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Oh gods, I just pictured Gadget Hackwrench cuckold 34.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Laughingjoke2
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Sounds like someone is pissed about paying for insulin IMO. This the sitting I think his health is going south.
As for his multiple car hate my opinion is the closet he comes to a car is Mario Kart and it pisses him off he can't afford one while mayo Ghouls can afford multiple.
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This is bullshit anyway. Acceptance and inclusion are learned as well. It is a good learned behavior for some things but for troonery and the abandonment of treatment for mental health issues it is incredibly dangerous.
She really married a goon. How many squad members are involved with or married to white men at this point? Why not marry a negro AOC?
The fact that Blob follows brands is just unreal. Blob is living mas guys. Brands are your friends!
That movie seems like it is designed for the modern lobotomized like Blob. It is nonstop nostalgia served on a plot of saltines.
Blob does not understand basic economics and never will.
When I was a teen my family peaked at five cars. Everyone was driving age and everyone had a car because we all worked. Not everyone spends all their time in a basement Blob.
I am actually starting to wonder if this is just another tactic Blob uses to avoid debating an issue. He has a lot of them. It is like when a child pretends they cannot hear their parent telling them to go to bed.
Or ya know could be:
BANG!
Competitor for...the Oscars. Blob is excited for next product!
Blob is a keffals enjoyer I see.
Just seems like an accurate portrayal of most homosexuals.
Blob you are not entitled to the labor of other people.
Water is free. The labor expended to collect the water, transport the water, purify the water, store the water, and ultimately deliver the water is not free nor should it be. Why should such a necessity not be free? The reason is simple and I learned it at a young age: Due to water having a cost we are taught to conserve water. We are taught to turn off the tap when we are brushing our teeth. We are taught to bathe in a fashion that is more efficient because it saves money and as a result conserves the resource.
One of the reasons I find Blob so infuriating is that he seems unable or unwilling to grasp basic concepts. He does not understand why price controls are bad and ultimately damaging. You can look at price controls on rent in urban areas and see a direct impact to housing there.
Developer looks at project. Project is required to allocate x number of units as affordable housing which makes the project either unprofitable or not profitable enough to undertake thus it is not undertaken. Existing buildings rot and become unlivable.
Price controls on a food crop cause the price to remain unnaturally low. People hoard the product or simply over consume(land get fucking fat) causing a shortage. Farmers, distributors, and stores lose money and go out of business.
The Great Depression was not caused by the crash. Crashes had happened prior to that one. After previous crashes the government thought: It'll be fine. It was not until they decided to fix it that they fucked everything up worse than it would have been and we are still living with their mistakes.
Honestly Blob 100 years of failed policy and you still are not getting it?
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Ugly Sonic has more screen time, lines of dialog and plot relevance in a Rescue Rangers movie than Gadget. Let that sink in to understand the level of hack script writing at play here.
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Even bigger middler finger, they actually brought back the actress who voiced Gadget in the cartoon and did the Chimpunk voices at the start of the movie.
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This tweet would have more resonance if Bob was an artist, but he is a critic (and a particularly poor one at that). His sole purpose in life into consume the work of the artist and provide commentary on it, which most people do for free. He is--for all intents--a parasite and utterly superfluous.
If he does, then it would be a blackened and withered husk.
Tress MacNeille did both the chipmunk voices? She only voice Chip on the show and Corey Burton voiced Dale.
I looked on IMDB, and also saw that they cast Eric Bana as Monterrey Jack instead of Peter Cullen or Jim Cummings. Maybe they wanted an actual Australian to voice the character, but Jim is a Disney mainstay being the voice of Winnie the Pooh and Tigger.
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I think in the movie she did the Chimpmunk voices fo that short moment they are doing it.
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What is up with Hollywood and consoomers’ fetish for multiverses lately?
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ALL MY FAVORITE CAPSHIT CHARACTERS! IN ONE MOVIE? OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOM
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The Rescue Rangers movie sounds like a huge insult to any fans of the show who weren't just watching it for furry fap material. Imagine if you were a fan of Star Wars and Disney put out a Star Wars movie where all of the cast members were old, pot-bellied has-beens living in Hollywood, trying to put together a Reunion Special, and Jar Jar was an actual alien that Lucas had hired to work in the movie. But then Jar Jar gets thrown into jail for shoplifting and it's up to the rest of the cast to get him out and the whole thing ends in a courtroom scene where a grizzled Han Solo and a CG abomination resembling the old, deceased Carrie Fisher tell the white police chief of LA that he has to "do better" when it comes to profiling racial minorities. And then everyone claps. And it's all full of meme humor and there's a whole section of the story where the Family Guy cast from the Family Guy Star Wars movies show up and they're shocked to learn that, in our universe, Star Wars was just a movie and not something that really happened. Then Rick and Morty show up from the C-197 Dimension and blow up the entire earth by accident because nothing really matters and the joke's on you for taking any of this shit seriously.
That actually might be better than the Nu Star Wars movies we got, actually. At least the stories in the OT universe would be preserved...
That actually might be better than the Nu Star Wars movies we got, actually. At least the stories in the OT universe would be preserved...
