Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not only is @leader_mutant correct the dude is a real life giga chad. It will piss Slob off to no end that there is no possable avenue for him to attempt an actual counter burn as Mutant seems like a chap that has his life together and is not only succesful but healthy. I bet Movie Slob cried himself to sleep that night.

He did clap back


Good on him.

tangential update

Amy Bolmer has changed his name and @

Why and when he changed it I don't know or care.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob is the sort of person who would never need to be sent to the Ministry of Love, unless they just felt like torturing him for shits and giggles (not outside the realm of possibility; it's sort of implied they fuck with people there's no need to fuck with).

I figure the idea was that no one was ever safe, no matter how closely they followed Party dictates.

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled. I mean when Lindsay pointed out that he was creepy and weird, she was the one who ended up having to apologize. It's kind of amazing actually, you don't cross the Bob Mob.

 

[Mola Ram]

I figure the idea was that no one was ever safe, no matter how closely they followed Party dictates.

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled. I mean when Lindsay pointed out that he was creepy and weird, she was the one who ended up having to apologize. It's kind of amazing actually, you don't cross the Bob Mob.

Yeah, it's more than "implied," really, and in the real world no one is safe. But what really seems to protect Bob is his total irrelevance. Lindsay only apologized because of her own cancellation, which had nothing to do with Bob. Also, too many of the "wrong sorts" were latching on to her nuking of Bob. Better to just treat him like a messy room and let him stew in his impotence behind a closed door.

Also, the more I think about it the more "mass of imbecile enthusiasms" fits Bob to a T.

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob is the sort of person who would never need to be sent to the Ministry of Love, unless they just felt like torturing him for shits and giggles (not outside the realm of possibility; it's sort of implied they fuck with people there's no need to fuck with). Bob is instead the kind of devoted servomotor who form the great mass of support on which such regimes depend. Observe:



If nothing else is true, that "overpowering smell of sweat" line undoubtedly is.

I figure the idea was that no one was ever safe, no matter how closely they followed Party dictates.

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled. I mean when Lindsay pointed out that he was creepy and weird, she was the one who ended up having to apologize. It's kind of amazing actually, you don't cross the Bob Mob.

The Ministry of Love imitates exactly how it was for most despotic regimes of the early 20th Century. Random people could get plucked off the street after a few moments of deliberation by the local jackboots.

You didn't even need entrapment like the FBI glowies use. If you just happened to know anyone who got swept up before, you'd be a target yourself. If your profession was accused of having too many subversive elements, well sucks to be you. If you stayed behind in the war to fight and didn't evacuate, you were surely aiding the enemy. If your general vicinity is getting the once over, better take you in just to be safe!

Bob occupies an interesting little perch in that he really ought to just be gotten rid of in the online sense, but the headhunters just don't even bother. Perhaps they're just letting him dig his own grave and sparing themselves the effort.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"If the Coach thinks the girl's bush is actually a tree"

OK I admit I laughed way too hard at this. You good sir win an internets.

He did clap back
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Good on him.

tangential update
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Amy Bolmer has changed his name and @
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Why and when he changed it I don't know or care.

Man I can't wait to see this developing situation with I Heart Codeine and Bob. I wonder which continent he's on? EU or AUS? Probably EU. Either way he's spunky enough to just roast Bob over Bob's pathetic attempts at clapping back. Bob blocks this guy in 3...2....1.....

Well it's for certain that one thing that hasn't changed about Amy is that horrific fivehead. Alexa, what are bangs?

I figure the idea was that no one was ever safe, no matter how closely they followed Party dictates.

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled. I mean when Lindsay pointed out that he was creepy and weird, she was the one who ended up having to apologize. It's kind of amazing actually, you don't cross the Bob Mob.

She pretty much had to because otherwise that would validate the "diet Nazis". This was more important to her than Bob being a goddamn creep.

Yeah, it's more than "implied," really, and in the real world no one is safe. But what really seems to protect Bob is his total irrelevance. Lindsay only apologized because of her own cancellation, which had nothing to do with Bob. Also, too many of the "wrong sorts" were latching on to her nuking of Bob. Better to just treat him like a messy room and let him stew in his impotence behind a closed door.

Also, the more I think about it the more "mass of imbecile enthusiasms" fits Bob to a T.

Yeah pretty much this.

 

[Flexo]

I am appalled, yet intrigued.

