Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jesus Christ PIZZA HUT! Who the fuck dreams about going to Pizza Hut?

That's were you go if all other Pizza places are closed and you're hungry for pizza. Being high doesn't hurt in this scenario.

The stupid fat fuck really is a mongoloid.
For the zoomers in the crowd, in the 80's and 90's Pizza Hut had an all you can eat lunch buffet
was where you went for birthdays
was where you went after you won the ball game
take note that the last two ads were put on VHS tapes of children movies.

Bob doesn't want to go to Pizza Hut. He is drunk and wants to go back to being 10.
 
For the zoomers in the crowd, in the 80's and 90's Pizza Hut had an all you can eat lunch buffet
was where you went for birthdays
was where you went after you won the ball game
take note that the last two ads were put on VHS tapes of children movies.

Bob doesn't want to go to Pizza Hut. He is drunk and wants to go back to being 10.
I'm a Gen-Xer and loved going to Pizza Hut as a kid. But I grew up and I can count on one hand how many times I've been to a chain pizza place in the last 20 years.

Hell I know which of my local mom and pop's pizza joints have the best pizza vs the best hoagies, vs the best salads, vs the best pasta dishes so I order accordingly to my desire at the time. Because I'm a fucking adult.

Jesus Christ Blobby really is a man child. I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it still astounds me how much of a stunted mental moron Bobert is.
 
Jesus Christ Bob, get some shades that doesn’t show the screen or get contacts you lazy masshole.
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Liberals hate Peter Thiel, perhaps because he speaks their innermost thoughts.
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I'd be honest with you. If I could vote, "not caring about Ukraine" would be a big sell to me.
I have no clue as to what Bob's hang up with JD is. He's running as a senator for Ohio. Is it because Ron Howard made a movie based on JD's book?
Jesus Christ Bob, get some shades that doesn’t show the screen or get contacts you lazy masshole.
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If he got darker shades he wouldn't be able to read his script. If he got contacts you'd be able to see him read it.
 
Bob unironically claiming a fifth Shrek movie would make a billion dollars is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard. Shrek 4 came out twelve years ago, Bob, not a single child even knows what Shrek is anymore. Hell, Finding Dory barely cracked $1b worldwide, and that was a fucking Disney franchise that hadn’t already had three shitty sequels.
 
If you question the federal government's lax policy about illegal entry, you are encouraging, even cultivating spree-shooters.
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RE: Replacement Theory: Remember video evidence of illegals being bused and flown around the US is misinformation everyone!

A more accurate description would be Displacement.
The adults are in charge again! We are back to more civil norms!
Blob it is against the law to attempt to intimidate judges. How would Blob respond to Child Porn Jackson being protested at home for her laughable sentencing of CP traffickers of a certain color(totally not the reason she went easy on them though).
This is retarded. The person Blob retweeted here is fucking retarded.
Glenn Greenwald challenges the Democrat's obsession with pouring money into the hole called Ukraine. He specifically singles out The Squad for their two-facedness. He is right that their fans won't ask.
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The highlighted section should be the person replying to Blob. Is Blob actually cultivating a following of Depersoners?

MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle thinks cryptos are only ever traded be men. I wonder what she'd think about Madonna's vagina NFTs.
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I am just assuming that emoji is a dog whistle for BANG. Do we know what Blob's beef is with crypto? Is it just his general jealousy?
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What Herzog said is not meant to be funny; it is extremely sad. What a dumb fuck.
What is a woman, Blob?
No, what is terrible is parents jeopardizing their child's future happiness and physical well being to virtue signal.

These parents are abusing their children. It may not be out of malice but it is no less abuse.
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This shit is almost one hour long. Enjoy.
Not a fucking chance.
Foodie and business guru Robert Chipman advises Pizza Hut on the strategy of sit-down restaurants.
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So Blob's solution to the fact that eat in Pizza Huts were not making enough to justify keeping seating is to obtain incredibly expensive and hard to obtain due to restrictions liquor licenses and invite all the risk of running a bar attached to their shitty pizza place?

