Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think the problem that holds him back the most outside of that delusion of grandeur is that pent up resentment and bloodlust for the people that wronged him. His rage that people that wrongthink can be more successful than him, and can get the girl while he struggles to even get noticed within the big leagues. Those unhinged tweets are what he feels every single day that he wakes up. Pure, unfiltered anger. Not helped by the constant drinking of Alcohol.

He WANTS power. He desperately needs it because in his mind it's the only thing that could give him some semblance of joy. And with that power finally begin building the world on his image, and even get his dick wet. Or at least to live long enough to see his enemies die in front of him. It is all a constant, unending lust for revenge, and get the last laugh. I don't suspect he knows he is miserable, but he rather ride out what little motivation he has instead of letting that anger go, and succumb to depression.
Having been diagnosed with depression and generalized anxiety, I can attest that it takes effort on the part of the sufferer to properly develop coping strategies. Bob's big problem is that he is a lazy asshole that expects the world to fulfill his every desire like how he believed that Mama Hillary was going to give him a Superior Future™ where he could replace his failing body and galavant across the cosmos on his personal starship. Fuck, for all his braying about the creative class and intellectual capital, he contributes nothing to popular culture and latches onto it like a lamprey by providing commentary that any retard with an iPhone can do. Hell, his brother is helping produce a fucking indie movie. What the hell is stopping him from doing the same?

He would most likely be a happier person ff he cut out Twitter and worked on actually making himself by letting go of his hatred. Unfortunately, anger is a powerful drug that gives the user the illusion of power. Look at how many times he tweets at (insert GOP representative here), Tucker Carlson, or Glen Greenwald. None of them are ever going to acknowledge him, but sniping at them makes the minnow (Bob) feel like a shark for a few seconds before reality reasserts itself and he's back to being a miserable asshole. Such a shame that I've seen house plants with more self-awareness.
 
What's wrong with Bob is that he has given up every avenue which provides life meaning in the effort to consoom.

For all of his media criticism bonafides, the man probably doesn't get that the lesson in It's a Wonderful Life is that the social capital that comes from being connected to a community and having lots of people who care about you makes you far more valuable and richer than having fat stacks of cash to your name.

Parasocial relationships may seem like a replacement but let's be honest - none of those people are going to help you move or drive you to the hospital when you're sick. (A lot of them simply can't.)

Bob thinks he's miserable because he's no longer a child who can be distracted by the latest shiny cartoon. He's not. He's miserable because time has passed and the only people who love him are those that have to. He's made no investment in community or connections and so finds himself now love-poor.
The fact that Bob routinely mistakes parasocial relationships/friendships for REAL ones (see: Hotdog Abortion Nuke from Orbit) doesn't help one bit. He shares this trait with Andrew Dobson, where people on the internet are declared as his friends. Clearly a sped autist trait leftover from school where anyone who showed even a lick of kindness or at least wasn't overtly awful to them were their "friends" (when they were merely acquaintances).
Honestly, if Bob wants to get his dick wet, he's going to have to pay for it. I'm serious here. I'm sure his Mom taught him, "There is someone out there for everyone." But she probably forgot to add, "Except for you."
Honestly I wonder if Mama Chipman has any clue just how deranged her older son is, and while this may not have prevented him from getting his dick wet ( :optimistic: ), it sure has prevented him from finding The One ™️ . Personally I don't know if Bob is comfortable enough to rant about his fantasies in their disturbing entirety regarding the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah around/to his mom, complete with complaining about the need for minecrafting of the MAGAnaise Ghoulen or at least leaving them dispossessed in the wilderness like some primitive hunter-gatherer tribe.

But could you imagine if he did? What would Mama Chipman even SAY to that? "Yes yes honey, one day Walt Disney will be unfrozen and he'll do away with the MAGAnaise Ghouls and institute EPCOT for the entire world, don't worry. And don't worry about those girls that won't talk to you after the first or second date. They're just intimidated by how brilliant you are, just like the MAGAnaise Ghouls and those boys who very definitely grew up to vote Republican that bullied you in Catholic School"? At least, if he hasn't shared his full vision of the future and all it entails to his mom, she at least has some confusion as to why her precious boy is still single.
Some :epik: in the Boston area needs to take one for the team and go on a date with Bob, and at least see how he treats the wait staff* (along with how long it takes him to break into a spiel about the Fyootchah. (this is a joke, please do not do this - but hey, if someone can find someone who actually at least sat at a table near Bob in a discount Dave & Busters' or was on an actual literal date or Bob attempted to pick them up or whatever, that would be great).

