Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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DeSantis is to clean up the liberal bias in universities, implement stringent review of degree programs, take away the power of university presidents to hire, and subject tenured staff to 5-yearly reviews. He is the man after my heart (Archive of Orlando Sentinel article).
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Oops I think I make a mistake. This is what Bobby really posted.
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It is impossible to mention anything about Florida to Bobby without him thinking about Big Rat.

Drama at Washington Post.
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"I'm looking at an example right now". Does his basement have mirrors?

Luke is afraid to live his life because of social media.
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Good luck sticking together without clawing each other's eyes out!

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It was not the fault of "self described 'Christian fascist'" to protest outside the bar where a drag show was held; it was the fault of groomers for bringing children into that drag show.

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Superior Future suffers a setback in the face of people who refuse to believe, like Bobby does, that ethics is a mere tool
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Lots of Star Wars TV bullshit.
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When people criticize Big Rat fucking up with established lore, Bobby invariable retort is "Ha ha it is all fictional dude grow up and touch grass!"
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Yet lore matter a fucking deal when it comes to showing The Empire is actually a Nixon / Nazi allegory.
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> Disney's spokes-spook warns SW fans for choosing to be racist.
> "No, I don't hear anyone calling anyone racist."

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Someone interviewed Jake Llyod, the actor who played the young Anakin. He was polite but is evidently not thrilled to be asked how being in the movie affected his social life in general and "the ladies" in particular. Bobby is incensed on Llyod's behalf.
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Resident Evil on Netflix.
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The MMO expanded multiverse isn't very well received.
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Creepy lust after Chun-Li.
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DeSantis to clean up the liberal bias in universities, implement stringent review of degree programs, take away the power of university presidents to hire, and subject tenured staff to 5-yearly reviews. He is the man after my heart (Archive of Orlando Sentinel article).
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It is impossible to mention anything about Florida to Bobby without him thinking about Big Rat.

Drama at Washington Post.
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"I'm looking at an example right now". Does his basement have mirrors?

Luke is afraid to live his life because of social media.
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Good luck sticking together without clawing each other's eyes out!

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It was not the fault of "self described 'Christian fascist'" to protest outside the bar where a drag show was held; it was the fault of groomers for bringing children into that drag show.

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Superior Future suffers a setback in the face of people who refuse to believe, like Bobby does, that ethics is a mere tool
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Lots of Star Wars TV bullshit.
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When people criticize Big Rat fucking up with established lore, Bobby invariable retort is "Ha ha it is all fictional dude grow up and touch grass!"
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Yet lore matter a fucking deal when it comes to showing The Empire is actually a Nixon / Nazi allegory.
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> Disney's spokes-spook warns SW fans for choosing to be racist.
> "No, I don't hear anyone calling anyone racist."

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Someone interviewed, Jake Llyod, the actor who played the young Anakin. He was polite but is evidently not thrilled to be asked how being in the movie affected his social life in general and "the ladies" in particular. Bobby is incensed on Llyod's behalf.
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Residential Evil on Netflix.
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The MMO expanded multiverse isn't very well received.
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Creepy lust after Chun-Li.
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Filming has started on Chris's queer horror. Of course Bobby has to be there for the beautiful, beautiful trans.
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Can't insult the mouse. The mouse will be protected by the Blob. The Blob would die for the mouse, because its the only thing he cares for.

Forget the fact that Kenobi looks like the worst Star Wars product since the last Star Wars product.

The OT were some of the first movies I remember watching and falling in love with as a kid. I would love some good Star Wars, but shoveling more and more of it out has yet to fix any of the franchise's glaring issues.

Also, I hate when people will breathlessly defend something, but the second someone derides it, all the sudden it doesn't matter, why are you getting so upset?

Bob's review of The Last Jedi he claimed that not only did no one understand it but him, but the film was a love letter to the fans. Which is kind of like mailing arsenic to your girlfriend. But when some people point out stuff like, Obi Wan implying he had a thing for Padme is kinda fucked, or wow this OC Donut Steel inquisitor killed off a character who shows up in a later show, or that it makes Darth Vader in A New Hope sound like some type of retard not realizing he's already fought Obi Wan after leaving his mentorship, those people are just taking it to seriously and need to touch grass.

Fuck off Bob. I don't think you go outside for any real length of time, I don't believe you have any real hobbies or friends, and Mickey will never love you, no matter how much you slobber on his cock.
 