So first of all, Ewok movie 1 has the baddest mofo this side of any galaxy: lumberjack ewok. Dude does not give a fuck! Even if you are 200 times his size he's going to chop your toes off! If Disney wanted money they give that fuzzball his own series.

Semi seriously, the first movie is kind of interesting to watch as a proto version of phantom menace. Like you can see the seed of every fault and misstep in the prequels in that film.

Movie #2 is a great proto-willow story. Not even irony here or anything, I'm serious. I'm not going to claim it's high art but the film is straight up decent and worth a watch if you enjoy fantasy tales of heroes opposing overwhelming forces. Plus Wilfred Brimley kicking ass.

Also this meme.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

When Blobby or one of his sycophants tell someone to "touch grass" the automatic response should be "I will once Bob touches his toes."

 

[Koby_Fish]

Here's some notable replies in that one thread where Bob was trying to downplay the whole "sucking mouse cock over China deleting the bleks":

 

[JayHarrison]

Greed, grudge, and guns: the three hallmarks of white people.
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Racist Moviebob is racist.

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Bobby inherited the sharpshooter genes from his white great grandma.
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I thought AR15s are what coons use to shoot each other?

I doubt that Moviebob could hit water if it fell off a boat.

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Fuck Joe Biden!

[clap, clap, clap-clap,clap]

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Bobby, meet Billy.
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I hated the idea of Leftists wanting Führer Hillary to slither in to the presidency by circumventing the vote (Pelosi retires; Führer Hillary becomes Secretary of State; Dems remove Trump and Pence from office; all hail Führer Hillary!). I hate the idea here about Donald Trump taking office through similar measures. (I will admit, though, that the idea of having Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris resigning from her post is something I'd like to see, but she's more likely to be replaced by Fauxcahontas than Trump.)

Fox G. Green continues to annoy Bobby with his anti-Superior Future warnings.
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So? Moviebob loses its shit every time states remove mask mandates and vote against Bob's eugenics reich in which abortion is performed on demand.

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Indeed Bobby is sick of the confused murmurs of the Obsolete. Had they only watched Transformers they'd have realized how stupid they are!
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Score a "Self-Decriptive Statement" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, folks! We all know that Moviebob is an easily-manipulated tool. Case in point:

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And we also know that Moviebob (poorly) resembles a human but never quite got there. And if Moviebob asks me for sympathy... well... the only body parts I'd extend to Bob would be limited to one finger on my left hand and one finger on my right hand--yes, those fingers.

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Groomers cannot imagine people having legitimate needs to inspect children's genitals. (Ohio's "Save Women Sports" Act. The page doesn't open for me, but the bill goes by Sub H.B. No.151)
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Begs the question: If you hit Moviebob's genital area with something hard and fast, do Bob's pain receptors trigger any response?

The GOP never forbid kids, even "trans kids", to play sports; the kids just have to join the correct team.

Exactly. E-X actly.

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But there's one thing that the Babylon Bee can proudly boast over Moviebob: The Babylon Bee's jokes tend to be prophetic; Moviebob's "jokes" are always pathetic.

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Eh. I always thought SNK's Mai Shiranui was cuter/sexier than Capcom's Chun-Li.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Following the breakout success of Brick by Brick, Bob is considering publishing his new autobiography: "L + Ratio."

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Following the breakout success of Brick by Brick, Bob is considering publishing his new autobiography: "L + Ratio."

It's a shame that the videos making fun of Bob's books have probably made him never want to write another one. Imagine the levels of insanity we've missed out on because Bob never finished his Nintendo fan fic with the names changed ala 50 Shades?

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Greed, grudge, and guns: the three hallmarks of white people.
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Schrodinger's race strikes again. I wonder if he has a pithy Jewish pun he could throw out?

 

[Mola Ram]

It's a shame that the videos making fun of Bob's books have probably made him never want to write another one. Imagine the levels of insanity we've missed out on because Bob never finished his Nintendo fan fic with the names changed ala 50 Shades?

In Bowser's Dungeon: A Bruised Peach

In Bowser's Dungeon II: A Juicy Peach

In Bowser's Dungeon III: Caressing the Peach Fuzz

 

[JayHarrison]

Following the breakout success of Brick by Brick, Bob is considering publishing his new autobiography: "L + Ratio."

I'm expecting the limited-edition Moviebob Alpha-Bits cereal, which is a box consisting of nothing but Ls.

Speaking of Moviebob and Ls...
ANOTHER MOVIEBOB SELF-OWN!

