Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Also that shit isn't soil. It's regolith. Completely different.
Wonder if he'll support mining moon rocks because the teleporting gel in Portal 2 is made from it? So we better get to it if we want our portal guns?

Despite that being, well, a fictitious property within the fiction of a hand-held device that breaks the laws of physics as we know them casually?

A make-believe two times over?
 
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I wish there was just a filter on this thread that showed only tweets where people shit on Bob. I used to think the most exhilarating orgasm was choking myself with a belt while watching Beaches. But, honestly, seeing just Bob get bullied so hard and reported off Twitter where he would have to instead output all his dumb insane political retardation into video would be the greatest nut ever and everyday I hope it happens.
 
I wish there was just a filter on this thread that showed only tweets where people shit on Bob. I used to think the most exhilarating orgasm was choking myself with a belt while watching Beaches. But, honestly, seeing just Bob get bullied so hard and reported off Twitter where he would have to instead output all his dumb insane political retardation into video would be the greatest nut ever and everyday I hope it happens.

He might have come close with "Right Trash Lives Don't Matter." He may well have deleted it because it drew a ton of negative blowback, but I suspect a lot of people reported it and he was compelled to take it down. So far as I know he wasn't suspended, but something made him back off.
 
He might have come close with "Right Trash Lives Don't Matter." He may well have deleted it because it drew a ton of negative blowback, but I suspect a lot of people reported it and he was compelled to take it down. So far as I know he wasn't suspended, but something made him back off.
tbh I'm kinda surprised he doesn't get push back from lefties for that slogan. The implications of him using a variant of "Black Lives Matter" for that has a lot of angles you could run with. Obviously Bob's not smart enough to think that through but I wouldn't say anything if somebody started seeing them.
 
Wonder if he'll support mining moon rocks because the teleporting gel in Portal 2 is made from it?

Despite that being, well, a fictitious property, two times over?
I don't know what Bob's opinion on Portal is, I did find this Tweet:
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The link doesn't work, I assume Screwattack wisely took the video down. Why does he say Portal, Minecraft or Angry Birds like those games are similar? I'll probably never know.
 
I don't know what Bob's opinion on Portal is, I did find this Tweet:
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The link doesn't work, I assume Screwattack wisely took the video down. Why does he say Portal, Minecraft or Angry Birds like those games are similar? I'll probably never know.
The same guy who thought Bloodbourne and Skyrim are the same game.
 
Are you dense? The "hidden society" that are so complicated that normies brains would explode are literally in the new Dr. Strange movie. Normies clearly aren't lost when they see Black Bolt show up. They just end up clapping like seals even if they don't know what's going on.
Kamar-Taj? The city they spent half of the first movie establishing?

Or wait, are you talking about Black Bolt's appearance in another universe which 1) is normie code for "you can ignore this" 2) in no way references or brings up the Inhumans, and 3) dies immediately enforcing the idea that normies don't have to care about them.

Yeah that really counts as "introducing a hidden society" when I can quiz my normie relatives about "the inhumans" right after seeing Dr. Strange 2 and they would have no idea what I was talking about. It doesn't count as an introduction if the audience can't tell you what his real name is afterwards.
I have been typing in simple explanations this whole time. The hang-ups are on you more than anything as you justify adaptations ignoring their source material wholesale.
Ah I see you have never tried telling stories or talked to normal people. See, mediums have different story telling capabilities. Movies and TV can't just be a 1:1 replication of the comics.

For one thing, actors age and die.
 
Kamar-Taj? The city they spent half of the first movie establishing?

Or wait, are you talking about Black Bolt's appearance in another universe which 1) is normie code for "you can ignore this" 2) in no way references or brings up the Inhumans, and 3) dies immediately enforcing the idea that normies don't have to care about them.

Yeah that really counts as "introducing a hidden society" when I can quiz my normie relatives about "the inhumans" right after seeing Dr. Strange 2 and they would have no idea what I was talking about. It doesn't count as an introduction if the audience can't tell you what his real name is afterwards.
You think normies know what the hell the "Kamar-Taj" is? By name?

