Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bobby thinks conservative media deliberately besmirched Amber Heard because reasons (archive of Vice article)
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I have already posted about this in 2 other places on this forum but to let everyone else know, once again this is Bobby and his ilk playing very stupid at something they started.
https://thefederalist.com/2022/05/0...d-aclu-helped-amber-heard-attack-johnny-depp/
https://archive.ph/VMVLp

In a carefully orchestrated operation, extensive documentation of which I’ve detailed on Substack, we now know from testimony and email evidence that the communications, “development,” “artist engagement,” and legal teams of the ACLU crafted, wrote, lawyered, and placed the salacious 765-word Washington Post “op-ed” that implied Depp was a wife-beater with a 26-word assertion: “two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.”

“The ACLU was a co-conspirator with Ms. Heard,” Depp’s attorney, Ben Chew, said during his arguments on Tuesday. “Of course, Mr. Depp chose not to sue them,” responded Heard’s lawyer, Benjamin Rottenborn. Heard’s and Depp’s PR firms didn’t comment further. The ACLU and Washington Post didn’t return several requests for comment.

‘Amber’s Ad’

Two slips-of-the-tongue during the recorded deposition of ACLU Chief Operating Officer Terence Dougherty shared in court reveal exactly how the ACLU and the Washington Post were complicit in a hit job against Depp.

In the first Freudian slip, 14:30:51 into his deposition, Dougherty explained that emails in Exhibit 41 documented ACLU staffers from its fundraising “development” department discussing “the placement of Amber’s ad…”

He quickly tried to correct himself: “Not ad. Sorry. I mean op-ed.”

No, he said it: “the placement of Amber’s ad.”

That’s what the “op-ed” was: “earned media,” as they call it in the media industry, for the ACLU, Heard, and the release of the Warner Bros. film, “Aquaman.”

Then, in the second slip, at 14:40:35 in his deposition, Dougherty explained how Stacy Sullivan, deputy director of editorial and strategic communications at the ACLU from September 2014 through October 2019, according to her LinkedIn account, emailed Michael Larabee, the Post’s op-ed editor and top boss in the opinions section, then Larabee’s colleagues Michael Duffy and Mark Lasswell when she got an automatic out-of-office reply from Larabee.

In the second slip, Dougherty said about Sullivan: “She reached out to him first about placing the ad” from Heard. This time, he didn’t even correct himself.

Phase 1: Building Credibility

Everyone involved in this situation used Depp’s cachet for private gain. The ACLU used Heard’s relationship with Depp to win “earned media,” which is much more lucrative and trustworthy than a paid advertisement. The Washington Post sold newspapers and got clicks. The ACLU got a donation. Heard earned status as a women’s rights activist.

In my 35 years of professional journalism, the last 20 of them writing op-eds, I have never before witnessed a more explicit example of deception.
 
retardo thinking that a youtube shout out from some another random loser matters its sad as fuck
MatPat runs the game theory YouTube channel, a channel many orders of magnitude bigger than Bob's (Mat himself appeared in Markiplier's latest original project, and Mark is one of the biggest YouTubers out there). This is big for Bob because it's the closest to fame he'll ever get.

But you're right. It is pathetic.
 
The very smart Bobby gives us a list of not-very-smart people.
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Elon Musk is smart because Elon knows how to invest money. Moviebob isn't because it doesn't.



"A gun that identifies as a knife". Hope Bobby likes the taste of fresh tranny blood like we all do,
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But shouldn't it be "a knife that identifies as a gun"? These Advanced Weaponology, like Advanced Biology, sure got my head in a spin.




You don't have to genuflect before anyone... unless you're Moviebob, who genuflects in front of anything and anyone who will comport to Bob's every political whim.



Bobby attempts to psychoanalyze Maher and Chappelle. And this is his case note:
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Chappelle and Maher don't think about how this sh-- gets people killed because this sh-- don't get people killed. If some tranny commits suicide, it is his choice -- and, as we shall see soon, Bobby is a firm believer of "choices have consequences".
Yep. And Moviebob will readily blame troglodytes for detouring the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.



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Who are "us"? If "us" stands for white men then Bobby should be eager for their murder, right?
Ironic, ain't it?



DeSantis wants me to explode with joy (archive of Mother Jones article).
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Good!



Bobby thinks the Buffalo shooter and his ilk should not be helped, but be eliminated.
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Spoken by Moviebob, stupid, obsolete bigot.



Moviebob: "I am better than you."