Remember that he wants to do this in a time where certain government types shut down everything if someone sneezes.
For the zoomers in the crowd, in the 80's and 90's Pizza Hut had an all you can eat lunch buffet
was where you went for birthdays
was where you went after you won the ball game
take note that the last two ads were put on VHS tapes of children movies.

Bob doesn't want to go to Pizza Hut. He is drunk and wants to go back to being 10.
Pretty much. It also sounds like he will not eat at local shops because he cannot drink there which is a little bit of a red flag.
I'm a Gen-Xer and loved going to Pizza Hut as a kid. But I grew up and I can count on one hand how many times I've been to a chain pizza place in the last 20 years.

Hell I know which of my local mom and pop's pizza joints have the best pizza vs the best hoagies, vs the best salads, vs the best pasta dishes so I order accordingly to my desire at the time. Because I'm a fucking adult.

Jesus Christ Blobby really is a man child. I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it still astounds me how much of a stunted mental moron Bobert is.
We are talking about Mountain Dew Chicken Blob here. He does not taste food he just absorbs it.
 
I have no clue as to what Bob's hang up with JD is. He's running as a senator for Ohio. Is it because Ron Howard made a movie based on JD's book?

Pretty sure it's because JD Vance is so prominent thanks to portraying Bob's hated Obsolescents in a sympathetic light. Hillbilly Elegy could have been a deliberate refutation of Bob's odious rhetoric, if Vance had any idea he existed.
 
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Glad I held onto this.
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I have no clue as to what Bob's hang up with JD is. He's running as a senator for Ohio. Is it because Ron Howard made a movie based on JD's book?
JD is basically successful in every way Bob is not. He's also right-leaning, grew up poor and redneck, and served in the military.

He's like Bob's arch-nemesis.

That a movie (which remember how Bob describes them in his book, they're quasi religious to him, a sign you have "made it" and are "real") was made out of JD's book just twists the knife deeper.
 
I know it's been said before, but fuck me. Bob tweets so. Fucking. Much! If the flesh lump just got off twitter for like an hour a day, and went for a walk he'd A) drop his blood pressure into the normal range and B) Lose some of the flab. How is this man so online, so fucking much.
He's addicted to the Twitter updoots. The next time someone makes a "faces of addiction" meme, Bob's face should be included.
 
Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.
Not even that, what does he contribute to the crew? There is that star trek comic about the guy who runs the transporter room, and that's all I can think of. He would just be put in a room where he would do the least damage.
OF COURSE a canadian idiot would think it's good, or even possible/legal/desirable, to ban the NRA.
How mant NRA card holders have committed mass shootings? Cause even as a canadian, I'm pretty sure that number sits at 0. At this point it should be mandatory.

Also, don't take anything people who want stricter gun laws say as serious, especially when they are canadian. 98% of all firearms related crimes are done with illegally obtained firearms, but they think making it harder to get guns will stop that 98%.
 
If you question the federal government's lax policy about illegal entry, you are encouraging, even cultivating shooters.
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Reminder: Moviebob is a bioterrorist. Bob literally asked for Texans to cough on Greg Abbott after Abbott lifted mask mandates last year.



How to make a shooting about my black ass?
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Comparing apples to cacti.



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We should not censor discussions about The Great Replacement because it is true and is happening right in front of our eyes.
And Moviebob is actively cheering it on.



The Feds should look for the next spree-shooter in the basement of incels, like...
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Only idiots approve of Fuckwit in Chief Biden's actions, idiot!



I take it Moviebob hasn't read 18 US Code 1507, which reads:
Whoever, with the intent of interfering with, obstructing, or impeding the administration of justice, or with the intent of influencing any judge, juror, witness, or court officer, in the discharge of his duty, pickets or parades in or near a building housing a court of the United States, or in or near a building or residence occupied or used by such judge, juror, witness, or court officer, or with such intent uses any sound-truck or similar device or resorts to any other demonstration in or near any such building or residence, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.