* treating the wait staff like shit is a definite indicator and HUGE red flag that someone's entitled/a narcissist/a terrible person in general
 
I really don't like his new avatar: shit brown and vomit green, it doesn't stand out as a thumbnail. Welp. I just realize he was sitting in front of his wrinkled green screen!

Fellow right-wing Fascists and Evangelical Christians, how many groomers and pedophiles are you planning to kill today?
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It is weird to feed a clump of cells. (For the record Jamie Raskin calls MTG's complaint "the formula for the destruction of democracy, repeating Putin's propaganda of disinformation".)
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At what point does the planning phase actually enter the execution phase, Bob? Seems the evil Right-Wingers have been sitting on their asses for quite some time.

We do know why you want Conservatives and Evangelicals killed, I would hope that you haven't deluded yourself into thinking it's a defensive measure. Granted, your reality consists soley of Twitter, inebriation, and virginn with rage sperg outs, but deep down you have to know that thinking of yours is bullshit.

And here we come yet again to Ukraine, a country I'm sure Bob could easily locate on a map. I know he wanted to revive the Cold War, but I don't recall reading about Americans having to suffer food shortages and low stocks of baby formula during any of the proxy wars against the Ruskies.

It's honestly sickening at this point. At least with the World Wars, Americans had good reason to go without so our boys could march to victory. What victory can even be gained here? What are we supposed to tell a mother worried to death about her newborn? "Sorry about little Tina becoming malnourished, but we have to think of the Donbas." This is where the rubber really meets the road here between hashtag humpers like Bob and cold hard reality. But if he ever wanted to face reality and the consequences of misguided policies, he'd drop his phone. But that's just wishful thinking.
 
The new Bob, as angry as the old Bob.
And Moviebob is still as ucking fugly as ever.



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"Give me pause" and "abhorrent possibilities" imply there is indeed such a thing as Bad Tactics, bro.
Nazibob strikes again.



If there actually was a free press, Joe Biden would never have won America's top office.



Only "selfish" people want Ukraine to lose.
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Yeah, but isn't it equally selfish of Moviebob to want Russia to lose, especially because Bob still believes all that bullshit Führer Hillary says is gospel?



Shut UP, Nazibob!
 
I really don't like his new avatar: shit brown and vomit green, it doesn't stand out as a thumbnail. Welp. I just realize he was sitting in front of his wrinkled green screen!

Fellow right-wing Fascists and Evangelical Christians, how many groomers and pedophiles are you planning to kill today?
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It is weird to feed a clump of cells. (For the record Jamie Raskin calls MTG's complaint "the formula for the destruction of democracy, repeating Putin's propaganda of disinformation".)
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The Democrats sure love the word "disinformation". They apply it to anything that the eyes can see.

The formula shortage is just an excuse for the Right to keep women at home.
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Fox G. Green tells what everyone knows, that Landback is Jeff Bezos's apple of discord tossed between the injuns and the white working class, so he can reap profit out of the chaos. Its leader is also suspicious because he appears with Breadtube and calls Green a Nazi.
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Everyone who is not a shitty humanities professor will eyeroll when anyone talks of "decolonization".

Peter Coffin:
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Finally, an invitation for trolls to be more innovative.
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Listen to our financial analyst Bob Chipman, and you too can bet on the winning team.
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Look at the sorry state of Disney's rivals:
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Elizabeth Olsen wants House of something something to happen to Scarlet Witch, back in the days of Age of Ultron, and Kevin Feige consented.
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Forget Riverdale, how about Rivendell? If LoTR have niggers now what harm will it bring to have Tony Stark and hippos too?

Bobby is losing his mind because some podcast dork doesn't have the very high IQ to understand a joke in Dr. Strange. His cronies are seething too.
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The Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie, and the vile necromancy of Disney.
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Dob Chipman:
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The "tragic accident": one of them accidentally clicked on Reddit and is now convinced she is a man.
Uh oh, Bob invoked the Long Man, I hope that no one on EFAP notices and decides to make fun of him. Again.
 