Reality's immediate response to claiming Bob's better than anyone:
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Since you say that the house needs better tenants, when are you finally moving out, Bob?



Did anyone else have "Genocide Advocacy" on their Moviebob Bingo cards?



Peter Coffin thinks he can "use" Elon Musk.
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So purging bots is now "obsolete and stupid"?
In terms of "obsolete and stupid" versus "intellect and improvement", Moviebob's clearly on one side... and the other side involves intellect and improvement.



Indeed what white man can respect women more than Bob Chipman?
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Sexist Moviebob is sexist.



Modern-day Catholic archbishops are too weak to cast Disspell Undead; they can only deny the ghoul communion.
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Nancy Pelosi? A centrist?
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Citation needed.



Right off the bat I said Bobby is a very smart person. Indeed Bobby is so smart that SNL surely can't make fun of him
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Although I'd say Bobby has earned his right to laugh at someone who only manages to clock in 14h 13m each day on the phone.
What? No mention of Moviebob's infamous "IQ tests for voting" tweet?



Thanks, Bob. I hate it, and I haven't even seen it.


Nick Parrott dispenses with innuendos and hit it right at the G-spot.
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No Bobby, "Starfucks Soy Latte" is not a symbol of elitism, but of douchebaggery.
Every time Moviebob states that "just once, I'd like to be wrong" or "I hate always being right", it's scientific evidence that Bob has the intellectual hard drive capacity of a potato chip.



MatPat runs the game theory YouTube channel, a channel many orders of magnitude bigger than Bob's (Mat himself appeared in Markiplier's latest original project, and Mark is one of the biggest YouTubers out there).
I'm still wondering if signing Moviebob on has affeted the Game Theorists' YouTube channels... and I'm hoping signing Moviebob up has done nothing but sink the Game Theorists' subscription numbers faster than the iceberg sank the HMS Titanic.
 
Blob who is comorbidity incarnate insinuates that people in other states are murdering him because they kept their economies going. Great take Blob.
The EXACT same people who, two years ago, he was claiming were dying off due to their own incredible incompetence..... and "don't matter" and "aren't even real people" are now actively KILLING him from afar with MAGA-vibes or something.

He might just be one of the strongest adherents to the Schrodinger's Opposition fallacy: your ideological opposites are, at once, both terrifyingly violent and master subverters of all political, social and economic institutions.....but also so dumb and weak they can't tie their own shoes and can't handle a knife without impaling themselves.
 
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There are good alternate universe stories. I enjoyed
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when it was on TV. I feel like it's similar to time travel, it needs to be handled carefully.
As useful as alternate universe/time travel is, I tend to think it has disturbing complications when it comes to storytelling.

Say that Marty from Back to the Future changes his past and ends up in a different timeline with more successful parents. What happened to the parents he grew up with? Did Marty just blink out of their lives forever? Did an alternate Marty from another universe find his way into their world? Was Marty's parents' original timeline literally overwritten by Marty's time meddling? Either way, the people Marty ends up with were not the parents he was born to. They're completely different people with different life histories and world views. So are his siblings. Would you be comfortable losing the people you love as long as fate slipped a shinier, better copy of those people into your lives? About the only works I can think of that explored the disturbing implications of alternate timelines/universes adequately was Rick and Morty (which showed the horrific mental impact of Morty accidentally destroying his own timeline and slipping into another timeline where he and Rick had died,) and the movie Primer, which had the time travelling into alternate timelines get so convoluted that one of the characters had to use a "reset" box that they had set up beforehand to fix everything. (And he was still stuck in a universe with alternate timeline copies of himself. Also, he couldn't be entirely sure that the original him wasn't dead, since his version of time travel (possibly) involved the making of clones that degraded with each journey taken through time.

And this is all without considering the disturbing implication that having infinite copies of yourself renders all of you pretty much insignificant. People will counter this by saying that it matters to YOU, but who gives a rip? Objectively speaking, nothing really matters in a multiverse because, via its very nature, everything that could possibly happen, does happen no matter what anyone does or doesn't do. That's why Multiverses are embraced by edgelords and nihilists who think that pointing out that nothing really matters will make them look cool. Never mind that it will completely destroy their ability to tell meaningful stories. (Like what happened in later Rick and Morty seasons when the writers basically gave him an unlimited alternate universe Resurrection machine and godlike powers. Why should I care what happens to the MC when the plot dictates that he can't die or be anything more than slightly inconvenienced? )
 
I'm still wondering if signing Moviebob on has affeted the Game Theorists' YouTube channels... and I'm hoping signing Moviebob up has done nothing but sink the Game Theorists' subscription numbers faster than the iceberg sank the HMS Titanic.
It wouldn't. Bob's a nobody. Even if most people who know him don't like him, there's so few that know him that it couldn't have any major effect on their numbers. Even if they slap him front and center and quote his old Big Pictures, it might provide minimal clickthrough to Bob but I doubt anyone's going to stick around for a vid or two - certainly not long enough to find out precisely how odious he is.

