Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

Bobby cannot stop ignoring randos.
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It is so easy to wind Bobby up that you almost feel sorry when people do it.
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Brother Alpha wants Bobby on FBI's list:
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This "William Friedkin Truths" has a fairly long feud with Bobby.
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2016 never ended (Archive of NYT article).
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Kandiss Taylor, governor candidate for Georgia, want people to pray the treasonous people who hold government positions away.
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The liberal press are determined to make Taylor's slogan a joke. Bobby joins the chorus.
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Stupid forced meme. Bobby's manna.

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The based Hungarian is Zsolt Bayer.

Bobby is jealous of some dude for his armpiece and crotchpiece.
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I won't comment on whether these two look "necessary" or not; I just know that CRT and groomer teachers are not just unnecessary, they should not even exist.

A poor United Airlines ground staff, a MovieBob lookalike, provoked a feral animal and got more than he bargained for.
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When you need to learn history and politics, you watch ugly Tiktok whores.
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Dave Chappelle punched all the right spots.
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Amanda Jetté Knox, children groomer.
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Fedora:
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Still Christian Today describes the sex scandal in the Southern Baptists as an "apocalypse". To Bobby, religion is a fandom, only much worse.
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John Vinals is probably right, but I suspect Disney is more interested in opening schools that coach 3-year-olds to be prostitutes.

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Director James Gray criticizes the balance-sheet directive of moviemaking. He thinks studios that keep making safe crowdpleasers will alienate a large part of the movie audience, and eventually eliminate the cultural value of movies.
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Bobby thinks Gray is out of touch.
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Black Panther is actually from Mesoamerica, darn those silly white people can't get anything right!
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More Chip 'n Dale.
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"Bible Cinematic Universe"
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I bet she has Monkeypox.

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Bobby has an in-box to clear.
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You mean this is from a TV show? I thought it was a cell-phone game!

When Il Fashionisto speaks, you listen.
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Good sign that Brother Alpha has no job.

We don't know how much time does Bobby still have on obsolete Earth, but his spirit will live on.
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"Kiddo, next time you hold a block party, order 7 servings of McNuggets but ask for 50 packets of sauce. Those sauce are like crack to bitches."

I like that someone talking about Social Contagion just tries to dismiss it as fear mongering when it's a documented psychological phenomena. And its not just gender special bullshit. It can be pretty much anything. For example, suicide.

There was a documentary that used to be on Netflix (I don't know if it still is or not) called Bridgend, where the eponymous Irish town suddenly saw this statistically insane rise in suicides, from virtually none to some dozen, and a big part of it was (likely) social contagion. There is literally nothing suggesting trooning out is any different, but quite a bit that would indicate its the same.

 

[The tired cat]

Dave Chappelle punched all the right spots.
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Well for one I'd love to hear more context for these jokes, because it seems the tumbrl monkey cheery picked those (also, now I wanna listen to that Ukraine/'Nam joke) and secondly...my fucking God, this post is so pearl-clutching bullshit that if you replaced trans/gay/Chinese with like "Muh Gawd and Muh Jesus!" it would be like reading a bible humper crying. Then again, the irony if say Dave made jokes about Christianity or whatever, these numbnuts would be laughing their dicks and manginas off, but dare make jokes about them and they scream "MUUH FEEE FEEE!!!!"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby cannot stop ignoring randos.
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It is so easy to wind Bobby up that you almost feel sorry when people do it.
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Brother Alpha wants Bobby on FBI's list:
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This "William Friedkin Truths" has a fairly long feud with Bobby.
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2016 never ended (Archive of NYT article).
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Kandiss Taylor, governor candidate for Georgia, want people to pray the treasonous people who hold government positions away.
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The liberal press are determined to make Taylor's slogan a joke. Bobby joins the chorus.
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Stupid forced meme. Bobby's manna.

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The based Hungarian is Zsolt Bayer.

Bobby is jealous of some dude for his armpiece and crotchpiece.
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I won't comment on whether these two look "necessary" or not; I just know that CRT and groomer teachers are not just unnecessary, they should not even exist.

A poor United Airlines ground staff, a MovieBob lookalike, provoked a feral animal and got more than he bargained for.
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When you need to learn history and politics, you watch ugly Tiktok whores.
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Dave Chappelle punched all the right spots.
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Amanda Jetté Knox, children groomer.
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Fedora:
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Still Christian Today describes the sex scandal in the Southern Baptists as an "apocalypse". To Bobby, religion is a fandom, only much worse.
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John Vinals is probably right, but I suspect Disney is more interested in opening schools that coach 3-year-olds to be prostitutes.

