Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You can't "cancel" someone's career if they never had one.

That's his ultimate protection: total and utter irrelevancy.
It's the non-lawyer version of "Judgement Proof" - yeah, you could win a civil suit against him, easy, but, you'd never get any money. He doesn't have any nor any assets that can be liquidated to make money.

You could build a comprehensive dossier of every illogical, acerbic and unprofessional thing Bob's done, but at the end of the day, who would you give it to? And why?
 
It's the non-lawyer version of "Judgement Proof" - yeah, you could win a civil suit against him, easy, but, you'd never get any money. He doesn't have any nor any assets that can be liquidated to make money.

You could build a comprehensive dossier of every illogical, acerbic and unprofessional thing Bob's done, but at the end of the day, who would you give it to? And why?

Exactly. He has no influence, no power, and no control over other people. He's the internet equivalent of a homeless lunatic shrieking under a bridge, or, if you want to class it up a little, those insane Black Israelites who preach on street corners about the ten lost tribes of Israel being black. In fact, even those guys have more pull than Bob, because people donate more money to them and I think one of them even went mass shooter a few years ago. Bob isn't just powerless; he's ultimately harmless.

The fact he has one of the biggest threads on the Farms despite being utterly impotent is a testament to how vile and often unintentionally hilarious his tweets are. That's literally all we really talk about in this thread. It's something of a marvel.
 
The fact he has one of the biggest threads on the Farms despite being utterly impotent is a testament to how vile and often unintentionally hilarious his tweets are. That's literally all we really talk about in this thread. It's something of a marvel.
I was thinking about this the other day, and I think its because for all his faults, Bob does maintain relevance by virtue of never being able to shut the fuck up, and he feigns education in so many topics that there's something for everyone to mock.

You into politics or religion? Watch Bob fuck it up and claim moral superiority. Read comics? Be prepared to hear him regurgitate his latest wiki walk. Do you want to relive dumb media personalities talking about gamergate in the year of our Lord 2022? Bob'll make you feel like it never fucking ended.

Something for everyone, Bob's a man of the people.
 
As reprehensible as he is, he hasn't done anything to merit any of these, with the possible exception of losing his blue check. Frankly, if the Elon buyout goes through, I don't expect that to happen so much as I expect blue checks to become more common again, which might provoke an even more hilarious response than just losing it.
The Blue Check System was a good idea horribly implemented. In a perfect world, anyone who someone might want to impersonate should have a blue check and people could then just ignore fake accounts. MovieBob, in that case, would certainly qualify since a lot of people really hate him and might want to prank him. However, the way it ended up is blue checks are handed out as "we have deemed you worthy!" indicators, and that's just awful.

I'd like it if you didn't get banned from twitter for saying forbidden words. That would improve the site immeasurably. However, currently Twitter will easily ban you over forbidden words. That's why MovieBob constantly saying "you are not a person" and "red states should be cleansed of obsolete human filth" is so ridiculous. It's not like Bob would use a forbidden word, the closest he might get is something like slut or whore. (Even then, he tends to say that in a more round about way. ) So, Bob gets to stay on Twitter. I do like the way he shows how absurd Twitter censorship is though. Honestly, he probably censors his swear words because I bet he's been reported for those before. He knows exactly how to game the system and still sound like retarded blue-check Hitler on a daily basis.
 
I was thinking about this the other day, and I think its because for all his faults, Bob does maintain relevance by virtue of never being able to shut the fuck up, and he feigns education in so many topics that there's something for everyone to mock.

You into politics or religion? Watch Bob fuck it up and claim moral superiority. Read comics? Be prepared to hear him regurgitate his latest wiki walk. Do you want to relive dumb media personalities talking about gamergate in the year of our Lord 2022? Bob'll make you feel like it never fucking ended.

Something for everyone, Bob's a man of the people.
Bob manages to be a great educator, but not in the way that he thinks. Instead of learning directly from him, someone will inevitably come along when he says something absolutely moronic and give the correct answer. I've learned quite a lot from Bob's thread, and none of it from Bob himself.