A little thought experiment: Imagine yourself a watcher of these kinds of videos. Now imagine some guy you've never heard of, let's call him Filmrichard. If you watched a Whatever Theorist video and they spent exactly as much time selling Filmrichard as they do Moviebob, would you be inclined to find out who Filmrichard is? Would the cachet of being a Theorist writer tempt you to learn more? I doubt it. I can't imagine you or many others would click through to Filmrichard's channel and from there eventually to Twitter to find out what a massive dick he is.
 
As useful as alternate universe/time travel is, I tend to think it has disturbing complications when it comes to storytelling.

Say that Marty from Back to the Future changes his past and ends up in a different timeline with more successful parents. What happened to the parents he grew up with? Did Marty just blink out of their lives forever? Did an alternate Marty from another universe find his way into their world? Was Marty's parents' original timeline literally overwritten by Marty's time meddling? Either way, the people Marty ends up with were not the parents he was born to. They're completely different people with different life histories and world views. So are his siblings. Would you be comfortable losing the people you love as long as fate slipped a shinier, better copy of those people into your lives? About the only works I can think of that explored the disturbing implications of alternate timelines/universes adequately was Rick and Morty (which showed the horrific mental impact of Morty accidentally destroying his own timeline and slipping into another timeline where he and Rick had died,) and the movie Primer, which had the time travelling into alternate timelines get so convoluted that one of the characters had to use a "reset" box that they had set up beforehand to fix everything. (And he was still stuck in a universe with alternate timeline copies of himself. Also, he couldn't be entirely sure that the original him wasn't dead, since his version of time travel (possibly) involved the making of clones that degraded with each journey taken through time.

And this is all without considering the disturbing implication that having infinite copies of yourself renders all of you pretty much insignificant. People will counter this by saying that it matters to YOU, but who gives a rip? Objectively speaking, nothing really matters in a multiverse because, via its very nature, everything that could possibly happen, does happen no matter what anyone does or doesn't do. That's why Multiverses are embraced by edgelords and nihilists who think that pointing out that nothing really matters will make them look cool. Never mind that it will completely destroy their ability to tell meaningful stories. (Like what happened in later Rick and Morty seasons when the writers basically gave him an unlimited alternate universe Resurrection machine and godlike powers. Why should I care what happens to the MC when the plot dictates that he can't die or be anything more than slightly inconvenienced? )
Multiverses are just the new version of "alien planet" from the old days or "foreign land" in the times before that.

In all speculative fiction stories each of these are boiled down to a very simplistic trope because that's the only way you humans can grasp something. Imagine for a moment a Star Trek where Kirk came across the Klingons only to discover that they were as diverse and varied in their tastes as humans are. Well then the obvious question is why bother making them Klingons in the first place? You may as well save makeup money and just have them be humans. But then humans interacting with humans is just the news. It's not a story.

So every few years you meatbags invent a new reason for "the other" to be homogenous. Way back when the distance to other continents may as well have been the distance to other planets, the stories spoke of far distant cities and nations (and realms) where the people all behaved in a manner necessary to tell the audience something about themselves - or about life. Then as Earth was explored, the stories changed to involve man on a new kind of ship, this time finding new planets filled with a people who were all ___. Now as the universe is mapped more and more, people wonder "what if we went to new universes which were filled with the strange people?" And heck to heighten the contrast, we'll have existing characters appear, only this is the "Protagonist who juggles."

Heck if you really want to get pedantic, you could argue the fae lands, even Trek with the Mirror universe, the multiverse has been done in stories by humans for a long, LONG time.
 
Maybe before saying banning x is un-American you might consider that your side pushed too far over the line too fast and is finally starting to feel the backlash.

It's like offsides in football, or a trip to the hospital after your chainsaw's chain snaps because you pushed it too hard into that tree trunk.
 
Just to push back a little on this author, I just saw Everything Everywhere and it is far, far different from the others. Unlike MCU, Everything's multiverse is used to frame a fun little movie about rolling with the punches and not giving up. MCU's is used to sell products and at this point is no different from a child playing with his toys and saying "AND THEN!". Also Everything's multiverse is contained within it's movie. Evelyn isn't going to show up in some other movie as an Asian goddess. The second she does I'll know that writing is dead and has been replaced with "remember this?" as we slowly creep closer to Idiocracy and it's number one movie Ass.

