Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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After a long period of suspense, Bobby is getting his new panhandling account ready.
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If everyone else is in debt, why would anybody give you money?

Disney is good but it isn't the "point"; the point is that Disney is powerful and righteous.
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DeSantis has blood on his hands, Trump probably does too.
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Social isolation has always been the goal of transsexuals; the LGB have every reason to jettison them.
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Peter Coffin is skeptical about human modification, which even if technological successful would just widen the gap of haves and have-nots. Of course to create a class of techno-dalits is exactly the wet dream of Bobby.
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Let's make a guess. Will the first transhuman tech be used on cerebral palsy patients on public dole so they can function, or on wealthy sexual degenerates like Oliver Lennard to add spark to their masturbation?


Marine Le Pen is a Nazi.
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Un porc très gros appelle une femme a cow.

Talking about Ukranian Nazis reminds Bobby of the Midwest -- and his genocidal boner is throbbing.
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John Vinals is tempting Bobby to use the Execution Button.
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It is fortunate that political assassination is no longer a thing in America; instead we suicide people. Speaking of...

Bobby had enough of non-Believers of Hillary Rodham. Tony Goldmark crossover.
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A "Laotian Bob" would have long been eaten in a stew.

Mass murder is fine if done by Hillary Rodham; it's just part of her job. Every president has been a killer and/or thief and you're just sexist to pick on a woman.
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Bobby gets a well-deserved dressing down.
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Jimmy Dore on Ukraine bullshit.
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Youtube is not a monopoly, no, it is just that sites like VidMe failed to evolve!
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Consoom for the sake of politics!
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Men high-fived after a movie. Woman offended.
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Bobby called it again.
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Is this indeed the opening sequence of WW84? It looks fun, much more fun than that "sandwich" sequence in Birds of Prey which everyone on Twitter praised.

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New Angel talks about how capeshit write women wrong, as if he knew anything about women.
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TV?
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Wut?

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Say, the world authority on David Lynch has yet to give us an overview (Did Bobby "review" any Lynch movie at all?)

Ron Howard sacrificed his comfort for the sake of other people. Now the world has to know about it.
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How come no one ask the Sharpest Dresser in Lynn for advice?
 
After a long period of suspense, Bobby is getting his new panhandling account ready.
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If everyone else is in debt, why would anybody give you money?
Everything before "why would anybody give [Moviebob] money?" is unnecessary.



Anyone have a "Help Us Fire Moviebob" campaign planned? I'd definitely contribute to that.



Marine Le Pen is a Nazi.
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Un porc très gros appelle une femme a cow.
Comparer Moviebob à un cochon est gravement diffamatoire envers l'industrie du bacon.
Comparing Bob to a pig is gravely libelous toward the bacon industry.



Talking about Ukranian Nazis reminds Bobby of the Midwest -- and his genocidal boner is throbbing.
When hasn't Moviebob's genocidal boner been throbbing?

Sorry, Bob, but the good guys weren't actually wanting Donald Trump and his alleged "dictatorship" to win these past two elections; the good guys were doing everyting (legally) within their power to make sure both Führer Hillary and Fuckwit in Chief Biden lost.



John Vinals is tempting Bobby to use the Execution Button.
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Moviebob's giddily asking, like DeeDee from Dexter's Laboratory, "What does this but-ton do?"



Bobby had enough of non-Believers of Hillary Rodham. Tony Goldmark crossover.
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A "Laotian Bob" would have long been eaten in a stew.
But isn't carne del Moviebob was lethally toxic?



Mass murder is fine if done by Hillary Rodham; it's just part of her job. Every president has been a killer and/or thief and you're just sexist to pick on a woman.
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Moviebob on a houseboat? Only positive I see from that is if Bob were to drift out into the dolrums in the middle of the Arctic Ocean at least 100 miles from the nearest shoreline.



Bobby gets a well-deserved dressing down.
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Dear LeviticusBlunts:



Jimmy Dore on Ukraine bullshit.
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In a similar vein, Twitter explicitly forbids threatening violence and/or harmful actions against anyone (which Moviebob has called for several times), rules we know damn well that Moviebob has violated dozens of times, if not hundreds.



Youtube is not a monopoly, no, it is just that sites like VidMe failed to evolve!
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Wieder einmal macht sich Moviebob der unsachgemäßen Verwendung eines Apostrophs schuldig.
Once again, Moviebob is guilty of improper use of an apostrophe.



Consoom for the sake of politics!
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America needs more Americans and fewer Moviebobs.



Men high-fived after a movie. Woman offended.
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Anyone up for some virtual high-fives?