Ah I see you have never tried telling stories or talked to normal people. See, mediums have different story telling capabilities. Movies and TV can't just be a 1:1 replication of the comics.

For one thing, actors age and die.
It's a shame Ms. Marvel's actress is going to die before a hypothetical Ms Marvel show which presumably would've had her origin. Is it that you want me to say or should I point out the silliness of adapting things if you think they're unadaptatable? A faithful adaptation would obviously have her origin and who the Inhumans are as a central story, do you need a list of media where all the world building isn't beaten into your head by the first five seconds?
 
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I wish there was just a filter on this thread that showed only tweets where people shit on Bob. I used to think the most exhilarating orgasm was choking myself with a belt while watching Beaches. But, honestly, seeing just Bob get bullied so hard and reported off Twitter where he would have to instead output all his dumb insane political retardation into video would be the greatest nut ever and everyday I hope it happens.
The easiest method would be the to search feature on twitter:

Yeah you'll get a lot of syncophants too (and bob replying to himself) but it is the quickest way to find dunks.

For a moment, I want to go back to Bob's book. So I finally found the part @Adamska mentioned about his parents and internet:
I don’t know that there was an exact moment in time when I effectively stopped playing video games, I just know that it happened. I don’t recall a single moment when I simply said “I’m done,” especially since I never really fully quit cold turkey. All I can say for sure is that at one moment the vast majority of my free time was spent playing, reading about, and thinking about video games… and then it wasn’t anymore.​

Despite its place in the overall narrative, I honestly don’t feel like it was strictly a result of the First Age of Nintendo coming to a close for my Generation, though I imagine it helped. The first sign of it was that I was spending more time dwelling in the “gaming community” than I was actually playing the games. Reading about the launch of Nintendo Power’s America Online site was my introduction to the concept of internet chat rooms and message boards – and it spurred me (and, with some nudging, my family) to finally get a good internet connection so that I might use them. I devoured the world of the early Internet, particularly gaming sites. The hours once spent replaying my favorite games were replaced by hours of chatting and arguing about new ones. A new normal of gaming developed in my house: I learned about games, and my younger brother and sister did the playing.​

What a preview to twitter... even before the blue bird Bobby was addicted to the 'net. And the headline for this section?
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Also his words on how much he loves movies:
My other Internet fixation, movie sites, had reawakened my other geek passion for filmmaking in a major way. For the first time I had a career path that seemed more attractive and more plausible than game design: get into the movies. Writing, directing, special effects, maybe even criticism—just get into the movies. With all this on my plate, something had to give… and somewhere along the line video games became that something.​
And again, just how much this guy cannot handle interactions with people.
(referencing his boss of the local tv show review job after being fired)
I’m told he’d behaved in a manner (because it’s hearsay I won’t get into specifics) that disturbed the production staff during the taping of the “Passion” episode, and that my name had come up, which had me walking around more than a little paranoid for a few weeks; but nothing ever came of it.​
(after being involved in a car wreck)
I was freaking out pretty bad. The move to the new place was only days away, and this was not an expense I needed. More immediately, the residents of houses along the street came pouring out to surround us both; apparently she was local and The Neighborhood was coming to her “defense.” I’ve lived in this town long enough to have seen this scenario play out before, and I knew I didn’t want to be on the “offending” side. One guy among the crowd appointed himself the leader and started in trying to wheel and deal me: no cops, let’s just settle up, maybe some cash, insurance will just raise premiums, etc. No thanks, pal. Cops showed up anyway, but not before I’d called the family for a ride (and, frankly, for some strength in numbers).​
 
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Bob is onboard with another cartoon getting an edgy, adult remake.
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If you too don't recognize the name Mindy Kaling, I am here to inform you that she's Kelly Kapoor from the American version of The Office. She has a writing, executive producer, and director credit for the show as well. What she actually did for The Office and what that means for Velma, I don't know.

Let's take a better look at the tweeted pic
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So not only is Velma black. not only did the top of some girl's head and brain get removed
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she's in a locker room with a bunch of naked women with tasteful bubbles covering their naughty bits. Bob don't try to smugly dismiss people because they watch degenerate animu when your are proudly saying that you back this.
 