He really is Dunning-Kruger personified, like many cows on the farms. He tries to mask it with the occasional bout of self-deprecation ("I'm not even that smart, everyone else around me is just that dumb :smug:"), but I'm convinced he genuinely believes himself to be an unrecognized genius. That's why you see him give an opinion on literally anything and everything, when he isn't frantically scouring Wikipedia for an obscure factoid that he can use to impress the proles (or so he believes, anyway). He wants to keep up the appearance of being a brilliant Thinker, and he does it in the only way he can: a sheer volume of word vomit.

Bobby is the kind of guy who thinks that more and bigger words means smarter talk, the kind that made fun of Trump for speaking at a "third-grade level," completely unaware that that was why his speech was so effective. If you can't get your point across, then all those words are nothing but meaningless fluff. That pretty much sums up Bob's body of work: meaningless fluff.
 
Bob manages to be a great educator, but not in the way that he thinks. Instead of learning directly from him, someone will inevitably come along when he says something absolutely moronic and give the correct answer. I've learned quite a lot from Bob's thread, and none of it from Bob himself.
As have I, and I've only been an active poster for about twelve months (though, as an admission, I've been lurking this specific KiwiFarms thread for much longer.)

He really is Dunning-Kruger personified [...] He tries to mask it with the occasional bout of self-deprecation [...] but I'm convinced he genuinely believes himself to be an unrecognized genius.
Moviebob is a genius in the same way Wile E. Coyote is a genius--the term "genius" is self-appointed, yet they both are oft outsmarted by their intellectual "lessers".

Bobby is the kind of guy who thinks that more and bigger words means smarter talk, the kind that made fun of Trump for speaking at a "third-grade level," completely unaware that that was why his speech was so effective. If you can't get your point across, then all those words are nothing but meaningless fluff. That pretty much sums up Bob's body of work: meaningless fluff.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Moviebob's entire Twitter feed is composed of nothing more than an idiotic Boston-area film critic spewing sound and fury that represents nothing of value and nothing of merit.
 
Bob manages to be a great educator, but not in the way that he thinks. Instead of learning directly from him, someone will inevitably come along when he says something absolutely moronic and give the correct answer. I've learned quite a lot from Bob's thread, and none of it from Bob himself.

He really is Dunning-Kruger personified, like many cows on the farms. He tries to mask it with the occasional bout of self-deprecation ("I'm not even that smart, everyone else around me is just that dumb :smug:"), but I'm convinced he genuinely believes himself to be an unrecognized genius. That's why you see him give an opinion on literally anything and everything, when he isn't frantically scouring Wikipedia for an obscure factoid that he can use to impress the proles (or so he believes, anyway). He wants to keep up the appearance of being a brilliant Thinker, and he does it in the only way he can: a sheer volume of word vomit.

Bobby is the kind of guy who thinks that more and bigger words means smarter talk, the kind that made fun of Trump for speaking at a "third-grade level," completely unaware that that was why his speech was so effective. If you can't get your point across, then all those words are nothing but meaningless fluff. That pretty much sums up Bob's body of work: meaningless fluff.
I have to wonder where Bob got the idea that he's an intelligent person (He used to brag about it a lot in his early videos) seeing as he was a failure at school and could only get into community college.

My theory is it was a couple of things. First, he got the "If you just straighten up and fly right you could get all As" speech and assumed that he was so smart, it's just that he didn't try hard. Second is the ability to regurgitate facts about things he's interested in, not realizing that everyone can do that. If you're passionate about something, you can easily learn and know everything about it. That's why he knows so much about Mario... from his childhood. And he barely knows anything about the franchise now because he has no interest in it.

To quote Batman: The Animated Series: "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?" The answer is because he's actually a dumb fuck.
 
To circle back around to the 1984 discourse, Bob's torture at the hands of the Ministry of Love would be him being forced to watch DC films and eating healthy.
"The worst thing in the world," said O'Brien, "varies from individual to individual. It may be burial alive, or death by fire, or by drowning, or by impalement, or fifty other deaths. There are cases where it is some quite trivial thing, not even fatal. In your case, Robert, the worst things in the world happen to be a head of lettuce and The Dark Knight Rises."
In looking at Marisa's hair, I think he/she's already won Moviebob as a fan.
I'm going to disagree with you, because Robert isn't smart enough to make that sort of connection. Moviebob, like every other fat loser on the internet, has a mommy fetish, and every time he sees a strong woman, Li'l Robert gets a tad larger as he imagines her dominating him. Back when Trump was first elected, he made some tweets about being restrained by a female Secret Service agent.