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From the "Word Doesn't Mean What Moviebob Thinks It Means" Department:

No, Bob. Little Caesar's founder wasn't woke when he offered to pay for Rosa Parks' rent. If LC's found actually was woke, he'd be supporting Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter and other Leftist organizations with American political worldviews grounded in myths, blatant lies, superstitions, and baseless conspiracies (y'know, like Bob's is).

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Ministry of Love imitates exactly how it was for most despotic regimes of the early 20th Century. Random people could get plucked off the street after a few moments of deliberation by the local jackboots.

You didn't even need entrapment like the FBI glowies use. If you just happened to know anyone who got swept up before, you'd be a target yourself. If your profession was accused of having too many subversive elements, well sucks to be you. If you stayed behind in the war to fight and didn't evacuate, you were surely aiding the enemy. If your general vicinity is getting the once over, better take you in just to be safe!

Bob occupies an interesting little perch in that he really ought to just be gotten rid of in the online sense, but the headhunters just don't even bother. Perhaps they're just letting him dig his own grave and sparing themselves the effort.

It didn't help that the jackboots had quotas to fill. Despots are by nature paranoid, seeing enemies everywhere, so the thugs had to fill the quota or be sent to the gulags themselves.

I'm expecting the limited-edition Moviebob Alpha-Bits cereal, which is a box consisting of nothing but Ls.

Speaking of Moviebob and Ls...
ANOTHER MOVIEBOB SELF-OWN!
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Powerlevel, but I was working in a supply chain industry back in 2020 and in the immediate aftermath of the lockdowns being lifted the work was brutal. The only reason we worked six days a week is because it was illegal to make us work seven. And what was Bob doing during those dark days?

Oh yes. Tweeting about how people worried about the supply chain should deliver him pizza, because he's a member of the real working class and is hungry.

 

[BubbleButt]

In Bowser's Dungeon: A Bruised Peach

In Bowser's Dungeon II: A Juicy Peach

In Bowser's Dungeon III: Caressing the Peach Fuzz

Yeah, he'd probably do a rewrite of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books since it would be an easier find and replace job

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

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[Dr J]

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled

He doesn't. He's just not worth the effort. He doesn't have any power or any influence, and is incapable of gaining these things. Most of his e-celeb 'career' has been spent riding the coattails of other, much more popular e-celebs (AVGN, Yahtzee and now GayTheory).

You've got to understand that cancelling people is really all about that dopamine high that comes with taking someone more powerful than you down a peg. Blob is already on the bottom peg. There's nowhere for him to go down. So even though he's an unapologetic fascist and eugenicist, it's just not worth the effort it would take to ruin him.

 

[Mola Ram]

He doesn't. He's just not worth the effort. He doesn't have any power or any influence, and is incapable of gaining these things. Most of his e-celeb 'career' has been spent riding the coattails of other, much more popular e-celebs (AVGN, Yahtzee and now GayTheory).

You've got to understand that cancelling people is really all about that dopamine high that comes with taking someone more powerful than you down a peg. Blob is already on the bottom peg. There's nowhere for him to go down. So even though he's an unapologetic fascist and eugenicist, it's just not worth the effort it would take to ruin him.

Exactly. He can't be ruined, because there's nothing to ruin. The worst you could do is take away his blue check, ban him from Twitter, and/or ban him from YouTube. As reprehensible as he is, he hasn't done anything to merit any of these, with the possible exception of losing his blue check. Frankly, if the Elon buyout goes through, I don't expect that to happen so much as I expect blue checks to become more common again, which might provoke an even more hilarious response than just losing it.

Lindsay had a publishing deal and was working with PBS. Bob has ... a job with MatPat and an unwatchable YouTube channel he works on all by his lonesome. He's not an influencer, or a media critic, or a personality. He's simply a crank with a ginormous fat head.

 

[Dr J]

The worst you could do is take away his blue check, ban him from Twitter, and/or ban him from YouTube

I mean, I personally think getting his Twatter taken away from him would be the best thing that could ever happen to him.

The worst thing you could probably do to him is get his $3000 a month in Patreon donations taken away from him, or cause his donors to see the light and dump him. Of course this will never happen, because his fans know what he is, are possibly more retarded than he is, and it would take the equivalent of a boot to the face to make them see that light. He'd really need to have raped or molested somebody and for it to come out.

Therefore he's safe, because we know he doesn't get out and doesn't rate the opportunity to even be falsely accused of sexual impropriety. His creepiness towards Lindsay is about as far as it goes