You think normies know what the hell the "Kamar-Taj" is? By name?
Yeah when it's mentioned multiple times by name in two films it has a tendency to get "stuck" in their minds.

It's a shame Ms. Marvel's actress is going to die before a hypothetical Ms Marvel show which presumably would've had her origin. Is it that you want me to say or should I point out the silliness of adapting things if you think they're unadaptatable? A faithful adaptation would obviously have her origin and who the Inhumans are as a central story, do you need a list of media where all the world building isn't beaten into your head by the first five seconds?
Are you upset the Marvel's Inhumans show flopped? Is that what this is all about?

Conceptually if they had pulled that off correctly and laid the groundwork, then sure, they could have had a faithful Ms. Marvel. But if you don't do the necessary work or burn your bridges, then we see what they get stuck with.

Of course some of my favorite stories spend a good half or more of their runtime laying down the worldbuilding and establishing the rules. Know what's the most common complaint I hear when I try and share them with normies? "It's so slooooow! This is boring! etc" It's the old sci-fi paradox of filmmaking. You need massive budgets to realize the complicated, mind-bending worlds to tell these stories in, so then you have to dumb down the ideas to sell the most tickets and make up the budget.

I reached acceptance long ago about this. Like the Sinestro Corp War is one of my favorite comic story arcs. But there's just no real way you'd ever be able to do it justice in live action. Hell just look at the ACTUAL Green Lantern movie which tried to do Parallax immediately, when that villain should have been the build up of a trilogy. That entire trainwreck (and I even own the director's cut which is marginally better) is like exhibit A on how badly trying to do all your worldbuilding in a single film can wreck your pacing.

(I heard there was a decent Green Lantern animated tv show - given enough seasons it might have done the idea well but I haven't watched it yet.)
 
Yeah when it's mentioned multiple times by name in two films it has a tendency to get "stuck" in their minds.
I've never heard somebody bring it up in conversation but this is just going to devolve into "No, you're wrong"
Are you upset the Marvel's Inhumans show flopped? Is that what this is all about?

Conceptually if they had pulled that off correctly and laid the groundwork, then sure, they could have had a faithful Ms. Marvel. But if you don't do the necessary work or burn your bridges, then we see what they get stuck with.

Of course some of my favorite stories spend a good half or more of their runtime laying down the worldbuilding and establishing the rules. Know what's the most common complaint I hear when I try and share them with normies? "It's so slooooow! This is boring! etc" It's the old sci-fi paradox of filmmaking. You need massive budgets to realize the complicated, mind-bending worlds to tell these stories in, so then you have to dumb down the ideas to sell the most tickets and make up the budget.

I reached acceptance long ago about this. Like the Sinestro Corp War is one of my favorite comic story arcs. But there's just no real way you'd ever be able to do it justice in live action. Hell just look at the ACTUAL Green Lantern movie which tried to do Parallax immediately, when that villain should have been the build up of a trilogy. That entire trainwreck (and I even own the director's cut which is marginally better) is like exhibit A on how badly trying to do all your worldbuilding in a single film can wreck your pacing.

(I heard there was a decent Green Lantern animated tv show - given enough seasons it might have done the idea well but I haven't watched it yet.)
Two things.
1. What kind of position do you think I have where I'm mad a TV show flopped?
2. I'm not reading all that text to explain again that "I'm a shapeshifter because I have an ancestor who had powers" is extremely simple when you boil it down. Why are you arguing that dumb executive decisions are actually genius?

Hell, the MCU is still using that premise anyways but they're going with wacky genies (according to rumors) so it's all moot if that's your logic. I don't understand what you're even arguing.
 
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You easiest method would be the to search feature on twitter:

Yeah you'll get a lot of syncophants too (and bob replying to himself) but it is the quickest way to find dunks.