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Director James Gray criticizes the balance-sheet directive of moviemaking. He thinks studios that keep making safe crowdpleasers will alienate a large part of the movie audience, and eventually eliminate the cultural value of movies.
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Bobby thinks Gray is out of touch.
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Black Panther is actually from Mesoamerica, darn those silly white people can't get anything right!
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More Chip 'n Dale.
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"Bible Cinematic Universe"
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I bet she has Monkeypox.

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Bobby has an in-box to clear.
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You mean this is from a TV show? I thought it was a cell-phone game!

When Il Fashionisto speaks, you listen.
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Good sign that Brother Alpha has no job.

We don't know how much time does Bobby still have on obsolete Earth, but his spirit will live on.
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"Kiddo, next time you hold a block party, order 7 servings of McNuggets but ask for 50 packets of sauce. Those sauce are like crack to bitches."

FFS BOB DID YOU EVEN READ ARCHIE COMICS IT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE NOT A FUCKING THREESOME.

Also bob was clearly not spanked enough as a kid, as also this two-year-old wasn't, because if I pulled shit like this at two my ass would be sore INSTANTLY. Geez good thing Bob doesn't have kids, he'd be a terrible parent.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

FFS BOB DID YOU EVEN READ ARCHIE COMICS IT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE NOT A FUCKING THREESOME.

Also bob was clearly not spanked enough as a kid, as also this two-year-old wasn't, because if I pulled shit like this at two my ass would be sore INSTANTLY. Geez good thing Bob doesn't have kids, he'd be a terrible parent.

I have to image if Bob was a parent and his kid was a teenager, an argument between them would go something like this:
"You live in my house so you will follow my rules! You will watch MCU films and like them."
"No dad, I don't want to watch that shit! I want to watch Hitchcock or Kubrick movies!"
"That's it; you will go to your room without an average sized meal for dinner!"
"Good! I want to eat actual food."

 

[dzonatan]

FFS BOB DID YOU EVEN READ ARCHIE COMICS IT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE NOT A FUCKING THREESOME.

Also bob was clearly not spanked enough as a kid, as also this two-year-old wasn't, because if I pulled shit like this at two my ass would be sore INSTANTLY. Geez good thing Bob doesn't have kids, he'd be a terrible parent.

Yeah... no.

2 year olds barely finish on sucking their mum tits and are learning how to not shit their pants.
They can hardly figure out what is right from wrong, much less value of money.

The one who needs their ass sore is one of the parents who left an internet device with attached credit card next to a toddler.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Brother Alpha wants Bobby on FBI's list:

He posted the manifesto 30 minutes before he went on his shooting spree. Much like Coldsteel Cruz he made threats in his high school that no one did anything about. But what is burgeoning Bob white knight is actually concerned about? The fact that he posted racist and sexist stuff. Stellar.

Still Christian Today describes the sex scandal in the Southern Baptists as an "apocalypse". To Bobby, religion is a fandom, only much worse.

John Vinals is probably right, but I suspect Disney is more interested in opening schools that coach 3-year-olds to be prostitutes.

https://archive.ph/ZMint

That's going in my cringe folder.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

A video about monorails being inefficient, something that Bob should look at before he goes of on his “Superior Future”:

 

[BubbleButt]

A video about monorails being inefficient, something that Bob should look at before he goes of on his “Superior Future”:

Bob Gurr knows his shit.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby is jealous of some dude for his armpiece and crotchpiece.

I won't comment on whether these two look "necessary" or not; I just know that CRT and groomer teachers are not just unnecessary, they should not even exist.

Really, if it comes down to literal Nazis and CRT proponents it's just racists vs racists. I don't think Bob realizes that few normies faced with that choice are going to side with the side that is both racist against them AND wants to troon out their kids.

Name's good but should really be applied to a needlessly "badass" revamp of an existing character, not just some uninspired blend. I would have gone with... "Unorigin-El, the Dark Trite", or something.

But if it's just fanart and not concept art for something it's ALL just needlessly harsh, it's certainly not the worst thing I've ever seen, nor the most derivative thing I've ever enjoyed. Hell, that (first) drawing of Optimus Prime as a Green Lantern got a nerdy chuckle out of me.