Ron Howard sacrificed his comfort for the sake of other people. Now the world has to know about it.
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Regardless of what you think about Ron Howard and his politics, at least Ron is giving up his comfort to accommodate others. Moviebob, on the other hand, is always demanding others to sacrifice their comfort in order to accommodate Moviebob.
 

After a long period of suspense, Bobby is getting his new panhandling account ready.
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If everyone else is in debt, why would anybody give you money?

Disney is good but it isn't the "point"; the point is that Disney is powerful and righteous.
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DeSantis has blood on his hands, Trump probably does too.
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Social isolation has always been the goal of transsexuals; the LGB have every reason to jettison them.
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Peter Coffin is skeptical about human modification, which even if technological successful would just widen the gap of haves and have-nots. Of course to create a class of techno-dalits is exactly the wet dream of Bobby.
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Let's make a guess. Will the first transhuman tech be used on cerebral palsy patients on public dole so they can function, or on wealthy sexual degenerates like Oliver Lennard to add spark to their masturbation?


Marine Le Pen is a Nazi.
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Un porc très gros appelle une femme a cow.

Talking about Ukranian Nazis reminds Bobby of the Midwest -- and his genocidal boner is throbbing.
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John Vinals is tempting Bobby to use the Execution Button.
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It is fortunate that political assassination is no longer a thing in America; instead we suicide people. Speaking of...

Bobby had enough of non-Believers of Hillary Rodham. Tony Goldmark crossover.
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A "Laotian Bob" would have long been eaten in a stew.

Mass murder is fine if done by Hillary Rodham; it's just part of her job. Every president has been a killer and/or thief and you're just sexist to pick on a woman.
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Bobby gets a well-deserved dressing down.
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Jimmy Dore on Ukraine bullshit.
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Youtube is not a monopoly, no, it is just that sites like VidMe failed to evolve!
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Consoom for the sake of politics!
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Men high-fived after a movie. Woman offended.
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Bobby called it again.
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Is this indeed the opening sequence of WW84? It looks fun, much more fun than that "sandwich" sequence in Birds of Prey which everyone on Twitter praised.

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New Angel talks about how capeshit write women wrong, as if he knew anything about women.
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TV?
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Wut?

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Say, the world authority on David Lynch has yet to give us an overview (Did Bobby "review" any Lynch movie at all?)

Ron Howard sacrificed his comfort for the sake of other people. Now the world has to know about it.
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How come no one ask the Sharpest Dresser in Lynn for advice?
"WE" are in debt? Is Bob referring to:
1) the "Royal We",
2) his mom (and/or lesser Bro)?
3) The people who allegedly help him make his videos?
or
4) all of the above?

If his MOM is in debt, I have questions. Like, how much did she shell out to bail out Lesser Brother's house reno debt/IRS fuckup?

Bob's butchered Google Translate doesn't even say what he wants to say correctly. I know he's trying to call Le Pen a fascist cow, but that isn't quite how it came out.
 
I'm sure that tip jar is just gonna overflow soon. Who could resist giving Bob real world money for such brilliant tweets like "eugenics would be good if the Nazis didn't do it first!" and "wait wait no guys that tweet was fake don't look at it"
Well, if you need proof that fools and their money are indeed soon parted, I took another peek at Bob's Patreon.
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It seems that on April 18th, despite his patron count dropping by one, his total earnings jumped by $141. He either lost two patrons and gained a very stupid one with too much disposable income, or lost one while another bumped up their pledge by a ridiculous amount. This puts him almost back to his year-to-date high, but not quite.

I tried to see if I could figure out a reason why this massive spike occurred. None of his tweets really got a lot of traction in that timeframe, aside from a couple related to Pixar's latest beanmouth atrocity and 9/11, but even those got only about 100 apiece. The only video he released around then was his non-review of the third Fantastic Beasts movie, but that came out on April 15th, and it doesn't have any more views than any of his other videos. Did a fan want to spite J.K. Rowling by giving a fat Masshole a ridiculous amount of money? Dunno why they wouldn't put it towards a troon charity if that were the case, but maybe that's for the best. I'd rather troons didn't have more resources to groom children with.

I mean, the only other explanation I can think of is that Bob deliberately spent money to prop up his account and make it look bigger than it is, but he wouldn't do that, right? Surely the Superior Thinker can stand on his own and compete in the marketplace of ideas on his own merits, right?

Something to watch for in the future. If you see a massive drop, it's that patron's pledge cutting out.
"WE" are in debt? Is Bob referring to:
1) the "Royal We",
2) his mom (and/or lesser Bro)?
3) The people who allegedly help him make his videos?
or
4) all of the above?