For a moment, I want to go back to Bob's book. So I finally found the part @Adamska mentioned about his parents and internet:
I don’t know that there was an exact moment in time when I effectively stopped playing video games, I just know that it happened. I don’t recall a single moment when I simply said “I’m done,” especially since I never really fully quit cold turkey. All I can say for sure is that at one moment the vast majority of my free time was spent playing, reading about, and thinking about video games… and then it wasn’t anymore.​

Despite its place in the overall narrative, I honestly don’t feel like it was strictly a result of the First Age of Nintendo coming to a close for my Generation, though I imagine it helped. The first sign of it was that I was spending more time dwelling in the “gaming community” than I was actually playing the games. Reading about the launch of Nintendo Power’s America Online site was my introduction to the concept of internet chat rooms and message boards – and it spurred me (and, with some nudging, my family) to finally get a good internet connection so that I might use them. I devoured the world of the early Internet, particularly gaming sites. The hours once spent replaying my favorite games were replaced by hours of chatting and arguing about new ones. A new normal of gaming developed in my house: I learned about games, and my younger brother and sister did the playing.​

What a preview to twitter... even before the blue bird Bobby was addicted to the 'net. And the headline for this section?
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Also his words on how much he loves movies:
My other Internet fixation, movie sites, had reawakened my other geek passion for filmmaking in a major way. For the first time I had a career path that seemed more attractive and more plausible than game design: get into the movies. Writing, directing, special effects, maybe even criticism—just get into the movies. With all this on my plate, something had to give… and somewhere along the line video games became that something.​
And again, just how much this guy cannot handle interactions with people.
(referencing his boss of the local tv show review job after being fired)
I’m told he’d behaved in a manner (because it’s hearsay I won’t get into specifics) that disturbed the production staff during the taping of the “Passion” episode, and that my name had come up, which had me walking around more than a little paranoid for a few weeks; but nothing ever came of it.​
(after being involved in a car wreck)
I was freaking out pretty bad. The move to the new place was only days away, and this was not an expense I needed. More immediately, the residents of houses along the street came pouring out to surround us both; apparently she was local and The Neighborhood was coming to her “defense.” I’ve lived in this town long enough to have seen this scenario play out before, and I knew I didn’t want to be on the “offending” side. One guy among the crowd appointed himself the leader and started in trying to wheel and deal me: no cops, let’s just settle up, maybe some cash, insurance will just raise premiums, etc. No thanks, pal. Cops showed up anyway, but not before I’d called the family for a ride (and, frankly, for some strength in numbers).​
Blob is fucking delusional. Why do I have the feeling that he considers himself part of the movie industry? I also have a feeling that he caused the accident and started acting like a complete psychopath that caused people to come to the woman's defense. Not sure why he put defense in quotes other than he is a terrible writer.

Maybe Blob's autobiography would have been better if he had accomplished something in his life.
 
tbh I'm kinda surprised he doesn't get push back from lefties for that slogan. The implications of him using a variant of "Black Lives Matter" for that has a lot of angles you could run with. Obviously Bob's not smart enough to think that through but I wouldn't say anything if somebody started seeing them.
I am guessing he probably got a DM or two from some fans of his chewing him out for piggybacking off the "Black Lives Matter" slogan in private and telling him to take it down because the association besmirches BLM and they don't want anyone making that connection. Probably one or more blek or troon fans, most of whom I'm guessing aren't as psycho as Bob, who don't like the idea of gassing the MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraft as much as Bob does.

Blob is fucking delusional. Why do I have the feeling that he considers himself part of the movie industry? I also have a feeling that he caused the accident and started acting like a complete psychopath that caused people to come to the woman's defense. Not sure why he put defense in quotes other than he is a terrible writer.

Maybe Blob's autobiography would have been better if he had accomplished something in his life.
Some might ask why Bob's not in the Movie Industry. I think it's pretty obvious why not. Dude can't write for shit, and either nobody told him that had the power to make any of his imaginary "pitches" into a movie/TV show, or anybody that has told him, he's brushed off as they don't know anything or something like that. Double points if a producer actually entertained one of his exceptional "pitches" and then told him he can't write for shit or have a concept that makes any goddamn sense to the average TV/Movie Normie Audience, and he ignored/brushed off that criticism too.

That's the problem, Bob's too much of a Narcissist to change anything to make a pitch more successful, he can neither write nor direct, and that's why he's not even an assistant director in Chippa's Slash-A-Troon movie (let alone, y'know, ANYTHING in that film).
 