And I will clap

I will clap when I see it.
 
Just to push back a little on this author, I just saw Everything Everywhere and it is far, far different from the others. Unlike MCU, Everything's multiverse is used to frame a fun little movie about rolling with the punches and not giving up. MCU's is used to sell products and at this point is no different from a child playing with his toys and saying "AND THEN!". Also Everything's multiverse is contained within it's movie. Evelyn isn't going to show up in some other movie as an Asian goddess. The second she does I'll know that writing is dead and has been replaced with "remember this?" as we slowly creep closer to Idiocracy and it's number one movie Ass.

And I will clap

I will clap when I see it.
Yeah, I saw a lot of comments saying this author has a variety of bad opinions, especially related to science fiction. I haven't read any of his other writings so I can't say for sure, but I too disagreed with lumping in Everything etc. with the MCU's memberberry extravaganza.

The former uses the concept to deliver a rebuke of the nihilism prevalent in the modern era, especially among multiverse theory enthusiasts, as well as to set up some truly hilarious scenes. Of course a single movie isn't going to be able to explore literally infinite possibilities, but it did great with what it did show. It was the central conceit of the movie that the entire story was hung on, and you simply couldn't tell that story without it.

The latter is a cynical marketing ploy to sell more product to consoomers by giving them dopamine hits of things they recognize, a natural progression of the MCU's relentless crossover/obscure reference/"epic moment" writing style. Now that they've run out of A- and B-listers to introduce, they not only start scraping the bottom of the barrel (the Eternals? Shang-Chi? Ms. Muslim?), they start throwing in alternate versions of existing characters so they can double-dip on their popularity. It also means easy diversity points (wow, girl Loki!).

The sad part is that their strategy still seems to be working, for now anyway. Consoomers like Bobbo eat up their slop and feel smart when there's something they recognize on screen. The plots get more and more convoluted and intertwined, but apparently that doesn't stop people from watching, even though now you pretty much have to have a Disney+ subscription to follow along with the movies (another cynical marketing ploy). Either consoomers are better at following along with this shit than I gave them credit for, or they merely turn off their brains and enjoy the flashing colors for two hours at a time. And if it's the latter, then what's even the point of writing anymore if people don't care about it in the slightest?

Finally, it doesn't matter how expansive the multiverse may be, Bob will always be a fat, angry sack of shit. That has to be a constant across all universes.
 
Yeah, I saw a lot of comments saying this author has a variety of bad opinions, especially related to science fiction. I haven't read any of his other writings so I can't say for sure, but I too disagreed with lumping in Everything etc. with the MCU's memberberry extravaganza.

The former uses the concept to deliver a rebuke of the nihilism prevalent in the modern era, especially among multiverse theory enthusiasts, as well as to set up some truly hilarious scenes. Of course a single movie isn't going to be able to explore literally infinite possibilities, but it did great with what it did show. It was the central conceit of the movie that the entire story was hung on, and you simply couldn't tell that story without it.

The latter is a cynical marketing ploy to sell more product to consoomers by giving them dopamine hits of things they recognize, a natural progression of the MCU's relentless crossover/obscure reference/"epic moment" writing style. Now that they've run out of A- and B-listers to introduce, they not only start scraping the bottom of the barrel (the Eternals? Shang-Chi? Ms. Muslim?), they start throwing in alternate versions of existing characters so they can double-dip on their popularity. It also means easy diversity points (wow, girl Loki!).

The sad part is that their strategy still seems to be working, for now anyway. Consoomers like Bobbo eat up their slop and feel smart when there's something they recognize on screen. The plots get more and more convoluted and intertwined, but apparently that doesn't stop people from watching, even though now you pretty much have to have a Disney+ subscription to follow along with the movies (another cynical marketing ploy). Either consoomers are better at following along with this shit than I gave them credit for, or they merely turn off their brains and enjoy the flashing colors for two hours at a time. And if it's the latter, then what's even the point of writing anymore if people don't care about it in the slightest?

Finally, it doesn't matter how expansive the multiverse may be, Bob will always be a fat, angry sack of shit. That has to be a constant across all universes.
This will be quite a fascinating thing to reflect on in the years to come. How bizarre will it be when looking at an era where producers could throw a million IP's on screen in retarded crossover movies and make billions off of shit eating morons. Hollywood's business isn't nearly as interesting as the reactions they receive. I also wouldn't consider these people film viewers, as they are pop culture enthusiasts.
 