DeSantis to clean up the liberal bias in universities, implement stringent review of degree programs, take away the power of university presidents to hire, and subject tenured staff to 5-yearly reviews. He is the man after my heart (Archive of Orlando Sentinel article).
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It is impossible to mention anything about Florida to Bobby without him thinking about Big Rat.
The fact that Ron DeSantis is going after tenure in academia is, in all honesty, making him more appealing to me as a candidate for America's highest office.



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"I'm looking at an example right now". Does his basement have mirrors?




On one hand, Matt Walsh states that "it should be illegal to [transition to/from genders] at any age".

On the other hand, AGramuglia suggests that not allowing people to transition to/from genders is tantamount to "genocide".

That's like comparing littering to mass homicide.



Superior Future suffers a setback in the face of people who refuse to believe, like Bobby does, that ethics is a mere tool
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Of course, Moviebob doesn't want tasers on those drones. Bob wants those drones equipped with heavy firepower so that everyone living in the Red Wasteland™ is eradicated.



Except that solar power isn't as green as Moviebob and other idiots think. The materials used in solar power (including batteries and the paneling itself) are non-recyclable at present. For being a Thinker™ who believes in Science™, Moviebob should have done some research on this matter.
 
DeSantis to clean up the liberal bias in universities, implement stringent review of degree programs, take away the power of university presidents to hire, and subject tenured staff to 5-yearly reviews. He is the man after my heart (Archive of Orlando Sentinel article).
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Oops I think I make a mistake. This is what Bobby really posted.
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It is impossible to mention anything about Florida to Bobby without him thinking about Big Rat.

Drama at Washington Post.
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"I'm looking at an example right now". Does his basement have mirrors?

Luke is afraid to live his life because of social media.
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Good luck sticking together without clawing each other's eyes out!

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It was not the fault of "self described 'Christian fascist'" to protest outside the bar where a drag show was held; it was the fault of groomers for bringing children into that drag show.

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Superior Future suffers a setback in the face of people who refuse to believe, like Bobby does, that ethics is a mere tool
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Lots of Star Wars TV bullshit.
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When people criticize Big Rat fucking up with established lore, Bobby invariable retort is "Ha ha it is all fictional dude grow up and touch grass!"
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Yet lore matter a fucking deal when it comes to showing The Empire is actually a Nixon / Nazi allegory.
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> Disney's spokes-spook warns SW fans for choosing to be racist.
> "No, I don't hear anyone calling anyone racist."

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Someone interviewed, Jake Llyod, the actor who played the young Anakin. He was polite but is evidently not thrilled to be asked how being in the movie affected his social life in general and "the ladies" in particular. Bobby is incensed on Llyod's behalf.
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Residential Evil on Netflix.
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The MMO expanded multiverse isn't very well received.
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Creepy lust after Chun-Li.
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Filming has started on Chris's queer horror. Of course our Lothario has to be there to show the beautiful, beautiful trans his "boudoir stamina".
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Oh. So Bob is at least going to be a hanger-on during shooting of The Bludgeoning of the Troons. Guess I shouldn't be surprised. Also noticed he's got Sanpaku Thousand Yard Rooster Stare going in that first picture. How is it Chris can smile like a normal human being but Bob ........doesn't?

Not allowing transitioning (I mean if you're a legal adult, IMO go for it, not my circus, not my monkeys) is Genocide?! HOW?! Because it allegedly causes 41% An Hero-ing? If Bob was a troonphobe he'd call that Natural Selection, not Genocide, as he does with whatever he wants to happen to the MAGAnaise Ghoulen by their own hands/actions.
 
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The funniest thing about Bob pretending RE fans are racist because they don't like Wesker being turned black is that Wesker, ya know, the villain is essentially a nazi wet dream come to life. RE spergs can correct me if I'm wrong, but the subtext was pretty fucking loud, if I remember right.

A blond haired, blue eyed, ubermench that was made so an old white man could inhabit his body and lead the world to the next evolution of humanity. All Ozwald needed was a chaplin stache, and it would've been fucking one to one.

So, I guess cheering that Wesker is black is saying that turning the nazi imagery into one of white erasure is a go- Actually, no, that totally lines up with Blob.
 
The funniest thing about Bob pretending RE fans are racist because they don't like Wesker being turned black is that Wesker, ya know, the villain is essentially a nazi wet dream come to life. RE spergs can correct me if I'm wrong, but the subtext was pretty fucking loud, if I remember right.

A blond haired, blue eyed, ubermench that was made so an old white man could inhabit his body and lead the world to the next evolution of humanity. All Ozwald needed was a chaplin stache, and it would've been fucking one to one.