Not a fan of the new avatar, can't scroll through Positron's caps and instantly pick out only Bob's stupid tweets to read. Completely unacceptable. Elon will be hearing from me to force Bob to change it to one that stands out again.
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*sniffle*

 
Fellow right-wing Fascists and Evangelical Christians, how many groomers and pedophiles are you planning to kill today?
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As a conservative Christian, I have no idea what the fuck Bobby is on about here. He's pretty much using a standard fedora-tipper's view of Christianity here, the ol' "I'm mad at my parents for making me go to church every week so I'm gonna be an edgelord and call religion dumb" schtick that's been played out for years now.

If any of that "Jesuit education" Bob bragged about sank in, then he'd know that the end times are something that there's literally no point in planning for. The J-man himself said that only the Father knows when that day will be, so it's useless and kind of self-centered to believe you can do anything to predict it, let alone try and make it happen. Not a single person in my congregation is gleefully rubbing their hands together in anticipation of going full deus vult and exterminating the unbelievers, shockingly enough, and I have never met a single Christian in my life that does either. Sure, there will always be apocalyptic cults out there, but they're few and far between, and they're not restricted to Christianity.

Finally, if pedo groomers don't want to get called out, maybe they should stop grooming kids. Crazy, right?
Listen to our financial analyst Bob Chipman, and you too can bet on the winning team.
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Hey, wait a second...
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Add counting to five to the list of things Bob's betus-addled brain can't handle.

Also, how many of those subscribers have canceled in the wake of Disney gargling the rainbow brigade's collective cock? Also, with Disney currently being the worst-performing stock in the Dow, I don't think some more D+ subs are going to make that much of a dent on their stock troubles. Reedy Creek's termination is going to hurt them a hell of a lot more, especially now that the parks are making up a bigger chunk of their revenue again. Having to pay taxes and get building permits for Disney World is going to slow down a lot of development there, I'm sure, and that could certainly have a dampening effect on park revenue. Add on the continued increase in ticket prices that are going to prevent families from even going, and it's a recipe for disaster, in my opinion.

Basically, you'd be better off listening to that guy selling you a bridge in New York than getting financial advice from Bob.
 
I really don't like his new avatar: shit brown and vomit green...
And that's merely what passes for Moviebob's "soul"!



Fellow right-wing Fascists and Evangelical Christians, how many groomers and pedophiles are you planning to kill today?
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Citation needed.



It is weird to feed a clump of cells. (For the record Jamie Raskin calls MTG's complaint "the formula for the destruction of democracy, repeating Putin's propaganda of disinformation".)
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The Democrats sure love the word "disinformation". They apply it to anything that the eyes can see.
Democrats and disinformation are almost as compatible with each other as Moviebob and eugenics.



Once again, Moviebob's own words ("don't trust anyone who only values you as a martyr") perfectly summarize why nobody with a functioning brain should trust Moviebob. On anything. To Bob, people--with or without quotes--serve no more value that a mean to Bob's evil ends.
 
As a conservative Christian, I have no idea what the fuck Bobby is on about here. He's pretty much using a standard fedora-tipper's view of Christianity here, the ol' "I'm mad at my parents for making me go to church every week so I'm gonna be an edgelord and call religion dumb" schtick that's been played out for years now.

If any of that "Jesuit education" Bob bragged about sank in, then he'd know that the end times are something that there's literally no point in planning for. The J-man himself said that only the Father knows when that day will be, so it's useless and kind of self-centered to believe you can do anything to predict it, let alone try and make it happen. Not a single person in my congregation is gleefully rubbing their hands together in anticipation of going full deus vult and exterminating the unbelievers, shockingly enough, and I have never met a single Christian in my life that does either. Sure, there will always be apocalyptic cults out there, but they're few and far between, and they're not restricted to Christianity.

Finally, if pedo groomers don't want to get called out, maybe they should stop grooming kids. Crazy, right?

Hey, wait a second...
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Add counting to five to the list of things Bob's betus-addled brain can't handle.

Also, how many of those subscribers have canceled in the wake of Disney gargling the rainbow brigade's collective cock? Also, with Disney currently being the worst-performing stock in the Dow, I don't think some more D+ subs are going to make that much of a dent on their stock troubles. Reedy Creek's termination is going to hurt them a hell of a lot more, especially now that the parks are making up a bigger chunk of their revenue again. Having to pay taxes and get building permits for Disney World is going to slow down a lot of development there, I'm sure, and that could certainly have a dampening effect on park revenue. Add on the continued increase in ticket prices that are going to prevent families from even going, and it's a recipe for disaster, in my opinion.