The EXACT same people who, two years ago, he was claiming were dying off due to their own incredible incompetence..... and "don't matter" and "aren't even real people" are now actively KILLING him from afar with MAGA-vibes or something.

He might just be one of the strongest adherents to the Schrodinger's Opposition fallacy: your ideological opposites are, at once, both terrifyingly violent and master subverters of all political, social and economic institutions.....but also so dumb and weak they can't tie their own shoes and can't handle a knife without impaling themselves.
MovieBob thinks all the tens of millions of right wingers are exactly alike. Pretty shallow of him.
 
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The very smart Bobby gives us a list of not-very-smart people.
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"A gun that identifies as a knife". Hope Bobby likes the taste of fresh tranny blood like we all do,
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But shouldn't it be "a knife that identifies as a gun"? These Advanced Weaponology, like Advanced Biology, sure got my head in a spin.

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And by your logic this makes him a celebrity, you silly chap.

Bill Maher:
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To Bobby and his Angels, any questions poised at the LGBTPPPPPP boils down to "ew gross" -- as if there is any thing wrong thinking gays and trannies are gross.
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If Brother Alpha wants to draw analogy between childhood "transsexualism" and left-handedness, he should at least have the decency to demonstrate that there are more left-handed people in California than in Ohio.

Bobby attempts to psychoanalyze Maher and Chappelle. And this is his case note:
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Chappelle and Maher don't think about how this sh-- gets people killed because this sh-- don't get people killed. If some tranny commits suicide, it is his choice -- and, as we shall see soon, Bobby is a firm believer of "choices have consequences".

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Who are "us"? If "us" stands for white men then Bobby should be eager for their murder, right?

DeSantis wants me to explode with joy (archive of Mother Jones article).
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And suddenly liberals woke up to the fact that banning books is "unAmerican".
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Crossover with Anthony Reed II, a felon who changed his name to prevent people discovering his his drug charges.
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Fat men watch capeshit
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Trannies, trannies cry.


Bobby thinks the Buffalo shooter and his ilk should not be helped, but be eliminated.
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Bobby admits that "dumb yt guys" are not immiserated or disenfranchised -- but doesn't that mean he is not the murder target of Marsha Blackburn?
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Still, you have to agree that Americans are very badly served regarding dental care:
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Bobby explains how bad ideas take roots inside his skull:
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Convoy:
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Communist Party USA, if you care about this sort of thing.
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"Good Communism" never gives a fuck about civil rights or your precious racial identities. I sure hope the Communist Part of China buys up all the supposed injun land and build their own casinos there.

Bobby thinks lefties like Fox G. Green and InfraHaz are trying to "wokewash the White Man's Burden", whatever that means.
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Peter Coffin thinks he can "use" Elon Musk.
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So purging bots is now "obsolete and stupid"?

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So the source of Musk's wealth isn't electric cars, or indeed the blood of emerald miners, but the cult of personality.
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More Peter Coffin.
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Indeed what white man can respect women more than Bob Chipman?
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That Nina whatshername who rules Biden's Ministry of Truth is getting her reasoning in a twist, as Caleb Maupin points out.
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Modern-day Catholic archbishops are too weak to cast Disspell Undead; they can only deny the ghoul communion.
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Christians are so evil that they give dead injun kids proper burials.
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I don't like real-estate speculators either and this "private lending game" sounds dodgy as fuck,

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Right off the bat I said Bobby is a very smart person. Indeed Bobby is so smart that SNL surely can't make fun of him
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Although I'd say Bobby has earned his right to laugh at someone who only manages to clock in 14h 13m each day on the phone.
What the everloving fuck? NO, the Bible was NOT written by "a colonised people", and it was sure as fuck NOT as a critique of their "colonizers". Tell me you don't understand The Bible, without telling me you don't understand The Bible.

Sure, the Hebrews were slaves in Egypt (not colonised), and then shit happened until the Romans took over (actually colonised), but it was NEVER about the Romans. Not like that dumbass John Vinals imagines. It wasn't even about the Egyptians, ffs.

Also I think Bob's worried he's losing (fake bot) followers who are actually not a persons.
One of Bobby's cronies got his Masters degree.
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Bobby agrees with me: only unreceptive people can mistake Chip 'n Dale as Roger Rabbit.
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Bobby cannot get over Toothy Sonic.
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In the Brave New Age of cinema, the soul of any talented, aspiring young film maker will immediately be suck up and spat out by MCU:
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Joss Whedon is the retarded head of the hydra. He probably flashes his cock randomly too.
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James Gunn was not mentioned!!!! SO UNFAIR!!!!!