If his MOM is in debt, I have questions. Like, how much did she shell out to bail out Lesser Brother's house reno debt/IRS fuckup?
I think it's mostly 3, though I wouldn't put it past Bob's ego to use option 1. Bob is probably embarrassed to admit that he's on his own and wants to pretend he's still part of a bigger company, even though his refusal to hire editors is entirely his own choice. Sure, he's claimed that he doesn't want to do it because he doesn't want to pay editors "slave wages," but that hasn't stopped pretty much any other channel from doing so. A lot of these smaller editors are just happy to get any work, and it's usually a side gig that they work on in addition to their actual jobs, so it's not like they're working hand to mouth as they toil away in their editing software. I think it's legitimately greed that prevents Bob from hiring anyone, the idea that as the "talent," he deserves all the money for his "hard work." Could also be that nobody actually wants to work with him since he's such a small-time channel and a caustic asshole.

Speaking of other channels that do hire editors to share the load, you might recall Adam/YMS from the recent debacle about his reviews that Bob barged into. Well, he finally released part 1 of his Lion King 2019 review yesterday, and in that time has already amassed over 400k views on an over two-hour video (the video itself is 2hr40min, but the last half hour is just him discussing the delays in getting the review out and other projects). Whatever your opinions of him are, and whether or not you feel Disney's soulless remake deserves that much time devoted to picking it apart, those kind of numbers on an autistic dissection of how much the remake got wrong in only half of the movie is impressive work.

Bob, meanwhile, hasn't had numbers anywhere near that good in quite literally years. All of his videos that are above that viewcount (as of this writing, anyway; the number will go down as YMS's views go up) came out a minimum of four and a half years ago, and nearly all of them are about capeshit. He hasn't had a video crack six digit views since his Really That Good on Star Wars back in late 2019. The closest analogue to the YMS review is his Really That Bad on Batman v Superman, whose first part clocks in at an hour and a half and has 600k views over four years later. I imagine that by this time tomorrow, YMS's will be far ahead of that.

When laid out like this, it just makes Bob's claim that he didn't want to be used by someone else for free promotion all the funnier. Bob is a nobody that keeps getting left in the dust by newer and better reviewers, whether it's short-form reviews/shitposts (Drinker) or long-form discussions/dissections (YMS).
 
I've always suspected that the reason Bob's Patreon numbers are so high is that he actually subscribes to other people's Patreon accounts back, creating an endless loop of donations in a circle, shaved off slightly by the site's cut and the actual money people take in. So only a few people are actually earning money, and then putting it into the circle of funds. Nobody's actually making very much, but the numbers stay high and they get enough of a pittance that they can continue to exist.

Keep in mind, Bob doesn't have enough money to live anywhere but a basement.
 
You know what struck me as another example of Bob being blue-curtain retarded? His whole TLJ video of Rey being a Star Wars "fan." Why? What's his entire rationale for it? Because she has an X-wing pilot helmet and sleeps in a sideways AT-AT.

Never mind that in her world these are regular objects and may represent something like her dreams of leaving this place, no it's a sign of her fandom because Bob knows SW fans in our world also has X-Wing helmets. Therefore Rey is a SW fan! He am smart!

(Geez I feel like I could probably do this to any of his videos if you fools challenged me to.)

Also kind of a weird thing to be excited about since Bob regularly expresses his desire for the First "Ammendment" to be completely ignored by the state in order to suppress the speech of people (and therefore corporations) who say things the state doesn't like.
One of the wiser things Jonah goldberg said before he went mad was that many people had started using "constitutional" to just mean "good." As he pointed out, a bad law could be perfectly constitutional and a good law could be unconstitutional.

Here Bobby has perfected that sloppy thinking to the point that now even just referring to parts of the Constitution is now short for "good thing." What does the first amendment mean? Why it only allows "good speech" don't you know! (Just ignore what the plain text reads. I mean why do you think Bob's reply to "read the text of the bill" was "GOP lie"?)
 
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What's your point Bobby? If you trace far enough you'll find that you share a common ancestor with a potato plant. Still that doesn't mean that elephants are the direct ancestor of humans -- creatures that belong to one branch of the mammalian phylogenic tree cannot be the ancestor to a species that belong to another branch.
That's hilarious.

I'd bet you all of Bender's money that the tweet from Keaten was referencing political party. "They tell you your grandfather was [elephant = republican]." And autistic Bobby there has to go on some evolution rant.
 
That's hilarious.