Two things.
1. What kind of position do you think I have where I'm mad a TV show flopped?
You're going on and on about Ms Marvel's origins. By far the best bet the MCU would have had to accomplish a straight translation of her origin would be to have set up the Inhumans beforehand. They could have done that in the TV show, hell they could have made the "eternals" movie about Inhumans instead. But we can all see how well that pulled off "long-term secret society of super-people."

2. I'm not reading all that text to explain again that "I'm a shapeshifter because I have an ancestor who had powers" is extremely simple when you boil it down. Why are you arguing that dumb executive decisions are actually genius?
I never said they were genius, I said they were understandable. Do you even read? Oh wait, you admitted you don't.

Though this does make one wonder - could they have pulled off the origin using the Eternals? One of them got lucky at some point in history and that family line gave birth to Kamala... eh maybe it could have worked.

Hell, the MCU is still using that premise anyways but they're going with wacky genies (according to rumors) so it's all moot if that's your logic. I don't understand what you're even arguing.
If you don't understand what my point is then how do you know if you're even making cogent points? Heck maybe if you tried actually reading you might understand. Weird how that works.

lol genies? Really? That's pretty dumb.
 
Some might ask why Bob's not in the Movie Industry. I think it's pretty obvious why not. Dude can't write for shit, and either nobody told him that had the power to make any of his imaginary "pitches" into a movie/TV show, or anybody that has told him, he's brushed off as they don't know anything or something like that. Double points if a producer actually entertained one of his exceptional "pitches" and then told him he can't write for shit or have a concept that makes any goddamn sense to the average TV/Movie Normie Audience, and he ignored/brushed off that criticism too.

That's the problem, Bob's too much of a Narcissist to change anything to make a pitch more successful, he can neither write nor direct, and that's why he's not even an assistant director in Chippa's Slash-A-Troon movie (let alone, y'know, ANYTHING in that film).
Reading his book, one could see how he MAYBE could have been some dude on the technical side of things in film. Set designer, SFX, stuff like that. His visual tendencies and obsessive compulsions would probably actually be something of an asset in those departments.

But there's so many reasons why he's not and it's hilarious how you can almost see that he wants to be a big writer or director on a film, even though he would never make it because the guy just can NOT understand emotion. Like Bob seriously has no Theory of Mind. He just does that blue-curtain association trick. "Oh [this thing] made me feel happy! So if I put [this thing] here then my audience will feel happy. Now [that thing] makes me mad. So I'll put reference to [that thing] to make the audience mad."

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(yes I accidentally found moviebob gifs and now you'll get to see them too)
 
You easiest method would be the to search feature on twitter:

Yeah you'll get a lot of syncophants too (and bob replying to himself) but it is the quickest way to find dunks.

For a moment, I want to go back to Bob's book. So I finally found the part @Adamska mentioned about his parents and internet:
I don’t know that there was an exact moment in time when I effectively stopped playing video games, I just know that it happened. I don’t recall a single moment when I simply said “I’m done,” especially since I never really fully quit cold turkey. All I can say for sure is that at one moment the vast majority of my free time was spent playing, reading about, and thinking about video games… and then it wasn’t anymore.​

Despite its place in the overall narrative, I honestly don’t feel like it was strictly a result of the First Age of Nintendo coming to a close for my Generation, though I imagine it helped. The first sign of it was that I was spending more time dwelling in the “gaming community” than I was actually playing the games. Reading about the launch of Nintendo Power’s America Online site was my introduction to the concept of internet chat rooms and message boards – and it spurred me (and, with some nudging, my family) to finally get a good internet connection so that I might use them. I devoured the world of the early Internet, particularly gaming sites. The hours once spent replaying my favorite games were replaced by hours of chatting and arguing about new ones. A new normal of gaming developed in my house: I learned about games, and my younger brother and sister did the playing.​

What a preview to twitter... even before the blue bird Bobby was addicted to the 'net. And the headline for this section?
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Also his words on how much he loves movies:
My other Internet fixation, movie sites, had reawakened my other geek passion for filmmaking in a major way. For the first time I had a career path that seemed more attractive and more plausible than game design: get into the movies. Writing, directing, special effects, maybe even criticism—just get into the movies. With all this on my plate, something had to give… and somewhere along the line video games became that something.​
This story is really pathetic and depressing. If he stopped playing videogames but continued to argue with people about new games he never played, he sounds like an irritating poseur (and he is a poseur so that tracks). He even admits that his brother and sister were still getting videogames and playing them, but he preferred arguing on America Online forums about them without ever playing them.
 