He may not say "Step on me mommy," but the thought is there.
 
Bobby is the kind of guy who thinks that more and bigger words means smarter talk, the kind that made fun of Trump for speaking at a "third-grade level," completely unaware that that was why his speech was so effective. If you can't get your point across, then all those words are nothing but meaningless fluff. That pretty much sums up Bob's body of work: meaningless fluff.
Worse than that. It's like he picked up so much from movies about the wise old man speaking in riddles he now feels the need to constantly obfuscate his point in half sentences.

"You know, it's just like that one cowboy gangster movie, only John Voight is played by a cookie monster who has a need for those pokemon pogs they used to give out in the royal burger palace."

It's a shame sierra games went out of business - Bob might have actually done something for his life making up the clues to those old adventure games.
 
I have to wonder where Bob got the idea that he's an intelligent person (He used to brag about it a lot in his early videos) seeing as he was a failure at school and could only get into community college.

My theory is it was a couple of things. First, he got the "If you just straighten up and fly right you could get all As" speech and assumed that he was so smart, it's just that he didn't try hard. Second is the ability to regurgitate facts about things he's interested in, not realizing that everyone can do that. If you're passionate about something, you can easily learn and know everything about it. That's why he knows so much about Mario... from his childhood. And he barely knows anything about the franchise now because he has no interest in it.

To quote Batman: The Animated Series: "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?" The answer is because he's actually a dumb fuck.
Some time back in the 1980’s, a middle school teacher with the best of intentions told the class retard he was a “clever boy” for sucking down an entire juice box without somehow decapitating himself. In a life bereft of meaningful achievements, Bob internalized this as unwarranted self importance, passed it through schlock cinema that praised nerds for being nerds, conflated media addiction with the kind of autism that creates rocket ships, and proceeded to coast on that feeling for three decades. That’s how you get his “dumb = evil, memorizing trivia = smart” bullshit.
He’s a shill for Disney that doesn’t even have the dignity of being paid to be in their PR department, spent the best years of his life arguing on twitter, eating himself into diabetic organ failure with cheap beer and McDonalds, and failing to convince any woman to touch his withered cock.
Bob is fucking hilarious because he’s the only sincere eugenics advocate I know of and is also, himself, the kind of strawman caricature of a useless eater that you’d make up if you wanted to advocate for eugenics.
 
It's the non-lawyer version of "Judgement Proof" - yeah, you could win a civil suit against him, easy, but, you'd never get any money. He doesn't have any nor any assets that can be liquidated to make money.

You could build a comprehensive dossier of every illogical, acerbic and unprofessional thing Bob's done, but at the end of the day, who would you give it to? And why?
and chances are, whoever you gave it to would be say they already knew most of it. Bob is widely mocked the entire internet over, reviled and seen as a creepy weirdo. That's why his channel is dead.
 
I have to wonder where Bob got the idea that he's an intelligent person (He used to brag about it a lot in his early videos)
It is likely something simple, something simple enough for Bobby's solitary neuron to process. It probably goes: I got bullied by Jocks. Nerds get bullied by Jocks. Therefore I'm a nerd. Nerds are smart in movies. Therefore I'm smart.
 
and chances are, whoever you gave it to would be say they already knew most of it. Bob is widely mocked the entire internet over, reviled and seen as a creepy weirdo. That's why his channel is dead.
Another reason why his channel is dead because his video making skills are stuck at when he first started. He keeps making the same videos the same way he did back in 2006.
 
It's the non-lawyer version of "Judgement Proof" - yeah, you could win a civil suit against him, easy, but, you'd never get any money. He doesn't have any nor any assets that can be liquidated to make money.

You could build a comprehensive dossier of every illogical, acerbic and unprofessional thing Bob's done, but at the end of the day, who would you give it to? And why?