I'd bet you all of Bender's money that the tweet from Keaten was referencing political party. "They tell you your grandfather was [elephant = republican]." And autistic Bobby there has to go on some evolution rant.
So someone said "evolution" and he immediately went to Wikipedia to look up the evolution of the elephant and vomit it into a tweet. Like that guy at a party who jumps in to your conversation with some random bullshit only remotely related to what you were talking about, except at least that guy had to pull from his memory.

Moviebob: If a website's support chatbot decided to be the know-it-all asshole ruining the party.

No way in hell Bob knew the words "Juramaia sinensis" or what they described ten minutes before the tweet, and there's no way he'll know them ten hours later.

The Homo branch aside, all I could pull off the top of my head are the ones for a wolf and a dog (Canis lupus and Canis lupus familiaris), and three specific things I have some interest in along with two cousins: Lycoris radiata (red spider lily), Acherontia atropos (death's-head hawk moth), Corvus corax (common raven), along with Lycoris aurea (golden spider lily) and Corvus brachyrhynchos (American crow) - why yes, the three I was interested in happen to be linked to death in some way, why do you ask?

It's funny, you'd think I could think of the one for a cat, but I can't even guess it. (Looks.) Felis catus. Huh. Not sure L. brought his A game to that one.



Social isolation has always been the goal of transsexuals; the LGB have every reason to jettison them.
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That said, the screenshot is of Shoe0nhead - using her as proof of anything other than some people's inconstancy is a dangerous road to travel.

(Summary for those unaware: After she got dropped by her boyfriend, a fat atheist consoomer with a daddy/daughter "kink", she's been picked up by a Catholic so she's suddenly not the type of girl who'd flash her tits in the parking lot. Her hanging out with trannies came down to a few YouTube vids with the likes of Blaire White. Oh, and I guess she has a real life friend since high school who'd gone FTM? I wonder how he's taking it.)
 
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Talking about Ukranian Nazis reminds Bobby of the Midwest -- and his genocidal boner is throbbing.
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Good God, everytime he opens his cockhole about Ukraine or Russia, I wanna fly to Boston and beat the fucking stuffing out of this IQ-75 ignoramous. Fucking hell, the Russian libtards don't anger me as much as this fuck and those POS would call people as "biotrash"

Jimmy Dore on Ukraine bullshit.
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Denying war crimes? Hey, what if he addressed America's war crimes in Syria, would that be fine with you gu-Oh wait...That means he'd have the nerve to mock black Jesus, never-fucking-mind.
Bob geh, hol dir Krebs, du wertloser Fehler des genetischen Materials. Du bist nichts als eine wandelnde Gedankenverschwendung
 
No way in hell Bob knew the words "Juramaia sinensis" or what they described ten minutes before the tweet, and there's no way he'll know them ten hours later.
Bobby capitalized the second part of the binomial ("Sinensis" rather than "sinensis"), which shows you how much Biology he knows.

Someone describes Elon Musk as the "Edison / Franklin of our generation". You can guess the rest.
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About Peter Coffin's objection to transhumanism. "Abigail" is Oliver Lennard's troon name and "they" is, of course, Peter Coffin's pronoun.
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If you want to talk of about-face, remember Peter Coffin was a Zoe Quinn crony, i.e. Bobby's brother-in-arms. How readily Bobby denounced him the moment Coffin showed (fake) concern for the working class!

Capeshit:
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Crossover with Tony Goldmark.
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DeSantis has blood on his hands, Trump probably does too.
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Man, why would such an obvious hate crime be tamped down...

LOL
LMAO


Ukrainian family facing hate crime charges for alleged beating of gay manPolice say victim was in gay relationship for months with member of Ukrainian family

Rosh Lowe, Reporter

Published: April 20, 2022, 5:35 PM

Tags: Fort Lauderdale, Broward County, Crime

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Members of a Ukrainian refugee family appeared in a South Florida courtroom on Wednesday.

That’s where they are facing hate crime and attempted murder charges for an alleged family ambush.

Police say Oleh Makarenko was in a nine-month homosexual relationship, which would end with his lover being beaten so badly by Makarenko’s family that the victim became blind.

Authorities allege that Oleh Makarenko, who is also known as Alex, was being forced to marry a woman by his mother.

Last week Local 10 News spoke with Oleh Makarenko’s fiancé.

“I don’t believe it at all, I have proof,” Christina Herman said. “I wear a ring which is an engagement and one kind of marriage ring. I know Alex has his ring in jail. That is proof to me. I know we are in a relationship.”

Herman was in tears, saying her 21-year-old fiancé loves her and is the love of her life, and his family would never beat man up for being gay.