FFS BOB DID YOU EVEN READ ARCHIE COMICS IT'S A LOVE TRIANGLE NOT A FUCKING THREESOME.

I get the feeling the only things he's seen recently with Betty and Veronica either start with "This Ain't" or end with "An Axel Braun Parody".

 

[JayHarrison]

It is so easy to wind Bobby up that you almost feel sorry when people do it.
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And yet, of all the hundreds of times I've reported Moviebob (all of which justified), the Twitter admins are still spinning their wheels.

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If Moviebob could "monetize the people to hate Bob", I don't think Bob would make much money.

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This "William Friedkin Truths" has a fairly long feud with Bobby.
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Don't compare Moviebob to Peter Griffin. As much as I hate them both, I'd rather have a beer with Peter.

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2016 never ended (Archive of NYT article).

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Fuck off--and fuck you, Bob--with this "people who actually count" bullshit! Everyone counts, whether you like it or not, you despotic demogogue!

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Kandiss Taylor, governor candidate for Georgia, want people to pray the treasonous people who hold government positions away.
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Example number "who knows?" explaining why I refer to Moviebob as an sentient entity and not as a viable human.

The liberal press are determined to make Taylor's slogan a joke. Bobby joins the chorus.
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Stupid forced meme. Bobby's manna.

Come to think of it, "Jesus guns babies" sounds like something Moviebob would approve of, simply because it means that Jesus supports eugenics. (I just punched my one-way ticket to Hell with that comment, didn't I?)

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Bobby is jealous of some dude for his armpiece and crotchpiece.
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I won't comment on whether these two look "necessary" or not; I just know that CRT and groomer teachers are not just unnecessary, they should not even exist.

Same could be said of Moviebob due to Bob's total lack of beneficial contributions to society.

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When you need to learn history and politics, you watch ugly Tiktok whores.
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Being on "the right side" of anything is an experience Moviebob has rarely, if ever, enjoyed.

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Dave Chappelle punched all the right spots.

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Chappelle 1, Moviebob -∞.

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Dafuq?

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Fedora:
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"Evolve beyond superstition"? You first, Bob.

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Moviebob has some rather... unsavory choices in people it's willing to genuflect before (James Gunn, Roman Polansky, Führer Hillary...).

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We don't know how much time does Bobby still have on obsolete Earth, but his spirit will live on.
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"Kiddo, next time you hold a block party, order 7 servings of McNuggets but ask for 50 packets of sauce. Those sauce are like crack to bitches."

31 McHamburgers? Sounds like it's quadruble the size of the $3,500 McMeal Moviebob says is only big enough for one person.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Woman giving the Chappelle breakdown.

Chappelle comes on stage and she was scared & she wanted to throw up after he was done. Oh and her sister had a breakdown afterwards.

Sees a black man and gets scared then wants to throw up after he gets done talking. Well clearly this bitch and her sister are racist.

 

[The tired cat]

Woman giving the Chappelle breakdown.

Chappelle comes on stage and she was scared & she wanted to throw up after he was done. Oh and her sister had a breakdown afterwards.

Sees a black man and gets scared then wants to throw up after he gets done talking. Well clearly this bitch and her sister are racist.

Nah friendo. Chappelle is the wrong type of black man, he doesnt submit to his whitemasters...I mean, Democrats and progressives, who clearly understand more than this dark skinned savage. Which means, you can insult without the worry of being called racist

 

[Positron]

Elizabeth Bruenig noticed Bobby!!!!


Everything that happened since 2015 has made Bobby dumber.


A rift appears between Trump and Pence (archive of NYT article).

If entire of them wins, America will be great again.


I wish Trumpism were Maoism. It would have served America much if dangerhairs and trannies were ordered to cultivate bad lands and build The Wall.

Beijing-Taiwan tension reminds Bobby of student loans.

Archive of WP swill.






You can see this document looks absolutely authentic. What is that shit at the right margin?



Fox G. Green:


InfraHaz:




This is "Nikole" (she/her , Pans, Demi , Autistic)


If you don't want more MovieBobs in this world, make sure your kids aren't bullies, and make sure you choose a "diverse" (read: non-white) neighborhood for your pride and joy.

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"Smol beanification of 40 year old male comedians". WTF does that mean? And is there such a thing as an "authentic persona"?