Nothing in this section shall interfere with or prevent the exercise by any court of the United States of its power to punish for contempt.
Given Moviebob's status as a Thinker™, one has to wonder why Bob believes its "patriotic" to intimidate federal judges.



It's almost as bad as Moviebob bemoaning about losing the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED because 74,000,000 U.S. troglodytes voted against a despotic bitch back in 2016.



I will only accept abortion as being health care when the U.S. government considers the Gas Chamber health care.



Liberals hate Peter Thiel, perhaps because he speaks their innermost thoughts.
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I'd be honest with you. If I could vote, "not caring about Ukraine" would be a big sell to me.
Good point. It's far more important to pay attentiont to what's actually happening here in America than it it to what's happening in Ukraine.



Oh, BTW do you know Vance was responsible for the Buffalo shooting?
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"Wanting to replace white people with people from other races", hmm? Sounds eerily similar to a specific, 40-something, Boston-area film critic with a God complex has been advocating since 2016.



Glenn Greenwald challenges the Democrat's obsession with pouring money into the hole called Ukraine. He specifically singles out The Squad for their two-facedness. He is right that their fans won't ask.
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So that means there are 57 financially responsible Representatives on this measure? Nice to know...



MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle thinks cryptos are only ever traded be men. I wonder what she'd think about Madonna's vagina NFTs.

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Moviebob is not an ordinary person because Moviebob qualifies as neither.



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Musk should perma-ban anyone who uses reaction gifs.
My contribution: Deep-six Moviebob's Twitter account.



If there is anything to be said of Juneteenth, it should be a day of celebration for Americans... and a day of mourning for Democrats.



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What Herzog said is not meant to be funny; it is extremely sad. What a dumb fuck.
Sexistbob says what?



Luke continues his discourse on hope. What Bobby posts will not lift his spirit.
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It's all fake Bobby. Only a Wendy's ever got burned down.
 
I'm a Gen-Xer and loved going to Pizza Hut as a kid. But I grew up and I can count on one hand how many times I've been to a chain pizza place in the last 20 years.

Hell I know which of my local mom and pop's pizza joints have the best pizza vs the best hoagies, vs the best salads, vs the best pasta dishes so I order accordingly to my desire at the time. Because I'm a fucking adult.

Jesus Christ Blobby really is a man child. I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it still astounds me how much of a stunted mental moron Bobert is.
Exactly. Bob grew up in a time when pizza joints looked like 1920's speakeasys and were probably the classiest places that Bob ate at all year. (There was even a chain called "Godfather's Pizza" that capitalized on this image.) According to this video by Company Man, the reason Pizza Hut declined was because it was slow to embrace Delivery and it stopped catering to its core customer base: families. So Bob is actually right, in a way. The problem is, the reason they stopped catering to families was because they were losing money doing it and so, wanted to appeal to bugman millennials like Bob instead. (Incidentally, If you want to attract families, you're going to have to drastically change how you do things -like the way Pizza Ranch turned itself into an All You Can Eat Buffet that offered pizza to order and fried chicken and salad bars. But that's a horrible place in flyover country that caters to the Mayonnaiseghoulen. They'll even pray for you if you request them to do so. Bob wouldn't be caught dead in such a Godbotherin' place, despite the fact that it's a Cowboy-themed version of the restaurant he grew up with and loved.)

The only way Pizza Hut could make itself a worse place to eat is if they followed Chris' advice and installed a bar with wall to wall Sports TV screens. I personally regard eating out as a treat, and I assiduously avoid restaurants that blare loud sports crap over TV speakers, in the same way I deliberately avoid gas stations that blare loud ads at me while I'm pumping gas. I want peace and I want to enjoy my food in a place with good aesthetics and a quiet ambiance. Pizza Hut would be better off just being a takeout/delivery place than turning into another sportsbar with shitty acoustics and obnoxious patrons. But then, Chris couldn't kill his braincells there with expensive hipster booze, which is all he really wants to do.
 
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