But police say Makarenko’s family became enraged when they found out he was in a gay relationship for nine months.

On Aug. 6, three members of the Makarenko family barged into the victims home, according to police.

A police report stated that, “All four of the suspects continued holding him and began punching, kicking, and hitting him all over his face and body.”

The victim allegedly told Makarenko’s mother, “Unfortunately, your son is gay.”

The victim said that the reason for this attack was because he was a homosexual, because he was dating Makarenko, and the family felt that he made Makarenko a homosexual, according to the report.

Makarenko’s 17-year-old sister believes her family could never do such a horrible thing.

“They don’t deserve this,” Diana Makarenko said of her family. “No innocent person should go through that.”

An attorney for the family argues that the victim didn’t point the finger at the Makarenko family until long after the alleged beating took place.

“He didn’t implicate this family until seven months after the incident,” said attorney Mike Glasser.

Police said the reason for that is the alleged victim was afraid and didn’t want to get Oleh Makarenko in trouble.

This family is now facing attempted first-degree murder charges with a hate crime enhancement. All three face possible life sentences.

WTF I love Ukraine now!
 
I mean, the only other explanation I can think of is that Bob deliberately spent money to prop up his account and make it look bigger than it is, but he wouldn't do that, right? Surely the Superior Thinker can stand on his own and compete in the marketplace of ideas on his own merits, right?

Or it's his mom increasing her support so her baby can make bills that month.
 
What bills?
OK his bar tab.

Man, why would such an obvious hate crime be tamped down...

LOL
LMAO


Ukrainian family facing hate crime charges for alleged beating of gay manPolice say victim was in gay relationship for months with member of Ukrainian family

Rosh Lowe, Reporter

Published: April 20, 2022, 5:35 PM

Tags: Fort Lauderdale, Broward County, Crime

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Members of a Ukrainian refugee family appeared in a South Florida courtroom on Wednesday.

That’s where they are facing hate crime and attempted murder charges for an alleged family ambush.

Police say Oleh Makarenko was in a nine-month homosexual relationship, which would end with his lover being beaten so badly by Makarenko’s family that the victim became blind.

Authorities allege that Oleh Makarenko, who is also known as Alex, was being forced to marry a woman by his mother.

Last week Local 10 News spoke with Oleh Makarenko’s fiancé.

“I don’t believe it at all, I have proof,” Christina Herman said. “I wear a ring which is an engagement and one kind of marriage ring. I know Alex has his ring in jail. That is proof to me. I know we are in a relationship.”

Herman was in tears, saying her 21-year-old fiancé loves her and is the love of her life, and his family would never beat man up for being gay.

But police say Makarenko’s family became enraged when they found out he was in a gay relationship for nine months.

On Aug. 6, three members of the Makarenko family barged into the victims home, according to police.

A police report stated that, “All four of the suspects continued holding him and began punching, kicking, and hitting him all over his face and body.”

The victim allegedly told Makarenko’s mother, “Unfortunately, your son is gay.”

The victim said that the reason for this attack was because he was a homosexual, because he was dating Makarenko, and the family felt that he made Makarenko a homosexual, according to the report.

Makarenko’s 17-year-old sister believes her family could never do such a horrible thing.

“They don’t deserve this,” Diana Makarenko said of her family. “No innocent person should go through that.”

An attorney for the family argues that the victim didn’t point the finger at the Makarenko family until long after the alleged beating took place.

“He didn’t implicate this family until seven months after the incident,” said attorney Mike Glasser.

Police said the reason for that is the alleged victim was afraid and didn’t want to get Oleh Makarenko in trouble.

This family is now facing attempted first-degree murder charges with a hate crime enhancement. All three face possible life sentences.

WTF I love Ukraine now!
I just knew it. I just knew as soon as the case was mentioned that some favorite group of the Left would be involved. Every. Damn. Time.

"Let's bring in immigrants!"
"Should we try and assimilate them?"
"No! That's colonialism!"
[A few days later]
"WTF why is racism going up? Must be those damn white people!"

It just drives me nuts because I know even as we robots go about killing all humans they're still going to blame it on white people. They will never. learn.
 
OK his bar tab.


I just knew it. I just knew as soon as the case was mentioned that some favorite group of the Left would be involved. Every. Damn. Time.

"Let's bring in immigrants!"
"Should we try and assimilate them?"
"No! That's colonialism!"
[A few days later]
"WTF why is racism going up? Must be those damn white people!"

It just drives me nuts because I know even as we robots go about killing all humans they're still going to blame it on white people. They will never. learn.

The far left keeps using that word, "colonialism". It does not mean what they think it means.
 
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