Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Dredd]

Carolyn “A few years ago I was giving a speech at GDC and now I’m a bagger at Safeway” Peti

Off topic, but it that really what happened to him?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I can't believe Elon Musk just bought MovieBob's robot body and put an automatic weight limit on it so he has to start rationing his cheesy doodles.

 

[Bolo]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

Hey, Bob! Hope you are having a good read on here, you self righteous fuck. It's okay, feel free to say what you really feel about this? Kinda like your childish call for a war between NATO, and Russia. Or your proposal on genociding any of the working class?

You're not smart, nor above it all. You just don't want people to laugh at you more than they do. I do hope you can keep that poker face if Orange man returns to the main page.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

Bob can't even do radical centrism right.

No wonder his father hated him.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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"Liberals are naïve, conservatives are stupid, and I am usually right."

The raw ego on this lump of fat, I can't get over it.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

I kind of hope he doesn't. Avoiding social media is good for you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

Trump isn't coming back, sadly. Even if Musk unbans his account, Trump would rather stay with his Twitter knockoff.

Back on topic, look how quickly Bob is realigning his political views, now that he perceives a change in leadership. He's placing himself firmly in the center until he can discern which way the political winds are blowing.

It's fascinating to watch.

 

[Cosmug]

Got "@ everyone"d in an FPS server about the Musk buyout and had to come here to see Bob's malding about it. Slightly disappointed he's not giving another "future I EARNED by being fat online" speech to his five mutuals but the week is still young and Bob is still an idiot. Legitimately exited to see what fresh salt this kicks up in the coming days.

 

[King Dead]

Trump isn't coming back, sadly. Even if Musk unbans his account, Trump would rather stay with his Twitter knockoff.

Back on topic, look how quickly Bob is realigning his political views, now that he perceives a change in leadership. He's placing himself firmly in the center until he can discern which way the political winds are blowing.

It's fascinating to watch.

Don't mistake his enlightened act for his true feelings. He's 100% in the doom and gloom camp, just without the histrionics about believing Elon would put in a paywall.

Remember that Twitter is Bob's raison d'être. Asspats from his followers are all he lives for. But perhaps even more than that, he lives on Twitter because it's an echo chamber filled with the Correct Opinions. Every day, he gets constant reassurance that yes, he is indeed an enlightened scholar on the Right Side of History, and that those obsolete mayo ghouls are on their way out any day now. It doesn't matter that it doesn't line up with reality, because it's Bob's reality and that's all that matters.

Musk taking Twitter private is the first crack in that facade to have occurred in a long time, probably since the whole Lindsey Ellis "gaslighting" spectacle. A "techbro" billionaire that has a professed interest in freedom of speech, potentially undoing the totalitarian leftist bent from its moderation policies, maybe even going so far as to unban the Bad Orange Man--it would mean that Bob could no longer hide from the truth, that he's actually a moron and part of a much smaller minority than he thinks he is. For all his mockery of the white working class "complaining about being forced to compete," he would have to succeed in a free market of ideas, and it wouldn't take long for him to realize he's only gotten as far as he has artificially.

100% guarantee he's seething, he just isn't letting it show. Yet.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Off topic, but it that really what happened to him?

I’ll have to see if I can find the tweet or a screenshot but that’s a basic summary of what it said. It was around the time FemFreq transitioned from employing people to being a tax shelter for Sarkeesian.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I can't believe Elon Musk just bought MovieBob's robot body and put an automatic weight limit on it so he has to start rationing his cheesy doodles.

In Bob's mind, Musk could build one but chooses not to because he's mean and poorly evolved.

Bob can't even do radical centrism right.

No wonder his father hated him.

To be fair, his father hated him because he was a layabout sponge.

Got "@ everyone"d in an FPS server about the Musk buyout and had to come here to see Bob's malding about it. Slightly disappointed he's not giving another "future I EARNED by being fat online" speech to his five mutuals but the week is still young and Bob is still an idiot. Legitimately exited to see what fresh salt this kicks up in the coming days.

He's worried that if he gets too honest, he'll lose his account

 

[Flexo]

Guys! Guys I got it! I know this is going to sound like:


But stick with me for just a second because it ALL clicked.