Bob is immune to cancelling in the same manner that a homeless drug addict is immune to eviction: He fucked himself over so hard that very little things outside of death and health issues could make his life worse. Guy burned and burns bridges at every chance he gets, he is probably on more company blacklists than almost anyone else short of literal criminals in the business, and he burns down any possible chances by being an unhinged asshole on his public feed, every single day!

The only real fans he's got left are his Short Bus Crew, composed of lovely people such as likeminded assholes and a confirmed rapist, and the few that still are subscribed to his patreon. On a poetic note, Bob can sperg about "The Obsolete" and the like as much as he wants but it won't change the fact that his biggest enemy is nobody but Bob fucking Chipman, the Lardass Retard. He is stuck with an aggressive, narcissistic mindset and manages to be despised by virtually the whole political spectrum as he considers anyone that isn't acceptable by his authoritarian identitarian futurism as subhuman garbage, which puts him on a position where he gets boycotted by both the Right by principle and by the Left once they read his Twitter feed for five minutes and see his insanity on full display!

and chances are, whoever you gave it to would be say they already knew most of it. Bob is widely mocked the entire internet over, reviled and seen as a creepy weirdo. That's why his channel is dead.

The funny thing is, my first run-in with Bob was before I even knew anything about the lovely person he is. I saw a tweet from him by chance and the only thought that crossed my mind was "Wow, this guy is a real asshole!". And that was before the Hot Dog Girl made a clown out of this fat fuck for the World to see, it was around 2015. Guys like Bob are the cream of the crop of assholes, they know how to leave a rancid fucking first impression on people and top it over and over again with their unhinged behaviour. You know who I feel sorry for in the middle of all of this? Chris. Chris is a colossal manbaby, but his sins kind of begin and end there. He is probably one of the few people that ever genuinely liked Bob, he will have to deal with loads of shit once his brother dies and he frankly doesn't deserve this. The worst I've seen from this guy doesn't come close to the least psychotic shit I've seen from Bob!

I have to wonder where Bob got the idea that he's an intelligent person (He used to brag about it a lot in his early videos) seeing as he was a failure at school and could only get into community college.

Intelligence can be a tricky thing to measure, some people are crazy skilled in some areas and struggle deeply in others. Depends on how talented they are in certain areas and how interested they are in the subject. In Bob's case, however, it's pretty clear he is a fucking idiot as there's nothing he's good at, his output in his areas of interest is pathetic, his logical thinking is a joke and his social smarts are nonexistent. He probably either took encouragement from his parents to heart and/or got caught in an ego trap out of his coping mechanism to deal with bullying on his High School years. I've met some guys that were like Bob, and while none reached his level, some came pretty fucking close in their self-satisfaction of their egos!

Odds are the roots of his severe narcissism began at High School, or even his NPD itself considering he never fucking matured out it. And as we know, I'm not talking about his blitzing consumerism but rather about his mentality: He still acts like he is projecting an image of being the cool guy that stands against the bullies, treats them like they deserve to be genocided and has no nuance in his worldview, it's always good guys vs bad guys. Bob can't conceive the idea that his worst enemies are still capable of doing good and his idols can still commit disgusting acts, not to mention his unhinged fantasies about oppressing entire regions of his own country and the World to punish the "obsolete" he viscerally hates!
 
I figure the idea was that no one was ever safe, no matter how closely they followed Party dictates.

In real life, on the other hand, Bob seems to have a lot of protection from being cancelled. I mean when Lindsay pointed out that he was creepy and weird, she was the one who ended up having to apologize. It's kind of amazing actually, you don't cross the Bob Mob.
No one was safe, similar to how it seemed literally anybody could be purged by Stalin, but a state which can purge a million pencil pushers has ten million more behind them ready to fill out the paper work sending their families the death warrants.

Most people are bland, banal, unthinking, show up and rubber stamp their documents, then leave and consume party propaganda, repeat. They are above reproach because they are NPCs in the truest sense of the word, their world is managed and formed by others, they do not understand the king makers and the party politics, they are idealistic but not to the point of having opinions. Winston is dangerous because he possesses curiosity and a modicum of intelligence. He can be either the kind of person to spend hours seeing if a cylinder can go through a square hole out of interest, or someone who creates a popular rebellion just through discovering there are different orders of politics. Someone who thinks, someone who remembers.