How can Bobby ever be LONELY when bored mothers are lining to experience his "boudoir prowess"?



Star Wars:




Il Fashionisto isn't all that familiar with fashion after all.


Alexander McQueen did that better 20 years ago.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah... no.

2 year olds barely finish on sucking their mum tits and are learning how to not shit their pants.
They can hardly figure out what is right from wrong, much less value of money.

The one who needs their ass sore is one of the parents who left an internet device with attached credit card next to a toddler.

well i mean, I sure as shit wouldn't have done it again, that's for sure. For some reason I seem to have memories from when I was around 2. (it HAD to be, it was in the summer, but before we moved when I was around 3)

But yeah, I don't get this habit of modern parents in the last decade or so giving their baby or toddler their cellphone to play with. It's like, wtf, this is what rattles and shit are for. Babies and toddlers drop things, never mind a 2-year-old somehow being able to read well enough to order an average amount of mc D's for Bob off his mom's phone.

Really, if it comes down to literal Nazis and CRT proponents it's just racists vs racists. I don't think Bob realizes that few normies faced with that choice are going to side with the side that is both racist against them AND wants to troon out their kids.

Name's good but should really be applied to a needlessly "badass" revamp of an existing character, not just some uninspired blend. I would have gone with... "Unorigin-El, the Dark Trite", or something.

But if it's just fanart and not concept art for something it's ALL just needlessly harsh, it's certainly not the worst thing I've ever seen, nor the most derivative thing I've ever enjoyed. Hell, that (first) drawing of Optimus Prime as a Green Lantern got a nerdy chuckle out of me.


I get the feeling the only things he's seen recently with Betty and Veronica either start with "This Ain't" or end with "An Axel Braun Parody".

as someone who actually fucking read a shit-ton of Archie Comics (and still reads them every now and then), I could only facepalm. Does......does Bob think "Threesome" and "Love Triangle" are THE SAME THING?! Does he think a Love Triangle IS a Threesome?! Because it totally fucking isn't.


The particular structure of the Archie Comics love triangle is, Archie Andrews is attracted to spoilt rich b*tch Veronica Lodge, and regular girl-next-door Betty Cooper. Both are smoking hot and Archie can't decide among the two which one he wants. This is played for laughs. There is no evidence that Betty and Veronica are attracted to each other (at least not in the ones I read; wokeness may have changed that since then?) So NO, Bob, it's not, and never has been, A FUCKING THREESOME. Judy Blume Blubber tall tales notwithstanding.
(BTW I didn't read it for the romance, I read it because back in the day it was fucking hilarious - also did anyone else think Mr. Lodge, Veronica's Dad, somewhat resembled Commissioner Gordon from The New Adventures of Batman?)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The particular structure of the Archie Comics love triangle is, Archie Andrews is attracted to spoilt rich b*tch Veronica Lodge, and regular girl-next-door Betty Cooper. Both are smoking hot and Archie can't decide among the two which one he wants. This is played for laughs. There is no evidence that Betty and Veronica are attracted to each other (at least not in the ones I read; wokeness may have changed that since then?) So NO, Bob, it's not, and never has been, A FUCKING THREESOME. Judy Blume Blubber tall tales notwithstanding.
(BTW I didn't read it for the romance, I read it because back in the day it was fucking hilarious - also did anyone else think Mr. Lodge, Veronica's Dad, somewhat resembled Commissioner Gordon from The New Adventures of Batman?)

Curious to see what he thinks of Riverdale, where they turn Archie, Veronica, and Betty into angsty assholes with daddy issues.

 

[glib]

Bob's "they're not powerful, because i'm not" cope is such a crabs in a bucket mentality. I feel like he really wants to bring everyone down to his level because he never tried to do anything new and revolutionary. He makes all of his ideas based on composites of other peoples ideas. Makes sense why he would assume himself to be some kind of development executive that was just never given his shot. But his social skills are so inept, and his social media is so tone-deaf he just doesn't understand that if he actually was a likable person, and took the risk of trying to get involved in the business, he might get somewhere. But he won't because he decided to just stay at home, make stuff on camcorder, and talk shit.