Basically, you'd be better off listening to that guy selling you a bridge in New York than getting financial advice from Bob.
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Bob's drawing from that old atheist canard that "All conflict/war/suffering/death is the fault of Religion (specifically Christianity)". So of course he thinks believes that all Christians (especially evangelical) are thirsting for the blood of the infidel/unbeliever. That crack about the "nice" ones are just "hoping that Sky Daddy does it for them" is an extreme misunderstanding of "Vengeance is Mine, I will repay, says the Lord" on Bob's part.

A bunch of denominations (particularly in the Calvinist vein) take a more hardline Law (over Gospel) approach, and these are the ones Bob's probably thinking of (the idea of Predestination meaning there are people who are predestined to go to Hell - no matter what they do - doesn't help), but I don't even think most of those are as extreme as Bob paints them to be in his fevered imagination (except for the Narcissist Hypocrites among them - that's an entirely different kettle of fish). But the whole point of Evangelical Christianity is to, well, evangelize. NOT go "Deus Vult" crusade mode. We're trying to save the lost, not murder them, geez Bob. But then again, Bob thinks being saved ™️ is a fate worse than death.
 
Every time something like the Supreme Court leak happens, I have to wonder if this will be what causes Bob's clogged heart to finally give out. I always wonder how much more of this he can take. Is he just too stupid to die? Does he actually die and his mom just uses a defibrillator on him? Is his heart strong enough to sustain him after years of forcing blood through his cholesterol-clogged arteries?
I wanted to see him have a coronary if he debated the furfag YouTube critic. It’s rather morbid, but honestly Bob having a heart attack on camera would be poetic to me.
 
I really don't like his new avatar: shit brown and vomit green, it doesn't stand out as a thumbnail. Welp. I just realize he was sitting in front of his wrinkled green screen!

Fellow right-wing Fascists and Evangelical Christians, how many groomers and pedophiles are you planning to kill today?
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So mass-extermination is a bad thing now, Bob? Not like you spend almost every waking moment calling for the mass-extermination of Republicans, Midwesterners, and people who like pieces of media you don't.
 
It looks like Lesser Brother's original slasher movie about trannies just got some competition.
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Which way western man? The not tax write off scam movie or the shitty unfunded one Lesser Brother is filming in various backyards?
So the staff of LGBTQIA+ camp need to defend themselves even before the killer shows up? 🤣
I'd bet money that Kevin Bacon will die via an arrow through the neck as a reference to Friday the 13th.
So mass-extermination is a bad thing now, Bob? Not like you spend almost every waking moment calling for the mass-extermination of Republicans, Midwesterners, and people who like pieces of media you don't.
Mass extermination of humans is bad. Remember, Bob is an enlightened superior being who can tell who is human or not. Those he deems not to be human should die because his Pol Pot like maniacal tendencies are correct in this instance. The hell he went through in high school imbues him with this right.
 
So the staff of LGBTQIA+ camp need to defend themselves even before the killer shows up? 🤣
How are there "conversion camps" for intersex and asexual teens?

And why do asexual people feel they're a marginalized demographic? Oh no, you never have sex just like 30% of the population doesn't. They're in need of a label in the same way people who don't watch sports need a label.
 
So mass-extermination is a bad thing now, Bob? Not like you spend almost every waking moment calling for the mass-extermination of Republicans, Midwesterners, and people who like pieces of media you don't.
Friendo, conservatives and evangelical Christians want to exterminate the wrong percentage, they have it entirely backwards only wanting to exterminate 2% of the population when it's 98% that need to be exterminated so the 2% can enjoy the SUPERIOR FUTURE.

Now, you may ask "how do we know that's what conservatives and evangelical Christians want?" Because that's what Bob would do, exterminate them before they can exterminate him. And Bob is good and smart, while conservatives and evangelical Christians are stupid and evil which is why they would exterminate people and that's why Bob and the Thinkers need to do it first. It's very simple though I'm not surprised that a Believer can't follow the high level multidimensional chess at work here.
 
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