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I have only seen scenes from the new movie and it look…. Off. By off, I Lena it looks like absolute shit. Mixing both 2d and 3D animation is a daring task and it doesn’t work here.
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If Bob's actually USING insulin, instead of like oh I don't know, Metformin, Januvia, or Gliclazide, then spoiler alert, his beetus isn't as well-managed as he thought it was (or would have us believe).
Bob thinks he's an artist because he has a green screen and puts so much effort you guise! into his vidjas (notwithstanding they're not any better quality than they were when Bob started and his jump cuts are still horrible and shit).
Also I saw Brother Alpha admit earlier he's a Vancouverite (BC), that explains, like, A LOT. Vancouver is NDP city and there's almost certainly something in the water.
I mean, I guess either Peter Cullen turned down the role due to prior commitments, or they couldn't afford him.
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I'm gonna be honest. Having seen the film myself. It's a low tier Roger Rabbit esque film with a bit of a basic premise that simply doesn't compete to RR. But I will be lying if I said it's a terrible film as some of the kiwis are saying. It's not great, and it has its moments of being really enjoyable, and chuckle worthy. But overall I found it to be enjoyable for what it is. Not great, or terrible.
I should add the movie is not much a direct adaptation of the show as it is grabbing the show's characters for something else. So on those grounds I'll let them slide as it knew what it wanted to be, and stuck with it till the very end.
Yeah, on those grounds. The animation, and aesthetic was bold enough to try puppetry, 2D, and 3D. With very mixed results. Some things look good, other look like absolute dog shit.
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We know he had a car at one point because he used to hide in it from his family, and after he got fired from Escapist he was constantly fretting about living in it. But now, yeah he probably had to sell it to make rent one month and now has to borrow mommy's when he wants to go out and get a "fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average sized person".
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Dopamine combo-hit. The consoomer gets his high on pattern recognition, not personal engagement with the storyline, or any of those highfalutin Film Twitter things like acting skills, cinematography, or aesthetics.
Reading the Media subforum and it occured to me that all the Roger Rabbit comparison is misplaced. The film is actually Ready Player One for cartoon fans -- a spot-all-references fest wrapped in the most rudimentary, most brainless plot known to man. This is why Bobby is so crazy about it; I won't be surprised if it ends up in his Top Ten.Bland Crumbs said:
But hasn't Disney done this spot-all-references bullshit in Wreck It Ralph 2?
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As an animation nerd, what you said is not only true, but it makes me upset thinking about it. Animation is a high cost, low profit business, but people like it, so The Rat needs a way to maximize profit while minimizing cost. Animation could be so much more, but it's been dumbed down, reduced to something less, simply so The Rat and squeeze out as much crap as possible to maximize its income. Not that consoomers like Bob care, so long as they have product to consoom.
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He recently said he [still] has a 2014 Toyota. It's parked in front of mommy's house in the google street images.
Bob can't fathom the concept of people having multiple cars. I mean, he's all about Science and Progress, and Progress is whamen working outside the home yes? If both partners are working, that necessitates TWO cars, especially if children are in the picture. As the children enter driving age, of course some parents will get other cars, often in their names rather than the kids', so we could be talking about at least 3, maybe as many as 5, cars for one household. I'm not sure about Boston's public transportation options but heaven forfend Bobby have to take the bus like the plebs.
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It's the leftist obsession with ending suburbia, at root. They hate lawns, they hate two story houses "taking up space", they hate a family of four having two cars so the wife and husband can do different things.
They'd rather everyone live in the pod in big cities, and be forced to rely on shitty public transport for everything, never mind that this would basically force the truck capacity in cities to double due to the expansion of distribution/delivery services. No one can shop for a family of four with public transport. No inner-city store is equipped for much more than basic provisions because there is no space and the customers are more likely to be younger singles or parents on their way home picking up a loaf of bread and a liter of milk.
The people who don't want such a soulless, rootless, mercantile life live in the suburbs so they can raise kids. They never win though- they either buy newer, expensive cars and get bashed in the skull for being conspicuous consumers or they buy old beaters and get bashed for polluting the environment with an inefficient engine. Those in the city also have no control over education because whatever is closest is what you settle for. The suburbians can choose to wake up a little earlier to get their kids to that beautiful school the next town over rather than the one with shitty teachers grooming kids, but those in the city have no choice but to send their kids to the one that has a window smashed every day.
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When I heard that's' what they were doing, I originally treated it as hearing that there was unsubtitled Spanish in the remake of West Side Story: just another rumor taken way out of context, no way they'd be stupid enough to do that..
Oh my.... they were.... and they've already got their shills ready to shout down the criticism as "you don't get what a brilliant subversion of white cisnormative movie making it is!"
You know, stuff's gone to such shit lately that I daresay the first person to actually make a good movie this decade will be the TRUE subversive of Hollywood....
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Consoomers just eat whatever is in the trough, Hollywood likes multiverses because then they can ignore the consequences of bad writing in their Superhero movies. When DC acquired Charleton comics, Alan Moore had this idea for a murder mystery starring the Charleton comic characters. DC editorial at the time said, "That will kill off important characters, we don't mind you using original characters though." This became Watchmen. Nowadays, I guess they would just say, "Multiverse!"
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