Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Accel_Rider]

What I'm really dreading is if it's specifically about gamergate and everything that will inevitably entail.

Dreading? You mean looking forward, right?

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Oh fuck me. He's writing another book?

I'm going to guess that its going to be about how modern gaming sucks and it will mostly be about how dudebros ruined his life. It will also include galaxy sized faceplam moments where he compares gamergate to some terrorist activity.

"Gamergate was the Millennial generation's 9/11"
-Bob Chipman, 201X

I'm genuinely tempted to try and get a copy of Bob's book just to laugh at the cringe. I know he talks about calling Mario his "friend" in it (like he referred to Mario and Link as "our heroes")

 

[Positron]

Oh fuck me. He's writing another book?

I'm going to guess that its going to be about how modern gaming sucks and it will mostly be about how dudebros ruined his life. It will also include galaxy sized faceplam moments where he compares gamergate to some terrorist activity.

Or a love-poem to Anita Earrings.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob's latest books:
50 Shades of Manchild
Internet reviewing for dummies
Smells like Diabetes
Mein Spiel
Gamergate: Never forget
So long and thanks for all the Patreon

 

[Count groudon]

Bob's latest books:
50 Shades of Manchild
Internet reviewing for dummies
Smells like Diabetes
Mein Spiel
Gamergate: Never forget
So long and thanks for all the Patreon

And of course the best sellers:
30 going on 12
FPS: the gaming industry's holocaust
And finally, attack of the dudebros

 

[Accel_Rider]

Bob's latest books:
50 Shades of Manchild
Internet reviewing for dummies
Smells like Diabetes
Mein Spiel
Gamergate: Never forget
So long and thanks for all the Patreon

Considering his tirade against free speech, mein spiel sounds pretty appropriate

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I want him to write this book, just as I want Milo to write his GamerGate book, so that they can both bomb due to the critical illness known as "nobody gives a shit".

 

[Emperor Julian]

Dreading? You mean looking forward, right?

The book itself will be comedy gold, but it's going to be embarrassing watching the gamergate basement dwellers losing their shit as Sargon of Akhad does a dramatic reading. Then you'll have the shitty articles by Kotaku, Mary sue and other hacks plugging this illiterate academic sophomore, dragging all the GG drama again and causing yet another sperg clusterfuck as the media try to get some more clicks from irate gamers and SJW's. Meanwhile actual women's issues will be ignored because it's easy to hammer videa because Isis and Ugandan rape gangs don't give a shit what you think and lets face it pretend/ really minor examples of sexism in video games relate to your day to day experience so we find it more interesting.
Actually nevermind it's gonna be fucking hilarious in that way despairing at human nature is.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.
His Mario book was around 200 long, a third of it being introduction and him talking about his life, 25 pages about how the controls work and the rest the walkthrough.
Is he going to write another lets play or is this going to be a novel based on the Game Overthinker?

 

[HG 400]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.
His Mario book was around 200 long, a third of it being introduction and him talking about his life, 25 pages about how the controls work and the rest the walkthrough.
Is he going to write another lets play or is this going to be a novel based on the Game Overthinker?

lol calm down, faggot

 

[Foltest]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.
His Mario book was around 200 long, a third of it being introduction and him talking about his life, 25 pages about how the controls work and the rest the walkthrough.
Is he going to write another lets play or is this going to be a novel based on the Game Overthinker?

Let's wait and see. Whatever it will be, it will be awful.

 

[CatParty]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.
His Mario book was around 200 long, a third of it being introduction and him talking about his life, 25 pages about how the controls work and the rest the walkthrough.
Is he going to write another lets play or is this going to be a novel based on the Game Overthinker?

what if the book was about dobson?

 

[*Asterisk*]

what if the book was about dobson?

Will The Life and Times of Zoë Quinn be good enough for you?

 

[Super Collie]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.

It's a 700-page fanfic adapted from the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon series.

 

[Somar]

question though: What will the subject be? Especially if he is going to make a book that is over 700 pages long.
His Mario book was around 200 long, a third of it being introduction and him talking about his life, 25 pages about how the controls work and the rest the walkthrough.
Is he going to write another lets play or is this going to be a novel based on the Game Overthinker?

It'd probably be a 700 page rant on how movies like The Amazing Spiderman and Pixels ruined the precious things he loved.

 

[P.A]

Are we talking Word pages here... or book pages?

I mean, either way it's horrifying, but...

 

[DrunkTails]

Considering his tirade against free speech, mein feels sounds pretty appropriate

Fixed that for you, my friend.

you'll have the shitty articles by Kotaku, Mary sue and other hacks plugging this illiterate academic sophomore,

Hold it right there. Do you honestly think that Kotaku or any other site gives an atom sized fuck about Bob? No, they absolutely don't. In the eyes of these people Bob is just another useful idiot to be used to shore up their defence of their narrative, nothing more. If it was Jim Sterling they would print that shit till the lolcows come home. But Bob, he's a faceless nobody who none of the "pro journos" care about.

Unless Anita or Zoe wave their approval to his book, Bob's new insult to writing will be forgotten as soon as it hits the internet shelves. Mind you it won't be forgotten by us. We'll be there to laugh and cringe at his inability to write.

 

[Bugaboo]

What if he writes a fictional novel and it's so bad it becomes the stuff of legends

 

[*Asterisk*]

What if he writes a fictional novel and it's so bad it becomes the stuff of legends

J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis shall appear into the Earth as apparitions, reform the Inklings, test how long the book can be read without someone yelling out "GAYYYYYYY!," and laugh until their spirits slip back to the afterlife.

 

[Without A Gout]

Are we talking Word pages here... or book pages?

I mean, either way it's horrifying, but...

It's probably going to be the Gloria Tesch-esque "quadruple spaces and gigantic text size" pages to make it easy reading for children and manchildren everywhere.