The Black/White thinking of Bob Chipman
>OMG you guys Marvel and Disney and Nintendo are so cool and define the future as something to strive for!
<Damn republicans stopping the future from happening!
>Wow i fucking love science, diversity, and different cultures
<Those damn religious republicans hate it though so i hate them
>But yeah wow remember pop culture from the 90s? it makes me so happy!
<If only those republicans didn't ruin it for everyone
>Big tiddy babes!
<Dumb white misogynists
>Entertainment Good!
<Reality Bad!
>Entertainment Good!
<Reality Bad!
>Think
<Believe
>Think
<Believe
>Drink
<Tweet
>Drink
<Tweet


>Work hard to be authentic
Or you could just be authentic
"Most good", "correct politics" + being difficult to like = Bob is a male "Karen" who wants to speak to the manager of Video Games and Politics.

Bob admits he's miserable. Maybe if you get off your high horse, and improve your life/living conditions/stop being perpetually online you'll be able to attract women and friends.

 

[Flexo]

There is no evidence that Betty and Veronica are attracted to each other (at least not in the ones I read; wokeness may have changed that since then?) So NO, Bob, it's not, and never has been, A FUCKING THREESOME

They will play with that in offshoots like Archie vs Predator 2.

But then that comic literally summoned Satan to save the day so of course the girls went lesbian.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Elizabeth Bruenig noticed Bobby!!!!
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Everything that happened since 2015 has made Bobby dumber.
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A rift appears between Trump and Pence (archive of NYT article).
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If entire of them wins, America will be great again.

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I wish Trumpism were Maoism. It would have served America much if dangerhairs and trannies were ordered to cultivate bad lands and build The Wall.

Beijing-Taiwan tension reminds Bobby of student loans.
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Archive of WP swill.

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You can see this document looks absolutely authentic. What is that shit at the right margin?

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Fox G. Green:
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InfraHaz:
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This is "Nikole" (she/her , Pans, Demi , Autistic)
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If you don't want more MovieBobs in this world, make sure your kids aren't bullies, and make sure you choose a "diverse" (read: non-white) neighborhood for your pride and joy.
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"Smol beanification of 40 year old male comedians". WTF does that mean? And is there such a thing as an "authentic persona"?
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How can Bobby ever be LONELY when bored mothers are lining to experience his "boudoir prowess"?

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Star Wars:
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Il Fashionisto isn't all that familiar with fashion after all.
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Alexander McQueen did that better 20 years ago.

"Who's going to tell her?" Tell her WHAT, Bob? That weed 'mellows you out'? NO, Bob. Not everyone reacts to a drug the same way. Sure, some people do get mellowed out by weed, so it's a stereotype. However, this is NOT true about everybody. I know more than a few people who do NOT get mellowed out by weed. Not even slightly. It certainly doesn't help their depressive downward spirals. Case in point: It certainly hasn't made Bob any LESS angry.

Tell me you don't understand drugs, without telling me you don't understand drugs.

 

[Flexo]

"Who's going to tell her?" Tell her WHAT, Bob? That weed 'mellows you out'? NO, Bob. Not everyone reacts to a drug the same way. Sure, some people do get mellowed out by weed, so it's a stereotype. However, this is NOT true about everybody. I know more than a few people who do NOT get mellowed out by weed. Not even slightly. It certainly doesn't help their depressive downward spirals. Case in point: It certainly hasn't made Bob any LESS angry.

Tell me you don't understand drugs, without telling me you don't understand drugs.

"Who wants to tell" and "they look necessary" are probably the two Bobisms that grind my gears the most.

The latter just because he in no way looks necessary himself. The former because half the time I can't even begin to guess WHAT the hell he's wanting this person told.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Who's going to tell her?" Tell her WHAT, Bob? That weed 'mellows you out'? NO, Bob. Not everyone reacts to a drug the same way. Sure, some people do get mellowed out by weed, so it's a stereotype. However, this is NOT true about everybody. I know more than a few people who do NOT get mellowed out by weed. Not even slightly. It certainly doesn't help their depressive downward spirals. Case in point: It certainly hasn't made Bob any LESS angry.

Tell me you don't understand drugs, without telling me you don't understand drugs.

I don't know much about Elizabeth Breunig, other than that she's somehow both religious and lefty enough to write for the New York Times, but what I glean from Bob's nonsensical exchange is that he was looking for an excuse to savage her over abortion, no matter how tenuously his "joke" might connect the topics to her comment on a clearly unrelated issue.

Here we see a few of Bob's most charming qualities: logical incoherence and seething, vicious, incel fury at attractive women who don't tick his preferred ideological boxes.