So, I guess cheering that Wesker is black is saying that turning the nazi imagery into one of white erasure is a go- Actually, no, that totally lines up with Blob.
You arent wrong on what you said, heck Weskers plan in RE5 is ti pretty much use the Uroboros to "terminate the weak", what I find also hilarious is that fat ass and all the idiots who suck him off are just going "OMG!! WACISM GUYZ!!!" When it feels like the studio just hired this actor just to get attention from the fans, heck most people I saw called out ot Wesker being black, but the "What the fuck is this 28 days later/Walking dead shit. Why is it again in the post apocalypse?!" Thats not even getting them calling zombies as "Zeroes"
 
Trans Twitter featuring MovieBob: where disagreeing with medical malpractice on vulnerable people that fails by its own standards is Literal Genocide.

edit: Completely biffed including the obvious punchline: "but continuously ranting about how you want 98% of people on the planet literally exterminated for being 'backwards' for years on end is just healthy jokes."
 
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Can't insult the mouse. The mouse will be protected by the Blob. The Blob would die for the mouse, because its the only thing he cares for.

Forget the fact that Kenobi looks like the worst Star Wars product since the last Star Wars product.

The OT were some of the first movies I remember watching and falling in love with as a kid. I would love some good Star Wars, but shoveling more and more of it out has yet to fix any of the franchise's glaring issues.

Also, I hate when people will breathlessly defend something, but the second someone derides it, all the sudden it doesn't matter, why are you getting so upset?

Bob's review of The Last Jedi he claimed that not only did no one understand it but him, but the film was a love letter to the fans. Which is kind of like mailing arsenic to your girlfriend. But when some people point out stuff like, Obi Wan implying he had a thing for Padme is kinda fucked, or wow this OC Donut Steel inquisitor killed off a character who shows up in a later show, or that it makes Darth Vader in A New Hope sound like some type of retard not realizing he's already fought Obi Wan after leaving his mentorship, those people are just taking it to seriously and need to touch grass.

Fuck off Bob. I don't think you go outside for any real length of time, I don't believe you have any real hobbies or friends, and Mickey will never love you, no matter how much you slobber on his cock.
Don't go looking for consistency when talking about Movie Robert here, whatever stances he has on whatever discussion du jour depends on the battle lines drawn on twitter.

Right now the wrong people with the wrong opinions are saying that Disney star wars is bad, hence Robert has to come and dunk for it all being just Space wizards movies and it doesn't matter, blah blah blah, Robert wins the internet :smug:

And now Robert realy took a liking for this touch grass retort, that he just acts like nothing matters, it is all fictional, touch grass. And while I would agree that getting genuinely upset about Star Wars or any fictional work is silly, to just dismiss some valid points people made about these Disney Star Wars sucking shit as just "it is all made up, nothing really matters", then what is even the point of engaging with said fiction then?

But what I find curious is that on this twitter brain rot that Robert developed, he came down with this weird nihilistic view about the things he is supposed to like.

For all the shit people give him for, I don't think Robert cares about Disney, or Marvel, or Nintendo or anything that ain't the treading talk on twitter and which side are you on.

The irony is, even if Robert is the face of the "consoomer", I don't see him all that engaged with the "product", and he "likes" what he likes for tangential reasons. He likes the idea of liking nintendo, because represents childhood for him, and childhood is pure and good according to Robert.

He likes the Marvel and cape shit because he can larp as Mr. Know it all, "called it" superhero buff, and I have yet to see him say a single thing about a comic book he is currently reading, if he ever does read one.

And Disney? He doesn't care about Disney, he cares that the wrong people talk shit about Disney, and he needs to walk this tight rope, of staning for the Mouse, but acting as if he is not because big corporation bad according to the dogmas that were fed to him.

Even making videos is a forgone thing for Robert. when was the last time he had one of those video essays going on? He likes to "write" for Matpat, because he can puff his chest and act like he had anything to do with the million views on the video.

And I think that is what Robert is about today, flex and dunks on twitter, he lives for it, for the right people to dunk on and likes and re-tweets for the capeshit sperg he spends his time on reddit to copy from. To consoom is of second importance to Robert.
 
Can't insult the mouse. The mouse will be protected by the Blob. The Blob would die for the mouse, because its the only thing he cares for.

Forget the fact that Kenobi looks like the worst Star Wars product since the last Star Wars product.

The OT were some of the first movies I remember watching and falling in love with as a kid. I would love some good Star Wars, but shoveling more and more of it out has yet to fix any of the franchise's glaring issues.