Bob is the kind of outer-party member who would happily and unthinkingly praise Disney for having the first black actor ever every two years. 80% of people do not care and do not pay attention, but those 19% who do control the messaging that the 1% of inner-party members at Disney create. Bob will always be safe because he would either be the mindless prole enjoying his porno pubs or a lower level pencil pusher who doesn't get attention. Those who think and don't consume everything at face value are dangerous. They are the ones with audiences, where you can actually gain from attacking them. Bob will always have the advantage of being a bumbling underdog with The_RightTM opinions.
 
Chris is a colossal manbaby, but his sins kind of begin and end there...The worst I've seen from this guy doesn't come close to the least psychotic shit I've seen from Bob!
Chris did help Bobby in trying to get a podcaster fired for making a dramatic reading of Brick By Brick. Even though it was likely Bobby's idea this sure doesn't look good on Chris.
 
"The worst thing in the world," said O'Brien, "varies from individual to individual. It may be burial alive, or death by fire, or by drowning, or by impalement, or fifty other deaths. There are cases where it is some quite trivial thing, not even fatal. In your case, Robert, the worst things in the world happen to be a head of lettuce and The Dark Knight Rises."
O'Brien followed it up with, "So tell me, Bob, do you feel in charge?" and laughed as Bob started screaming.
 
Worse than that. It's like he picked up so much from movies about the wise old man speaking in riddles he now feels the need to constantly obfuscate his point in half sentences.

"You know, it's just like that one cowboy gangster movie, only John Voight is played by a cookie monster who has a need for those pokemon pogs they used to give out in the royal burger palace."

It's a shame sierra games went out of business - Bob might have actually done something for his life making up the clues to those old adventure games.
Bob's entire life is a Sierra game, and he's died thousands of times, seeing a different witty message each time he's failed.
 
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Now I'm just a simple country robot, but I could swear that whites ended up at the top levels of Western civs because... IT WAS ALL WHITES! At the bottom of Western civ (until they built boats)? Whites! It would be like saying all these [systems] were at fault for Orientals being at the top of the Japanese class system. Or blacks at the top of African class systems.

....so what bobby? What is your motherfucking point?

At least when a radfem with an agenda throws buzzwords around she comes across with a message: "Kill all men"; gotcha sister, tell me what you think of universal conscription. When a black ivory tower egghead talks about colonialism it always comes to the same message: "kill honkey"; gotcha Kunta Kinte, tell me how Detroit is doing.

But what is Bobby saying here? "White males are at the top of the system because white males made the system" - Yes, and that's why the system worked, what's your point?

If he says, "Because they exploited the natives" "It was also white men that decided to give them rights, doesn't that count?"

If he says, "Because it was white males at the top" then you say, "It was also white males at the bottom".

Even typing out hypotheticals is tiring because this is, again, college freshman 101 debating. It's tiresome because it's talking for the sake of talking, nothing will be gained and time will be wasted.

Some time back in the 1980’s, a middle school teacher with the best of intentions told the class retard he was a “clever boy” for sucking down an entire juice box without somehow decapitating himself. In a life bereft of meaningful achievements, Bob internalized this as unwarranted self importance, passed it through schlock cinema that praised nerds for being nerds, conflated media addiction with the kind of autism that creates rocket ships, and proceeded to coast on that feeling for three decades. That’s how you get his “dumb = evil, memorizing trivia = smart” bullshit.

I wouldn't really blame school for it. School was easy as fuck if you understood the system, doubly so if you made any effort at all. Thinking you are some sort of mega genius because you're acing your standardizing tests is fucking poison to your mind. Tests are made so that the lowest common denominator can pass. Acing them means you're above the lowest common denominator, so congratulations, you're on the 95 percentile.
It was planting his ass on the couch watching the media talk about how nerds are the good guys against those evil jocks that did the damage. Pa chipman really should have whopped his eldest son's ass more often to cut that stupid mindset in half. Tony Stark doesn't exist, Magneto doesn't exist, Artemis Fowl doesn't exist. It's like a bloody self fulfilling prophecy because now I want to go back in time to bully Bob Chipman while he was in high school.
 
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What's the temperature in Gloucester, Massachusetts? People are in their summer clothes.

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