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On the contrary, the fact that MovieBob supports something should raise red flag that said thing is likely to cause great harm. Start with his Mountain Dew Chicken.

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I can't find the "Paragraph 7, subsection b" in the Bill. And are "free speech" appropriate in the classroom? If it is, then why can't teachers teach the love of Jesus?

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Or thinking of the children in Kiev while gouging on a fairly small amount of McD.

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What's your point Bobby? If you trace far enough you'll find that you share a common ancestor with a potato plant. Still that doesn't mean that elephants are the direct ancestor of humans -- creatures that belong to one branch of the mammalian phylogenic tree cannot be the ancestor to a species that belong to another branch.

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Let's go back to Bobby's usual stalking victims, such as Glenn Greenwald.
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Rules for thee not for me. Tactics, targets.
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To Anthony Fauci, CDC issues should be separate from court issues -- except when things like Eviction Moratorium are concerned.
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So Bobby suggests Supreme-Court judges should resign when the presidents who nominated them end their terms. Then please tell me why had we kept evil trash like Ruth Bader Ginsburg for so long.

6 Jan political perseceution. Greenwald's interview with Julie Kelly.
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Bobby then explains with a heart-warming chicken soup story (retch!)
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Bobby is more like the kid who burns ants with a magnifying glass. When asked "Why are you doing it? You can't kill them all", he answers "Because I like it!"

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I'm sure Stalin lives in the heart of Bobby, and of RJM, of Brother Alpha, of Arkle...

Peter Coffin and Fox. G. Green get to talk to Caleb Maupin. Bobby doesn't care: one day he'll talk to smart women like Nicolas Parrott or Oliver Lennard.
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InfraHaz:
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Some journo speculates that DeSantis is ready to fold in his wager with Disney, lest he be fucked by the First Amendment (archive)
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The "idiot CEO" wouldn't have to open his mouth had the pedogays hired by the Rat kept their mouths shut.

Bunch of sexual degenerates discuss the "wheelchair Nazi", and raise their glasses of crocodile tears in his name.
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"Fascism has ALWAYS been a 'vibe'"-- but then what isn't a vibe when your brain is melted by liberalism?
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As Sir Robert fails his debate with Tee Pat, he digs out his opponents dark past and plunge his lance right into his heart!
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Bobby uses logic.
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"Right wingers don't count as people."
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Ukraine bullshit:
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Transsexuals think the religious right are competing against them in grabbing children to molest.
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As BBC's picture suggests, this can be stopped when parents refrain from using their 6-year-olds as journo bait.

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Is M-She-U doomed? Let's hope not because Bobby can't handle it otherwise.
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Nothing to see here, just a lots of replies retweeted by Bobby. Nobody's hurt.
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Bobby clears the air after MCU haters.
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The full update is marginally too long than is allowed, so I'll save a little bit for later.

It absolutely amazes me that Bobby can't see how unnatural and uncanny-valley creepy his smile (not to mention 1000 yard Rooster Stare) is in that profile picture. What a faceblind autist. It's like, how many awful hipster beers in was he when that photo was taken? It looks like he's gritting his teeth for someone to put a broomstick up his ass or something.

I love that Bob and his followers are so dumb they don't get the joke: The fact that he posted a picture of himself with rape face as his profile pic is what makes it so funny.

Has he admitted that he's back with his mother yet? I can see him trying to spin it as "Taking care of her" but no one is going to buy that.

He's only admitted (gloated, really) that he moved out of the Leaky Basement Hovel in Revere. We didn't exactly find out until someone did the voter registration check, that Bob had in fact moved back in with mommy in Lynn. So far he's never admitted he's in mommy's basement (or upstairs, depends on where Bob's childhood bedroom was I guess and whether mommy chipman turned it into a craft room irretrievably). I guess Bob's too dumb to realize people can check the voter rolls to see where his ass (and his 2012 toyota) is parked.

TEACHERS ARE NOT PRIVATE CITIZENS WHEN THEY'RE WORKING! THEY ARE UNIONIZED, AGENTS OF THE STATE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE! THIS HYPOTHETICAL BUTT PIRATE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS OFF THE CLOCK, HE CAN EVEN TELL THE KIDS THAT HE IS GAY ON THE CLOCK, BUT HE CANNOT INSTRUCT KINDERGARDENERS TO THIRD GRADERS ON HOW HE TAKES IT UP THE ASS WHICH IS WHAT THE FUCKING BILL PREVENTS HIM FROM DOING! I AM SO SICK OF THESE LYING, PSEUDO INTELLECTUALS DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO EXCUSE THE GOVERNMENT MINDFUCKING LITERAL CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE FIRE THEY'RE PLAYING WITH.

Oh and that thing the dipshit was talking about in the bill that you can't find? It gives legal recourse to the parents in the event that those fuckers do go behind the parents back and try to troon the child out with out the parent's consent or knowledge or take the children on a fun field trip to an actual gay bar, again with out knowledge or consent. He's twisting what's actually in the bill, like every other Bob-like lying retard. Goddamnit this shit infuriates me. I never thought in my life that I could be this mad at the internet.

"But but if a gay teacher can't instruct his students on how he takes it in the ass, Kids won't understand what Gay is, and this somehow denies the gay teacher the right to be his authentic self, friendo!" - Moviebob, probably