Also, I hate when people will breathlessly defend something, but the second someone derides it, all the sudden it doesn't matter, why are you getting so upset?

Bob's review of The Last Jedi he claimed that not only did no one understand it but him, but the film was a love letter to the fans. Which is kind of like mailing arsenic to your girlfriend. But when some people point out stuff like, Obi Wan implying he had a thing for Padme is kinda fucked, or wow this OC Donut Steel inquisitor killed off a character who shows up in a later show, or that it makes Darth Vader in A New Hope sound like some type of retard not realizing he's already fought Obi Wan after leaving his mentorship, those people are just taking it to seriously and need to touch grass.

Fuck off Bob. I don't think you go outside for any real length of time, I don't believe you have any real hobbies or friends, and Mickey will never love you, no matter how much you slobber on his cock.
Love means caring about someone or something and never daring to criticize is not synonymous with caring. It's the exact opposite. Unconditionally praising something all the time is not love, it's just enabling. People and companies have no reason to get better if they just get showered with "love" all the time. Bob and his ilk are part of a tidal wave of slobbering consoomers that have degraded once great franchises left and right.
 
Oh. So Bob is at least going to be a hanger-on during shooting of The Bludgeoning of the Troons. Guess I shouldn't be surprised. Also noticed he's got Sanpaku Thousand Yard Rooster Stare going in that first picture. How is it Chris can smile like a normal human being but Bob ........doesn't?
Chris is, general spergery and stupidity aside, a fairly normal human being. He's having something of a midlife crisis, which is why he's doing the shit he's doing. Bob has always been a fat, angry loser, and it shows. It's worn Bob down to the point he can't even smile. Compare the number of tweets about The Mayo Ghouls and Trumpsuckers and women he can have to the number of tweets about things he actually likes. His perpetual outrage is destroying his body, "Boston tough" claims aside.

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." -Mark Twain, obsolete mayo ghoul of no importance, unlike Walt Disney
 
The funniest thing about Bob pretending RE fans are racist because they don't like Wesker being turned black is that Wesker, ya know, the villain is essentially a nazi wet dream come to life. RE spergs can correct me if I'm wrong, but the subtext was pretty fucking loud, if I remember right.

A blond haired, blue eyed, ubermench that was made so an old white man could inhabit his body and lead the world to the next evolution of humanity. All Ozwald needed was a chaplin stache, and it would've been fucking one to one.

So, I guess cheering that Wesker is black is saying that turning the nazi imagery into one of white erasure is a go- Actually, no, that totally lines up with Blob.
Of all the times Bob called something racist, this is one of the biggest instances of projection I've ever seen. OF COURSE people are going to object to a white character being turned black, when THE WHITE CHARACTER IS A huWHITE SUPREMACIST. I mean sure, Bob thinks there are internally racist bleks who turn their backs on the fellow PeeOhCees. Just look how he speaks of Thomas Sowell or anyone else who dares to be Republican/Not-Left-Wing While Black.
 
OK, Bob commenting on the fighting like he's some kinda fucking expert, man, does Bob even know what 'Sweep the Leg' is? I mean he SHOULD, after all he shoulda seen Karate Kid movies like the rest of us. Guy In White Shirt's stance and entire positioning during attack are all very exploitable.

Let's take this bit-by-bit:
The opening is instantly visible in the first shot:
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This stance is already exploitable, and Bob is an idiot for not seeing it. Other Guy just needs to duck down, grab leg, PULL. White Shirt Guy go down HARD.

See where guy in white shirt has his leg up there?
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If Other Guy had HALF a brain, he'd GRAB that leg and use it as leverage. Either by pushing it back, or lifting it higher, so that Guy In White Shirt falls on his goddamn ASS.

Now that Other Guy is on the ground:
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we see two openings here for taking out the knee/ankle. (EDIT: ALSO HOLY SHIT WHITE SHIRT GUY FIGHTING BAREFOOT OTHER GUY HAS SHOES WHY OTHER DUDE NOT STOMP ON HIS BARE FEET?!)

SO yeah, they both suck at fighting, White Shirt Guy seemed to have an advantage because the other dude was way too brainless to capitalize on the openings. And Bob's brainless too. But then of course, probably so were the imaginary dudes sitting on imaginary bar stools in imaginary bars where Bob allegedly kicked a stool out from under someone so their head hit the bar counter or whatever that Bob allegedly had bar fights with.
LOL imagine getting your ass kicked by some fat kid doing ATA Taekwondo
I wanna see Bob have a fight in RL. Would love to see the guy who claimed to max 300 on the bench or whatever fight a Nigga.
I'd step in the ring with him, but I'm at best a light heavyweight, and Bob is in the "Butterbean Cubed" weight class.
 