So GBF put out HIS video on Sonic 2.

(in case you need a palate cleanser for a good reviewer)

Watching it, I realized something. Sonic 2 starts out with a red-clothed, mustached man doing things on a mushroom planet.

Now let's think about Bob a second here. Remember that he's a blue-curtain retard so we have to do associations in our minds and not think like a logical person.

Man in red. Wearing mustache. On a mushroom planet...
=

Bobby isn't just refighting the console wars. With his pattern-recognition style, his mind can't help but see sonic 2 OUTRIGHT making his boyhood hero a buffoonish, comic-relief villain and had him get beat up and defeated by sonic by the end of the movie.

THAT'S why he hates sonic 2 so much! It's not just the console war, in his brain it insulted his savior and prophet.

(I could also write a treatise about how the sonic movies are doing what the original mario movie failed to but I've rambled enough.)

 

[Cantercoin]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

Maybe it's just me, but if we consider the fact that Blobert knows about this thread and has done everything short of name dropping this forum himself, I wouldn't be surprised if this one of the few times he's held himself back to not give us the satisfaction of watching him shit himself in rage because one of the jocks now owns his sanctuary. Of course he more than makes up for it by being a giant faggot with his many Bobisms now and in the foreseeable future

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Maybe it's just me, but if we consider the fact that Blobert knows about this thread and has done everything short of name dropping this forum himself, I wouldn't be surprised if this one of the few times he's held himself back to not give us the satisfaction of watching him shit himself in rage because one of the jocks now owns his sanctuary. Of course he more than makes up for it by being a giant faggot with his many Bobisms now and in the foreseeable future

Let's just give it some time. The dam will burst, the dam will burst.

 

[PaladinBoo]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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Same shit he always does, "I'm smart and above it all" type of stuff.

like I said, all twitter addicts are the first one to say that twitter doesn't matter.

Lets see if Trump comes back and see if he is still singing this tune.

"Me (Usually right/why you hate that you love me.)
The ego of this man. Sorry fatso but this thread speaks for itself. You are a miserable fat sack of shit unloved by all. You contribute nothing to a conversation or to society. Seeing your picture makes people cringe in disgust. Even people on your side politically like Lindsey Ellis are disgusted by you and want nothing to do with you. You are a hateful, miserable, genocidal pig which is why people do not love you Bob. Continue to seethe on Twitter.

 

[Red Hood]

"Liberals are naïve, conservatives are stupid, and I am usually right."

The raw ego on this lump of fat, I can't get over it.

I kind of hope he doesn't. Avoiding social media is good for you.

Bob being a megalomaniacal techno fascist.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Trump isn't coming back, sadly. Even if Musk unbans his account, Trump would rather stay with his Twitter knockoff.

Unless Musk buys that as well. It can't be worth much, and would give everyone cover.

That said, it almost doesn't matter if Trump comes back. Restoring the greatest account in the history of the platform is worth it just for archival reasons, and reverses the greatest symbol of Silicon Valley's defeat of the Orange Man.

 

[Ecto-1A]

Wonder how is he taking the Mario movie delay? Word is out that the movie will be delayed to spring 2023, so Blobby Boy will have to wait another year for his precious Mario to be in the movies.

 

[Bush King]

Unless Musk buys that as well. It can't be worth much, and would give everyone cover.

That said, it almost doesn't matter if Trump comes back. Restoring the greatest account in the history of the platform is worth it just for archival reasons, and reverses the greatest symbol of Silicon Valley's defeat of the Orange Man.

It would be a weaker impeachment moment. "Most impeached president in history", just ignore that he kept his position both times.

Trump isn't stupid but he does have a massive ego, I'm mixed on him returning. If he has intelligent voices in his ears he will. Dare I say, we've not yet seen a tenth of the salt that would pour if he came back.

Bob's been coy so far, but if Trump was reinstated it would be too big to ignore. He's spent the past three years bitching about him while he can't even communicate with the public like some omniscient Devil.

Man opens Twitter account, gets autism, many such cases!

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

If anyone was wondering if Robert would have a Musk meltdown:

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What a fucking faggot.