You're going on and on about Ms Marvel's origins. By far the best bet the MCU would have had to accomplish a straight translation of her origin would be to have set up the Inhumans beforehand. They could have done that in the TV show, hell they could have made the "eternals" movie about Inhumans instead. But we can all see how well that pulled off "long-term secret society of super-people."
This like the memes of MCU fans throwing a hissy fit when there's not five movies to set up why somebody wears sweatpants. You don't need 200 gorbillion hours of Inhumans for anything. I don't think you understand that a show is going to presumably have a story and it's very possible to make things that aren't shit.
Though this does make one wonder - could they have pulled off the origin using the Eternals? One of them got lucky at some point in history and that family line gave birth to Kamala... eh maybe it could have worked.
Now you're displaying Bob tier comprehension skills since you forgot that movie adapted them as robots. That wouldn't work
 
Viggo Mortensen criticizes Bobby's fetish bait, for this Bobby feels the need to remind Mortensen that his Kool Kred is in peril.
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Projecting again, Bob?



A brief comment by Jordan Peterson on some fat swimsuit model started a conversation. By that I mean Peterson has launched a thousand REEEEEEEEEsssss.
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No matter how fluid Bobby's beauty standard is, he still will not get laid.
My response: "This... whatever it is.... goes by the screen name Moviebob. Please pay extremely close attention to what Moviebob says and does, and make sure you never comport to the Moviebob's whims if you value your soul."



Can you have a rainforest without rain?
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Looks like we're reverting back to the Nazibob tactic (and Moviebob Bingo square) known as "Forced Relocation".



Jimmy Dore claims that Trump was not beholden to anyone because he did not need donors. Somehow this makes them, Trump and Dore, complicit in the Buffalo shooting.
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If Moviebob received a nickel for every time Bob was actually correct about something... Bob's bank account would top out at $2.00.



No one is orchestrating The Great Replacement, but if you don't believe it is a good thing, you are EVIL.
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So tell me, patiently -- because I am really slow, stupid and Improperly Evolved -- if The Great Replacement is such a GOOD thing how come no one did it?
Because Moviebob approves of the Great Replacement. That alone is enough reason no to go through with it.



When something makes Moviebob happy, you know it's bad. Real bad. Really, really, really bad.

Don't you badmouth Ukraine! Putin is the real neo-Nazi here!

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So, by talking about "crating up useless, angry obsolete mayo dorks and air-dropping them into Ukraine", does this mean Moviebob volunteering itself for deployment in Kiev?



No, Ukraine is not responsible for America's baby formula shortage.
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A "single small-time" donation effort that can stop "people starving in a war zone" doesn't really sound "small-time", hmm?
In that case, can we start mass-reporting Moviebob for blatantly spreading disinformation/misinformation?



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I never understand people who don't pay off their whole credit card bill every month.
You sure it was actually Moviebob who paid off htat credit card and not the people being grifted on Patreon?



Blob is fucking delusional. Why do I have the feeling that he considers himself part of the movie industry?
Some might ask why Bob's not in the Movie Industry. I think it's pretty obvious why not. Dude can't write for shit, and either nobody told him that had the power to make any of his imaginary "pitches" into a movie/TV show, or anybody that has told him, he's brushed off as they don't know anything or something like that. Double points if a producer actually entertained one of his exceptional "pitches" and then told him he can't write for shit or have a concept that makes any goddamn sense to the average TV/Movie Normie Audience, and he ignored/brushed off that criticism too.
All valid points, but I figure that the American film industry didn't want to associate with Nazis such as Moviebob.
 
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