Bobby thinks conservative media deliberately besmirched Amber Heard because reasons (archive of Vice article)
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Nick Parrott dispenses with innuendos and hit it right at the G-spot.
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No Bobby, "Starfucks Soy Latte" is not a symbol of elitism, but of douchebaggery.

Actor Jon Voigt laments how life has turned upside down, how people lost their loved ones, were kept apart, and lost their hope and faith, although he is hopeful that God will lead us out of this dark time.
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This might be the the kind of movies she will star in:
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Bobby feels old. He has seen bad fashion and lives to tell the tale.
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Bobby and Luke discuss the popularity of "new music" -- or are they?
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Bobby has some housekeeping tips for Luke:
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If your fitted sheet won't stay on the fucking bed:
1. Get new fitted sheet, the elastic on the old one is fucked
2. Get the CORRECT SIZE fitted sheet; you got the wrong size
3. TUCK THAT SHIT IN PROPERLY UNDER THE MATTRESS OMG NOOB
Great, Ellie and Bob are the same kind of exceptional that they can't figure that shit out (at least not without a 'cheat code' for bob anyway). I have literally NEVER had this problem, and I've had several different kinds of mattresses (also I'm not exactly slim either so you can't blame BUT FAT).
The EXACT same people who, two years ago, he was claiming were dying off due to their own incredible incompetence..... and "don't matter" and "aren't even real people" are now actively KILLING him from afar with MAGA-vibes or something.

He might just be one of the strongest adherents to the Schrodinger's Opposition fallacy: your ideological opposites are, at once, both terrifyingly violent and master subverters of all political, social and economic institutions.....but also so dumb and weak they can't tie their own shoes and can't handle a knife without impaling themselves.
this is like the thing where Bob and his senpais make fun of conspiracy theorists with "THE ENEMY IS BOTH STRONG AND WEAK", except this time Bob and his hangers-on are the idiots believing this very concept.

Shaved the mane and is doing something outside.

You're not very good, Chris, but you're definitely the better brother.
hell, he even got to be "Movie Director" before Bob.
 
Bobby cannot stop ignoring randos.
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It is so easy to wind Bobby up that you almost feel sorry when people do it.
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Brother Alpha wants Bobby on FBI's list:
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This "William Friedkin Truths" has a fairly long feud with Bobby.
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2016 never ended (Archive of NYT article).
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Kandiss Taylor, governor candidate for Georgia, want people to pray the treasonous people who hold government positions away.
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The liberal press are determined to make Taylor's slogan a joke. Bobby joins the chorus.
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Stupid forced meme. Bobby's manna.

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The based Hungarian is Zsolt Bayer.

Bobby is jealous of some dude for his armpiece and crotchpiece.
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I won't comment on whether these two look "necessary" or not; I just know that CRT and groomer teachers are not just unnecessary, they should not even exist.

A poor United Airlines ground staff, a MovieBob lookalike, provoked a feral animal and got more than he bargained for.
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When you need to learn history and politics, you watch ugly Tiktok whores.
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Dave Chappelle punched all the right spots.
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Amanda Jetté Knox, children groomer.
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Fedora:
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Still Christian Today describes the sex scandal in the Southern Baptists as an "apocalypse". To Bobby, religion is a fandom, only much worse.
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John Vinals is probably right, but I suspect Disney is more interested in opening schools that coach 3-year-olds to be prostitutes.

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Director James Gray criticizes the balance-sheet directive of moviemaking. He thinks studios that keep making safe crowdpleasers will alienate a large part of the movie audience, and eventually eliminate the cultural value of movies.
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Bobby thinks Gray is out of touch.
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Black Panther is actually from Mesoamerica, darn those silly white people can't get anything right!
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More Chip 'n Dale.
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"Bible Cinematic Universe"
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I bet she has Monkeypox.

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Bobby has an in-box to clear.
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You mean this is from a TV show? I thought it was a cell-phone game!

When Il Fashionisto speaks, you listen.
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Good sign that Brother Alpha has no job.

We don't know how much time does Bobby still have on obsolete Earth, but his spirit will live on.
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"Kiddo, next time you hold a block party, order 7 servings of McNuggets but ask for 50 packets of sauce. Those sauce are like crack to bitches."
 
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