The funniest thing about Bob pretending RE fans are racist because they don't like Wesker being turned black is that Wesker, ya know, the villain is essentially a nazi wet dream come to life. RE spergs can correct me if I'm wrong, but the subtext was pretty fucking loud, if I remember right.

A blond haired, blue eyed, ubermench that was made so an old white man could inhabit his body and lead the world to the next evolution of humanity. All Ozwald needed was a chaplin stache, and it would've been fucking one to one.

So, I guess cheering that Wesker is black is saying that turning the nazi imagery into one of white erasure is a go- Actually, no, that totally lines up with Blob.
I'm guessing that Bob hasn't been paying attention to the Resident Evil fandom much at all, because he would be completely wrong in thinking that Resident Evil fans weren't pretty mad about all the live action Resident Evil film content released to date. The studio just decided to deflect criticism of "yet another bad Resident Evil live action project," by pretending it's about racism this time. To be honest, I think it might be better to just watch the Italian and Italian-American zombie movies that inspired Resident Evil than expect faithful Resident Evil live action movies or TV shows at this point. And Netflix adaptations are a meme at this point, no matter what they are making.
 
Luke is afraid to live his life because of social media.
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"Don't let people correctly comparing us to an autonomous zone that was so disgusting and degenerate that people, including a lot of actual women, in the country it was set up in went "FUCK THIS NOISE I'M VOTING FOR THE MANLET DICTATOR AND BURNING THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND" because I've seen let's plays of Last of Us 2 and masturbate a lot to Ellie and I know we are strong"
 
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We joke about Big Rat being a secular religion, but listen to what a sympathetic religious scholar has to say.
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My biggest issue is that just because something, let's call it A′, elicits the same emotional response (e.g. brings joy, elicit tears) in a person as another thing A. It doesn't follow that A′ and A are variation of the same phenomenon. Religion is not just about "peak experiences"; it is a parcel of commitments -- ontological, epistemological, moral, and existential -- that a person is to make for the renewal of a his relationship with the world, with other people, and with himself. The consoomerist worship of Big Rat is none of these things; the way Eichler-Levine analyses religion is crudely anthropological.

OK, let's hear from Bobby.
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So Bobby is at least sane enough to choose food over the presence of Mickey and Minnie. But what if it were Mario and Peach?

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Being a sticker of consistency doesn't mean you turn a TV show into a religion.

Why are you so mean to the New Priestly Class, I mean the Creative Elites!!!!!
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So much to unpack...
1) Bobby sees religion in crass mercenary terms, which is no surprise.
2) Bobby now claims that consoomer fandoms should hold exactly zero societal power over anything. So he admits that Big Rat and Hollywood should not push for racial or LGBT bullshit?
3) You can and should discard a consoomer product that no longer sparks joy, because you are not obliged to it. A faith, on the contrary, is the covenant you make with a higher power.


Bobby admits that American journalism is agenda-laden.
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Talking is the privilege of the few People Who Matter.
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Again, good luck getting those People Who Matter band together without them clawing each others' eyes out.

People who don't want their children to read gay smut cannot have economic anxiety.
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Covid. Archive of Tablemag article.
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WaPo drama. Racist Bob is racist.
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Musk.
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"Twitter's board displayed competence." :story:


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Tim Burton.
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Mr. Embarrassment shills for Bobby.
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Superior Future
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"I'm married that's okay; we're from a different country."


Chris gets parochial and drop F-bombs about clam chowder.
 
I don't know how Positron does it day after day. I'd have long since lost my sanity trying to curate this dipshit's grammatical and philosophical abortions.

Bob's job as a critic is to engage with fiction. Bob has made it his purpose in life to engage with fiction every single day for over a decade. Even outside of his job, he engages with fiction a thousand times every single day on Twitter. Bob's entire life revolves around fiction. Yet whenever someone engages with fiction in a way he doesn't want to deal with-- God fucking forbid he just stay silent on a subject he clearly doesn't want to discuss-- Bob's response is childish nihilism. "It's not real, it doesn't matter, touch grass [faggoty upside-down smiley face]."

If fiction doesn't matter because none of it is real, nothing Bob has done with his life for the last decade or more has mattered by Bob's own admission. I doubt that's a controversial statement for Bobologists, but I also highly doubt Bob would agree. Bob lacks the mental capacity and moral fortitude to make sure his stupid opinions are at least consistent with his own stupid behavior.
 
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